Lovehoney Rose Pussy Pump with Clitoral Stimulator Review
My Verdict
The Lovehoney Rose Pussy Pump with Tongue Vibrator may look adorable and promises a unique experience, but it didn’t quite hit the mark for me. While it’s cute and portable, the vibrating tongue lacks the movement and intensity I expected, and the suction can be tricky to keep in place without frequent adjustments. For those who enjoy a gentle, stimulating buildup, this toy could work well as a preliminary for a long, passionate night. However, if you’re looking for direct, powerful pleasure, this pump might leave you wanting more.
Recommended for
I suggest this if you're progressing beyond the basics; it’s straightforward but adds useful features.
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About The Lovehoney Rose Pussy Pump with Clitoral Stimulator
The Lovehoney Rose Pussy Pump combines gentle suction with a vibrating tongue for clitoral stimulation. Made of smooth silicone and hard plastic, it features three speeds, seven vibration patterns, and a clear suction cup for visibility. Portable, USB rechargeable, and splashproof, it’s a unique toy designed for foreplay and heightened sensitivity.
The vibrations of the Lovehoney Rose Pussy Pump with Clitoral Stimulator are noisy, weak, and very buzzy
Pros
- ✅Travel-friendly
- ✅Good warm-up toy
- ✅Strong suction when in place
Cons
- ❌Noisy
- ❌Cup edges can be uncomfortable
- ❌Weak vibrations
- ❌Not very user-friendly
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Personal Experience
First Impressions
When I received the Rose Pussy Pump, I was intrigued by its rose shape and compact design. It looked like the perfect blend of discreet and cute, with a portable feel that seemed ideal for travel. The smooth silicone felt nice to the touch, and the clit suction cup promised something different from the usual clitoral toys I’ve tried.Setting Up and Getting Started
Getting started was easy, as the instructions are straightforward. However, I quickly found that positioning the suction cup took some trial and error. It requires lubrication around the edges to get a good seal, and even then, I had to adjust it frequently to maintain suction. The edges felt hard and uncomfortable at times, which made the setup feel more like work than play.Vibrations and Sensations
The toy features seven vibration patterns, but I found the vibrations surprisingly light and, honestly, a bit underwhelming. Because the tongue only vibrates and doesn’t move, it lacked the intensity I was hoping for. Once my skin was in the suction cup, the vibrations faded further, making them difficult to feel. This was a letdown, especially for a toy designed for direct clitoral pleasure.Overall Performance
I appreciated the suction feature for its ability to increase blood flow and sensitivity, which was a pleasant effect. However, I found this toy worked better as a warm-up than a standalone pleasure device. Keeping it positioned comfortably was a challenge, and I felt I spent more time adjusting it than enjoying it. While I loved the toy’s aesthetics and portability, the this toy fell short in functionality. It’s a nice option for those who want a gentle, warm-up experience before the main event, but it didn’t provide the level of stimulation I personally look for in a clitoral toy.Design
The Lovehoney Rose Pussy Pump has a cute and compact design, with a rose shape that makes it look appealing and unique. The smooth silicone feels nice to the touch, adding a soft, sensual feel. However, the overall look is more playful than luxurious. While the toy is travel-friendly and easy to handle, I personally found the hard edges around the suction cup to be a little uncomfortable, which made the design less practical than I had hoped for. It definitely works if you're after something fun and aesthetic, but it didn’t fully meet my needs for comfort and performance.
Ease of Use
The Rose Pussy Pump isn’t the easiest to use, particularly when it comes to adjusting the speed and vibration patterns. The buttons are a bit tricky, and it’s hard to tell exactly which setting you’re on, making it difficult to return to your preferred vibration. You can cycle through the three speeds and seven patterns, but it’s a bit of a guessing game, which can be frustrating during use. For those with physical limitations, this toy might not be the most intuitive or user-friendly option. The need for precise placement of the suction cup and the difficulty in controlling the settings might make it harder to use comfortably without some practice.
Quality
This vibe is made from solid, body-safe silicone, and the overall construction feels sturdy. The materials are reliable, and the toy has a durable feel. However, the suction cup and its hard edges do impact comfort, making the toy feel less polished in design. In terms of noise, it’s noticeably loud, especially when the suction is activated. This could be a concern if you’re looking for something discreet. The vibrations are subtle, and while the toy doesn't feel flimsy, the difficulty in maintaining the suction and the light vibrations make it feel less effective than expected. While it’s not cheaply made, the performance doesn’t quite live up to its appearance.
Price
The Rose is fairly affordable considering the quality of the materials and build. It offers a solid, soft silicone design and decent features like USB charging and a travel lock. However, if the toy isn't used to its full potential, it might not feel worth the price. Given its limited performance in terms of suction and vibration intensity, it may feel expensive if you don't find yourself using it regularly or for extended play. It’s a good option if you’re looking for a gentle, preliminary toy, but not the best choice if you're seeking intense, direct stimulation.
