Satisfyer Men Classic Review

Nicolae Bogatu
by Nicolae BogatuUpdated:
4.7/5
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Overall Rating

4.7/5

Bedbible Rating:

5/5

Reviewed by: 

Nicolae Bogatu

User Ratings:

4.3/5

Based on 900 user reviews

100/100
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Rating: Satisfyer Men Classic was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

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Rating: Satisfyer Men Classic was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

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100/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Satisfyer Men Classic was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

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My Verdict

I believe Satisfyer Men Classic is one of the best simple and exciting toys I've tried so far. It is a sleeve like many others inside a plastic cover but it is presented with a hole at the top that can be covered and used in ways. That hole makes wonders as it controls the suction power and make you (as it made me) feel like in heaven. Even if it doesn't have many features it is a really good toy that can release any stress whenever you want to. I highly recommend it.

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About The Satisfyer Men Classic

Satisfyer Men Classic is a simple men sex toy. It's a sleeve made of TPE (with bumps in the interior) which is inside a plastic case with a pressure regulator (a hole with a cap) that can do wonders. The design is made to please any size and in different ways using the internal pressure regulator feature that creates a varying suction effect. The Satisfyer is also really easy to use as you just have to insert the penis in and have fun experimenting the regulator. The cleaning can be done with ease with some hand soap and warm water.

Pros

  • Realistic sensation and enhanced experience
  • Adjustable suction power
  • Easy to clean and storage
  • Durable and High quality materials
  • Discreet and might be travel friendly

Cons

  • Size of the case is bulky
  • Getting used to the pressure regulating feature might take time
  • Manual use

Personal Experience

My Personal Experiences with Satisfyer Men Classic

To be honest I wasn’t that impressed with the Satisfyer Men Classic at first but when I found about the hole in the top, the internal pressure regulator feature it changed the toy completely. That regulator feature changes the toy from a normal sleeve to a really great toy with a great suction power.

Design and Materials

The design is close to a sleeve with bumps inside that are a little exciting when inserting the penis and the sleeve is inside a plastic case with that hole that can control the pressure inside. The sleeve together with the regulator creates this Satisfyer Men Classic that has a great suction power where you can even get the toy stuck on the penis and let go. Trust me it won’t fall. The sleeve is made of TPE a super-soft material which is safe for the skin and has a real felling to it and the case is made of ABS plastic which is durable and won’t degrade when washing it.

Performance

What I appreciate about the Satisfyer Men Classic is that it doesn’t matter the size it still has enough power to please any type and size. When inserting I tried with the hole/regulator uncovered for an easy insertion and when reaching the base I would close the lid of the regulator and start playing from there. The suction power would go up and down creating a real like situation. Some water based lubricant for extra pleasure is a big help if you find it hard inserting.

Care and Storage

I find it super easy to clean the Satisfyer Men Classic as I just have to remove the sleeve from the case and wash it with some hand soap and warm water. After I dry them I put them back together and attach on top of the sleeve the cap of the case. When all together the toy seems nothing but a normal cylinder that can be stored anywhere as you don’t know what it is might be a perfume or a lamp. I love when I don’t have to hide the toys.

Design

Satisfyer Men Classic Design

In my opinion the Satisfyer Men Classic has a nice simple look that won't give up it's purpose. The sleeve itself looks good enough and the bumps inside have a nice felling and can lead to exciting moments when combined with the pressure regulator that comes with the case. What I like about this design is that I can store it anywhere in the house and visitors won't have to wonder if it is a sex toy.

Ease of Use

Satisfyer Men Classic Ease of Use

The Men Classic is presented as a soft sleeve with a neutral hole which I find really easy to use. Just use it like a normal sleeve where you just have to insert the penis and experiment from there (I also use some water based lubricant for extra pleasure). I believe it would be hard to insert the penis if it would be in a flaccid state but with some help from a partner it should do it's job. After insertion the regulator at top can be controlled easily by pushing it up and down and has a smooths movement to it.

Quality

Satisfyer Men Classic Quality

I can't really find anything of bad quality to it. The Satisfyer Men Classic looks great even if it seems simple and doesn't do much. The plastic case is sturdy and the pressure regulator did it's job each time I've used it and never lost it's touch (as powerful as ever). The sleeve has a nice touch to it with the bumps that are on the inside of the hole and it feels really soft and durable.

Price

Satisfyer Men Classic Price

The Satisfyer Men Classic might seem a little pricy. When you look at it it might look as a simple sleeve in a case but this is not the case. I would say that it's worth all the money as the materials and its design are making the toy feel extraordinary. The pressure regulator integrated in the case plus the super-soft cyberskin material of the sleeve create a great real like suction or blowjob which is not easy to create.

