Hismith App-Controlled Sex Machine – Test and Review
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My Personal Experiences
At First Look
I was a bit overwhelmed when I first took out the pieces. I am not someone that is easily able to put together furniture without having a complete meltdown and wondered just how I was going to operate this. That being said, I was excited to see it all easily nestled inside the nylon case and the extras that came along with it! Lo and behold, not even 5 minutes later I had fully assembled the sex machine with their guide, finding it not only easy to do so, but easy to adjust and mess around with the different heights, levels, and grip of the product. I could screw in the dildo without problem and was excited to see they had a great many different options for toys that could be assembled onto the machine, keeping up with the versatility I loved so much about it.The Adventure
Sex machines can be intimidating for some and I certainly fell into that category. My mind reeled around the different accidents that could potentially take place if I misused the controls or needed to shut off the toy quickly. But Hismith seemed to take all of this into account when building this sex toy. Not only did the machine have an easy power button on both the wired remote and wireless remote, but you can adjust the settings to find the perfect speed and depth during play – it does not assume. Everything about this toy allowed me to comfortably find my own pleasure. I tried standing above it, on all fours, crouched, and the sex machine was happy to accommodate my needs. In the end, this toy provided me with the best orgasms a non-vibrating sex machine could possibly deliver. It hardly rocked during play as others had, weighted down by the powerful legs, and was much MUCH quieter than any of the other sex machines I had tried. Overall, I would highly recommend this sex machine to anyone looking for that realistic experience.
Design
The Hismith App Controlled Sex Machine is not as easy to put together as the already assembled sex machines (like the Motorbunny designs or the Sybian Sex Machine), but it still had easy instructions and a minimal number of pieces. Overall, it was quite comprehensive to put together. It included heavy, sturdy legs (4kg), the main thrusting motor (which was in one solid piece), and adjustable clamps that allow it to secure with ease. Although the Hismith App Controlled Sex Machine was easy to put together, it was still quite wide and heavy. This made it difficult to store discreetly without having to take it apart between uses.
Ease of Use
Once the Hismith Sex Machine is put together, it's incredibly easy to use. Not only can the toy be controlled through a remote control that comes with the product that allows you adjust the speed smoothly and precisely with up and down controls and a power button for a quick stop during play, but there are 10 speed patterns to enjoy and a 20m plus remote control distance. This product also comes with a wired controller in case the remote control is lost that allows for easy adjustment of speed and power. If neither of those is of interest to you - there's a step-by-step guide to download the Hismith app for full control from your phone. The clamps can be unlocked to also adjust the height and angle of the sex machine to accommodate different users and preferences without having to use any tools. All of the controls are listed clearly, making it easy to navigate.
Quality
Made of stainless steel and ABS plastic, I was pleased with the weight of this sex machine. These sort of high-powered machines require significant weight for the level of power they possess to ensure they don't rock too much during use. However, no matter how tight the clasps of the motor are in the main body, there's still a level of rocking with this toy that left me feeling as though it would eventually loosen and sacrifice some of that stability over significant time. The wired remote feels heavy-duty and high-quality despite the ABS plastic of the wireless remote, so even if it's lost or misplaced there are more than enough options to continue using the sex machine if anything happens to it. Beyond that, the APP was surprisingly easy to operate and felt like a lot of time went into its development. The silicone dildo that came with the machine was also high-quality, body-safe, and had a suction cup base for additional use outside of the sex machine, which was a plus in my book!
Price
Although the price is high for this product, it's not nearly as high as others in the sex machine category. Many manufacturers have no issue slapping a price tag on their machines that exceeds a thousand or more so in comparison, the Hismith sex machine is of a higher quality and quite versatile. That made it one of the more affordable sex machines on the market in my eyes. It also comes with extras that really do make that price tag all the more reasonable in the end. It's also made of higher quality materials, so you can trust that it will last quite some time with minimal adjustments needed in the long run.
Performance
The Hismith App Controlled Sex Machine must be plugged into an outlet to use, which promises it will continue for as long as you desire! As someone who can never remember to charge toys or hold onto extra batteries, this was a lifesaver for me. It has a powerful and durable motor, providing up to 240RPM reliable thrusting and torque (100W, 300N.cm torque) strength. You can quickly adjust the strength and speed and the sex machine responds immediately without delay. I also found the stroke length (1.2 to 6 inches) to be quite desirable during use! It overall performed much better than other, more expensive sex machines that I have used in the past.
