The Guardian Chastity Cage Review

Theo Kogod
by Theo KogodUpdated:
3.6/5
Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

3.6/5

Bedbible Rating:

2.5/5

Reviewed by: 

Theo Kogod

User Ratings:

4.7/5

Based on 38 user reviews

70/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: The Guardian Chastity Cage was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

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40/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: The Guardian Chastity Cage was rated 40 out of 100, which means it is possible to figure out how it should be used.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

50/100
QualityQuality

Rating: The Guardian Chastity Cage was rated 50 out of 100, which means it is fairly good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

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My Verdict

This toy has a sleek look and is one of the nicer resin chastity cages I’ve worn. It’s got holes for breathability and might potentially be comfortable for some. It’s also potentially user-friendly. I say potentially, because I couldn’t fit inside the narrow tube, resulting in my penis being squished toward the base of the chamber rather than filling it.

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About The The Guardian Chastity Cage

This is a smooth black resin chastity device and is a fairly standard design with a base ring and a chamber for caging the shaft. It has plenty of holes along the chamber that grant easy access for cleaning and teasing, and it comes with four different sizes of base rings of choose from. In addition to the cylinder lock which fits into the top, it has disposable 5 ABS locks for getting through metal detectors.

Pros

  • Comfortable material
  • Beautifully packaged
  • Nice classic look
  • Easy for new users to assemble
  • Easy to clean

Cons

  • Too tight for average or large size
  • Limited size options
  • Gap at bottom of sheath catches skin

Personal Experience

My Personal Experiences with The Guardian Chastity Cage

First Impression, Second Cage

I was sent two Cellmate chastity devices to review: the Guardian I’m reviewing here and the Flexispike Chastity Cage. I actually tested the Flexispike first. The Guardian stands out because it has a sleeker classic look. Otherwise, there was a lot of overlap between the two (though it’s worth reading about the differences). Each was beautiful, made of comfortable black resin, and easy to put together. And both cages were just too tight for me. For some reason, I did find that I could squeeze into Flexispike more easily despite both cages having the same interior measurements. I’m bigger than average, but I’ve rarely experienced such difficulty squeezing into a cage as with the Guardian, no matter how uncomfortable it might be.

Daily Wear

I wore the Guardian a few times in the evening at home, during a play session with a partner, and on a couple of walks. It stayed on without much chafing, despite being smooshed so badly I couldn’t fill out the cage (something I found worse with the Guardian and the Flexispike). When I stripped down after a long walk, my boxers’ waistband brushed the sheath and it popped off, freeing my shaft even as the base ring stayed locked in place. Had I fit better, it would probably have been both comfortable and secure. As much as people love debating how much size counts in the bedroom, I can say with this toy, it really counts.

Design

The Guardian Chastity Cage Design

Made of black resin, this comfy classic-looking cage has plenty of gaps along the length for easy cleaning and teasing. It comes with four different-sized base rings, ranging from 1.69 – 2.0 inches wide. Buyers can also choose one of two different-sized sheaths, 3.35 and 3.74 inches long respectively, though each is only 1.53 inches wide. The top of the sheath slots into the base ring and a cylinder lock slides into the place where they meet to hold everything together when locked. Unfortunately, there’s a gap at the bottom of the sheath which I found just a little too wide, especially give how narrow the cage was, making it too tight in one place and too lose in another.

Ease of Use

The Guardian Chastity Cage Ease of Use

This is incredibly beginner friendly—or at least it can be. One should use lube or lotion when putting it on, as with all chastity devices, and the cock sheath is designed to easily slide into two slots in the base ring. Based on how well everything fit together once it was secured, putting it on should theoretically be a breeze. That wasn’t my experience. My usual caveat about size applies here, and it should be noted I'm a bit bigger than average. I personally had to wrestle the sheath and base ring together long enough to slide the lock into place. Despite this heavy-handed approach, the design is otherwise more newbie-friendly than many similar devices.

Quality

The Guardian Chastity Cage Quality

This is not the sort of chastity device that you will see long-time chastity lifestylers raving about on blogs. It’s also not the sort cheaply made junk that so many Ebay vendors want to pawn off on naïve buyers. I like the feel of the resin and the overall look, but the limited sizes are a major drawback. It’s solidly mid-tier.

