The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine — Test & Review
Overall Rating
4.9/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.8/5.0
User Ratings:
5.0/5.0
Based on 2 user reviews
Rating: The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine.
Rating: The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Premium
Rating: The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I suggest The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine if you're past the beginner stage and ready for more. It's beginner-friendly yet offers additional features for growing users.
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My Verdict
The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine was loud and proud. Vibrations quaked my whole body, and the rotating Uni Horn attachment imparted internal bliss. Though the power was too intense for my daily pleasure, I'll be reserving this Unicorn for theatrical occasions. I only wish the app control wasn't limited to a 30-foot distance. The whimsical design and humble attachments are enough to beckon beginners, while the motor reaches intensities to satiate even the most advanced users. Just don't expect to indulge in silence. It'd be perfect for those who crave more power than a wand can provide and don't mind donating floorspace to the cause.
Buy, if you...
- Love intense vibrations
- Desire hands-free pleasure
- Don't mind loud machines
- Prefer colorful sex machines
- Have room for a sex machine
Don't buy, if you...
- Want a quiet toy
- Can't safely lift 24.5lbs
- Weigh more than 400lbs
- Have been advised against it by your medical care provider
- Have no room for a sex machine
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About The The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine
Saddle up for a euphoric journey with The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine. Enjoy power like never before, garbed in the glamour of glittery attachments and a rainbow flogger. This beast will rattle your core and your floor, with 6 vibration patterns. Intensify stimulation with 360-degree swivel, at up to 1200 rotations per minute. Now, that's a magical ride! Expand your horizons with the Cowgirl App 2.0, where users can create custom patterns or relinquish the reigns to a partner. It's time to fulfill your carnal dreams!
The vibrations of the The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine are very loud, extremely powerful, and very rumbly
Rating: The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is very loud.
What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine felt to the reviewer.
Rating: The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is extremely powerful.
What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine felt to the reviewer.
Pros
- ✅Extremely powerful vibrations
- ✅Vibration and rotation are controlled independently
- ✅Versatile rotation pressure with plastic and spring inserts
- ✅Physical remote and app control
- ✅Comes with 2 attachments and rainbow flogger
- ✅Penetrative and non-penetrative options
Cons
- ❌Loud
- ❌Expensive
- ❌Relatively heavy
- ❌Occupies more space than the average toy
Table of contents (11)
My Experience With the The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine
Enchanted
Sex machines are the cavalry of pleasure engineering, and I had never taken the reins of such power before. Let’s just say, I was sweating. Not just because it was heavy to carry into the house- 28.4 lbs. to be exact — intimidation brewed dewy beads upon my brow, until I unveiled the product. The whimsical design of The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine ignited my girlish excitement. After about a 5-minute setup (which is detailed in the How to Use section), I was ready to ride.Taking the Reins
The Unicorn can be controlled using the corded remote or by app. It was simple to operate the Cowgirl 2.0 App, just by following this tutorial. A button on the physical remote powered on the machine and cycled through the 6 vibration patterns. Two dials adjusted vibrations and rotations independently. Each increment was marked by notches, but the dial could be switched to any point between measurements. This was a huge bonus, as I wished to ease into the full use of this machine.Shockwaves
The lowest vibrations rumbled like a washing machine. The floor began to shake as vibrations intensified, and the highest setting amplified to 108 dB; this is comparable to the volume of a leaf blower. The Ethereal Clouds Mat only slightly dampened the ruckus. Vibrators are typically categorized as rumbly or buzzy, but The Unicorn was a totally different beast. The lowest setting sent vibes up my spine and quivered my upper lip. No, I’m not being hyperbolic. Half-power rattled my inner ears, and I only tested maximum power outside of physical use. If you love intense vibrations with full body stimulation, this is your dream come true.Magic Hide
I began with the Magic Hide Silicone Attachment, a non-penetrative grinder, studded for stimulation. The 1.18-inch mound teased entry with pulsating pressure. It was the perfect preface to an anthology of pleasure. The manual suggests a use time of 15-minutes, so I allowed 30-minutes to cool down before switching to the Uni Horn Silicone Attachment. First, with the spring stem. The stem extended into the Uni Horn’s appendage, which enabled the rotation function.Rotating Uni Horn
The Uni Horn Silicone Attachment was endowed with a 3.5-inch shaft, and the 1.5-inch diameter provided satiating fullness. Like the Magic Hide, The Uni Horn was blessed with a studded strip for tantalizing the vulva/perineum. I was nervous to try the rotation function, but the flexible spring resulted in a gentle massage. The plastic stem offered much firmer pressure. It would be perfect for those who love a rough ride. For more variety, COTR Inc. offers 14 attachments to embellish your saddle. From realistic studs to double penetration, there’s an attachment to fulfill your fantasies.How is the The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine designed
The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine was enrobed in flamboyancy, with a pearlescent saddle and vibrant accents. Pastel attachments glimmered with flecks of silver glitter, and a heavenly skyscape ornated the floor mat. A rainbow flogger dangled from the machine like a tail, which could be detached for punishing pleasure. It was as if The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine attended BronyCon and emerged a higher being. Perfection! The ergonomic design comfortably contoured to the thighs, and vegan leather cushioned the ride.
