Oxy Kali’s Teeth — Test & Review

Aaron Losey
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Rating: Oxy Kali's Teeth - Non-Removable Teeth was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

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Rating: Oxy Kali's Teeth - Non-Removable Teeth was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).


Rating: Oxy Kali's Teeth - Non-Removable Teeth was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

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Rating: Oxy Kali's Teeth - Non-Removable Teeth was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.

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My Verdict

It's addictive. Kali's Teeth hasn't left the side of my bed since I got it. It's downright essential. I wish I could recommend this to everyone. If you've ever had thoughts about piercing sensations in the bedroom, this is so much safer and easier than knife-play or needle-play, and should be the first place to look. There are no drawbacks, and no major flaws with this product.

Buy, if you...

  1. enjoy pain
  2. don't exactly enjoy pain, but need extra incentive not get hard without permission
  3. get excited about teeth and biting sensations
  4. want a great quality novel experience for a reasonable price

Don't buy, if you...

  1. don't like pain and want to avoid the possibility of pain
  2. don't have a penis
  3. lose small objects easily
  4. are squeamish about sharp objects
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About The Oxy Kali's Teeth - Non-Removable Teeth

A little about this review; the intended use of Kali's Teeth is supposed to be an anti-erection and anti-masturbation device. You're supposed to put it on soft, and when you start to get hard, the pain is supposed to discourage you. Out of respect for you, as a reader, I need to tell you I am not reviewing it for its intended use. I can't. First of all, I'm way too much of a masochist. This never once acted as a deterrent for me. Second of all, I have a crippling fetish for sharp teeth and being bitten. This review isn't for people who are looking for bondage and denial. This review is for my fellow pain-loving weirdos who get all flustered seeing Dracula bite someone's neck, or feel their knees go weak when a werewolf bares their fangs (anyone remember the shark guy Kisame?). I've always dreamed of feeling someone's sharp teeth dig in to my flesh, daring to hope that it's as wonderful as I imagine. Kali's teeth gives a pretty clear answer, and the answer is yes.


  • Easy to maintain
  • Incredibly intense
  • Little-to-no pain after you've had your fun
  • Can help delay orgasm
  • Looks thrilling
  • Multiple copies of the key, just in case


  • Technically not really mouth-shaped
  • Hinge has some sideways give; may cause some slight pinching when closing it

My personal experience with the Oxy Kali's Teeth

My Personal Experiences with Oxy Kali's Teeth - Non-Removable Teeth


This hurts. This hurts a lot. It doesn’t hurt nearly as bad without an erection, but I find it extremely difficult to prevent one while putting it on. The dozens of sharp metal bits hurt before you even get the thing fully closed. It can be difficult to find a spot that you can actually keep the device for more than a few seconds, due to the changing stiffness and width. It hurts wonderfully. It never feels like bodily-harm-hurt, just an immense superficial hurt. The pain actually goes away immediately once you open the device, which is amazing for those who only like pain when turned on.

Ouch Ouch Ouch

You’re supposed to lock it shut though. The feeling of teeth buried into the soft tissue is so intense, that I was able to pick up every little shift of metal as the key hits the tumblers inside the lock. I recommend that you keep adjusting the device. There’s so many teeth that when you first try to put it on, there’s always going to be three or four that are just a little too close to a nerve to comfortably keep it locked. With how much of a difference the slightest change makes though, you’ll eventually start finding spots that work better for you. Once you get a spot that’s really …comfortable?… then you can lock it. Keep the key close, as it might change if the angle shifts.


Once you get confident that you’re ready for it, and that it’s in a good spot, you can start putting the key down. The psychological effect of knowing it’s no longer convenient to get Kali’s Teeth off is staggering! In just that small way, you’re not as much in control anymore. You wanted to be bitten, and now the consequences are all yours. It’s very easy from here to imagine someone’s razor dentistry steadily mauling you in the most loving way possible.

