Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator Torso – Test & Review

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Fuck Me Silly 2

Have you been looking for the perfect, intimate, female partner who loves sex, never says, “No,” never has a headache, and doesn’t require an expensive dinner, flowers, or foreplay? Then I have the sex partner for you! Introducing the Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator by Pipedream Extreme Toyz. With perky, double D breasts and 3 ways to use her, this investment-worthy companion will make all of your wet dreams come true!

Design:

Rating: Fuck Me Silly 2 was rated 72 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Fuck Me Silly 2.

72/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Fuck Me Silly 2 was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

85/100
Quality:

Rating: Fuck Me Silly 2 was rated 77 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

77/100
Price:

Rating: Fuck Me Silly 2 was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Fuck Me Silly 2 was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Fuck Me Silly 2.

4.0/5.0
User ratings:

Rating: Fuck Me Silly 2 was rated 4.4 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

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4.4/5.0
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Design:

Rating: Fuck Me Silly 2 was rated 72 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Fuck Me Silly 2.

 72/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Fuck Me Silly 2 was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

 85/100
Quality:

Rating: Fuck Me Silly 2 was rated 77 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

 77/100
Price:

Rating: Fuck Me Silly 2 was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

 Low
Price ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice rating
Bedbible rating:

Rating: Fuck Me Silly 2 was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Fuck Me Silly 2.

 4.0/5.0

User ratings:

Rating: Fuck Me Silly 2 was rated 4.4 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

 4.4/5.0

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Price:Low

Rating: Fuck Me Silly 2 was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Bedbible rating: 4

Rating: Fuck Me Silly 2 was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Fuck Me Silly 2.

User ratings: 4.4

Rating: Fuck Me Silly 2 was rated 4.4 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

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My Time with the Fuck Me Silly 2

My Personal Experiences with Fuck Me Silly 2

I didn’t use the masturbator personally as I am not a penis owner. But I did take the torso out of the box and gave it a thorough checking over. As mentioned above, the canal for both the vagina and anus is tight and smooth at the openings and lightly textured the deeper you penetrate. However, with the material between the openings being thinner, you’ll need to save the rough stuff for rare occasions. 

Pros
Small, easy to transport, use and store
Ships in a discreet outer box
Extremely lifelike look and feel
More budget-friendly than a full-sized sex doll
Comes with lubricant, cleanser and restoring powder
Cons
Made of “Fanta Flesh” which is porous
Vaginal and anal canals are not separate
Thin material between the anus and vagina could tear with rough use
Drying the canal may be difficult and could lead to mold and mildew
Must add restoration powder after washing to avoid stickiness
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What I like/dislike about the design

Fuck Me Silly 2 What I like/dislike about the design

The Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator is beautifully and realistically designed with firm, perky DD breasts with realistic nipples as well as a lifelike vagina and anus. The torso masturbator is modeled after the female body from the neck to genitals – so no hair to upkeep and it’s small enough to stow away under your bed. Plus, the musculature and coloring on the entire torso is exquisite – much better than most toys of this caliber. Further, the backside of the torso is flat and has a hole in the center to make cleaning a snap. The vaginal opening is tight, measuring at 1”, starting smoothly then opening up to a textured interior. The anal opening is located conveniently close to the vaginal opening (so no need to turn it over), both of which join into a single canal. The central canal measures 8” in depth. Therefore, the well-endowed man won’t bottom out when using this mega masturbator. Finally, the firm and perky breasts provide a third way to play and are ideal for breast sex. Plus, they feel so lifelike, you may want to tease and tantalize the nipples too.

How user friendly is the Fuck Me Silly 2?

Fuck Me Silly 2 How user friendly is the Fuck Me Silly 2?

The Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator weighs in at a full 12 lbs., making it feel more lifelike while being light enough to move around. In addition, the anus and vagina are positioned close enough together so you won’t have to turn the toy over to penetrate its backside.​ Therefore, all you have to do it unbox the torso, add some of the included water-based lubricant and well, fuck it silly. The brilliant feature of this masturbation torso is that it is flat on the back. So, the doll stays in place on nearly all surfaces. In addition, the drainage hole on the back of the torso allows you to irrigate both openings thoroughly, after use using water and the included toy cleanser packets. Just make sure to place a towel under the torso while masturbating as fluids will seep out of the hole.

Review of the Quality

Fuck Me Silly 2 Review of the Quality

The Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator has a solid construction and appears to be exceptionally well-made. However, with the vaginal and anal openings being so close together, the masturbator may not hold up well with exuberant masturbators. The flesh-like material in between the two orifices is thin and could wear out, leaving the user with a single, large hole. That being said, if the user mixes things up, uses the breasts for solo sessions too and only gets rough on occasion, I feel the torso will hold up quite well.

The Fuck Me Silly 2: Is it Value for Money?

Fuck Me Silly 2 The Fuck Me Silly 2: Is it Value for Money?

