Jopen Amour Silicone Remote Bullet Review

Morgan Harsh
by Morgan HarshUpdated:
4.2/5
Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.2/5

Bedbible Rating:

4/5

Reviewed by: 

Morgan Harsh

User Ratings:

4.4/5

Based on 22 user reviews

100/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Jopen Amour was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

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100/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Jopen Amour was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Jopen Amour was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

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My Verdict

As prepared as I was to dismiss this deceptively simple toy, its versatility and playful presentation have convinced me otherwise that it is worth a coveted spot in the nightstand. I personally find the price to be a little on the high end for "just a bullet" but it definitely delivers luxe. I look forward to trying it out and about on our next evening park stroll my partner so thoughtfully suggested.

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About The Jopen Amour

This easy-to-use, beginner-friendly, remote-controlled bullet would be a playful addition to your nightstand. The charming packaging and thoughtful design elements add to the appeal of this luxurious satin soft silicone bullet. It comes charged and ready to go out of the box, as if Cupid himself delivered it!

The vibrations of the Jopen Amour are quiet, gently, and neither really buzzy nor rumbly

SoundSound rating

Rating: Jopen Amour was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is quiet.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Jopen Amour felt to the reviewer.

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PowerSound rating

Rating: Jopen Amour was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is gentle.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Jopen Amour felt to the reviewer.

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BuzzyBuzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
RumblyRumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

Pros

  • Discreet and wearable
  • Versatile
  • Body-safe silicone
  • Easy retrieval cord
  • Waterproof
  • Rechargeable

Cons

  • Short battery run time
  • Lower intensity vibrations
  • Cannot use with silicone lubricant
  • No flared base
  • Nooks and crannies for bacteria to hide if not careful

Personal Experience

My Personal Experiences with Jopen Amour

Bringing it Home

The Jopen Amour showed up just in time to guarantee a very good Valentine’s Day! I wasn’t expecting anything stunning with a bullet vibrator, but I was excited to see what upgrades and a remote feature could do. That’s when I pulled out this vibrantly pink box, about five times larger than my estimation necessary for “just a bullet”.

Here My Interest Was Piqued

My mood shifted quickly from “this is ridiculous” to “oh, this is adorable” as I inspected the packaging. opening the front flap revealed the bullet and heart-shaped remote suspended in the sturdy acrylic sleeve, evoking feelings of looking at Beauty’s rose suspended in its glass. The soft pink color is the first of its kind in my collection, I have a rainbow that somehow eclipsed pink until now. I was a little disappointed initially with the weight, rather the lack thereof, of both the remote and bullet, but the shape and texture of the bullet felt divine. The remote fits well in the palm and despite once slipping from my feeble grasp only to be lost between the wall and the bed frame just out of reach, I found it convenient, and my partner found it intriguing…

Perfect for Couples

Having been there for the unboxing, my partner had some immediate ideas, speaking to the versatility and fun of adding a toy like this to the nightstand. The Jopen Amour arrived just in time for our weekend retreat at a private suite with an indoor pool and steam room, so the waterproof feature was a welcome and necessary luxury. **Reviewer’s note: For the sake of delicate vaginal ecosystems, I do not advocate for penetrative sex in a body of chlorinated water, BUT that does not mean one’s imagination must be hindered. Having, in my opinion, a shorter than average battery runtime for a bullet, at 50min on low and 40 min on high, that meant that it needed many recharges over the course of our weekend, though conveniently it does give you a full charge in only two hours. Taking the charge time as an opportunity to grab dinner, disappointedly it was left behind, due to its needing to charge, it could not accompany us on this excursion, but it’s always nice to have something to look forward to.

The Grand Finale

Taking advantage of our weekend environment, I chose to immediately disrobe and retreat to the divine steam room. Finding myself upon our return more focused on luxuriating in the moment rather than reviewing a toy, I left it behind, my partner on the other hand did not. Joining me in the steam room, they slipped the Jopen Amour in while distracting me with a kiss, taking the opportunity to surprise me further by toying with the speeds and patterns until they determined one suitable, steady with an intermittent pulse. Up til that point, I would have said this was just a neat, fun, toy, but here is where it became a nightstand companion. It was when my partner penetrated me while I was still wearing the Amour, that my eyes crossed and my soul left my body, never to return for I was a changed person. If you are just warming to penetration or you are looking for ways to make old things feel new again, the Jopen Amour brings an aesthetic of delicate femininity but is by no means a delicate thing.

Design

Jopen Amour Design

The Jopen Amour is a remote-controlled insertable bullet vibrator, it arrives in a luxe box that opens like an envelope, a precious promise of what’s to come. Both the heart-shaped remote, and bullet are wrapped in a luxurious pink, satin-finish silicone, the shell is textured and even has an easy retrieval cord of the same continuous silicone. The metallic rose gold accents make for an ultra-feminine aesthetic, but don’t let the cutesy girly look cause you to underestimate it, she came to play! Fully waterproof, rechargeable, with 7 functions, and 5 speeds of vibration, only limited by your creativity and the manufacturer’s 1-year warranty!

Ease of Use

Jopen Amour Ease of Use

I LOVE the fact that this bullet comes with a remote! It removes all the frustration I felt with my last review of the INYA Rose, the single-button operation on the device gets complicated once lube enters the chat. So adjusting speed or function with the palm-sized remote bypasses all the accidental mode switches, power-offs, and vibration intensity shifts making it a blissful afterthought. The USB charging cord has dual charging so the remote, and the bullet can charge together, a thoughtful inclusion adding to the charm and leaving me feeling pampered.

