Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle – Test & Review
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My Personal Experiences
This honey loves impact play. I love canes. I love stinging. The right impact is both sexy and helps focus my chronic pain. I was so excited to try the Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle. This tiny paddle is a great addition to warming up my skin before heavier impact. It allowed my partner’s hand to take a rest from spanking. The loud noise The Sportsheets Slut Slapper creates was a sensory addition I didn’t know I would like until using this paddle. There was some getting used to how the duel-cut design works. This paddle can create a less stinging and more ‘thuddy’ sensation that I do not enjoy. I did enjoy learning how my partner could use The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle best with my body. Part of the experience of building intimacy includes learning together in every aspect of the relationship.
Design
The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle is a leather lover's dream. The black and red is a visually exciting design, and the 'slut' cut-out sets the mood. The head of the paddle bends easily without signs of cracking. This is a fun little paddle to start your night with.
Ease of Use
The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle is balanced really nicely for ease of use. It requires a very small wrist flick to get the desired effect. It's comfortable to hold and weighted well. Unlike, canes or crops that can require some practice first before engaging with a partner, this paddle felt safe to use immediately. The duel-cut design did take some getting use to. It caused some double 'thwaking' sensations that just felt odd. This paddle is easy and safe enough to use that it would be a great beginner-friendly tool for any couple looking to explore impact play.
Quality
The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle is an aesthetically pleasing toy. The leather feels very soft to hold and it would hold up for many sessions. However, the red insert felt like cheap plastic which lost some of the appeal. It would be a shame if the red insert didn't hold up as well as the flash of red adds so much to the paddle.
Price
For a beginner-friendly item, this paddle is in the mid-range of pricing. The price fits the quality but maybe doesn't fit how often a couple is going to use it. In researching other paddles with the same range of quality and user needs, this price is a great match for what you will get out of it. I was quite surprised to find how many paddles were priced at double The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle.
Performance
The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle gives a very satisfying noise upon impact. It does not perform as advertised by imprinting the word 'slut', which was disappointing to discover; I'm a 'slut' for scene marks. After increasing levels, types of impact, and areas on my body, the final result only left a very faint mark that didn't last. The paddle leaves very quick stings, similar to a hand spanking. It's real is how loud it can get with very little effort. This performs so well as a sensory or light spanking too.
Packaging
The paddle arrived in discreet packaging. It was cushioned with paper and not wrapped in anything in the box. I enjoyed the rather 'eco-friendly, no-nonsense' packing of this. A paddle doesn't really require a lot of extra flare to go with it.
Materials and care
The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle is easy to care for. I felt comfortable wiping it down and putting it away. The cut-outs will make a deep clean tricky if that is required during aftercare, and the plastic may not hold up.
Special feature
The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle is unique in its duel-cut design. I have rarely come across other paddles cut in this way. It gives twice the noise, twice the thud, twice the fun. The ‘slut’ cut-out is also unique compared to other paddles. I love the branding aesthetic!
Specifications and features
| Length | 13 inches |
| Materials | Leather, Nickel-Free Metal |
| Flexibility | Paddle bends nicely |
| Weight | Balanced and easy to travel with lbs |
| Waterproof | Yes |
Conclusion
The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle is a nice starter product for people new in impact, BDSM, or looking to add a little more flair to their bedroom. Even if it doesn't become a feature the price is reasonable. Bring it out for some thrill-seeking, chasing your partner around the house, spanking-good times.
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| Overall score | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 3.5 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 4.6 / 5.0 from 79 users | 4.4 / 5.0 from 87 users | 5 / 5.0 from 13 users | 5 / 5.0 from 4 users | 4.4 / 5.0 from 15 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 48 users |
| Price | Low | Low | Medium | Medium | Low | Medium |
| Design | 60 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 80 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
| Quality | 60 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 80 / 100 |
| Sound | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 |
| Power | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 |
| Length | 13 | 2 | 74 | - | 20 | 7.5” |
| Materials | Leather, Nickel-Free Metal | Silicone | Metal | Certified-safe silicone and non-porous polycarbonate | Leather | Polished Metal |
| Flexibility | Paddle bends nicely | Flexible | - | - | - | - |
| Weight | Balanced and easy to travel with | - | 47 | - | - | - |
| Waterproof | Yes | - | - | Yes | - | - |
| Diameter | - | 1.5 | - | Adjustable ring diameter from 1.8 to 2.4 | (Handle) 1.27 | - |
| Colors Available | - | Gray | - | - | - | - |
| Height | - | - | 86 | - | - | - |
| Width | - | - | 79 | - | - | - |
| Storage Bag Included | - | - | Zippered, heavy canvas bag with handles | No | No | Yes |
| Maximum Weight | - | - | 350 | - | - | - |
| Insertable length | - | - | - | 4.5 Inches | - | - |
How to use Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle
Warm up the area intended for impact. This can be done by rubbing the area first, warming up your entire body, receiving smaller, lighter taps first. Make sure you and your partner have discussed areas that are and are not ok to be hit, safe words, and positioning.
FAQ
Instructions - Manual
Have your partner practice on a pillow, their palm, another part of their body first. Start with a wrist flick to get a feel of how little effort is needed to create pain. This isn’t a baseball bat being swung, act accordingly.
How did the Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle get tested and reviewed?
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