The price of the torso masturbator is extremely fair, especially taking into account the price of a full-sized sex doll. Sex dolls start at around $1,500 and can run up to tens of thousands of dollars depending on the materials used in molding and the features of the doll. And although the Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator is made of lesser-expensive materials – more on that below – I feel it’s a great, budget-friendly option for those who desire a larger, more realistic masturbation toy.

Pleasure Check: How does Fuck Me Silly 2 Measure Up?

Fuck Me Silly 2 Pleasure Check: How does Fuck Me Silly 2 Measure Up?

I didn’t use the masturbator personally as I am not a penis owner. But I did take the torso out of the box and gave it a thorough checking over. As mentioned above, the canal for both the vagina and anus are tight and smooth at the openings and lightly textured the deeper you penetrate. However, with the material between the openings being thinner, you’ll need to save the rough stuff for rare occasions. The torso feels very lifelike and it responds to thrusting by jiggling the same way a human partner would. The size and shape make it easy to move the torso around and use it in various ways – like in bed, on a chair, on a sex wedge etc. The breasts are quite firm, some may say a bit too hard. However, the are spaced perfectly for breast sex and do jiggle quite naturally. One tip I’d like to share is warming the flesh-like material before use. Otherwise, it feels like you’re interacting with a corpse. So, you can warm-up the FMS2 Mega Masturbator by soaking it in a bath of warm water for about 15 minutes. Or, you can cover the torso with a towel, then a heated blanket for about 10 minutes.

A closer Look at it’s packaging

Fuck Me Silly 2 A closer Look at it’s packaging

I was extremely surprised at how well the Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator was presented. First, it was packaged in an unmarked, carboard box that was quite thick and sturdy. Next, upon opening the outer carboard box, the torso was in a bright, clearly marked carboard box covered in photos of a nude model as well as the product – definitely not something to open if there are youngsters around. Inside the box was a Styrofoam box with 2 pieces of clear, molded plastic to hold the torso in place. The free lubricant, toy cleanser and restoration powder samples were on top. The torso itself was wrapped in a loose plastic bag to further protect it from dust, cuts or other injuries. The packaging is sturdy enough to reuse as storage, a huge plus! However, if there are youngsters in the house, simply save the outer, cardboard box, pace the torso back into the plastic mold and slide it into the box for discreet and sturdy storage.

Materials and Maintenance

The Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator is made of a material called “Fanta Flesh” – and I cannot find anything further on the material except “soft plastic”. However, the product is latex and phthalate-free. That being said, the torso is quite heavy for its size (12 lbs.) but this adds to the realism. And although some reviewers say the torso is small, when I hold it against my body, the measurements match perfectly. So, you could say this torso is “petite” and curvy. In regard to cleaning and care, the “Fanta Flesh” will collect dirt and absorb oils from your body. If not cleaned properly, the material will pill and pull off, damaging the look and feel of the toy. Additionally, you must wash the canal thoroughly and not share the toy as the material is porous and can spread bacteria and viruses as well as growing mold and mildew. Fortunately, the Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator is waterproof and fully submersible. So, you can easily wash the torso in a bath or shower. Just be careful, the material becomes very slippery when wet! Then, gently pat the outside dry and be sure and dry the anal/vaginal canals. Afterward, spread the restoration powder on the outside of the torso as well as inside the canals to keep the material soft and silky while eliminating stickiness.

Recommended for the beginner and intermediate

The Fuck Me Silly 2 was rated 23 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Fuck Me Silly 2 if you...
👍I would highly recommend this mega masturbator to any male or trans male looking for masturbation that’s more like actual intercourse and those who are trying to build stamina. In addition, it’s a great purchase to make if you’re considering investing in a full-sized sex doll. Finally, it would make a fantastic addition to couples play for a no-jealousy, threesome.
You should NOT buy the Fuck Me Silly 2 if you...
👎Okay gents, you know who I am addressing here; those of you who like it rough, who love the feel of anal sex while grabbing hands full of booty and those who are daily masturbators. Though this masturbating torso is extremely well made, the thinner material between the vagina and anus as well as the single orifice cannot take daily, slamming and banging. Plus, she’s flat on the bottom so you miss the realistic anal experience.

Specifications and features

Specifications and features Fuck Me Silly 2
Length20.5 inches
Width12.5  inches
Weight12  lbs
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsFanta Flesh (TPR) 
OpeningsVagina and anus 

Conclusion

Overall, I give the Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator a solid 4 stars. The reason being is that the product is well made, feels extremely realistic, and is the perfect sex partner for any guy, girl, or couple wanting a jealousy-free threesome. And although the material from which the toy is made is porous, as long as it is cared for properly, it should hold up well. Plus, for someone wanting a more satisfying masturbation experience, the price is far more affordable than a full-sized sex doll. The FMS2 Mega Masturbator is the perfect “try it before you buy it” sex toy as it gives a lifelike intercourse experience without the high dollar investment. I would recommend this masturbator to any guy who desires great sex without the hassle of dating or buying dinner.

