The 5 Best Sex Machine Chairs for Riding and Gliding
Are you looking for the most powerful thrusting, rotating, and vibrating sensations? This article will show you the 5 best sex machine chairs! Explore all the riding, grinding, hands-free masturbation, or double penetration! This review took us over 50 hours of researching, analyzing, and writing, so sit back and relax while we present you our top high-quality choices that will give you powerful vaginal, oral, and anal orgasms!
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How Did We Test and Review Sex Chair Machines
Our mission is to provide information, unbiased sex toy advice to anyone, anywhere, anytime! Our team of experienced testers and reviews is dedicated to giving accurate content, including thorough sex toy reviews. In this case, we reviewed 5 sex machine chairs. We put them through an intense evaluation that took us hours. We took the most important factors into consideration: quality, performance, ease of use, design, and price.
Our rating process will help you make an informed decision about your dream sex machine chair. One score is based on our personal expert opinion, and the other is an overall score from all the reviews from other users.
Reviews of the 5 best sex machine chairs
Test Winner The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine
This Cowgirl sex machine will let you fulfil your riding fantasies!This is a luxury sex machine chair that uses high-quality materials and has beautiful finishing/attention to detail as that is one of the things that sets it apart from other sex machines. If features 1200 rpm vibrations with 6 vibration patterns, 360 degree shaft rotation, and 2 interchangeable silicone shafts for perfect penetration and strong clitoral stimulation.
Plus, you can control the vibrations with a mobile app, which allows you to enjoy your riding fantasy freely!
- ✅ Strong vibrations
- ✅ App-enabled
- ✅ High-quality materials
- ✅ Padded seat
- ✅ Long distance control
- ❌ Very loud
- ❌ Expensive
Vibrations: The vibrations of the The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine are very loud, very powerful, and neither really buzzy nor rumbly
This Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine provides very strong sensations hitting all the sweet spots instantly! It’s made of high-quality materials, including smooth silicone shaft, and vegan leather padded seat that delivers extra comfort for your bum.
Keep in mind that this machine is very loud, which could be annoying if you care about discretion or have very nosey downstairs neighbours.
You should buy the The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine if you...
- like very strong vibrations
- are looking for app-enabled sex machine
- want a luxury sex machine
- want a long-distance controlled machine
You should not buy the The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine if you...
- are on a budget
- prefer thrusting stimulation
- don't want a heavy machine
Beginner Cloud 9 F-Slider Ride-On Sex Chair
If you want to explore sex machines but you are not ready for powerful vibrations or intense thrusting, this sex chair is more beginner friendly because it is powered by your own movement!
You can adjust the depth and penetration with the knobs for better comfort and control.
It has a 7 inches silicone dildo, but it also includes a universal dildo adaptor if you want to attach your favourite toys.
The rocking movement of your body feels more natural and realistic, like real lovemaking!
- ✅ Quiet
- ✅ Great for beginners
- ✅ Easy to use
- ✅ Quick to assemble
- ✅ Adjustable knobs
- ❌ Might be too simple for more experienced users
- ❌ No dedicated clitoral stimulation
This sex chair is a great starter for any beginner. It’s very quiet, simple to use, and quick to assemble. The cushioned seat helps with extra comfort for your bum and legs, and the knobs give you extra control over the depth of vaginal or anal penetration. You can use it for solo sessions or with your partner for double penetration fantasies!
You should buy the Cloud 9 F-Slider Ride-On Sex Chair if you...
- are new to sex chairs
- don't like vibrations
- are looking for a quiet toy
You should not buy the Cloud 9 F-Slider Ride-On Sex Chair if you...
- are advanced with sex chairs
- want a vibrating sex chair
- want more features like rotating shaft or powerful thrusting
Cheapest Dark Magic Inflatable Remote Control Thrusting Sex Machine
This sex chair is perfect if you love lazy, hands-free orgasms! All you need to do it to lie back in this big inflatable chair, take some lube, and the thrusting machine will do the rest.
This sex chair comes with 3 dildos in different sizes and a remote, so you are in charge of the intensity of vibrations and thrusting!
- ✅ Powerful thrusting and vibrations
- ✅ Comfortable
- ✅ Comes with additional attachments
- ✅ Easy to use
- ❌ Takes a long time to set up
- ❌ Unstable chair
- ❌ Can be difficult to change positions
Vibrations: The vibrations of the Dark Magic Inflatable Remote Control Thrusting Sex Machine are noisy, quite powerful, and neither really buzzy nor rumbly
This Dark Magic sex chair stands out from the competition because of its comfort: the inflatable chair is so cozy and has ergonomic back and leg support. The thrusting is quite powerful, so be careful if you are a beginner because it may turn on at full speed.
The chair is super comfy, unfortunately, it takes a looong time to fully inflate it, and it’s not very stable, limiting a lot of sex positions for couples.
You should buy the Dark Magic Inflatable Remote Control Thrusting Sex Machine if you...