The Big Ouch

Do you dare to ejaculate with this thing on? Leaving Kali’s teeth locked, while erect, is already a feat. You know everything is going to dig in that much more. You know that the more turned on you get, the closer you get to that burst of pleasure, you’re also closer and closer to a moment of indescribable pain. If you’ve gotten this far though, it’s too late. How could you ever wimp out and reach for the key now? There is a certain point where the only way forward is to just give in. You have to embrace how much this is going to hurt, and let it carry you through.

What Stands Out about the Design

Oxy Kali's Teeth - Non-Removable Teeth What Stands Out about the Design

Given the name "Kali's Teeth," I would have preferred if it looked more like teeth inside of a mouth. Regardless, I still feel my heart racing when I see it. It looks so sharp and dangerous, despite really being neither. It's deceptive in exactly the way you would want out of this. Functionally, Kali's Teeth is perfectly designed! One really surprising feature is that after a few minutes of having the metal spikes embedded in your soft tissue, the whole metal ring will have warmed up to your own body temperature. This adds so much to the fun!

My User Experience Unveiled

Oxy Kali's Teeth - Non-Removable Teeth My User Experience Unveiled

How easy it is to use depends on a couple factors. In theory, it's stupidly simple to operate and doesn't require any effort. The only "hard" part is just how long you can tolerate it. However, there is an argument to be made that trying to put it on while erect, and having to adjust it to not spike anything too sensitive before you can lock it, counts as being difficult. It's not an issue for me, as you are still getting a good experience during that period, but it is technically an obstacle to getting the best out of Kali's Teeth.

The Oxy Kali's Teeth: Superior Quality or Just Hype?

Oxy Kali's Teeth - Non-Removable Teeth The Oxy Kali's Teeth: Superior Quality or Just Hype?

Kali's Teeth is made of solid metal, and all of the teeth are very securely set into the ring. The lock is not the most secure, resistant lock out there, but that's more of a safety feature than a flaw. If you somehow lose all three keys, being able to bash the lock off is a necessity. The real ding against the toy here is the hinge mechanism. It's a little too loose; has too much perpendicular give to it. It can cause the precise position of the teeth to shift in a way you really don't want them to.

The Oxy Kali's Teeth: Budget-Friendly or Overpriced?

Oxy Kali's Teeth - Non-Removable Teeth The Oxy Kali's Teeth: Budget-Friendly or Overpriced?

Kali's Teeth is only 54$! It's hard to find something exotic and niche like this at this price! This is a really good deal for astounding, agonizing sensations. At the same time, its simple design means that it really shouldn't be super expensive to manufacture in the first place. It doesn't need to cost an arm and a leg, and thankfully Oxy prices it accordingly.

How I think it performed

Oxy Kali's Teeth - Non-Removable Teeth How I think it performed

Kali's Teeth performs very well, at least for my purposes. If we measure performance by how well of a deterrent or means of control it is, well, you'll just have to hope you or your sub isn't as turned on by the painful biting sensations. Personally though, I think you'd be missing out. It's too much fun to give in! It's perfect for teasing as well, because you can be assured that every little throb and twitch comes with a price to pay.

The Oxy Kali's Teeth: The Packaging Experience

Oxy Kali's Teeth - Non-Removable Teeth The Oxy Kali's Teeth: The Packaging Experience

Everything comes wrapped in clear plastic, and tucked away inside the large storage bag. It's plenty discreet, and I think the look suits such a device very well. All three keys start on a single key-ring, I just found it more convenient to take off the key I've been using. I think some sort of container for having a consistent place to put a single key would be nice, but it's easy enough to get one myself. Oxy does a good enough job with what they provide here.

Exploring the Materials and Care

Oxy Kali's Teeth - Non-Removable Teeth Exploring the Materials and Care

Oxy says Kali's Teeth is made from "medical-grade steel". This means it will almost never tarnish or rust. There is a chromium coating that will actually repair itself from small abrasions, keeping it looking shiny and new. It still has the same dazzling quality as when I first got it. You can just rinse it off, it doesn't need to be disinfected or anything. You can store it any way you like, but it does also come with a nice, black-cloth storage bag.

