Pipedream Fuck Me Silly To-Go Tight Ass Masturbator Review
Overall Rating
4.7/5
Bedbible Rating:
4.5/5
User Ratings:
4.9/5
Based on 26 user reviews
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Rating: Pipedream Fuck Me Silly To-Go Tight Ass Masturbator was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
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My Verdict
The Pipe Dream Fuck Me Silly Anal Masturbator is the perfect toy for all experience levels! If you're looking for something cheap and simple yet effective, this is the one! This has been my go-to for over a year, and the experience never gets old! The design is easy to use, and super gentle on skin without sacrificing quality. Made of soft, ultra durable "Fanta Flesh", this toy provides intense orgasms within minutes! Its closed-ended design creates natural suction during use, and the various shapes and textures inside create a tight and stimulating experience that is sure to blow your mind! However, this does make cleaning a bit tricky. With a budget-friendly price tag and high-quality materials, I cannot recommend this toy enough. I have yet to find another toy that comes close to this one ( and I’ve tried a lot).
Recommended for
I would recommend any first-timer or beginner this toy, as it's very easy to learn and use.
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About The Pipedream Fuck Me Silly To-Go Tight Ass Masturbator
This toy has a simple yet effective design. The soft-touch “Real-skin” exterior creates a realistic feel, while also providing easy grip. Its shape mimics a mini human butt, with a detailed butthole at the entrance. The interior is curved and textured with many bumps and ridges for optimal stimulation. The toy is colored to mimic human skin, with a darker pink interior to provide more realism. No motors, no vibrators, just a high-quality and durable stroker
Pros
- ✅Soft and stretchy material
- ✅Very durable
- ✅Simple to use
- ✅Easy on your wallet
Cons
- ❌Difficult to clean
- ❌Very indiscreet packaging
- ❌No special features
Table of contents (12)
Personal Experience
Experience
I have yet to have a bad experience with this toy. My first experience was mind-blowing! My expectations were low due to the price, but I had a long and intense orgasm in a matter of minutes! Over the last year, I have tried every position I can think of, using my hands as well as taking a hands-free approach. The shape and weight allows me to try all sorts of positions with a great result each time.Likes and Dislikes
I love the natural suction created when I move, which makes the toy feel tighter and helps me feel all the different textures inside. Its soft yet stretchy material means I can comfortably use this toy over and over again without getting sore or damaging the toy. However, there is only one entrance. This means cleaning the toy can be a hassle at times. It takes a lot of work to make sure every nook and cranny is clean, and I constantly have to dump out water in order to thoroughly rinse out the toy.Verdict
That being said, I have absolutely loved how easy and effective this toy is, and it has always been my favorite way to find quick satisfaction and pleasure!Design
This toy sports a simple design. The mini butt shape makes it easy to grip without fear of slipping, and the "Fanta Flesh" feels very close to real skin. The interior has various curves and bumps that create lots of tightness and stimulation, which means I have a comfortable and pleasurable experience every time! My only qualm is that there is only one entrance, which makes it hard to get soap and water into every part of the toy. Overall, I find the design simple, but very visually appealing! This toy is both eye-catching and very easy to use.
Ease of Use
This toy is VERY easy to use! There are no buttons or switches, just soft material and organic shapes, which means anyone can enjoy their experience to the fullest extent right out of the box! The weight and flexibility of the toy means it can be used hands-free if needed without sacrificing quality or pleasure. I’d recommend it to people of any experience level.
Quality
Despite the low price tag, the soft yet durable TPE construction feels REALLY solid, and delivers an experience that rivals many high-end sex toys. This toy can stretch and bend very way, yet it maintains its tightness and soft touch even after repeated use. It is almost impossible to tear or damage toy unless you are actively trying to do so. Overall, it is a very sturdy and durable product.
Price
I picked this toy up for around $50 at an adult store in the area. The toy comes in a small cardboard box with no extras included (so lube will need to be purchased as well). However, the simple and well-made design means this toy does not NEED anything else. This makes it a great beginner toy, or another great addition to anyone’s collection. It’s a great way to have a mind-blowing experience without breaking the bank!
Performance
The soft and stretchy material means this toy can be enjoyed by people of all sizes and shapes without fear of damaging! It’s textured and closed-ended design means a tight and super stimulating experience, without feeling sore afterwards. I’ve never been let down with this one, with intense and pleasure-filled orgasms every time! Well worth the money, and a very dependable toy!
Packaging
This toy comes in a small cardboard box featuring a graphic of the toy, as well as some eye-catching photos of a sensual model. However, the packaging is FAR from discreet. With bold lettering and large graphics, it’s very clear what the box contains, even from a distance. If discretion is important, I would recommend bringing a different bag or container for transport.
Materials and care
The toy is made from very soft, realistic "Fanta Flesh" material what is both stretchy and durable. Despite its small size, the toy feels heavy and solid in your hand. However, the design makes cleanup a chore. There is only one entrance, so the best method is to fill the toy with cleaning solution and warm water, then use your fingers to “scrub” the interior. This is the only way to make sure all nooks and crannies are properly cleaned. For best results, frequently dump out the water and repeat this process several times.
Specifications and features
| Length | 6.5 inches |
| Insertable length | 5 inches |
| Width | 3-4 inches |
| Diameter (internal) | 0.5 inches |
| Flexibility | Very Stretchy |
| Openings | 1 Anal Orifice |
| Texture | Dots and Bumps |
| Materials | TPE |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Storage Bag Included | No |
| Colors Available | Light Skin Tone |
Comparing Pipedream Fuck Me Silly To-Go Tight Ass Masturbator with alternatives
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Overall score | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 4.5 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.9 / 5.0 | 4.1 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 4.9 / 5.0 from 26 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 115 users | 4.4 / 5.0 from 120 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 971 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 749 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 468 users |
| Price | Cheap | Affordable | Cheap | Affordable | Moderate | Affordable |
| Design | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 60 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 100 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
| Quality | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 82 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 88 / 100 |
| Sound | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Power | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Length | 6.5 inches | 9.75 inches | 5.75 inches | - | - | - |
| Insertable length | 5 inches | 8.5 inches | 5 inches | 9 inches | 9 inches | 9 inches |
| Width | 3-4 inches | 2.5-4 inches | 3 inches | - | - | - |
| Diameter (internal) | 0.5 inches | 0.4 inches | .25 inches | - | 0.25 inches | - |
| Flexibility | Very Stretchy | - | - | - | - | - |
| Openings | 1 Anal Orifice | 1 Anal Orifice | 2 | Anal | - | Anal |
| Texture | Dots and Bumps | Crystal Texture | Uniform bumps | - | - | - |
| Materials | TPE | Sleeve: Superskin (TPE Blend), Case: ABS Plastic | Ultraskyn (TPE) | TPE ('Cyberskin' blend) | TPE ('Cyberskin' blend) | TPE ('Cyberskin' blend) |
| Waterproof | Yes | Yes | Yes | - | - | - |
| Storage Bag Included | No | Comes with Case and End Cap | No | - | - | - |
| Colors Available | Light Skin Tone | Clear | Light skin tone | - | - | - |
| Weight | - | 1.72 lbs | .75 lbs | - | 1.35 lbs | - |
| Diameter | - | - | - | 0.25 inches | - | 0.25 inches |
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