Performance
This pump didn’t quite live up to the expectations set by its online promises. While the design and concept are intriguing, the actual performance was underwhelming. The suction feature worked decently but required constant adjustments. The vibrations, were too subtle and hard to feel once the suction cup was in place, making it less effective for direct stimulation. The toy is fairly loud when the suction is active, which could be off-putting if you're looking for discretion. It can work well for solo use as a warm-up tool, helping to increase sensitivity. As for battery life, I didn’t notice it getting too hot during use, and it lasted long enough for a full session without issues.
Packaging
It came in a simple box, wrapped in a plastic bag and held securely in place with a plastic insert. The packaging is discreet, with no bold or overly sexualized designs, making it easy to store or keep private. While it doesn’t stand out as luxurious, it does its job of protecting the toy during transit. Overall, it’s functional but minimal — nothing too flashy or fancy, which works for those who prefer subtle packaging.
Materials and care
This toy is made from body-safe, non-porous silicone and hard plastic, which feels high-quality and smooth to the touch. The materials are lightweight but sturdy, ensuring durability without feeling too heavy during use. The toy is splashproof, but not fully waterproof, so it’s best to avoid submerging it in water. Cleaning is relatively simple, as you can rinse the silicone parts with warm water and mild soap or use a toy cleaner. However, given the suction cup’s design, it may require extra attention around the edges to ensure all areas are clean. It doesn’t come with a storage bag or box, so you’ll need to find a discreet and safe place to store it. Overall, it’s easy to clean, just be careful with the succion holes in the cup. It came with no instruction on care, which is sad.
Specifications and features
Vibration speeds | 3 |
Vibration patterns | 7 |
Clitoral suction | 1 Mode modes |
Length | 4.4 inches |
Diameter | 0.9 inches |
Materials | Silicone, ABS Plastic |
Waterproof | Splashproof |
Rechargeable | Yes |
Charging Time | 120 minutes |
Remote Controls | No |
Travel Lock | Yes |
Storage Bag Included | No |
Colors Available | Red |
Comparing Lovehoney Rose Pussy Pump with Clitoral Stimulator with alternatives
Lovehoney Rose Pussy Pump with Clitoral Stimulator | ||||||
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Overall score | 3.1 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.1 / 5.0 | 3.6 / 5.0 |
Bedbible rating | 3.0 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.9 / 5.0 | 3.7 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 |
User rating | 3.3 / 5.0 from 7 users | 3.9 / 5.0 from 13 users | 3.9 / 5.0 from 23 users | 4.3 / 5.0 from 248 users | 4.2 / 5.0 from 13 users | 3.7 / 5.0 from 32 users |
Price | Moderate | Pricey | Moderate | Premium | Moderate | Pricey |
Design | 60 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 75 / 100 |
Ease of use | 70 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 65 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 40 / 100 |
Quality | 75 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
Sound | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | - | 60 / 100 |
Power | 20 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 80 / 100 | - | 40 / 100 |
Buzzy/Rumbly | very buzzy | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | somewhat rumbly | - | somewhat buzzy |
Vibration speeds | 3 | - | 3 | 3 | - | Handle 3 |
Vibration patterns | 7 | - | 4 | 10/7 | - | Handle 5 |
Clitoral suction | 1 Mode modes | Yes modes | 7 modes | 3 modes | - | Intermittent vulva and breast modes |
Length | 4.4 inches | Overall length 5.5 inches inches | 9 inches | 10 inches | S: 2.9, M: 3.3, L: 3.3 inches | 8 inches |
Diameter | 0.9 inches | (Small Cup) 2 inches, (Large Cup) 2 inches inches | - | 1.3 inches | S: 1.1, M: 1.2, L: 1.4 inches | 3.5 to 5.75 inches |
Materials | Silicone, ABS Plastic | Silicone | Silicone, ABS Plastic | Silicone, ABS Plastic, TPE | Hard Plastic | Silicone and ABS plastic |
Waterproof | Splashproof | Yes | Splashproof | Yes | - | No |
Rechargeable | Yes | Yes | Yes | - | - | Magnetic USB |
Charging Time | 120 minutes | 5 hrs minutes | 120 minutes | 90 minutes | - | 130 minutes |
Remote Controls | No | - | No | - | - | - |
Travel Lock | Yes | No | Yes | No | - | Yes |
Storage Bag Included | No | No | Yes | No | No | - |
Colors Available | Red | - | Teal, Purple, Red | purple | - | - |
Vibration modes | - | 10 | - | - | - | All parts 16 total |
Battery Life | - | 4 hrs minutes | 60-90 minutes | 60 minutes | - | 80 minutes |
Quick-release valve | - | Quickly releases suction with touch of a button | Yes | - | - | - |
Width | - | - | Vulva Plus: 3.5 inches, Vulva: 3 inches, Nipple: 1.75 inches, Clitoris: 0.5 inches | - | - | - |
Insertable length | - | - | - | 5.1 inches | - | 5 inches |
Weight | - | - | - | 0.7 lbs | - | - |
Reviewed by:
Jessica Drapeau