Lovehoney Postion of the Week Cards Review

Isabelle Uren
by Isabelle UrenUpdated:
4.3/5
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Overall Rating

4.3/5

Bedbible Rating:

4/5

Reviewed by: 

Isabelle Uren

User Ratings:

4.5/5

Based on 51 user reviews

70/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Lovehoney Postion of the Week Cards was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

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90/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Lovehoney Postion of the Week Cards was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

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75/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Lovehoney Postion of the Week Cards was rated 75 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

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My Verdict

I think these cards can be a fun way to get a bit more creative with sex positions, especially if you aren't usually too adventurous. It's nice to have the cards to look through with a partner. They lose marks for not being inclusive and a bit of repetition though.

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About The Lovehoney Postion of the Week Cards

The Lovehoney Postion of the Week Cards contain 52 cards with different sex positions on — one every week of the year! Each card has an illustration showing the position on one side and an explanation on the other. They also have tips to make the position better and a space for you to give it a rating out of 5.

Pros

  • One position for each week of the year
  • Good range of difficulties
  • Nicely made
  • Tasteful illustrations
  • Fun star rating on each card

Cons

  • Gendered and heteronormative
  • Some repetition
  • A couple of poses that seem physically impossible

Personal Experience

My Personal Experiences with Lovehoney Postion of the Week Cards

I like trying out new positions, and even though I have researched and written about what feels like every sex position under the sun, I’m still guilty of sticking to a few favorites! I feel like having a set of cards with prompts on is more likely to actually come into play than having to look up a position online. It’s also more fun to sit and look through with a partner. Having looked through, there are quite a few that we are up for trying — some because they look pleasurable and some for the laughs! We enjoy a challenge and both think sex can and should be funny (when you are laughing together of course)! There were a few positions that were strikingly similar and one or two that I’m pretty sure will end in disaster, so I don’t think we’ll complete the full 52! I was also a bit disappointed by how heteronormative the cards are. Many of the positions are designed with straight sized bodies in mind and there are some that will only work for couples of a similar height.

Design

Lovehoney Postion of the Week Cards Design

I think aesthetically speaking, the cards have a fine design. I like that they have illustrations rather than real people because I think it's incredibly hard to take sex position photos that aren't incredibly cringey! I also love that there's a little star rating on the back of the card for you and your partner to rate the position out of 5. Not only is it fun, but it encourages you and your partner to have a little post sex debrief, which is a valuable part of aftercare. Now, what I didn't like was that the cards were very gendered and heteronormative. The cards are pink and blue and only have illustrations of heterosexual couples. The welcome card does say that the positions can be adapted for anal or strap-on sex too, but this feels like an after thought. It would be great to see more diversity in the illustrations or have different sets of cards for different relationship configurations.

Ease of Use

Lovehoney Postion of the Week Cards Ease of Use

It goes without saying that the cards themselves are easy to use! You can pick randomly from the whole pack or sort through to find ones you'd like to try. The positions range in difficulty with some being very basic and easy positions to more difficult ones! I would say I'm relatively strong and flexible — I do yoga and CrossFit, but there are a few that I wouldn't even bother trying.

Quality

Lovehoney Postion of the Week Cards Quality

The cards themselves feel very nice and like they'll last a long time. They also come in a nice sturdy box. I do feel like they got a bit lazy in terms of the positions at times. For example, the Hand it to Him and the Bottoms Up positions are almost identical. Also, is it really necessary to have Doggy Style and Doggy on the Bed?

Price

Lovehoney Postion of the Week Cards Price

At under $15, these cards are a pretty cheap investment. If you enjoy having physical prompts and are looking to spice things up, they could be a fun addition to your toolbox.

Performance

Lovehoney Postion of the Week Cards Performance

Overall, I would say these position cards lived up to what I was expecting, but my expectations weren't super high to begin with. I think these types of cards can add a little novelty to sex, especially if you are just starting to broaden your sex position horizons. However, if you are already pretty adventurous, they might not be the most exciting.

Packaging

Lovehoney Postion of the Week Cards Packaging

The cards come in a sturdy flip top box that seems like it will last well. I like that the design isn't tacky or overly explicit. I did think it was excessive that both the box and the cards inside came wrapped in plastic.

Materials and care

Lovehoney Postion of the Week Cards Materials and care

The cards and box are made of card with a glossy finish.

Specifications and features

Materials52 Cards 
WaterproofNo 

Comparing Lovehoney Postion of the Week Cards with alternatives

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Overall score4.3 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 3.9 / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.0 / 5.0 4.9 / 5.0 4.9 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0
User rating4.5 / 5.0
from 51 users
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PriceCheap Moderate Cheap Cheap Premium Affordable
Design70 / 100 95 / 100 95 / 100 90 / 100 100 / 100 60 / 100
Ease of use90 / 100 90 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100
Quality75 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 80 / 100 95 / 100 90 / 100
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Materials52 Cards Microvelvet, Polyester, Water and silicone-based blend Card and plastic Microvelvet - 100% polyester Polyester, Metal
WaterproofNo ---Waterproof liner Spot-Clean Only
Length-15 inches--72 inches20 inches
Width-12 inches--54 inches19 inches
Diameter-8.5 inches----
Colors Available-5 ---Black
Condom safe--Safe for all types of condoms and dams ---
Height-----20 inches
Maximum Weight-----441 lbs
Storage Bag Included-----No
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Author
Isabelle Uren
Isabelle Uren

Site Manager | Aiming to empower people to embrace sexual pleasure one sex toy at a time or two, whatever takes your fancy! As well researching and writing about all things sex, I have studied Tantra and am currently studying towards becoming a psychosexual therapist. My life philosophy is the three Ms approach — meditation, masturbation, and mmm a good cup of tea!

Age: 33
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Sex toy experience: Experienced
All-time favorite sex toy: Doxy Die Cast
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