The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine — Test & Review

Flora Winters
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Flora Winters

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Rating: The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

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Rating: The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).


Rating: The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.


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Rating: The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.


Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.


Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.


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My Verdict

The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine was loud and proud. Vibrations quaked my whole body, and the rotating Uni Horn attachment imparted internal bliss. Though the power was too intense for my daily pleasure, I'll be reserving this Unicorn for theatrical occasions. I only wish the app control wasn't limited to a 30-foot distance. The whimsical design and humble attachments are enough to beckon beginners, while the motor reaches intensities to satiate even the most advanced users. Just don't expect to indulge in silence. It'd be perfect for those who crave more power than a wand can provide and don't mind donating floorspace to the cause.

Buy, if you...

  1. Love intense vibrations
  2. Desire hands-free pleasure
  3. Don't mind loud machines
  4. Prefer colorful sex machines
  5. Have room for a sex machine

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Want a quiet toy
  2. Can't safely lift 24.5lbs
  3. Weigh more than 400lbs
  4. Have been advised against it by your medical care provider
  5. Have no room for a sex machine

About The The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine

Saddle up for a euphoric journey with The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine. Enjoy power like never before, garbed in the glamour of glittery attachments and a rainbow flogger. This beast will rattle your core and your floor, with 6 vibration patterns. Intensify stimulation with 360-degree swivel, at up to 1200 rotations per minute. Now, that's a magical ride! Expand your horizons with the Cowgirl App 2.0, where users can create custom patterns or relinquish the reigns to a partner. It's time to fulfill your carnal dreams!

The vibrations of the The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine are very loud, extremely powerful, and very rumbly

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Rating: The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is very loud.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine felt to the reviewer.

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Rating: The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is extremely powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine felt to the reviewer.

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What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).


  • Extremely powerful vibrations
  • Vibration and rotation are controlled independently
  • Versatile rotation pressure with plastic and spring inserts
  • Physical remote and app control
  • Comes with 2 attachments and rainbow flogger
  • Penetrative and non-penetrative options


  • Loud
  • Expensive
  • Relatively heavy
  • Occupies more space than the average toy

Personal Experience

My Personal Experiences with The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine


Sex machines are the cavalry of pleasure engineering, and I had never taken the reins of such power before. Let’s just say, I was sweating. Not just because it was heavy to carry into the house- 28.4 lbs. to be exact — intimidation brewed dewy beads upon my brow, until I unveiled the product. The whimsical design of The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine ignited my girlish excitement. After about a 5-minute setup (which is detailed in the How to Use section), I was ready to ride.

Taking the Reins

The Unicorn can be controlled using the corded remote or by app. It was simple to operate the Cowgirl 2.0 App, just by following this tutorial. A button on the physical remote powered on the machine and cycled through the 6 vibration patterns. Two dials adjusted vibrations and rotations independently. Each increment was marked by notches, but the dial could be switched to any point between measurements. This was a huge bonus, as I wished to ease into the full use of this machine.


The lowest vibrations rumbled like a washing machine. The floor began to shake as vibrations intensified, and the highest setting amplified to 108 dB; this is comparable to the volume of a leaf blower. The Ethereal Clouds Mat only slightly dampened the ruckus. Vibrators are typically categorized as rumbly or buzzy, but The Unicorn was a totally different beast. The lowest setting sent vibes up my spine and quivered my upper lip. No, I’m not being hyperbolic. Half-power rattled my inner ears, and I only tested maximum power outside of physical use. If you love intense vibrations with full body stimulation, this is your dream come true.

Magic Hide

I began with the Magic Hide Silicone Attachment, a non-penetrative grinder, studded for stimulation. The 1.18-inch mound teased entry with pulsating pressure. It was the perfect preface to an anthology of pleasure. The manual suggests a use time of 15-minutes, so I allowed 30-minutes to cool down before switching to the Uni Horn Silicone Attachment. First, with the spring stem. The stem extended into the Uni Horn’s appendage, which enabled the rotation function.

