Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator Torso – Test & Review
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My Personal Experiences
I didn’t use the masturbator personally as I am not a penis owner. But I did take the torso out of the box and gave it a thorough checking over. As mentioned above, the canal for both the vagina and anus is tight and smooth at the openings and lightly textured the deeper you penetrate. However, with the material between the openings being thinner, you’ll need to save the rough stuff for rare occasions.
Design
The Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator is beautifully and realistically designed with firm, perky DD breasts with realistic nipples as well as a lifelike vagina and anus. The torso masturbator is modeled after the female body from the neck to genitals – so no hair to upkeep and it’s small enough to stow away under your bed. Plus, the musculature and coloring on the entire torso is exquisite – much better than most toys of this caliber. Further, the backside of the torso is flat and has a hole in the center to make cleaning a snap. The vaginal opening is tight, measuring at 1”, starting smoothly then opening up to a textured interior. The anal opening is located conveniently close to the vaginal opening (so no need to turn it over), both of which join into a single canal. The central canal measures 8” in depth. Therefore, the well-endowed man won’t bottom out when using this mega masturbator. Finally, the firm and perky breasts provide a third way to play and are ideal for breast sex. Plus, they feel so lifelike, you may want to tease and tantalize the nipples too.
Ease of Use
The Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator weighs in at a full 12 lbs., making it feel more lifelike while being light enough to move around. In addition, the anus and vagina are positioned close enough together so you won’t have to turn the toy over to penetrate its backside. Therefore, all you have to do it unbox the torso, add some of the included water-based lubricant and well, fuck it silly. The brilliant feature of this masturbation torso is that it is flat on the back. So, the doll stays in place on nearly all surfaces. In addition, the drainage hole on the back of the torso allows you to irrigate both openings thoroughly, after use using water and the included toy cleanser packets. Just make sure to place a towel under the torso while masturbating as fluids will seep out of the hole.
Quality
The Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator has a solid construction and appears to be exceptionally well-made. However, with the vaginal and anal openings being so close together, the masturbator may not hold up well with exuberant masturbators. The flesh-like material in between the two orifices is thin and could wear out, leaving the user with a single, large hole. That being said, if the user mixes things up, uses the breasts for solo sessions too and only gets rough on occasion, I feel the torso will hold up quite well.
Price
The price of the torso masturbator is extremely fair, especially taking into account the price of a full-sized sex doll. Sex dolls start at around $1,500 and can run up to tens of thousands of dollars depending on the materials used in molding and the features of the doll. And although the Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator is made of lesser-expensive materials – more on that below – I feel it’s a great, budget-friendly option for those who desire a larger, more realistic masturbation toy.
Performance
I didn’t use the masturbator personally as I am not a penis owner. But I did take the torso out of the box and gave it a thorough checking over. As mentioned above, the canal for both the vagina and anus are tight and smooth at the openings and lightly textured the deeper you penetrate. However, with the material between the openings being thinner, you’ll need to save the rough stuff for rare occasions. The torso feels very lifelike and it responds to thrusting by jiggling the same way a human partner would. The size and shape make it easy to move the torso around and use it in various ways – like in bed, on a chair, on a sex wedge etc. The breasts are quite firm, some may say a bit too hard. However, the are spaced perfectly for breast sex and do jiggle quite naturally. One tip I’d like to share is warming the flesh-like material before use. Otherwise, it feels like you’re interacting with a corpse. So, you can warm-up the FMS2 Mega Masturbator by soaking it in a bath of warm water for about 15 minutes. Or, you can cover the torso with a towel, then a heated blanket for about 10 minutes.
Packaging
I was extremely surprised at how well the Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator was presented. First, it was packaged in an unmarked, carboard box that was quite thick and sturdy. Next, upon opening the outer carboard box, the torso was in a bright, clearly marked carboard box covered in photos of a nude model as well as the product – definitely not something to open if there are youngsters around. Inside the box was a Styrofoam box with 2 pieces of clear, molded plastic to hold the torso in place. The free lubricant, toy cleanser and restoration powder samples were on top. The torso itself was wrapped in a loose plastic bag to further protect it from dust, cuts or other injuries. The packaging is sturdy enough to reuse as storage, a huge plus! However, if there are youngsters in the house, simply save the outer, cardboard box, pace the torso back into the plastic mold and slide it into the box for discreet and sturdy storage.
