Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture — Test & Review

James Exline
by James ExlineUpdated:
4.2/5

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Overall Rating

4.2/5

Bedbible Rating:

3.5/5

Reviewed by: 

James Exline

User Ratings:

4.8/5

Based on 749 user reviews

40/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture was rated 40 out of 100, which means it is designed ok.

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90/100
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Rating: Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

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60/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is fairly good quality.

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Moderate

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PricePrice

Rating: Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is pricier than the rest, but not the most expensive.

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My Verdict

Even with two orgasms each time I used it, I found the Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture to be underwhelming. Here’s why: first, there was the tunnel, which wasn’t as tight as I was expecting it to be given all the hype surrounding it. And it was smooth as well; I couldn’t feel the textures and twists that the Boss Level Texture is touted for. While the tunnel felt good, and ultimately gave me orgasms, it wasn’t anything like the hype surrounding it. Secondly was the noise. Between the end cap and the ring holding the sleeve in place, this was easily the noisiest manual stroker I’ve ever used. Next, and most disconcerting was the issue with that ring. It had a tendency to fall out, and once when it did so, the entire sleeve fell out along with it – while I was using it. And lastly, the inside of the sleeve would become sticky, requiring more lube be applied. However, doing so would cause a buildup of lube, which would eventually leak out through the seal of the end cap, and would then run down the sides of the case, making a mess during use. Overall, I feel that the Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture’s issues overshadow its good qualities, thereby making it a stroker that will see more dust than action as far as my collection goes.

Buy, if you...

  1. prefer manual strokers.
  2. have found the tunnels of other strokers to be too short.
  3. are a Mia Malkova fan.

Don't buy, if you...

  1. prefer powered masturbators.
  2. don’t want a toy that takes a while to dry.
  3. don’t want a toy that can be noisy.

About The Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture

The Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture is an anal manual stroker in the extensive Fleshlight collection. It is modeled after popular porn star Mia Malkova’s ass – and anus, and comes complete with the Boss Level Texture, virtually guaranteeing that the user will come as well.

Pros

  • Long tunnel
  • Ergonomic case for holding
  • Easy to clean

Cons

  • Takes longer for the sleeve to dry
  • Quality is questionable
  • Noisy

Personal Experience

My Personal Experiences with Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture

My First Fleshlight

Okay, so apparently, I’ve been living under a rock; I had never owned a Fleshlight prior to testing the Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture. So, I was understandably excited to review – and to try (the best part of a review) my first Fleshlight. Upon opening the box, my first thought was that it was substantial. I immediately liked how the case felt in my hand; however, it wasn’t my hand that was going on a date with Mia…

My First Date with Mia

I lubed (use water-based lube only) the Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture as well as my penis, and slipped inside Mia’s ass. After all the hype over the years about the Fleshlight, I was somewhat surprised, and unfortunately it wasn’t one of those pleasant surprises you enjoy getting. It was underwhelming. The tunnel wasn’t loose, but it wasn’t exceptionally tight either. And those textures they say so much about – I couldn’t feel them much at all; the sensation was more of a smooth one. Don’t get me wrong, Mia felt good, but it just wasn’t to that level of great. I did appreciate the longer tunnel – 9”, more than other strokers I’ve recently reviewed, and certainly more than sufficient.

In the End…

The Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture has a cap on the end which can be twisted to differing degrees, the result of which is varying levels of suction accompanying each stroke. I closed it fully and Mia’s ass sucked my penis to the point that I was nearly begging for her to stop – until I realized I was the one controlling the stroker. I opened the cap all the way, and there was no suction, and the suction levels varied as I closed it further. The more I closed it, the stronger the suction became. When I come (pun intended) to the end of a session and am nearing orgasm, I closed the cap all the way shut. This accomplished two things. First, the closed position creation maximum suction, thereby giving me maximum pleasure and more intense orgasms. Secondly, I found that in the closed position, I was able to continue stroking after orgasming which led to a second orgasm. That suction kept things going to the point that I came a second time without stopping.

Design

Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture Design

The design is where I have some serious issues with the Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture. Those issues are threefold. First is the noise, which itself is twofold. The cap on the end which can be twisted to various degrees to create differing levels of suction tends to rattle quite a bit unless screwed on tightly, which makes a significant amount of noise. Secondly, there is a ring at the opening of the case which holds the sleeve in place. During use, this ring tends to slide up and down about a quarter inch or a little less in conjunction with the movement of the sleeve, thereby creating a rather loud noise. The second issue also involves that same ring holding the sleeve in place, and that is that it can come out during use. In fact, the ring came out one time, causing the entire sleeve to fall out, in the middle of my using it. And lastly, the inner sleeve dries during use, requiring additional lube, which leads to leakage of the lube from the end cap, leading to a messy outer case during use.

Ease of Use

Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture Ease of Use

The Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture is very straightforward and easy to use, and should present no issues for anyone with mobility issues. In fact, the case is pleasingly easy to hold; its thin case (above the entrance) is just the right thickness, and the grooves in it prevent slipping. There seems to have been a lot of thought behind the design of the case as far as to holding it during use. It should not be an issue for anyone with mobility issues.