Packaging
I was in LOVE with the packaging for the Hismith Sex Machine! These machines are often bulky and not easily able to be stored or discreetly traveled with. However, this machine came with a nylon bag that allowed all the parts to easily be stored and kept within. It has handles for carrying and after the sex machine is taken apart (which is quite easy), it all can fit within. The bag is also sturdy enough to carry it for quite some time despite the weight of the machine as a whole. Beyond that, there's also extra space for other toys that may want to come along on the journey! In addition to the bag, you get a use guide, wireless remote control, silicone dildo, and 1 year warranty.
Materials and care
The Hismith Sex Machine is made of stainless steel, making it heavy and durable during use. It can easily be wiped down with warm water and mild soap or toy cleaner. The stainless steel also keeps it strong and rust-free for a long time. It comes with a silicone dildo of high-quality. The dildo is body-safe but should be used with a water-based lubrication as some silicone and hybrid lubes can react negatively with silicone. Be sure to clean before and after use. The nylon bag is rugged, machine-washable, moisture-resistant, and washable in either warm or cold water.
Special feature
I have reviewed a lot of different sex machines in the past and they all had their own perks and special features. That being said, they also had MAJOR price tags attached. The Hismith sex machine allowed the app-enabled play comparable to a lot of the big boys (like the Motorbunny Buck), and the adjustable versatility of many of the competitors. The one thing to keep in mind about the Hismith sex machine: there’s no option for vibration. This is a purely thrusting toy. It feels terrific and if you’re just looking for thrusting and a realistic penetration experience, it cannot be beat!
Specifications and features
| Thrust Modes | 0-240 RPM Fully Adjustable Thrust Settings |
| Insertable length | 1.2 to 6 inches |
| Materials | Stainless Steel (Frame), ABS Plastic (Controller), Silicone (Dildo) |
| Adjustable | Yes |
| Remote Controls | Wired, Wireless, and App-Enabled |
| Maximum Weight | 25 lbs |
| Rechargeable | No (Corded power) |
| Storage Bag Included | Yes |
| Travel Lock | No |
Conclusion
Hismith does not have a lot of different designs, but for the sex toys they do have, they put in the time. I was incredibly impressed with the versatility of this powerful sex toy, and would highly recommend this design to both beginners and intermediate players alike. It's perfect for both solo control and partnered play (whether long distance through the app, or in the same room) and excellent for those who require hands-free thrusting play and powerful penetration orgasms. The suction cup base of the toys provided also ensure it remains anal safe, keeping it an excellent choice no matter your gender or pleasure preferences. If you don't mind the weight of the machine and you have the space for it, Hismith absolutely has everything desired for those looking for a powerful sex machine.
Comparing Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine with alternatives
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| Overall score | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | NaN / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 5 / 5.0 from 99 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 40 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 110 users | NaN / 5.0 from 0 users | 4.6 / 5.0 from 79 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 5 users |
| Price | Medium | Low | Medium | Low | Low | Medium |
| Design | 75 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 95 / 100 |
| Quality | 70 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 85 / 100 |
| Sound | 100 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 |
| Power | 100 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 |
| Thrust Modes | 0-240 RPM Fully Adjustable Thrust Settings | - | - | - | - | - |
| Insertable length | 1.2 to 6 | - | - | Not meant for insertion | - | - |
| Materials | Stainless Steel (Frame), ABS Plastic (Controller), Silicone (Dildo) | Silicone | Polypropylene, polyester, nickel-free metal, ABS plastic | 76% Nickel Free Metal ; 8% cubic zirconia ; 8% copper ; 8% stannum | Leather, Nickel-Free Metal | Faux Leather |
| Adjustable | Yes | No | Fits any size mattress | - | - | No |
| Remote Controls | Wired, Wireless, and App-Enabled | - | - | - | - | - |
| Maximum Weight | 25 | - | - | - | - | - |
| Rechargeable | No (Corded power) | - | - | - | - | - |
| Storage Bag Included | Yes | No | - | No | - | Yes |
| Travel Lock | No | - | - | - | - | - |
| Diameter | - | 1.95 | - | - | - | - |
| Waterproof | - | Yes | - | - | Yes | Yes |
| Fastening | - | Slip-on | - | - | - | - |
| Colors Available | - | Black, Red | - | - | - | Black |
| Length | - | - | Straps x 4: 60 inches & Connector Strap: 60 | 12 Inch Chains | 13 | 20 |
| Flexibility | - | - | - | Chains are entirely flexible | Paddle bends nicely | - |
| Weight | - | - | - | - | Balanced and easy to travel with | - |
How to use Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine
Not sure how to start your sex machine adventure? Here's my guide to get you going and enjoying!
FAQ
Instructions - Manual
Hismith provides a full app manual here!
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