Lovehoney Desire App-Controlled Prostate Vibrator Review
My Verdict
A genuinely fantastic design, with a great app and lots of potential, unfortunately let down by weak and buzzy vibrations. I rarely reach for this toy as a result, and for this reason I ultimately have to describe it as overpriced for what it is.
Buy, if you...
- Enjoy having your prostate (if you have one) and perineum stimulated at the same time
- Are happy to control your toy via an app
- Want a toy you can use long-distance with a partner
- Enjoy more gentle vibrations
Don't buy, if you...
- Do not have a smartphone or enjoy using app controlled toys
- Prefer strong and rumbly vibrations
- Are on a budget
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About The Lovehoney Desire App-Controlled Prostate Vibrator
The Desire Prostate Vibrator can be described as a slightly elongated C shape, featuring one arm that sits inside the body to stimulate the prostate and a second, ridged arm that sits against the perineum. Its insertable length is 4.5" and it measures 1.5" in diameter at the widest point. Each of these arms houses its own motor, which can be controlled separately through the Desire App. The toy itself features a simple, one-button interface. This does mean it loses a lot of functionality if you prefer to use it without the app (more on that in a minute.) The Desire Prostate Vibrator offers 12 intensity levels and 8 vibrating patterns to choose from. It is 100% waterproof (though your phone probably isn't, so bear that in mind if you're using the app!) as well as USB rechargeable. It comes with a faux leather storage pouch and also features a handy travel lock, so it's ideal if you want to take your toy with you on the go. Since it's app controlled, you can hand the reins over to your partner from anywhere in the world as long as you have Bluetooth and an internet connection.
The vibrations of the Lovehoney Desire App-Controlled Prostate Vibrator are quiet, gently, and somewhat buzzy
Pros
- ✅Excellent shape for targeted stimulation
- ✅Flexible neck for comfort
- ✅Dual, individually controllable motors
- ✅Ideal for long distance partnered play
- ✅Great app functionality
Cons
- ❌Minimal functionality without the app
- ❌Weak and buzzy vibrations
- ❌Motors cannot be independently switched off
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Personal Experience
I should preface this by saying that as someone who was assigned female at birth, I do not have a prostate. I do, however, have a butt – and anal play can be hugely pleasurable to anyone, no matter whether they have a prostate or not, because the butt is packed with sensitive nerve endings.
Trying Out the Desire Prostate Vibe
I have to be very warmed up to use this toy, because it’s on the larger end of anal toys I’m comfortable using. However, thanks to the hugely flexible neck at the base of the internal arm, it’s easy and comfortable to insert. The narrow neck also means that it sits comfortably once it’s in. The silicone is beautiful and smooth, not “grabby” like matte silicone can sometimes be. Even so, for anal play you’ll need plenty of water-based lube to ensure a pleasurable and safe experience. I tested the Desire Prostate Vibrator by myself first, using only the single button control on the base of the toy. Though this button is well positioned and easy to press, it really makes you realise how limited the toy’s functionaliy is without the app. You cannot control the two motors separately or alter the level of intensity – all you can do is scroll through the pre-set patterns. The thing that really let this toy down for me was the strength of the vibrations. I like my vibes powerful and rumbly, and unfortunately this toy offers neither. The vibrations are not particularly strong, even on the highest settings, and they’re very buzzy. The toy is fairly quiet, so that’s something, but honestly I’d prefer more volume if it meant I also got a little more power.Testing The App
When I received this toy, I was still with my long-distance ex partner, so we tried it out together. The app is free and available on both Android and iOS. Once you’ve got it downloaded, it takes about 2-3 minutes to set up an account and get your toy connected. This needs to be done in a specific order, so follow the instructions in the toy’s manual. Unfortunately, the first time I tried to give my partner the controls, it took about 30 minutes to connect. A bit of a mood-killer! However, we realised later that this was probably more due to their spotty internet connection than the toy or app. Once you’re connected, a world of pleasurable possibility awaits. There are two options to choose from in the app: “Use Solo” or “Use with a Partner.” The controls in each of the two modes are virtually identical. You’ll see a split-screen, one half for each motor, with simple arrow buttons to navigate between the different pulse patterns. There’s also a finger-swipe function you can use to switch the intensity up or down. Being able to control the two motors independently makes a big difference, though I wish it was possible to switch one of them off entirely if you’re not feeling it that day for whatever reason. The app’s controls are easy and intuitive to use, and responsiveness is good. In “Partner” mode, the other person sees the control screen. It’s also possible to chat within the app, so you don’t need to switch to a different chat app if you like some dirty talk with your long-distance play.Design
In general, I like the design of Lovehoney's Desire product range (though I don't like that they're basically colour-coded according to the assumed gender of the user, black for men and purple for women.) The Desire Prostate Vibrator is a pretty classic shape for a prostate vibrator with a sleek, sexy and minimalistic design in black silicone. Shape-wise, it's excellent, with a strong curve to the internal arm and a raised nub designed to target the prostate directly. I also love that it's so flexible, which allows for people with all different body shapes and sizes to use it in the way that works for them.