Performance

Satisfyer Men Classic Performance

Satisfyer Men Classic made a great impression for me personally. Looking simple but surprising when it comes to using it. It's performance is great if you find the great spot and use the pressure regulator correctly. It can be used mostly manually by you or with a partner. As for loudness it does a faint gasping sound but it didn't bother me that much. I would say the toy is powerful, soft, pleasing and had some good times with it.

Packaging

Satisfyer Men Classic Packaging

The packaging of the Classic is done well and classy. It looks like you are opening a sealed treasure and it's fun to open it. There is helpful information on the box itself and some notes inside such as guides and safety features. Inside the box you can find the toy only with the notes so nothing much. Sadly the packaging is not that discreet as it shows exactly on the box what it is but I still like the design of the packaging.

Materials and care

Satisfyer Men Classic Materials and care

The Satisfyer Men Classic is made of two components, the sleeve and the case. The sleeve is made of TPE super-soft cyberskin material which is a skin-safe material and non-allergenic one and has a nice and pleasurable feeling when in touch with the penis. The case is made of ABS Plastic and it is a sturdy and durable material. Both can be cleaned easily with some hand soap and warm water after I would recommend leaving to dry and place them in a safe place.

Specifications and features

Length10 inches
Insertable length8.5 inches
WidthCase: 3.7 inches
Diameter (internal)0.6 inches
Weight1.54 lbs
Openings1 Neutral Orifice 
MaterialsABS plastic, TPE 
WaterproofYes 
Storage Bag IncludedComes with end cap 
Colors AvailableBlack, Black/Silver 

Comparing Satisfyer Men Classic with alternatives

Compare Satisfyer Men ClassicSatisfyer Men Classic
Overall score4.7 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 3.7 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.4 / 5.0 3.8 / 5.0
Bedbible rating5.0 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 2.5 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.2 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0
User rating4.3 / 5.0
from 900 users
4.8 / 5.0
from 2 users
4.9 / 5.0
from 115 users
4.1 / 5.0
from 35 users
4.6 / 5.0
from 59 users
3.5 / 5.0
from 41 users
PriceCheap Affordable Affordable Premium Affordable Moderate
Design100 / 100 90 / 100 80 / 100 90 / 100 100 / 100 85 / 100
Ease of use100 / 100 70 / 100 100 / 100 60 / 100 70 / 100 90 / 100
Quality100 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100 65 / 100 80 / 100
Sound--60 / 100 20 / 100 -80 / 100
Power--60 / 100 40 / 100 -80 / 100
Buzzy/Rumbly--neither really buzzy nor rumbly somewhat buzzy -somewhat rumbly
Length10 inches-12 inches10.4 inches8.6 inches13 inches
Insertable length8.5 inchesVagina: 7.5, Anus: 6.7, Mouth: 5.1 inches5 inches6.5 inches7.5 inches-
WidthCase: 3.7 inches--3.5 inchesOpening slit: 1.4 inches3.7 inches
Diameter (internal)0.6 inches-1 inches1.75 inches-1.6 inches
Weight1.54 lbs(43.5 kg) 95.5 lbs2 lbs2 lbs28.2 lbs-
Openings1 Neutral Orifice Vagina, anus, and mouth -1 Neutral Orifice --
MaterialsABS plastic, TPE TPE body Sleeve: TPE ABS Plastic, POM, TPE TPE TPE, ABS+PC, Metals
WaterproofYes -Yes No -Sleeve: Yes; Device: No
Storage Bag IncludedComes with end cap No No Comes with cap -No
Colors AvailableBlack, Black/Silver Wheat, light tan, tan, dark tan 3 Black -Dark Blue
Height-(5ft 5) 64.9 inches----
Vibration patterns--9 4 --
Thrust Modes--9 --7
Rechargeable--Yes Yes -Yes
Charging Time--60 minutes240 minutes-2 minutes
Vibration speeds---3 --
Texture---Nubs along the sleeve length --
Battery Life---60 minutes-1.5 minutes
Remote Controls---No -App Controls
App Controls---Yes, Bluetooth using FeelMe app --
Diameter----Widest spot: 0.9 inches, Tightest spot: 0.6 inches-
Travel Lock-----Yes
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Author
Nicolae Bogatu
Nicolae Bogatu

Just your normal/average horny guy who just likes to sleep and try naughty things. Of course I do have a real job, a ‘life’ but I also enjoy testing things out, open them up/putting them together, analyse and comment on them. I really enjoy trying out ‘toys’ from a company to see how they feel and leave a review so it may help others.

Age: 27
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Hetero
Sex toy experience: Tried like 2 until now
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