Hismith App-Controlled Sex Machine – Test and Review

Tawney Seren
by Tawney SerenLast updated: 
Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine

The Hismith App Controlled Sex Machine is one of the newer sex machine designs from Hismith, providing the user with a strong, stainless steel frame and three ways to control the thrusting speeds and thrust depth of the product! It also allows the user to download an App that can not only control the machine, but give access to someone else of their choosing through bluetooth connection for long-distance play. It weighs about 25 pounds total and is wonderful for those with accessibility challenges and is fully adjustable for a variety of different positions. It features everything you could possibly expect from a high-quality sex machine, leaving very little to be desired and much to rejoice! The Hismith App Controlled Sex Machine also comes with a nylon storage back, information packet, silicone dildo attachment, and wireless remote control.

Design:

Rating: Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine was rated 75 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine.

75/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
Quality:

Rating: Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

70/100
Price:

Rating: Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Medium
Price ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice rating
Bedbible rating:

Rating: Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine was rated 4.5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine.

4.5/5.0
User ratings:

Rating: Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

5.0/5.0
Sources
5.0/5 HiSmith (99)
Design:

Rating: Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine was rated 75 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine.

 75/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

 90/100
Quality:

Rating: Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

 70/100
Price:

Rating: Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

 Medium
Price ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice rating
Bedbible rating:

Rating: Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine was rated 4.5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine.

 4.5/5.0

User ratings:

Rating: Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

 5.0/5.0

Sources
5.0/5 HiSmith (99)
Price:Medium

Rating: Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Bedbible rating: 4.5

Rating: Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine was rated 4.5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine.

User ratings: 5

Rating: Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

Sources
5.0/5HiSmith (99)

Did I enjoy using the Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine?

My Personal Experiences with Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine

At First Look

I was a bit overwhelmed when I first took out the pieces. I am not someone that is easily able to put together furniture without having a complete meltdown and wondered just how I was going to operate this. That being said, I was excited to see it all easily nestled inside the nylon case and the extras that came along with it! Lo and behold, not even 5 minutes later I had fully assembled the sex machine with their guide, finding it not only easy to do so, but easy to adjust and mess around with the different heights, levels, and grip of the product. I could screw in the dildo without problem and was excited to see they had a great many different options for toys that could be assembled onto the machine, keeping up with the versatility I loved so much about it.

The Adventure

Sex machines can be intimidating for some and I certainly fell into that category. My mind reeled around the different accidents that could potentially take place if I misused the controls or needed to shut off the toy quickly. But Hismith seemed to take all of this into account when building this sex toy. Not only did the machine have an easy power button on both the wired remote and wireless remote, but you can adjust the settings to find the perfect speed and depth during play – it does not assume. Everything about this toy allowed me to comfortably find my own pleasure. I tried standing above it, on all fours, crouched, and the sex machine was happy to accommodate my needs. In the end, this toy provided me with the best orgasms a non-vibrating sex machine could possibly deliver. It hardly rocked during play as others had, weighted down by the powerful legs, and was much MUCH quieter than any of the other sex machines I had tried. Overall, I would highly recommend this sex machine to anyone looking for that realistic experience.

Pros
Powerful and Customizable Thrusting Settings
App-Enabled Long Distance Options
Great for Those with Accessibility Challenges
Sturdy, Heavy Legs
Quieter Than Most Sex Machines
Cons
No Vibration
Heavy and Large Design
Difficult to Clean
Only Hismith Attachment Dildos Fit

My take on the Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine’s design

Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine My take on the Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine’s design

The Hismith App Controlled Sex Machine is not as easy to put together as the already assembled sex machines (like the Motorbunny designs or the Sybian Sex Machine), but it still had easy instructions and a minimal number of pieces. Overall, it was quite comprehensive to put together. It included heavy, sturdy legs (4kg), the main thrusting motor (which was in one solid piece), and adjustable clamps that allow it to secure with ease. Although the Hismith App Controlled Sex Machine was easy to put together, it was still quite wide and heavy. This made it difficult to store discreetly without having to take it apart between uses.

The Simplicity of Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine: My User Experience Unveiled

Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine The Simplicity of Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine: My User Experience Unveiled

Once the Hismith Sex Machine is put together, it's incredibly easy to use. Not only can the toy be controlled through a remote control that comes with the product that allows you adjust the speed smoothly and precisely with up and down controls and a power button for a quick stop during play, but there are 10 speed patterns to enjoy and a 20m plus remote control distance. This product also comes with a wired controller in case the remote control is lost that allows for easy adjustment of speed and power. If neither of those is of interest to you - there's a step-by-step guide to download the Hismith app for full control from your phone. The clamps can be unlocked to also adjust the height and angle of the sex machine to accommodate different users and preferences without having to use any tools. All of the controls are listed clearly, making it easy to navigate.