Ease of Use
Any app-controlled toy requires some getting used to when you first try it. The Lovehoney Desire app is reasonably intuitive, though, and I find its controls far easier and more pleasant to use than trying to change the setting using the single button interface on the toy itself.
Quality
The Desire Prostate Vibrator is clearly a high-quality toy. The velvety silicone is soft and seam-free, and mine still functions as well now as it did when I received it 2 years ago. A lot of thought has been put into it, and if you take care of it you can expect it to last you for many pleasurable years.
Price
The Desire Prostate Vibrator retails for $119.99. This is it's cheaper than many app controlled toys, particularly those from high-end brands like Lovense, and on a par with some of its main competitors such as We-Vibe products. Unfortunately, as we'll see later in this review, I think it's overpriced for what it is. This verdict largely comes down to the quality of the vibrations.
Performance
In some ways, the Desire Prostate Vibrator performs brilliantly. Its excellent shape and flexible neck make it a comfortable toy that is accessible for a wide range of bodies. The app connects quickly and is reliable as long as you have a stable internet connection, and this adds many more interesting functionality options. However, it's really let down by the quality of the vibrations. They're fairly buzzy and mediocre as far as power goes. If you're paying $120 for a toy, you expect strong vibrations, and sadly this one just doesn't deliver.
Packaging
The toy arrived in signature Desire-branded black and purple packaging. Compared to the packaging Lovehoney use for their lower priced products, this is definitely a step up. It looks and feels luxurious - great for gifting or just as a special treat for yourself. You immediately feel like you're getting more bang for your buck, so to speak. You also get a faux leather storage pouch for the toy.
Materials and care
The Desire Prostate Vibrator is coated in an ultra-smooth matte black silicone, which is body-safe, hypoallergenic, and hygienic. There's also a small ABS plastic panel on the base. Silicone and hard plastic toys are easy to clean - just use gentle antibacterial soap and warm water. You can fully sterilize your toy using a body-friendly sterile wipe (I buy them in bulk from medical suppliers.)
Special feature
This toy’s special feature is definitely its app functionality. Whether you’re separated from your loved one temporarily or in a long-distance relationship, this allows you to enjoy a sexual connection no matter where you are in the world. Isn’t technology great? Even if you’re playing solo, the app allows for far more variety and far greater functionality than could be build into the toy without it.
Specifications and features
Vibration modes | 12 speeds and 8 patterns |
Insertable length | 4.5" inches |
Diameter | 1.5" at widest point inches |
Waterproof | Yes |
Materials | Body-safe silicone and ABS plastic |
Rechargeable | Yes |
Travel Lock | Yes |
Remote Controls | Via Desire app |
Storage Bag Included | Yes |
Flexibility | Flexible neck |
Condom safe | Yes |
Comparing Lovehoney Desire App-Controlled Prostate Vibrator with alternatives
Lovehoney Desire App-Controlled Prostate Vibrator | ||||||
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Overall score | 3.4 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | NaN / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 |
Bedbible rating | 3.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 |
User rating | 3.8 / 5.0 from 22 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 1 users | 4.6 / 5.0 from 16 users | 5 / 5.0 from 1 users | NaN / 5.0 from 0 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 9 users |
Price | Pricey | Affordable | Moderate | Affordable | Pricey | Pricey |
Design | 80 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 99 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 85 / 100 |
Ease of use | 60 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 99 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
Quality | 80 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 99 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
Sound | 40 / 100 | - | - | - | - | - |
Power | 40 / 100 | - | - | - | - | - |
Buzzy/Rumbly | somewhat buzzy | - | - | - | - | - |
Vibration modes | 12 speeds and 8 patterns | - | S: 2.5, M: 3, L: 3.5 | - | - | - |
Insertable length | 4.5" inches | 2.5 inches | - | 2.7 inches | 2 inches | 3.7 inches |
Diameter | 1.5" at widest point inches | 1.1 inches | S: 1.11, M: 1.43, L: 1.75 inches | 1.3 inches | 1.5 inches | Plug: 1.2 inches, Ring: 1.57 inches |
Waterproof | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
Materials | Body-safe silicone and ABS plastic | Borosilicate Glass | Silicone | Borosilicate Glass, ABS Plastic | Black obsidian | Silicone |
Rechargeable | Yes | - | - | - | - | - |
Travel Lock | Yes | - | - | - | - | - |
Remote Controls | Via Desire app | - | - | - | - | - |
Storage Bag Included | Yes | No | No | No | Yes | No |
Flexibility | Flexible neck | - | - | - | - | - |
Condom safe | Yes | - | - | - | - | - |
Length | - | 2.9 inches | - | 3.3 inches | 3 inches | 5 inches |
Texture | - | Smooth | - | - | - | - |
Colors Available | - | Clear | - | Clear | - | Black |
Weight | - | - | - | - | - | 0.29 lbs |
Reviewed by:
Amy Norton