Rotating Uni Horn

The Uni Horn Silicone Attachment was endowed with a 3.5-inch shaft, and the 1.5-inch diameter provided satiating fullness. Like the Magic Hide, The Uni Horn was blessed with a studded strip for tantalizing the vulva/perineum. I was nervous to try the rotation function, but the flexible spring resulted in a gentle massage. The plastic stem offered much firmer pressure. It would be perfect for those who love a rough ride. For more variety, COTR Inc. offers 14 attachments to embellish your saddle. From realistic studs to double penetration, there’s an attachment to fulfill your fantasies.


The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine Design

The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine was enrobed in flamboyancy, with a pearlescent saddle and vibrant accents. Pastel attachments glimmered with flecks of silver glitter, and a heavenly skyscape ornated the floor mat. A rainbow flogger dangled from the machine like a tail, which could be detached for punishing pleasure. It was as if The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine attended BronyCon and emerged a higher being. Perfection! The ergonomic design comfortably contoured to the thighs, and vegan leather cushioned the ride.

Ease of Use

The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine Ease of Use

The actual sex machine required no assembly. Attachments were beginner friendly, and the silicone easily stretched over the contact piece. This became slightly more challenging with a spring or silicone rod. The lowest settings may be suited for some newbies, although the power was intense. The machine was easily stored under a bed, then slid out and plugged in for playtime. That being said, it weighed 24.5 lbs. The manual advises against use if one has a mental or physical limitation which may prevent them from operating the machine. See page 10 of the manual for more information.


The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine Quality

This Unicorn was fashioned from premium materials, which could pleasure passengers up to 400 lbs. The silicone base sturdied the steed during rough rides, and protected floors from scuffing. The silicone attachments were flexible and resistant to tearing. Though loud, that's to be expected from a motor of this magnitude. It's certainly not a toy to use while the in-laws are visiting... unless you're trying to prove a point, but that's none of my business. It'd be great for theatrics; but if you're wanting discretion, save it for a day when you're alone... and your neighbors are at work.


The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine Price

The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine retails for $1,750, though it's currently on sale for $1,400 on It comes with a detachable Rainbow Tail Flogger, Uni Horn Silicone Attachment, Magic Hide Silicone Attachment, Ethereal Clouds Mat, spring and plastic stems (6 of each), a corded LED remote, AC/DC global adapter, 4 detachable power cords (North America, UK, EU, and Australia cords included), and user manual. The Cowgirl App 2.0 elevates this sex machine above competitors, by offering limitless combinations of vibration patterns and rotation. $1,750 may be a hefty bounty, but it's unlike any ride you'll get from handhelds.


The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine Performance

I expected an intense ride, and The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine most certainly delivered. The 8-foot power cord reached an outlet wherever I desired to pleasure myself. As mentioned, the App only works up to 30-feet from The Unicorn. This felt pretty limiting. It took about 3-seconds for each command to come to fruition, and vibrations increased incrementally (which I appreciated). While App compatibility is a huge bonus for me, this was the first toy for which I preferred using the physical remote. I loved the amplifier-like knobs and precision control.


The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine Packaging

The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine came in a box just as colorful as the product. Graphics accurately displayed the contents within, while bullets concisely conveyed use. Everything was safely packaged and snuggly placed into a perfectly compact fit. Layers of thick Styrofoam cushioned the sides of the box and protected the machine from dings. Each attachment was encased in a baggie, and the cords were nestled into cardboard. While not discrete, the packaging was perfectly sufficient.

Materials and care

The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine Materials and care

The machine has a steel and aluminum frame with a plastic side cover. It's saddled in vegan leather and footed with a silicone bumper. The Uni Horn and Magic Hide are both composed of silicone, and the flogger of vegan leather. Clean before and after each use. The machine may be wiped with a damp cloth, while attachments may be washed with a silicone-safe cleanser. Only use the sex machine 15-minutes at a time. Allow it to sit for at least 30-minutes before resuming. Unplug immediately after use, and store away from extreme temperatures.

Special feature

The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine Special feature

Command your pleasure using the Cowgirl App 2.0 (iOS or Android). This App puts control at your fingertips and sets this magical steed apart from the herd. Simply power on the device, pair it to Bluetooth, and control it from up to 30ft away. If the user steps out of range, a notification will prompt them of connectivity loss. A safety feature ensures a gradual power down if connectivity isn’t established within 60-seconds. Dual-Hand Mode allows users to adjust vibration and rotation independently, or control both simultaneously with Single-Hand Mode. Use one of the preset patterns, or customize your own thigh-quaking setting. Get creative and journey towards your ethereal awakening! 

