Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle – Test & Review

Katie Elizabeth
by Katie ElizabethLast updated: March 21, 2022
Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle

The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle is a soft black leather paddle featuring and 'slut' cut-out. Its duel-cut out allows for high noise impact. It would be a great beginner piece and a fun addition to showcase on a dungeon wall.

Design:

Rating: Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is designed well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle.

60/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

80/100
Quality:

Rating: Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is fairly good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

60/100
Price:

Rating: Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Low
Bedbible rating:

Rating: Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle was rated 3.5 out of 5, which means it is a top tier sex toy rated amongst the best.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle.

3.5/5.0
User rating:

Rating: Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle was rated 4.6 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

4.6/5.0
Sources
4.6 / 5  Lovehoney.com (66)
5 / 5  TooTimid (6)
5 / 5  SheVibe ()
3.7 / 5  HustlerHollywood (3)
4.3 / 5  Spectrumboutique (4)
Design:

Rating: Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is designed well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle.

 60/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

 80/100
Quality:

Rating: Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is fairly good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

 60/100
Price:

Rating: Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

 Low

Bedbible rating:

Rating: Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle was rated 3.5 out of 5, which means it is a top tier sex toy rated amongst the best.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle.

 3.5/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle was rated 4.6 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

 4.6/5.0

Sources
4.6 / 5  Lovehoney.com (66)
5 / 5  TooTimid (6)
5 / 5  SheVibe ()
3.7 / 5  HustlerHollywood (3)
4.3 / 5  Spectrumboutique (4)
Price:Low

Rating: Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Bedbible rating: 3.5

Rating: Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle was rated 3.5 out of 5, which means it is a top tier sex toy rated amongst the best.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle.

User rating: 4.6

Rating: Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle was rated 4.6 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

Sources
4.6/5Lovehoney.com (66)
5/5TooTimid (6)
5/5SheVibe ()
Lovehoney.com
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TooTimid
ProsDiscreet shipping & billingPros1-year warrantyProsFREE shipping on orders $59+
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SheVibe
ProsDiscreet shipping & billing​ProsTheir website ROCKS!ProsFREE shipping on orders $68+
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HustlerHollywood
ProsDiscreet shipping & billingPros15% off with email sign-up ProsFREE shipping on orders $79+
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Spectrumboutique
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My Personal Experiences

My Personal Experiences with Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle

This honey loves impact play. I love canes. I love stinging. The right impact is both sexy and helps focus my chronic pain. I was so excited to try the Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle. This tiny paddle is a great addition to warming up my skin before heavier impact. It allowed my partner’s hand to take a rest from spanking. The loud noise The Sportsheets Slut Slapper creates was a sensory addition I didn’t know I would like until using this paddle. There was some getting used to how the duel-cut design works. This paddle can create a less stinging and more ‘thuddy’ sensation that I do not enjoy. I did enjoy learning how my partner could use The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle best with my body. Part of the experience of building intimacy includes learning together in every aspect of the relationship.

Pros
Good for beginners
Extremely portable
Visually appealing
Fantastic aide to spanking
Risk of accidental harm is low
Cons
Not good for noise concerns
Was unable tot get the 'slut' imprint to work as advertised
Not suggested for people who enjoy more 'stinging' pain
Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle - Design

Design

Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle - Design

The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle is a leather lover's dream. The black and red is a visually exciting design, and the 'slut' cut-out sets the mood. The head of the paddle bends easily without signs of cracking. This is a fun little paddle to start your night with.

Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle - Ease of Use

Ease of Use

Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle - Ease of Use

The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle is balanced really nicely for ease of use. It requires a very small wrist flick to get the desired effect. It's comfortable to hold and weighted well. Unlike, canes or crops that can require some practice first before engaging with a partner, this paddle felt safe to use immediately. The duel-cut design did take some getting use to. It caused some double 'thwaking' sensations that just felt odd. This paddle is easy and safe enough to use that it would be a great beginner-friendly tool for any couple looking to explore impact play.

Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle - Quality

Quality

Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle - Quality

The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle is an aesthetically pleasing toy. The leather feels very soft to hold and it would hold up for many sessions. However, the red insert felt like cheap plastic which lost some of the appeal. It would be a shame if the red insert didn't hold up as well as the flash of red adds so much to the paddle.

Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle - Price

Price

Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle - Price

For a beginner-friendly item, this paddle is in the mid-range of pricing. The price fits the quality but maybe doesn't fit how often a couple is going to use it. In researching other paddles with the same range of quality and user needs, this price is a great match for what you will get out of it. I was quite surprised to find how many paddles were priced at double The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle.

Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle - Performance

Performance

Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle - Performance

The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle gives a very satisfying noise upon impact. It does not perform as advertised by imprinting the word 'slut', which was disappointing to discover; I'm a 'slut' for scene marks. After increasing levels, types of impact, and areas on my body, the final result only left a very faint mark that didn't last. The paddle leaves very quick stings, similar to a hand spanking. It's real is how loud it can get with very little effort. This performs so well as a sensory or light spanking too.

Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle - Packaging

Packaging

Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle - Packaging

The paddle arrived in discreet packaging. It was cushioned with paper and not wrapped in anything in the box. I enjoyed the rather 'eco-friendly, no-nonsense' packing of this. A paddle doesn't really require a lot of extra flare to go with it.

Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle - Materials and care

Materials and care

Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle - Materials and care

The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle is easy to care for. I felt comfortable wiping it down and putting it away. The cut-outs will make a deep clean tricky if that is required during aftercare, and the plastic may not hold up.

