PinkCherry Happy Little Sucker Clitoral Stimulator Review

Personal Experience

First Impressions

From the moment I open the shipping packaging from PinkCherry, I was impressed with the quality and look of the box. The outside of the box displays a nice description of the Happy Little Sucker and thorough product details. No additional product information insert is included within the box. Upon opening, the product and USB charging cord were contained within a plastic bag. Note: don’t be like me and try to open the plastic bag with your teeth… get the scissors… that plastic bag was not messing around! The Happy Little Sucker is a strikingly beautiful purple color with silver accent. In the hand it feels super silky, the shape built to naturally hug the contour of the hand. It has a very clean, almost sanitized feel to it, in the best way. The flexible head rotates and bends to conform to the shape of the body. It looks simple to use, with only 2 button options, ON/OFF and Mode. The charging port is clearly marked, so you won’t struggle trying to figure out where to stick it… the cord… to charge the toy!

OH MY!

While the ON/OFF and Mode buttons are clearly marked, it is initially unclear how many Mode settings there are (spoiler: 12). As I began to cycle through the modes on my finger to get an idea of the suction and vibration — In the words of George Takai: “Oh My!” This thing sucks, and it sucks hard! As I cycled through the settings, my eyebrows raised as the intensity of the suction pulled the pad of the finger in gently, vibrating and massaging with 8 little tickler silicone nubs. I was, at once, both intrigued, and if I am being honest, a little intimidated. But boy oh boy, was I looking forward to more testing!

Later That Evening…

After allowing the Happy Little Sucker to fully charge, and cleaning it (always clean your toys before and after use!), the scene was set. One of the things I just love about the Happy Little Sucker is how it feels in the hand — so smooth and flowing with the natural curves of your grip. The head is made from silicone, which not only allows you to bend the head into whatever position feels good, the entire head piece rotates 360 degrees. This means no matter where, or on whom, you decide to play, you will be able to easily adjust it to your heart’s content. In telling my bestie about the Happy Little Sucker, I compared it to a lamprey (water animal that looks like a small eel with only teeth for the mouth). While initially meant in jest, it wasn’t far from the tooth, I mean truth. PinkCherry was not kidding around when it came to suction power. This thing latches on, and depending on the mode, REALLY holds on for dear life once it gets a good grip. Depending on where that grip is, you might need something to grip on to yourself!

A Magic Trifecta of Stimulation?!

PinkCherry’s Happy Little Sucker appears as if it may have found the magic trifecta between suction, vibration, and stimulating nubs. Depending on your experience level and sensitivity, this product is not suited to all users. On some areas of the body, such as the neck, the sensations are enjoyable albeit a tad ticklish at times. On more sensitive areas, such as the nipples, I found the combination of sensations to be too intense. One thing I found frustrating is that there was no guide to aid in figuring out the preset patterns, other than to just cycle through the 12 of them to find the right one. Shockingly, although I found it to be overstimulating and too intense for prolonged use on the nipples, it wasn’t powerful enough, for my preferences for clitoral stimulation. I refused to let this deter my goal, so exploration time began. Really explore your body, the more sensitive the better, as this purple power provides some very unexpectedly pleasant sensations in areas you may not normally explore. Personally, I recommend extra attention to ALL of the erogenous zones, but pay special attention to the vulva and explore thoroughly! Note: depending on how intense your session gets and how much lube you use, you may need to keep a towel handy as the external suction valve seemed to … how do I put it… squirt. I was not prepared and very confused as to why my hand had suddenly gotten so wet.

Wet & Wild

Because I am still skeptical of any toy that claims to be waterproof, extensive water testing was scheduled. Shower testing went according to plan. Water helps the Little Sucker increase suction which is saying a lot for how much it already sucks. It did shoot a lot of water through the suction outlet (see note above about things getting wet), which was a bit distracting and I may have gotten off task just playing in the water…for a while… Oh Well! I had intended to do some submerged testing, as I was even more curious to see how it was going to operate under the water. Alas, the battery seemed to be dead, and it was plugged in for further charging.

OH NO!

Unfortunately, before I had a chance to do any further testing, the Happy Little Sucker made me very sad as it decided to no longer work. I plugged it into another outlet to charge, but the blinking light charging indicator never stopped blinking and the sucking was at a standstill. Sadly, PinkCherry did not respond to any requests from BedBible about the problem encountered with the Happy Little Sucker. I cannot recommend a product that breaks within a few uses, particularly if the customer service and follow through of the company is non-existent.