Sex & Mischief Heart Slapper Paddle Review
Overall Rating
4.8/5
Bedbible Rating:
4.8/5
User Ratings:
4.7/5
Based on 27 user reviews
Rating: Sex & Mischief Heart Slapper Paddle was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
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Rating: Sex & Mischief Heart Slapper Paddle was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Sex & Mischief Heart Slapper Paddle was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
My Verdict
The Sex & Mischief Heart Slapper Paddle has quickly become one of my favorite tools for impact play because of the cute little marks it can leave on the body. The faux leather surface feels surprisingly smooth and luxurious for such an affordable spanking paddle. The loud thwack is really satisfying and helps intensify the overall experience. For my personal needs, it's the perfect size–not too big and not too small–and it's potentially super easy to travel with!
Recommended for
I would recommend any first-timer or beginner this toy, as it's very easy to learn and use.
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About The Sex & Mischief Heart Slapper Paddle
The Sex & Mischief Heart Slapper Paddle has a dual-layer design that offers a satisfying sound every time you wield it! It's made of faux leather and has three small heart-shaped cut-outs designed to leave a mark upon intense impact. It even comes with a wrist loop for added security.
Pros
- ✅Gorgeous design
- ✅Can leave a cute mark on the body
- ✅Good for bruising
- ✅Makes a loud sounds upon impact
Cons
- ❌Not as durable or long-lasting as real leather
- ❌The handle isn't the most comfortable to hold
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Personal Experience
The Main Appeal…
My favorite aspect of the Sex & Mischief Heart Slapper Paddle is its ability to leave a cute little mark on your sore spots. Even before I received the package, I was all giddy about trying out this feature! So, when I finally got my hands on it, I tried it out on my arm right away. I felt the sting but saw no little heart-shaped imprints reddening on my skin. Apparently, this was going to be a bit of a challenge…Determination is Key!
Now, instead of introducing the spanking paddle to my partner during a sexy and sultry moment in the bedroom, I instead ran up to him as he walked in the front door excitedly yelling: “Look! It can leave a mark if you hit hard enough! Go on! Give it all you’ve got!” while basically shoving my butt in his face. In hindsight, I could at least have let him put the groceries down first. But I digress. Once we actually did use it in a more appropriately kinky setting, we experimented with intensities, trying to figure out how to best get that adorable little imprint. It takes more impact than I expected but this was also a nice way for us to push our boundaries a little bit! It was a pleasure to play with, thanks to the loud thwack and the sharp sensations. It was clearly more durable than I expected given the price tag!Design
I love the overall design of the Sex & Mischief Heart Slapper Paddle. The heart-shaped cut-outs are so cute and the red layer makes them stand out beautifully! The faux leather is also nice and smooth and I like that the other side can be used if you don't want to leave a mark with the hearts. The flat shape of the handle, however, isn't super comfortable to hold, but that's a minor issue for me.
Ease of Use
I thought the Sex & Mischief Heart Slapper Paddle was pretty simple to use (I mean, it's a spanking paddle, so it's really not that complex). The wrist loop offered a secure grip as well. The thing that had a bit of a learning curve was getting the hearts to leave a mark on the skin. It definitely takes more force than you would expect but once you've got the hang of it, it's great fun!
Quality
I was impressed by the overall quality of the Sex & Mischief Heart Slapper Paddle. There were no obvious flaws in the seams or the faux leather and it felt really smooth and well-made. It's also fairly durable so I can imagine it being great for both mild impact and more intense lashings.
Price
The Sex & Mischief Heart Slapper Paddle offers a lot of value for money, if you ask me! For something in this price range, I was actually expecting a product of sub-par quality. However, this paddle was a pleasant surprise! It looks really sexy, leaves an adorable mark, and feels really satisfying.
Performance
I like that the Sex & Mischief Heart Slapper Paddle can easily be used at different intensity levels. Once you do turn up the intensity, though, the sensation is very sharp and stingy. I was very impressed by it! I really think the loud thwack added to this impression. Speaking of impressions, I loved having those little hearts show up (even though it took some practice)!
Packaging
There really isn't much to write home about in terms of packaging. The Sex & Mischief Heart Slapper Paddle simply came in a plastic sleeve and had a tag attached to the wrist loop. There was no storage bag either, but that's not usually something that impact toys come with anyway.
Materials and care
The Sex & Mischief Heart Slapper Paddle is made of faux leather which consists of a fabric base with a wax and PVC or polyurethane coating. While it's not fully submersible, it can easily be wiped down with a damp cloth in between uses.
Specifications and features
| Length | Handle: 5 inches, Paddle: 7 inches |
| Width | 2.25 inches |
| Materials | Faux leather |
Comparing Sex & Mischief Heart Slapper Paddle with alternatives
 Sex & Mischief Heart Slapper Paddle | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Overall score | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.9 / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 4.7 / 5.0 from 27 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 41 users | 5 / 5.0 from 2 users | 4.6 / 5.0 from 134 users |
| Price | Affordable | Cheap | Affordable | Affordable |
| Design | 95 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 60 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 95 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 80 / 100 |
| Quality | 95 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 98 / 100 | 60 / 100 |
| Sound | - | - | - | - |
| Power | - | - | - | - |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - |
| Length | Handle: 5 inches, Paddle: 7 inches | 21 inches | 12.5 inches | 13 inches |
| Width | 2.25 inches | 2 inches | 2 inches | - |
| Materials | Faux leather | Nickel free metal hardware, vinyl fabric, ABS plastic stick, rubber caps, red vinyl fabric | Leather, Metal | Leather, Nickel-Free Metal |
| Weight | - | - | 4.9 oz/0.3 lbs | Balanced and easy to travel with lbs |
| Waterproof | - | - | No | Yes |
| Storage Bag Included | - | - | No | - |
| Colors Available | - | - | Black | - |
| Flexibility | - | - | - | Paddle bends nicely |
Other products from Sex & Mischief
Sex & Mischief Shadow Heart Paddle was rated 3.8 out of 5 by Kiki Hall. This is lower than Sex & Mischief Heart Slapper Paddle.
Sex & Mischief Shadow Heart Paddle was rated lower on Design, rated lower on Quality, rated lower on Easy of Use compared to Sex & Mischief Heart Slapper Paddle
Users in general rated Sex & Mischief Heart Slapper Paddle as the better product.
Reviewed by:
Cassie Mørch