Specifications and features

LengthTeeth: 0.23 inches
Diameter1.69 inches
MaterialsMedical-Grade Steel 
Storage Bag IncludedYes 
Colors AvailableSilver or Gold 

Comparing Oxy Kali's Teeth - Non-Removable Teeth with alternatives

Compare Oxy Kali's Teeth - Non-Removable TeethOxy Kali's Teeth - Non-Removable Teeth
Overall score5.0 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.2 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.2 / 5.0
Bedbible rating5.0 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0
User rating5 / 5.0
from 5 users
5 / 5.0
from 13 users
4.3 / 5.0
from 40 users
4.6 / 5.0
from 188 users
4.9 / 5.0
from 18 users
4.3 / 5.0
from 27 users
PriceAffordable Pricey Moderate Affordable Affordable Moderate
Design95 / 100 100 / 100 80 / 100 75 / 100 70 / 100 100 / 100
Ease of use80 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 65 / 100 80 / 100 90 / 100
Quality70 / 100 100 / 100 75 / 100 85 / 100 80 / 100 100 / 100
LengthTeeth: 0.23 inches74 inches29 inches1.75 inches4.79 inches-
Diameter1.69 inches-----
MaterialsMedical-Grade Steel Metal Leather, Silver Metal -3D printed Nylon Leather, Rubber
WaterproofYes -No -Yes -
Storage Bag IncludedYes Zippered, heavy canvas bag with handles No -Yes No
Colors AvailableSilver or Gold -Black Black, Clear, Pink, Red, Silver Black or pink Black
Height-86 inches----
Width-79 inches1 inches2 inches-Strap: 16.5-22.5 inches
Weight-47 lbs-1.6 lbs--
Maximum Weight-350 lbs----
Adjustable--0-30 --Yes
Fastening--Metal Buckle --Buckle
Flexibility---maximum --
Diameter (internal)---1.11 inches1.4 inches-
Insertable length-----3 inches
Quick-release valve-----Yes
Allergies-----Contains Latex
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What material is Kali's Teeth made of?
Medical-grade stainless steel. It has a chromium coating to it. The lock is likely made of cheaper metal, but that's not the part you care about.
Is Kali's Teeth painful to use?
I showed my friends the store page, and this was the first question I was always asked. I thought it was obvious. Yes. Even if you don't intend to use it like me, still yes. Absolutely yes.
What lube can I use with Kali's Teeth?
Technically any lube, but stroking during masturbation is pretty limited anyway.
How do I maintain Kali's Teeth?
All you seriously need to do to maintain this toy is to rinse any fluids off after use and dry it. If you'd rather use soap, you can, as no soap will damage it either.
How long can I wear Kali's Teeth?
The usual consensus for how long you can wear a "chastity bracelet" is... indefinitely. I was not able to find an answer specific to Kali's Teeth, but I STRONGLY suspect that the right answer is a good deal shorter than traditional chastity devices. I have not tried to push the limit of safety myself, but if I had to guess, I wouldn't wear it more than 3-4 hours.

Instructions - Manual

There is no user manual for Kali’s Teeth that I was able to find, but if you want detailed tips for how to use it as a pain-lover’s device specifically, check out the guide above. It’s worth noting, however, that Oxy has brief suggestions and informative graphics on their store page, found here. One of these is ball-stretching? They show it clamped around the sack, between the penis and the testicles themselves. I have tried this but don’t quite understand the purpose. It’s both more difficult and less sensitive in my opinion, but I’m sure it’s right for someone.

Aaron Losey
Aaron Losey

I am a web developer living in San Antonio. I love to promote freedom, positivity, and exploration when it comes to sex toys. I also enjoy good cheeses, rock music, and writing by candle-light in the bathtub. I have a strong teratophilia (likes monsters) kink, but am open to all sorts of experiences.

Age: 28
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Bisexual
Sex toy experience: Intermediate
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