- want comfortable, hands-free pleasure
- like powerful thrusting
- like vibrations
- are on the budget
You should not buy the Dark Magic Inflatable Remote Control Thrusting Sex Machine if you...
- want a smaller sex chair
- don't have time to set it up
- prefer more stable chairs
DJ X Motorbunny Buck
The DJ X Motorbunny is a hybrid saddle vibrator and a thrusting machine. It’s strong, powerful, and provides very intense G-spot and P-spot stimulation.
This Motorbunny pack includes 6 additional silicone attachments for versatile play. It also features 2 different thrust motions, 11 increments of speed, and 11 intense vibration levels that are controlled via a remote controller or mobile app. The special wedge allows you to mount this sex chair at a 90-degree angle, opening more possibilities for more sex positions.
- ✅ Intense thrusting and vibrations
- ✅ Many attachments included
- ✅ Allows different positions
- ❌ Price
- ❌ Loud at higher settings
Vibrations: The vibrations of the DJ X Motorbunny Buck are noisy, very powerful, and somewhat rumbly
The price of this Buck might scare away some people. However, I think that the quality, durability, and power are worth it. It’s comfortable, easy to use, and quick to clean. The size and shape work with many sex positions, a helpful feature, especially if you want to use it with your partner.
You should buy the DJ X Motorbunny Buck if you...
- want a thrusting and vibrating sex machine
- are looking for a small sex machine chair
- want to able to change attachments
- love powerful sex machines
You should not buy the DJ X Motorbunny Buck if you...
- are on the budget
- don't like intense thrusting or vibrations
- want simpler sex machine chair
The Tremor Package
The Tremor is a sleek, lightweight ride-on sex chair. The vibrations and rotations are controlled with a rock-roll-inspired remote controller that allows you to feel the sensations at your own pace. It features a removable silicone pad that is comfortable to use and easy to clean. The design is simple and fun with a touch of rock’n roll vibe.
- ✅ Reasonable price
- ✅ Easy to clean
- ✅ Simple design
- ✅ Not overcomplicated features
- ❌ Can be quite loud
- ❌ Not as comfortable as the padded seats
Vibrations: The vibrations of the The Tremor Package are fairly quiet, quite powerful, and somewhat rumbly
Tremor is a great toy for anyone that enjoys strong vibrations and rotation without too complicated features. The remote is very easy to use — the “Rock” control is meant for vibrations and the “Roll” is for rotation. I like the addition the silicone pad, it may not be as comfortable as a cushion, but it’s way easier to maintain.
You should buy the The Tremor Package if you...
- like vibrations and rotating shaft
- like sleek and simple designs
- are not a fan of thrusting sex machines
- are on the budget
You should not buy the The Tremor Package if you...
- are looking for a thrusting toy
- don't like vibrations or rotation
- prefer paddes seats
Comparison of the 5 best sex machine chairs
|Overall score||4.5 / 5.0||4.8 / 5.0||3.5 / 5.0||5.0 / 5.0||-|
|Bedbible rating||4.5 / 5.0||4.5 / 5.0||3.5 / 5.0||5.0 / 5.0||4.0 / 5.0|
|User rating||4.6 / 5.0|
from 15 users
|5 / 5.0|
from 4 users
|3.5 / 5.0|
from 9 users
|4.9 / 5.0|
from 45 users
|Design||70 / 100||90 / 100||50 / 100||90 / 100||80 / 100|
|Ease of use||90 / 100||90 / 100||80 / 100||95 / 100||100 / 100|
|Quality||80 / 100||80 / 100||50 / 100||100 / 100||90 / 100|
|Sound||100 / 100||-||80 / 100||80 / 100||60 / 100|
|Power||80 / 100||-||60 / 100||80 / 100||60 / 100|
|Buzzy/Rumbly||somewhat rumbly||-||neither really buzzy nor rumbly||somewhat rumbly||neither really buzzy nor rumbly|
|Materials||Silicone, Vegan Leather||Metal, Vegan leather||Phthalate Free PVC||Attachment materials: 100% silicone||Silicone|
|Length||16.5 inches||-||50 inches||13.5 inches||-|
|Width||13.4 inches||-||28 inches||11.5 inches||-|
|Height||10.9 inches||-||30 inches||10 inches||-|
|Insertable length||4 inches||7 inches||6, 6'75 & 8 inches||-||-|
|Vibration modes||Speeds and patterns||-||3||Multispeed Controller and App-Enabled Patterns||-|
|Remote Controls||Wired or app||-||Yes||Remote controller and app||Remote controller with a cord|
|Maximum Weight||399 lbs||400 lbs||300 lbs||2 people- up to 1000 lbs||-|
|Storage Bag Included||-||Yes||-||-||-|
|Weight||-||-||22 lbs||17.8 lbs||13.5 lbs|
Squat And Bounce
If you want to experiment with sex machines, but the thrusting and rotating machines are too much for you yet, and you want a simpler sex chair, here is a proposition of a bouncy banging bench. Perfect for any beginners!