Price

The Guardian Chastity Cage Price

If this fits, it’s a great price, as this comes with four base rings and two types of locks. If it doesn’t fit, the cost is too much to justify a toy that won’t work.

Performance

The Guardian Chastity Cage Performance

All of the parts fit together and locked into place. There was some minor risk of skin pinching when putting it on, but that’s common for many devices. Unfortunately, due to the narrow 1.53-inch interior of the cage, this didn’t work for me. However, for someone who fits into this, I can see it being comfortably and securely worn for a week at a time and having many enjoyable sessions wearing it.

Packaging

The Guardian Chastity Cage Packaging

This is one of two Cellmate chastity devices I was sent to review and both of them came in beautiful packaging. The box has a glossy sheen with art showing the device. Inside, everything was neatly packed in foam with the cage in the center and the four base rings displayed in slots around it.

Materials and care

The Guardian Chastity Cage Materials and care

The Guardian is made from black resin, which is comfortable, looks great, and can be easily cleaned with antibacterial soap and water. It’s also waterproof, so great in the shower. It comes with a metal cylinder lock and several smaller disposable plastic ABS locks for temporary use when traveling.

Specifications and features

LengthSize 2: 3.35 inches, Size 3: 3.74 inches
DiameterTube: 1.53 inches, Rings: 1.69, 1.81, 1.93 and 2 inches
MaterialsResin 
WaterproofYes 
FasteningExternal Locks Included 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Colors AvailableBlack 

Comparing The Guardian Chastity Cage with alternatives

Compare The Guardian Chastity CageThe Guardian Chastity Cage
Overall score3.6 / 5.0 NaN / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 4.9 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 2.8 / 5.0
Bedbible rating2.5 / 5.0 3.7 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 1.7 / 5.0
User rating4.7 / 5.0
from 38 users
NaN / 5.0
from 0 users
4.3 / 5.0
from 17 users
4.8 / 5.0
from 27 users
4.6 / 5.0
from 16 users
3.9 / 5.0
from 135 users
PriceModerate Cheap Moderate Cheap Moderate Moderate
Design70 / 100 60 / 100 90 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100 30 / 100
Ease of use40 / 100 38 / 100 100 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100 20 / 100
Quality50 / 100 70 / 100 100 / 100 95 / 100 90 / 100 50 / 100
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LengthSize 2: 3.35 inches, Size 3: 3.74 inchesSize 2: 3.35 inches, Size 3: 3.74 inches-1.88 - 2.36 inches20 mm / 0.79 inches3.5 inches
DiameterTube: 1.53 inches, Rings: 1.69, 1.81, 1.93 and 2 inchesTube: 1.53, Rings: 1.69, 1.81, 1.93 and 2 inchesAdjustable ring diameter from 1.8 to 2.4 inchesCage: 1.34 inches, Rings: 1.41, 1.57, 1.77 and 1.96 inchesRing Sizes: • 36 mm / 1.42’’ • 40 mm / 1.57’’ • 45 mm / 1.77’’ •50 mm / 1.97’’ • 55 mm / 2.16 inchesRing: 1.9 inches, Cage: 1.5 inches
MaterialsResin Resin, Silicone Certified-safe silicone and non-porous polycarbonate Plastic Resin Steel Stainless steel
WaterproofYes Yes Yes Yes -Yes
FasteningExternal Locks Included External Locks Included -Integrated Padlock -Padlock + 2 keys
Storage Bag IncludedNo No No No -No
Colors AvailableBlack Black/Pink -Black, Pink, Clear Steel, Rainbow or Gold -
Insertable length--4.5 Inches inches---
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Author
Theo Kogod
Theo Kogod

I am writer, editor, and activist. I’m also a polyamorous kinkster and a strong believer in the importance of sex positivity as essential to empowering people to live healthy happy lives.  The oldest surviving story ever written, The Epic of Gilgamesh, depicts sex as a sacred art that distinguishes human civilization from the savage wilderness. Of course, our sexualities are also a core part of our nature as a species and individuals. By providing honest feedback about sex toys, I hope to help people safely and responsibly find joy and live their best lives.

Age: 30s
Gender: Genderfluid
Sexual orientation: Pansexual
Sex toy experience: Intermediate
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