An in depth look at the Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine’s quality

Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine An in depth look at the Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine’s quality

Made of stainless steel and ABS plastic, I was pleased with the weight of this sex machine. These sort of high-powered machines require significant weight for the level of power they possess to ensure they don't rock too much during use. However, no matter how tight the clasps of the motor are in the main body, there's still a level of rocking with this toy that left me feeling as though it would eventually loosen and sacrifice some of that stability over significant time. The wired remote feels heavy-duty and high-quality despite the ABS plastic of the wireless remote, so even if it's lost or misplaced there are more than enough options to continue using the sex machine if anything happens to it. Beyond that, the APP was surprisingly easy to operate and felt like a lot of time went into its development. The silicone dildo that came with the machine was also high-quality, body-safe, and had a suction cup base for additional use outside of the sex machine, which was a plus in my book!

Cost of the Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine

Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine Cost of the Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine

Although the price is high for this product, it's not nearly as high as others in the sex machine category. Many manufacturers have no issue slapping a price tag on their machines that exceeds a thousand or more so in comparison, the Hismith sex machine is of a higher quality and quite versatile. That made it one of the more affordable sex machines on the market in my eyes. It also comes with extras that really do make that price tag all the more reasonable in the end. It's also made of higher quality materials, so you can trust that it will last quite some time with minimal adjustments needed in the long run.

My take on the Performance

Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine My take on the Performance

The Hismith App Controlled Sex Machine must be plugged into an outlet to use, which promises it will continue for as long as you desire! As someone who can never remember to charge toys or hold onto extra batteries, this was a lifesaver for me. It has a powerful and durable motor, providing up to 240RPM reliable thrusting and torque (100W, 300N.cm torque) strength. You can quickly adjust the strength and speed and the sex machine responds immediately without delay. I also found the stroke length (1.2 to 6 inches) to be quite desirable during use! It overall performed much better than other, more expensive sex machines that I have used in the past.

Analyzing the Packaging: First Impressions

Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine Analyzing the Packaging: First Impressions

I was in LOVE with the packaging for the Hismith Sex Machine! These machines are often bulky and not easily able to be stored or discreetly traveled with. However, this machine came with a nylon bag that allowed all the parts to easily be stored and kept within. It has handles for carrying and after the sex machine is taken apart (which is quite easy), it all can fit within. The bag is also sturdy enough to carry it for quite some time despite the weight of the machine as a whole. Beyond that, there's also extra space for other toys that may want to come along on the journey! In addition to the bag, you get a use guide, wireless remote control, silicone dildo, and 1 year warranty.

Materials and care of the Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine

Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine Materials and care of the Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine

The Hismith Sex Machine is made of stainless steel, making it heavy and durable during use. It can easily be wiped down with warm water and mild soap or toy cleaner. The stainless steel also keeps it strong and rust-free for a long time. It comes with a silicone dildo of high-quality. The dildo is body-safe but should be used with a water-based lubrication as some silicone and hybrid lubes can react negatively with silicone. Be sure to clean before and after use. The nylon bag is rugged, machine-washable, moisture-resistant, and washable in either warm or cold water.

Special feature

Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine Special feature

I have reviewed a lot of different sex machines in the past and they all had their own perks and special features. That being said, they also had MAJOR price tags attached. The Hismith sex machine allowed the app-enabled play comparable to a lot of the big boys (like the Motorbunny Buck), and the adjustable versatility of many of the competitors. The one thing to keep in mind about the Hismith sex machine: there’s no option for vibration. This is a purely thrusting toy. It feels terrific and if you’re just looking for thrusting and a realistic penetration experience, it cannot be beat!

Recommended for the intermediate and advanced

The Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine was rated 70 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine if you...
👍Enjoy powerful thrusting and penetration
👍Want a product that adjusts fully for different positions and angles
👍Desire to connect via app with anyone around the world for borrowed control of the machine
You should NOT buy the Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine if you...
👎Need a low maintenance toy
👎Desire stimulation from a toy other than penetration/thrusting
👎Need something light and discreet

Specifications and features

Specifications and features Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine
Thrust Modes0-240 RPM Fully Adjustable Thrust Settings 
Insertable length1.2 to 6 inches
MaterialsStainless Steel (Frame), ABS Plastic (Controller), Silicone (Dildo)  
AdjustableYes 
Remote ControlsWired, Wireless, and App-Enabled 
Maximum Weight25 lbs
RechargeableNo (Corded power) 
Storage Bag IncludedYes 
Travel LockNo 

Conclusion

Hismith does not have a lot of different designs, but for the sex toys they do have, they put in the time. I was incredibly impressed with the versatility of this powerful sex toy, and would highly recommend this design to both beginners and intermediate players alike. It's perfect for both solo control and partnered play (whether long distance through the app, or in the same room) and excellent for those who require hands-free thrusting play and powerful penetration orgasms. The suction cup base of the toys provided also ensure it remains anal safe, keeping it an excellent choice no matter your gender or pleasure preferences. If you don't mind the weight of the machine and you have the space for it, Hismith absolutely has everything desired for those looking for a powerful sex machine.