Love Botz Bangin Bench
This banging bench is perfect for riding your favourite dildo. It is super easy to use; you can squat and bounce on a dildo while the handlebar gives you stability. Explore different sex positions, face sitting, riding, or just watch your partner get off!
Ride and Grind
This section will find cheaper and more beginner-friendly alternatives to sex machine chairs. You can either enjoy the riding & grinding on Liberator cushions for which you will find many different uses!
Ruby Glow Saddle Silicone Grinding Vibrator
Designed to provide clitoral stimulation, this non-penetrative saddle vibrator will be your griding best friend. This vibrator features 2 highly powered motors with 10 different speeds made to give you mind-blowing orgasms!
It’s entirely made with silicone, which is non-porous, safe, easy to clean, and silky smooth!
Liberator Wing Toy Mount
If you and your partner want to discover more unique ways of playing with your favorite sex toys, this mount is a great choice! It features 2 holds, one dedicated to internal stimulation and the second one to provide external stimulation over the entire cushion!
Vibepad Silicone Rechargeable Waterproof Grinding Vibrator with Remote
The Vibepad is a smooth and soft silicone vibrator with 2 quiet motors, each with 7 different vibration modes designed to give you powerful clitoral stimulation and intense orgasms! Use it solo or with a patner; it’s great for stimulating vulvas, anus, and testicles. It’s also waterproof, so take it to the bathroom for an exciting splashing experience!
Liberator BonBon Toy Mount
This cushion is perfect if you want to mount your dildo or a vibrator. It’s stable enough to support two bodies, and you can use it with a partner for versatile and intimate play!
How to Make a Sex Machine Chair at Home
If you want to fulfill your riding and grinding fantasies without investing in a real sex machine chair, we have prepared some ideas for you! They don’t involve advanced engineering skills or heavy machinery. It’s simple, easy to make, and 100% safe!
Pillows and Belts
1. Take a pillow, place a regular vibrator on the top, secure it tightly with a belt and ride on! It may not be the most advanced version of a sex machine chair you can sure grind on it!
2. If you are more into thrusting, you can take two stiffer cushions, place a thrusting vibrator (or a dildo) in between, tie it tightly with two belts at both ends and bounce on it like on a real rodeo show.
Chair and a Harness
If none of the chairs you own have the right surface to hold a suction cup, you can use a strap-on harness. Place the dildo in the harness, tie it on the bottom, and you are ready to go!
You can ask your partner to hold the back of the chair or place the back facing the wall to make sure you won’t fall.
How to Use a Sex Machine Chair?
There are plenty of ways you can use sex chair machines! You can use them for vaginal, anal, or oral stimulation. You can also live out your fantasy of double penetration with your partner and try new exciting sex positions!
Just remember to place your new sex toy on a stable surface, check the settings, take it slowly and use a lot of lube!
Take it slow
Before jumping on your sech machine, remember to get familiar with the settings, so there are no unpleasant surprises from the start. Also, don’t rush; explore all the thrusting and rotating speeds at your own pace.
You can never go wrong with a big amount of lube. It makes the experience smoother and more sensual but also reduces the risk of any skin irritation.
Lube will be your new bestie, especially if you like powerful thrusting motions.
Sex chair machines have so many different settings and features; some of them have a vac-u-lock that allows you to switch between different shafts that can use them for vaginal or anal penetration. Have fun and don’t be afraid to explore new sex positions, and double penetration fantasies.
Remember to clean your machines before and after every use to avoid any bacteria infiltrating your body. If you want to learn how to clean your toy properly, look at the How to Clean section below.
How to Clean a Sex Machine Chair
Most sex chair machines are not submersible, which means you have to be extra careful about using water around them not to damage any mechanism inside. We recommend using a clean cloth with antibacterial soap or a sex toy cleaner to wipe it down. Then use a dry clean towel to get rid of any wet spots. When in doubt, read the manufacturer’s guidelines; that’s the best way to ensure its safety and hygiene.
Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.
Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of toys, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these toys with mild soapy water and dry gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your toys are completely dry before storing.
Silicone, glass, stainless steel and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your toy contains electrical parts.
Silicone and stainless steel toys without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilisation.
If your toys contain electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them and always check the instructions provided with the toy. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.
What is a sex machine chair?
A sex machine chair is a machine that consists of a saddle and a machine (usually with a shaft) that uses motors to move. They can make the toy vibrate, rotate or thrust to give very intense pleasure and a more natural feeling, like realistic lovemaking but way more powerful. They can be used for solo sessions if you enjoy hands-free masturbation or with a partner. You can explore double penetration or enjoy the show of your partner's orgasms with a sex machine. Many people think that sex machines are dedicated only to vaginas, but it’s not true. They can also be used anally or orally, and most sex chair machines have a vac-u-lock adaptor that allows you to use plenty of different dildos or anal plugs.