Special feature

The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle is unique in its duel-cut design. I have rarely come across other paddles cut in this way. It gives twice the noise, twice the thud, twice the fun. The ‘slut’ cut-out is also unique compared to other paddles. I love the branding aesthetic!

Tested and reviewed by

Katie Elizabeth

Age:
34
Sex toy experience:
Intermediate
Gender:
Non-binary
Sexual orientation:
bi-sexual
All-time favorite sex toy:
Recommended for the beginner

The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle was rated 10 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced

You should buy the Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle if you...

Are looking to explore impact play.
Enjoy loud sensory input.
Don't want an impact toy to cause a lot of pain.
Like stinging over thudding sensations.
Would like an assistive device for hand spanking.
Are new to spanking toys.

You should NOT buy the Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle if you...

Live somewhere with noise concerns.
Are sensitive to loud noise.
Looking for an impact toy to leave marks/bruises.
Are used to canes/crops and enjoy that sensation.

Specifications and features

Specifications and features Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle
Length13 inches
MaterialsLeather, Nickel-Free Metal  
FlexibilityPaddle bends nicely  
WeightBalanced and easy to travel with lbs
WaterproofYes 

Conclusion

The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle is a nice starter product for people new in impact, BDSM, or looking to add a little more flair to their bedroom. Even if it doesn't become a feature the price is reasonable. Bring it out for some thrill-seeking, chasing your partner around the house, spanking-good times.

All available shops

Lovehoney.com
ProsDiscreet shipping and billingPros15% off by email sign-upProsFree shipping on orders over $60
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TooTimid
ProsDiscreet shipping & billingPros1-year warrantyProsFREE shipping on orders $59+
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SheVibe
ProsDiscreet shipping & billing​ProsTheir website ROCKS!ProsFREE shipping on orders $68+
Check price
HustlerHollywood
ProsDiscreet shipping & billingPros15% off with email sign-up ProsFREE shipping on orders $79+
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Spectrumboutique
ProsDiscreet shipping & billingProsShipping rate: $8ProsFREE shipping on orders $99+
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Comparing Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle with alternatives

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Overall score4.0 / 5.04.5 / 5.05.0 / 5.05.0 / 5.04.2 / 5.04.3 / 5.0
Bedbible rating3.5 / 5.04.5 / 5.05.0 / 5.05.0 / 5.04.0 / 5.04.0 / 5.0
User rating4.6 / 5.0
from 79 users
4.4 / 5.0
from 87 users
5 / 5.0
from 13 users
5 / 5.0
from 4 users
4.4 / 5.0
from 15 users
4.7 / 5.0
from 48 users
PriceLowLowMediumMediumLowMedium
Design60 / 10095 / 100100 / 10090 / 10090 / 10090 / 100
Ease of use80 / 100100 / 100100 / 100100 / 10080 / 100100 / 100
Quality60 / 10095 / 100100 / 100100 / 10085 / 10080 / 100
Sound50 / 10050 / 10050 / 10050 / 10050 / 10050 / 100
Power50 / 10050 / 10050 / 10050 / 10050 / 10050 / 100
Length13274-207.5”
MaterialsLeather, Nickel-Free Metal SiliconeMetalCertified-safe silicone and non-porous polycarbonateLeatherPolished Metal
FlexibilityPaddle bends nicely Flexible----
WeightBalanced and easy to travel with-47---
WaterproofYes--Yes--
Diameter-1.5-Adjustable ring diameter from 1.8 to 2.4(Handle) 1.27-
Colors Available-Gray----
Height--86---
Width--79---
Storage Bag Included--Zippered, heavy canvas bag with handlesNoNoYes
Maximum Weight--350---
Insertable length---4.5 Inches--
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How to use Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle

Warm up the area intended for impact. This can be done by rubbing the area first, warming up your entire body, receiving smaller, lighter taps first. Make sure you and your partner have discussed areas that are and are not ok to be hit, safe words, and positioning.

FAQ

How portable is this?
The Sportsheets Leather Slut Slapper is 12in so it would be great to throw in a bag for a night-time adventure.
Are there any metals on it? I have allergy concerns.
Yes. But it is nickel-free metal!
How do I store it?
Keep The Sportsheets Leather Slut Slapper with your other toys or somewhere away from dust.
How do I clean it?
Like any leather product, gentle soap is recommended. Air dry after and store. Never heat your leather products to try and dry them faster.

Instructions - Manual

Have your partner practice on a pillow, their palm, another part of their body first. Start with a wrist flick to get a feel of how little effort is needed to create pain. This isn’t a baseball bat being swung, act accordingly.

How did the Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle get tested and reviewed?

Receiving the productReceiving the product

We sent the Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle to the tester’s address, free of charge. They tested the product and got to keep it afterward, with no strings attached.

Testing and writingTesting and writing

Our tester then put the product through its paces. After trying the product out at home, the tester then recorded their experience, evaluation, and overall rating of Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle to share with you in this review.

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After non-substantial editing, the review is uploaded to this page. Both good and bad reviews get uploaded, and no points that the tester writes in their review are left out.

The only editing we do is uploading and adding additional information such as the product specifications, comparisons to other products, and links to places where you can buy the Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle.

Author
Katie Elizabeth
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Age: 34
Gender: Non-binary
Sexual orientation: bi-sexual
Sex toy experience: Intermediate
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