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Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine
Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine
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Overall score4.8 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 NaN / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.5 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 3.5 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0
User rating5 / 5.0
from 99 users
4.8 / 5.0
from 110 users
NaN / 5.0
from 0 users
4.4 / 5.0
from 8 users
5 / 5.0
from 1 users
4 / 5.0
from 3 users
PriceMedium Medium Low Low Low Low
Design75 / 100 100 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100 100 / 100 80 / 100
Ease of use90 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100 97 / 100 95 / 100
Quality70 / 100 90 / 100 75 / 100 70 / 100 95 / 100 70 / 100
Sound------
Power------
Buzzy/Rumbly------
Thrust Modes0-240 RPM Fully Adjustable Thrust Settings -----
Insertable length1.2 to 6 inches-----
MaterialsStainless Steel (Frame), ABS Plastic (Controller), Silicone (Dildo) Polypropylene, polyester, nickel-free metal, ABS plastic Vegan Leather PU Faux Leather Vegan PU leather Velboa fabric, polypropylene webbing, nickel-free metal hardware, and plastic
AdjustableYes Fits any size mattress Yes Yes -No
Remote ControlsWired, Wireless, and App-Enabled -----
Maximum Weight25 lbs-----
RechargeableNo (Corded power) -----
Storage Bag IncludedYes -No No --
Travel LockNo -----
Length-Straps x 4: 60 inches & Connector Strap: 60 inches9.5 inches(Leash) 35.5 inches17 inchesLength of strap when secured in the door: 8.5 inches
Width--Fully adjustable inches-3 inches-
Diameter---(Collar) approx. 6.4 inches--
Waterproof---Yes -Yes
Fastening---Buckle -Velcro
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How to use Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine

Not sure how to start your sex machine adventure? Here's my guide to get you going and enjoying!

Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine
Assemble the Motor Attachment and Legs
Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine
The Hismith Sex Machine comes with a step-by-step guide for putting together your machine. Slide and use the locking screws knob to put the main motor between the two stainless steel legs to find your perfect adjustment. Secure the locking screws to hold Hismith in place.
Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine
Plug in Sex Machine and Choose Controller
Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine
The Hismith Sex Machine must be plugged into the wall. Then you can choose between the App, wireless remote control, or remote to begin. Be sure to turn on the machine using the power button found on the wired remote or wireless remote control.
Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine
Adjust the Angle
Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine
Using the locking screws knob on the legs, adjust the angle of the penetration bar and depth to your preference before use. This can easily be adjusted at any time.
Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine
Attach the Sex Toy
Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine
The silicone sex toy included can easily be screwed onto the end of the penetration bar for use and security. Hismith also offers different toys for your preference that can be attached the same way.

FAQ

Why is the Hismith Sex Machine so Expensive?
Sex machines are some of the more expensive sex toys on the market. For a good sex machine, it must be made with high-quality and heavy materials, must be body-safe, and must be versatile to truly mimic the sensations of sex.
What Angle do I Use the Hismith Sex Machine In?
This is completely up to you! This machine is entirely adjustable and provides you with countless speeds, power, and height settings. You are able to enjoy your favorite positions with this sex machine with ease.
Where do I Buy the Hismith Sex Machine?
There are many different people with fake sex machines that are similar. Be sure to purchase from their website directly!
How do I Clean my Machine?
Be sure to take the machine apart and do not submerge or put water on the main motor. The legs and the dildo can easily be cleaned with warm water and a mild soap or your favorite toy cleaner after use.

Instructions - Manual

Hismith provides a full app manual here: https://www.hismith.co.uk/blog/2/user-manual-for-hismith-app-controlled-sex-machine.html

How did the Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine get tested and reviewed?

Receiving the productReceiving the product

We sent the Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine to the tester’s address, free of charge. They tested the product and got to keep it afterward, with no strings attached.

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Our tester then put the product through its paces. After trying the product out at home, the tester then recorded their experience, evaluation, and overall rating of Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine to share with you in this review.

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The only editing we do is uploading and adding additional information such as the product specifications, comparisons to other products, and links to places where you can buy the Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine.

Author
Tawney Seren
Tawney Seren

I am a certified sex educator, product reviewer, and author reigning from the Pacific Northwest. I want to dedicate my life to delivering correct and compassionate sex education.

Age: 29
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Bisexual
Sex toy experience: 10 Years
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