Materials and care
The Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator is made of a material called “Fanta Flesh” – and I cannot find anything further on the material except “soft plastic”. However, the product is latex and phthalate-free. That being said, the torso is quite heavy for its size (12 lbs.) but this adds to the realism. And although some reviewers say the torso is small, when I hold it against my body, the measurements match perfectly. So, you could say this torso is “petite” and curvy. In regard to cleaning and care, the “Fanta Flesh” will collect dirt and absorb oils from your body. If not cleaned properly, the material will pill and pull off, damaging the look and feel of the toy. Additionally, you must wash the canal thoroughly and not share the toy as the material is porous and can spread bacteria and viruses as well as growing mold and mildew. Fortunately, the Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator is waterproof and fully submersible. So, you can easily wash the torso in a bath or shower. Just be careful, the material becomes very slippery when wet! Then, gently pat the outside dry and be sure and dry the anal/vaginal canals. Afterward, spread the restoration powder on the outside of the torso as well as inside the canals to keep the material soft and silky while eliminating stickiness.
Specifications and features
| Length | 20.5 inches |
| Width | 12.5 inches |
| Weight | 12 lbs |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Materials | Fanta Flesh (TPR) |
| Openings | Vagina and anus |
Conclusion
Overall, I give the Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator a solid 4 stars. The reason being is that the product is well made, feels extremely realistic, and is the perfect sex partner for any guy, girl, or couple wanting a jealousy-free threesome. And although the material from which the toy is made is porous, as long as it is cared for properly, it should hold up well. Plus, for someone wanting a more satisfying masturbation experience, the price is far more affordable than a full-sized sex doll. The FMS2 Mega Masturbator is the perfect “try it before you buy it” sex toy as it gives a lifelike intercourse experience without the high dollar investment. I would recommend this masturbator to any guy who desires great sex without the hassle of dating or buying dinner.
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| Overall score | 4.2 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 4.4 / 5.0 from 17 users | 4.1 / 5.0 from 42 users | 5 / 5.0 from 217 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 257 users | 5 / 5.0 from 423 users | 5 / 5.0 from 286 users |
| Price | Low | Medium | Medium | Medium | Medium | Medium |
| Design | 72 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 80 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 85 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 75 / 100 |
| Quality | 77 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 |
| Sound | 60 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 |
| Power | 40 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 |
| Length | 20.5 | 9.5 | - | - | - | - |
| Width | 12.5 | - | - | - | (canal) 0.25 | (canal) 0.5 |
| Weight | 12 | - | - | - | - | - |
| Waterproof | Yes | Splashproof | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Materials | Fanta Flesh (TPR) | Sleeve: TPE, Case: ABS Plastic | Soft plastic | Soft plastic | Soft plastic | Soft plastic |
| Openings | Vagina and anus | 1 Neutral Opening | Vagina | Vagina | Vagina | Vagina |
| Vibration speeds | - | 3 | - | - | - | - |
| Vibration patterns | - | 4 | - | - | - | - |
| Thrust Modes | - | 3 Contraction Levels | - | - | - | - |
| Insertable length | - | 6.25 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 9 |
| Diameter | - | 3.4 | - | - | - | - |
| Diameter (internal) | - | 2 | - | - | - | - |
| Battery Life | - | 300 | - | - | - | - |
| Rechargeable | - | Yes | - | - | - | - |
| Charging Time | - | 100 | - | - | - | - |
| Travel Lock | - | No | - | - | - | - |
| Allergies | - | - | - | - | Phthalate-free | Phthalate-free |
How to use Fuck Me Silly 2
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FAQ
Instructions - Manual
- Use water-based lubrication with the Fuck Me Silly 2
- Clean the torso thoroughly between uses. It is easiest to clean the torso in the bath or shower.
- Ensure that the torso is completely dry by patting with a clean towel.
- Apply the restoration powder to the outside and inside the canals.
- Store the torso in the box to keep it safe and clean.
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