Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle – Test & Review

Katie Elizabeth
by Katie ElizabethLast updated: March 21, 2022
Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle

The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle is a soft black leather paddle featuring and 'slut' cut-out. Its duel-cut out allows for high noise impact. It would be a great beginner piece and a fun addition to showcase on a dungeon wall.

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80/100
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60/100
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 60/100
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 80/100
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 60/100
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 Low

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 0.0/5.0

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My Personal Experiences

My Personal Experiences with Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle

This honey loves impact play. I love canes. I love stinging. The right impact is both sexy and helps focus my chronic pain. I was so excited to try the Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle. This tiny paddle is a great addition to warming up my skin before heavier impact. It allowed my partner’s hand to take a rest from spanking. The loud noise The Sportsheets Slut Slapper creates was a sensory addition I didn’t know I would like until using this paddle. There was some getting used to how the duel-cut design works. This paddle can create a less stinging and more ‘thuddy’ sensation that I do not enjoy. I did enjoy learning how my partner could use The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle best with my body. Part of the experience of building intimacy includes learning together in every aspect of the relationship.

Katie Elizabeth

Tested and reviewed by

Katie Elizabeth

Age:
34
Sex toy experience:
Intermediate
Gender:
Non-binary
Sexual orientation:
bi-sexual
All-time favorite sex toy:
Recommended for

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced

You should buy the Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle if you...

Are looking to explore impact play.
Enjoy loud sensory input.
Don't want an impact toy to cause a lot of pain.
Like stinging over thudding sensations.
Would like an assistive device for hand spanking.
Are new to spanking toys.

You should NOT buy the Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle if you...

Live somewhere with noise concerns.
Are sensitive to loud noise.
Looking for an impact toy to leave marks/bruises.
Are used to canes/crops and enjoy that sensation.

Specifications and features

Specifications and features Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle
Length13 inches
MaterialsLeather, Nickel-Free Metal  
FlexibilityPaddle bends nicely  
WeightBalanced and easy to travel with lbs
WaterproofYes 
Pros
Good for beginners
Extremely portable
Visually appealing
Fantastic aide to spanking
Risk of accidental harm is low
Cons
Not good for noise concerns
Was unable tot get the 'slut' imprint to work as advertised
Not suggested for people who enjoy more 'stinging' pain

Conclusion

The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle is a nice starter product for people new in impact, BDSM, or looking to add a little more flair to their bedroom. Even if it doesn't become a feature the price is reasonable. Bring it out for some thrill-seeking, chasing your partner around the house, spanking-good times.

How to use Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle

Warm up the area intended for impact. This can be done by rubbing the area first, warming up your entire body, receiving smaller, lighter taps first. Make sure you and your partner have discussed areas that are and are not ok to be hit, safe words, and positioning.

FAQ

How portable is this?
The Sportsheets Leather Slut Slapper is 12in so it would be great to throw in a bag for a night-time adventure.
Are there any metals on it? I have allergy concerns.
Yes. But it is nickel-free metal!
How do I store it?
Keep The Sportsheets Leather Slut Slapper with your other toys or somewhere away from dust.
How do I clean it?
Like any leather product, gentle soap is recommended. Air dry after and store. Never heat your leather products to try and dry them faster.

Instructions - Manual

Have your partner practice on a pillow, their palm, another part of their body first. Start with a wrist flick to get a feel of how little effort is needed to create pain. This isn’t a baseball bat being swung, act accordingly.

How did the Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle get tested and reviewed?

Receiving the productReceiving the product

We sent the Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle to the tester’s address, free of charge. They tested the product and got to keep it afterward, with no strings attached.

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Our tester then put the product through its paces. After trying the product out at home, the tester then recorded their experience, evaluation, and overall rating of Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle to share with you in this review.

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After non-substantial editing, the review is uploaded to this page. Both good and bad reviews get uploaded, and no points that the tester writes in their review are left out.

The only editing we do is uploading and adding additional information such as the product specifications, comparisons to other products, and links to places where you can buy the Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle.