Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle – Test & Review
Overall Rating
4.0/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
3.5/5.0
User Ratings:
4.6/5.0
Based on 134 user reviews
Rating: Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is designed well.
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Rating: Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is fairly good quality.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Affordable
Rating: Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I recommend Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle for beginners, it's easy to learn and use. Advanced users will also find it valuable.
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My Verdict
The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle is a nice starter product for people new in impact, BDSM, or looking to add a little more flair to their bedroom. Even if it doesn't become a feature the price is reasonable. Bring it out for some thrill-seeking, chasing your partner around the house, spanking-good times.
Buy, if you...
- Are looking to explore impact play.
- Enjoy loud sensory input.
- Don't want an impact toy to cause a lot of pain.
- Like stinging over thudding sensations.
- Would like an assistive device for hand spanking.
- Are new to spanking toys.
Don't buy, if you...
- Live somewhere with noise concerns.
- Are sensitive to loud noise.
- Looking for an impact toy to leave marks/bruises.
- Are used to canes/crops and enjoy that sensation.
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About The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle
The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle is a soft black leather paddle featuring and 'slut' cut-out. Its duel-cut out allows for high noise impact. It would be a great beginner piece and a fun addition to showcase on a dungeon wall.
Pros
- ✅Good for beginners
- ✅Extremely portable
- ✅Visually appealing
- ✅Fantastic aide to spanking
- ✅Risk of accidental harm is low
Cons
- ❌Not good for noise concerns
- ❌Was unable tot get the 'slut' imprint to work as advertised
- ❌Not suggested for people who enjoy more 'stinging' pain
Table of contents (13)
My Experience With the Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle
This honey loves impact play. I love canes. I love stinging. The right impact is both sexy and helps focus my chronic pain. I was so excited to try the Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle. This tiny paddle is a great addition to warming up my skin before heavier impact. It allowed my partner’s hand to take a rest from spanking. The loud noise The Sportsheets Slut Slapper creates was a sensory addition I didn’t know I would like until using this paddle. There was some getting used to how the duel-cut design works. This paddle can create a less stinging and more ‘thuddy’ sensation that I do not enjoy. I did enjoy learning how my partner could use The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle best with my body. Part of the experience of building intimacy includes learning together in every aspect of the relationship.
A closer look at the Design
The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle is a leather lover's dream. The black and red is a visually exciting design, and the 'slut' cut-out sets the mood. The head of the paddle bends easily without signs of cracking. This is a fun little paddle to start your night with.
The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle: User Convenience Reviewed
The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle is balanced really nicely for ease of use. It requires a very small wrist flick to get the desired effect. It's comfortable to hold and weighted well. Unlike, canes or crops that can require some practice first before engaging with a partner, this paddle felt safe to use immediately. The duel-cut design did take some getting use to. It caused some double 'thwaking' sensations that just felt odd. This paddle is easy and safe enough to use that it would be a great beginner-friendly tool for any couple looking to explore impact play.
How Well-made is the Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle?
The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle is an aesthetically pleasing toy. The leather feels very soft to hold and it would hold up for many sessions. However, the red insert felt like cheap plastic which lost some of the appeal. It would be a shame if the red insert didn't hold up as well as the flash of red adds so much to the paddle.
Price and Value: Analyzing the Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle
For a beginner-friendly item, this paddle is in the mid-range of pricing. The price fits the quality but maybe doesn't fit how often a couple is going to use it. In researching other paddles with the same range of quality and user needs, this price is a great match for what you will get out of it. I was quite surprised to find how many paddles were priced at double The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle.
Weighing up the Performance of the Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle
The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle gives a very satisfying noise upon impact. It does not perform as advertised by imprinting the word 'slut', which was disappointing to discover; I'm a 'slut' for scene marks. After increasing levels, types of impact, and areas on my body, the final result only left a very faint mark that didn't last. The paddle leaves very quick stings, similar to a hand spanking. It's real is how loud it can get with very little effort. This performs so well as a sensory or light spanking too.
The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle: Presentation and Packaging
The paddle arrived in discreet packaging. It was cushioned with paper and not wrapped in anything in the box. I enjoyed the rather 'eco-friendly, no-nonsense' packing of this. A paddle doesn't really require a lot of extra flare to go with it.
Material and care guide
The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle is easy to care for. I felt comfortable wiping it down and putting it away. The cut-outs will make a deep clean tricky if that is required during aftercare, and the plastic may not hold up.
Special feature
The Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle is unique in its duel-cut design. I have rarely come across other paddles cut in this way. It gives twice the noise, twice the thud, twice the fun. The ‘slut’ cut-out is also unique compared to other paddles. I love the branding aesthetic!
Specifications and features
| Length | 13 inches |
| Materials | Leather, Nickel-Free Metal |
| Flexibility | Paddle bends nicely |
| Weight | Balanced and easy to travel with lbs |
| Waterproof | Yes |
Comparing Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle with alternatives
| Sportsheets Slut Slapper Paddle | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Overall score | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 3.5 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 4.6 / 5.0 from 134 users | 4 / 5.0 from 1 users | 4.4 / 5.0 from 15 users | 5 / 5.0 from 1 users |
| Price | Affordable | Cheap | Cheap | Affordable |
| Design | 60 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 80 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 97 / 100 |
| Quality | 60 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 95 / 100 |
| Sound | - | - | - | - |
| Power | - | - | - | - |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - |
| Length | 13 inches | Falls: 17 inches, Handle: 6 inches | 20 inches | 17 inches |
| Materials | Leather, Nickel-Free Metal | Polyurethane, nickel free metal, nylon | Leather | Vegan PU leather |
| Flexibility | Paddle bends nicely | - | - | - |
| Weight | Balanced and easy to travel with lbs | - | - | - |
| Waterproof | Yes | - | - | - |
| Diameter | - | - | (Handle) 1.27 inches | - |
| Storage Bag Included | - | - | No | - |
| Width | - | - | - | 3 inches |
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FAQ
Instructions - Manual
Have your partner practice on a pillow, their palm, another part of their body first. Start with a wrist flick to get a feel of how little effort is needed to create pain. This isn’t a baseball bat being swung, act accordingly.
Reviewed by:
Katie Elizabeth