The Intuitiveness of the The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine: A Review
The actual sex machine required no assembly. Attachments were beginner friendly, and the silicone easily stretched over the contact piece. This became slightly more challenging with a spring or silicone rod. The lowest settings may be suited for some newbies, although the power was intense. The machine was easily stored under a bed, then slid out and plugged in for playtime. That being said, it weighed 24.5 lbs. The manual advises against use if one has a mental or physical limitation which may prevent them from operating the machine. See page 10 of the manual for more information.
Review of the Quality
This Unicorn was fashioned from premium materials, which could pleasure passengers up to 400 lbs. The silicone base sturdied the steed during rough rides, and protected floors from scuffing. The silicone attachments were flexible and resistant to tearing. Though loud, that's to be expected from a motor of this magnitude. It's certainly not a toy to use while the in-laws are visiting... unless you're trying to prove a point, but that's none of my business. It'd be great for theatrics; but if you're wanting discretion, save it for a day when you're alone... and your neighbors are at work.
The The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine: Balancing Quality and Cost
The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine retails for $1,750, though it's currently on sale for $1,400 on RideTheCowgirl.com. It comes with a detachable Rainbow Tail Flogger, Uni Horn Silicone Attachment, Magic Hide Silicone Attachment, Ethereal Clouds Mat, spring and plastic stems (6 of each), a corded LED remote, AC/DC global adapter, 4 detachable power cords (North America, UK, EU, and Australia cords included), and user manual. The Cowgirl App 2.0 elevates this sex machine above competitors, by offering limitless combinations of vibration patterns and rotation. $1,750 may be a hefty bounty, but it's unlike any ride you'll get from handhelds.
My take on the Performance
I expected an intense ride, and The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine most certainly delivered. The 8-foot power cord reached an outlet wherever I desired to pleasure myself. As mentioned, the App only works up to 30-feet from The Unicorn. This felt pretty limiting. It took about 3-seconds for each command to come to fruition, and vibrations increased incrementally (which I appreciated). While App compatibility is a huge bonus for me, this was the first toy for which I preferred using the physical remote. I loved the amplifier-like knobs and precision control.
A Closer Look at the The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine’s Packaging
The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine came in a box just as colorful as the product. Graphics accurately displayed the contents within, while bullets concisely conveyed use. Everything was safely packaged and snuggly placed into a perfectly compact fit. Layers of thick Styrofoam cushioned the sides of the box and protected the machine from dings. Each attachment was encased in a baggie, and the cords were nestled into cardboard. While not discrete, the packaging was perfectly sufficient.
Reviewing the Material Choices and Care Guidelines
The machine has a steel and aluminum frame with a plastic side cover. It's saddled in vegan leather and footed with a silicone bumper. The Uni Horn and Magic Hide are both composed of silicone, and the flogger of vegan leather. Clean before and after each use. The machine may be wiped with a damp cloth, while attachments may be washed with a silicone-safe cleanser. Only use the sex machine 15-minutes at a time. Allow it to sit for at least 30-minutes before resuming. Unplug immediately after use, and store away from extreme temperatures.