Specifications and features

Vibration speedsUnlimited 
Vibration patterns6 + more with App 
LengthMachine: 16.7, Magic Hide: 1.18, Uni Horn: 3.5, Flogger: 19.5, Floor Mat: 31.5 inches
WidthMachine: 15.4, Floor Mat: 35.5 inches
HeightMachine: 10.9 inches
DiameterMagic Hide: 1.37, Uni Horn: 1.5 inches
Weight24.5 lbs
MaterialsSteel, Aluminum, Plastic, Silicone, and Vegan Leather  
Remote ControlsPhysical Remote and App Controls 
Maximum Weight400 lbs

Comparing The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine with alternatives

Compare The Unicorn Premium Sex MachineThe Unicorn Premium Sex Machine
Overall score4.9 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.4 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.3 / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.8 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0
User rating5 / 5.0
from 2 users
5 / 5.0
from 24 users
4.8 / 5.0
from 423 users
5 / 5.0
from 2 users
4.9 / 5.0
from 46 users
4 / 5.0
from 3 users
PricePremium Pricey Premium Moderate Pricey Pricey
Design100 / 100 95 / 100 90 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100 75 / 100
Ease of use90 / 100 95 / 100 85 / 100 75 / 100 95 / 100 90 / 100
Quality100 / 100 92 / 100 95 / 100 85 / 100 100 / 100 70 / 100
Sound100 / 100 60 / 100 100 / 100 -80 / 100 -
Power100 / 100 60 / 100 100 / 100 -80 / 100 -
Buzzy/Rumblyvery rumbly neither really buzzy nor rumbly very rumbly -somewhat rumbly -
Vibration speedsUnlimited 3, plus more with app 11 ---
Vibration patterns6 + more with App 4, plus more with app ----
LengthMachine: 16.7, Magic Hide: 1.18, Uni Horn: 3.5, Flogger: 19.5, Floor Mat: 31.5 inches10.2 inches12.49 inches--18.4 inches
WidthMachine: 15.4, Floor Mat: 35.5 inches-13.24 inches---
HeightMachine: 10.9 inches-10 inches--17.7 inches
DiameterMagic Hide: 1.37, Uni Horn: 1.5 inches1.46 inches---1.6 inches
Weight24.5 lbs-17.8 lbs---
MaterialsSteel, Aluminum, Plastic, Silicone, and Vegan Leather Silicone TPE, Silicone and ABS ABS Plastic and Silicone -Stainless Steel (Frame), ABS Plastic (Controller), Silicone (Dildo)
WaterproofNo No, water-resistant Yes No No -
Remote ControlsPhysical Remote and App Controls Yes, through mobile app Yes - handheld remote and app App and Remote Control Handheld controller and App-enabled Wired, Wireless, and App-Enabled
Maximum Weight400 lbs-1000 lbs-17.8 Pounds lbs25 lbs
Thrust Modes-7, plus more with app -3 Modes and a Turbo Mode -0-240 RPM Fully Adjustable Thrust Settings
Insertable length-5.12 inches-[Stroke Length] 1.18 inchesUp to 2 Inches thrusting beyond size of toy inches1.2 to 6 inches
Battery Life-240 minutes----
Rechargeable-Yes, magnetic USB No - mains powered Yes -No (Corded power)
Charging Time-120 minutes----
Travel Lock-No ---No
Storage Bag Included-Yes No Yes -Yes
Colors Available-Red Black ---
Vibration modes--2 None Multispeed Controller and App-Enabled Patterns -
Adjustable---Fully Adjustable Angles -Yes
Ingredients----Dildos Included are Silicone -
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Flora Winters
Flora Winters

Join me on a journey of self-exploration and personal growth. The body is a beautifully complex instrument; may we all discover what makes it sing and embrace the blissful melody. Happy Climaxing!

Age: 27
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Demi-Pansexual
Sex toy experience: Intermediate
All-time favorite sex toy: Satisfyer Pro 2
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