Quality

Jopen Amour Quality

Here, I will express just the slightest disappointment that there aren’t at least two more vibration intensities to increase too, I may be a power queen, but I still found myself reaching for the remote, futilely pressing the + button only to abandon hope and call in the cavalry, in the form of my Magic Wand, to finish the job when used clitorally. Charming details are added everywhere on the box, as the giant “wax” seal on the front of the box invites you to pop it and peek inside, and when you do you are greeted by the beautifully-designed remote and bullet on display.

Price

Jopen Amour Price

Sporting price tag of around $80, the Amour bullet is the only one in the Amour collection featuring remote control capabilities. Personally, this is not an item I would typically purchase for myself, but would be delighted to receive it as a gift, perfect to include in my Valentine’s day celebration. For the price tag, I found myself wanting just a little more weightiness to the bullet, but, again, this could be personal preferences.

Performance

Jopen Amour Performance

Giving you a complete charge in two hours, the included charging cable connects to both the remote and the bullet allowing you to charge them at the same time. It has a shorter life than my other silicone bullets, but they lack the high-end remote-control feature. Running only for 50 minutes on low speed and 40 on high, the Jopen Amour bullet still packs a punch with its waterproof feature. Holding down the easy push button for 3 seconds brings this bullet to life, once on you can use the remote to change through the 7 functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation, each with 5 independent speeds.

Packaging

Jopen Amour Packaging

When I opened the shipping box I immediately giggled and held it up for my partner’s inspection, to say I was delighted is an understatement. I started staging it for photos before I even broke the seal. The bold pink packaging features an envelope with a large “wax” seal featuring underneath an image of the remote and bullet, on the back is a larger image with a breakdown of the included features. After I was satisfied with my photo shoot, I broke the safety seal and lifted the lid to find the remote and bullet thoughtfully displayed. While this packaging is not conventionally reusable, I have found it useful to store everything together ensuring the items aren’t separated from one another.

Materials and care

Jopen Amour Materials and care

The Jopen Amour comes with two pieces the heart-shaped remote and the satiny bullet with a textured pattern and easy retrieval cord. The body-safe silicone is unscented and phthalate-free, so clean-up is quick and easy with a mild detergent and soft cloth. The remote is covered with the same silicone allowing you to wipe it down with a damp cloth. I would advise you to be particularly of the grooves where the silicone meets the metal accents as this could be an area that harbors bacteria if overlooked. I would also recommend that you designate it as strictly for vaginal use as it does not have a flared base.

Specifications and features

Vibration patterns7  
Vibration speeds5  
Insertable length3 inches
DiameterBullet: 1.25 inches
MaterialsBody safe, phthalate-free, silicone  
WaterproofYes 
Battery Life50 minutes
RechargeableYes 
Charging Time120 minutes
Storage Bag IncludedNo, but box is the reusable  
Remote ControlsYes, Physical Remote 
Colors AvailablePink 

Comparing Jopen Amour with alternatives

Compare Jopen AmourJopen Amour
Overall score4.2 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.3 / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.0 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.3 / 5.0 4.9 / 5.0 3.0 / 5.0 4.2 / 5.0
User rating4.4 / 5.0
from 22 users
4.6 / 5.0
from 807 users
4.7 / 5.0
from 56 users
5 / 5.0
from 258 users
5 / 5.0
from 1 users
4.3 / 5.0
from 9 users
PriceModerate Moderate Moderate Cheap Affordable Premium
Design100 / 100 85 / 100 85 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100 60 / 100
Ease of use100 / 100 95 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100 70 / 100 70 / 100
Quality90 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100 100 / 100
Sound40 / 100 20 / 100 40 / 100 20 / 100 40 / 100 80 / 100
Power40 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100 60 / 100 80 / 100 100 / 100
Buzzy/Rumblysomewhat buzzy somewhat rumbly somewhat rumbly neither really buzzy nor rumbly somewhat rumbly very rumbly
Vibration patterns7 Programmed: 10, App: Unlimited 7 ---
Vibration speeds5 Programmed: 3, App: Unlimited ----
Insertable length3 inches3 inches3 inches-3,5 inches3 inches
DiameterBullet: 1.25 inches1.5 inches--1,2 inches-
MaterialsBody safe, phthalate-free, silicone Silicone Body-Safe Silicone Silicone Silicone, ABS Plastic silicone
WaterproofYes Yes Yes Splashproof Yes yes
Battery Life50 minutes300 minutes190 minutes60 minutes60 minutes2 hours on a full 2-hour charge minutes
RechargeableYes USB Yes Yes Yes yes
Charging Time120 minutes85 minutes70 minutes120 minutes270 minutes-
Storage Bag IncludedNo, but box is the reusable Yes --No yes
Remote ControlsYes, Physical Remote App-enabled --App controls via app on phone
Colors AvailablePink ---Pink, Green, Yellow -
Length-4.76 inches7.12 inches14.5 inches4,3 inches-
Weight-0.15 lbs--0.17 lbs-
Vibration modes--Unlimited in app 10 12 10
Width--1.5 inches---
Travel Lock--No No No -
Clitoral suction---5 modes--
Texture-----soft
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Age: 36
Gender: female
Sexual orientation: bi-sexual
Sex toy experience: advanced
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