Special feature
Specifications and features
| Vibration speeds | Unlimited |
| Vibration patterns | 6 + more with App |
| Length | Machine: 16.7, Magic Hide: 1.18, Uni Horn: 3.5, Flogger: 19.5, Floor Mat: 31.5 inches |
| Width | Machine: 15.4, Floor Mat: 35.5 inches |
| Height | Machine: 10.9 inches |
| Diameter | Magic Hide: 1.37, Uni Horn: 1.5 inches |
| Weight | 24.5 lbs |
| Materials | Steel, Aluminum, Plastic, Silicone, and Vegan Leather |
| Waterproof | No |
| Remote Controls | Physical Remote and App Controls |
| Maximum Weight | 400 lbs |
Comparing The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine with alternatives
| The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Overall score | 4.9 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 4.8 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 5 / 5.0 from 2 users | 5 / 5.0 from 24 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 423 users | 5 / 5.0 from 2 users | 4.9 / 5.0 from 46 users | 4 / 5.0 from 3 users |
| Price | Premium | Pricey | Premium | Moderate | Pricey | Pricey |
| Design | 100 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 75 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
| Quality | 100 / 100 | 92 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 70 / 100 |
| Sound | 100 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 100 / 100 | - | 80 / 100 | - |
| Power | 100 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 100 / 100 | - | 80 / 100 | - |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | very rumbly | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | very rumbly | - | somewhat rumbly | - |
| Vibration speeds | Unlimited | 3, plus more with app | 11 | - | - | - |
| Vibration patterns | 6 + more with App | 4, plus more with app | - | - | - | - |
| Length | Machine: 16.7, Magic Hide: 1.18, Uni Horn: 3.5, Flogger: 19.5, Floor Mat: 31.5 inches | 10.2 inches | 12.49 inches | - | - | 18.4 inches |
| Width | Machine: 15.4, Floor Mat: 35.5 inches | - | 13.24 inches | - | - | - |
| Height | Machine: 10.9 inches | - | 10 inches | - | - | 17.7 inches |
| Diameter | Magic Hide: 1.37, Uni Horn: 1.5 inches | 1.46 inches | - | - | - | 1.6 inches |
| Weight | 24.5 lbs | - | 17.8 lbs | - | - | - |
| Materials | Steel, Aluminum, Plastic, Silicone, and Vegan Leather | Silicone | TPE, Silicone and ABS | ABS Plastic and Silicone | - | Stainless Steel (Frame), ABS Plastic (Controller), Silicone (Dildo) |
| Waterproof | No | No, water-resistant | Yes | No | No | - |
| Remote Controls | Physical Remote and App Controls | Yes, through mobile app | Yes - handheld remote and app | App and Remote Control | Handheld controller and App-enabled | Wired, Wireless, and App-Enabled |
| Maximum Weight | 400 lbs | - | 1000 lbs | - | 17.8 Pounds lbs | 25 lbs |
| Thrust Modes | - | 7, plus more with app | - | 3 Modes and a Turbo Mode | - | 0-240 RPM Fully Adjustable Thrust Settings |
| Insertable length | - | 5.12 inches | - | [Stroke Length] 1.18 inches | Up to 2 Inches thrusting beyond size of toy inches | 1.2 to 6 inches |
| Battery Life | - | 240 minutes | - | - | - | - |
| Rechargeable | - | Yes, magnetic USB | No - mains powered | Yes | - | No (Corded power) |
| Charging Time | - | 120 minutes | - | - | - | - |
| Travel Lock | - | No | - | - | - | No |
| Storage Bag Included | - | Yes | No | Yes | - | Yes |
| Colors Available | - | Red | Black | - | - | - |
| Vibration modes | - | - | 2 | None | Multispeed Controller and App-Enabled Patterns | - |
| Adjustable | - | - | - | Fully Adjustable Angles | - | Yes |
| Ingredients | - | - | - | - | Dildos Included are Silicone | - |
Reviewed by:
Flora Winters