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Overall score4.2 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.3 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.0 / 5.0 3.5 / 5.0 4.1 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.3 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0
User rating4.4 / 5.0
from 17 users
4.5 / 5.0
from 4 users
5 / 5.0
from 74 users
4.5 / 5.0
from 96 users
5 / 5.0
from 217 users
4.7 / 5.0
from 1248 users
PriceLow Low Medium Low Medium Medium
Design72 / 100 75 / 100 65 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100 99 / 100
Ease of use85 / 100 70 / 100 85 / 100 30 / 100 85 / 100 100 / 100
Quality77 / 100 90 / 100 95 / 100 90 / 100 95 / 100 90 / 100
Sound-null / 100 ----
Power-40 / 100 ----
Buzzy/Rumbly-somewhat buzzy ----
Length20.5 inches8.7 inches-2 inches-10 inches
Width12.5 inches3.5 inches(canal) 0.25 inches---
Weight12 lbs--0.12 lbs--
WaterproofYes Shell: No, Sleeve: Yes Yes -Yes Yes
MaterialsFanta Flesh (TPR) Shell: ABS Plastic, Sleeve: TPE, Bullet Holder: NBR Soft plastic TPR Soft plastic Plastic, TPE, Fleshskin
OpeningsVagina and anus 1 Neutral Opening Vagina -Vagina Vagina
Vibration modes-manual - targeted and targeted power, and automatic - auto, pulse, blow, and endurance ----
Insertable length-7.5 inches9 inches-9 inches9 inches
Diameter (internal)-1.8 inches----
Battery Life-30-40 minutes----
Rechargeable-Yes ----
Remote Controls-Yes, Bluetooth-compatible ----
Travel Lock-No ----
Storage Bag Included-No ----
Colors Available-Black -Black, clear, ice blue clear, steel, smoke clear, and red --
Diameter---1.1 inches-Canal: 0.5 inches
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How to use Fuck Me Silly 2

There are many ways to enjoy your Fuck Me Silly 2 both alone and with a partner. Here are some to get you started.

Fuck Me Silly 2
Vaginal Penetration
Fuck Me Silly 2
The Fuck Me Silly 2 has a ribbed vagina to tantalize you with every movement. Don't forget to use some water-based lube for an extra realistic feeling.
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Anal Penetration
Fuck Me Silly 2
Variety is the spice of life, and the Fuck Me Silly 2 knows how to keep things exciting. The realistically designed anus has a pleasing texture for some added stimulation.
Fuck Me Silly 2
Breast Sex
Fuck Me Silly 2
Make the most of the bouncy 36DD breasts. Apply some lubrication to your penis and between the breasts and treat yourself to the snug sensations of the Fuck Me Silly 2's cleavage.
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Have a Threesome
Fuck Me Silly 2
While this might seem like a solo toy, the Fuck Me Silly 2 is the perfect way to enjoy a threesome with your partner without having to involve another person.

FAQ

What are some good positions to use the Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator?
The flat back of the Fuck Me Silly 2 makes it perfect for use on a flat surface like a table, desk or bed. You can use your sex doll torso for vaginal or anal penetration, a boob job or to simulate oral sex.
What comes in a Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator box?
As well as the torso, the package includes a free sample of lubricant, toy cleanser, and restoration powder.
What is the Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator made of?
The Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator is made of 'Fanta Flesh' a realistic feeling TPR (Thermo-Plastic-Rubber).
How can I clean the Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator?
The Fuck Me Silly 2 is waterproof so you can clean it in the bath or shower. You need to clean the canal using soap and water or sex toy cleaner and make sure it is completely dry. You should also use a restoration powder to make sure the toy doesn't become tacky over time.

Instructions - Manual

  1. Use water-based lubrication with the Fuck Me Silly 2
  2. Clean the torso thoroughly between uses. It is easiest to clean the torso in the bath or shower.
  3. Ensure that the torso is completely dry by patting with a clean towel.
  4. Apply the restoration powder to the outside and inside the canals.
  5. Store the torso in the box to keep it safe and clean.

How did the Fuck Me Silly 2 get tested and reviewed?

Receiving the productReceiving the product

We sent the Fuck Me Silly 2 to the tester’s address, free of charge. They tested the product and got to keep it afterward, with no strings attached.

Testing and writingTesting and writing

Our tester then put the product through its paces. After trying the product out at home, the tester then recorded their experience, evaluation, and overall rating of Fuck Me Silly 2 to share with you in this review.

The test is uploaded hereThe test is uploaded here

After non-substantial editing, the review is uploaded to this page. Both good and bad reviews get uploaded, and no points that the tester writes in their review are left out.

The only editing we do is uploading and adding additional information such as the product specifications, comparisons to other products, and links to places where you can buy the Fuck Me Silly 2.

Author
Edie
Edie

Edie was selling sex toys in a home party plan long before they became mainstream! She uses her 30+ years of experience in pleasure products, romance, relationships, sexual health and writing to spread sexual education and positivity to anyone seeking advice and knowledge. She tells it how it is and uses real world experiences and humor to get her point across. Edie has been with BedBible since day 1 and also does review videos and podcast hosting.

Age: 56-65
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Sex toy experience: Expert
All-time favorite sex toy: Satisfyer Pro 3+
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