Quality

Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture Quality

The Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture seems to be fairly well made overall, although it is not without its issues. It is noisy, even though it’s a manual stroker. And the issue with the retainer ring and even the sleeve falling out during use raises some concern.

Price

Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture Price

The Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture is, in my opinion, priced higher than the quality and the experience you are getting. Between the noise and the quality issues, I feel that at the $80 price point, you should (and rightfully so) expect a toy that doesn’t have a tendency to fall apart during use.

Performance

Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture Performance

The Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture was somewhat disappointing, both in its quality and performance. With all of the hype over its “Boss Level Texture” – “spiraling canal of ultra-satisfying pleasure nodes” and “texture for mind-blowing sensations,” that hype turned out to be mostly just that. I found the sleeve to feel smooth more than textured, and while it is narrow, I found it to be looser than other sleeves of similar proportions. It may be due to room within the case for it to expand, but I missed that mind-blowing tightness that some of the manual strokers I’ve reviewed have provided. My first thought upon sliding inside was “That’s not very tight,” although the suction feature helps.

Packaging

Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture Packaging

The box the Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture comes in is sufficient, but nothing beyond that. I tore the lid in a couple places trying to open it. It does give you basic instructions on using the stroker, which is all you need, along with a great picture of Mia Malkova in sexy lingerie.

Materials and care

Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture Materials and care

The Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture is made of soft TPE and is therefore totally waterproof. To clean, remove the sleeve from the case and run warm water and soap or toy cleaner through the sleeve. Rinse off the case, lid, and end cap with soap and warm water. Allow the sleeve to dry prior to placing in the case. This may can take up to a day.

Special feature

Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture Special feature

The Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture has an adjustable end cap. By adjusting it, you can create varying degrees of suction, from fully open – no suction, to fully closed – maximum suction. This allows the user to create different experiences as they use the stroker, adding as much – or as little suction to the experience as they desire. This feature works very well, and fully closed, the suction created is at times, almost too much – a good thing indeed.

Specifications and features

Length10 inches
Insertable length9 inches
Diameter (internal)0.5 inches, Stretches up to 2.4 inches
TextureBoss Level 
Weight1.35 lbs
MaterialsSleeve: Superskin (TPE), Case: ABS Plastic 
WaterproofYes 
Storage Bag IncludedComes with Case and Cap 
Colors AvailableLight Skin Tone 

Comparing Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture with alternatives

Compare Fleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level TextureFleshlight Butt Mia Malkova Boss Level Texture
Overall score4.2 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 3.6 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 NaN / 5.0
Bedbible rating3.5 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 3.8 / 5.0 4.6 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0
User rating4.8 / 5.0
from 749 users
5 / 5.0
from 14 users
3.5 / 5.0
from 43 users
5 / 5.0
from 271 users
4.7 / 5.0
from 76 users
NaN / 5.0
from 0 users
PriceModerate Affordable Cheap Moderate Pricey Premium
Design40 / 100 95 / 100 70 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100 95 / 100
Ease of use90 / 100 80 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100 100 / 100 50 / 100
Quality60 / 100 95 / 100 50 / 100 95 / 100 85 / 100 90 / 100
Sound----80 / 100 -
Power----80 / 100 -
Buzzy/Rumbly----somewhat rumbly -
Length10 inches10.6 inches4.5 inches-8 inches-
Insertable length9 inches4.7-5.5 inches-9 inches-(Vagina) 7 inches, (anus) 6.7 inches, (mouth) 5 inches
Diameter (internal)0.5 inches, Stretches up to 2.4 inches-----
TextureBoss Level -Bumpy ---
Weight1.35 lbs13.4 lbs---81 lbs
MaterialsSleeve: Superskin (TPE), Case: ABS Plastic TPE Soft plastic Soft plastic Silicone TPE, faux hair
WaterproofYes -Submersible Yes Yes Yes
Storage Bag IncludedComes with Case and Cap No No ---
Colors AvailableLight Skin Tone Light Skin Tone Clear ---
Width-11.8 inches----
Height-7 inches---5 feet inches
Openings-2 -Vagina -Vagina, anus, mouth
Allergies-Latex and Phthalate-Free -Phthalate-free --
Diameter--1.4 inches---
Flexibility--Floppy ---
Vibration speeds----3 -
Vibration patterns----4 -
Battery Life----90 minutes-
Charging Time----150 minutes-
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Author
James Exline
James Exline

I am formerly employed in the drug and alcohol rehab industry, and am still passionate about helping those trying to escape the hell that is addiction. I am in recovery myself – 12+ years sober. I am also passionate about all things coffee – did somebody say “snob”? Single or in a relationship, I enjoy incorporating sex toys into my/our sex life. I hope to help overcome any shame or trepidation when it comes to sex and/or sexuality.

Age: 58
Gender: male
Sexual orientation: heterosexual
Sex toy experience: intermediate
All-time favorite sex toy: Fleshlight Ice Lady
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