The 5 Best Vibrating Sex Machines for Buzz and Bang
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What is a vibrating sex machine?
A vibrating sex machine is a sexual pleasure device, which can provide intense vibrating sensations inside the user's vagina or anus. Generally made with the female orgasm in mind, they can come in multiple designs and can come with a range of features such as rotation, thrusting, and warming.
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The 5 Best vibrating sex machines in Test
Luxurious and made from durable materials, the Cowgirl, remote and app-controlled, vibrating sex machine boasts instantaneous explosive vaginal orgasms! The ride-on sex machine provides two means of stimulation, intense vibrations, and internal rotations, that are amplified through the silicone attachments. The shaft attachment can be flexible or firm, while the bumpy attachment can be used for grinding and clitoral stimulation. With a few pumps of lube and a turn of a nod, you’re on your way to unique orgasms no human can deliver!
Luxurious and powerful, the Cowgirl vibrating sex machine, not only provides pleasurable external and internal vibrations but also provides a 360 swivel rotation feature. Riding or grinding, you can use the corded remote to swap between patterns or use the app for control. One major benefit is that you can let your partner control your Cowgirl from anywhere with Wifi, allowing for intense cyber sex sessions. On the downside, sex saddles are only meant to be used for riding, so if you prefer horizontal positions, consider a floor-mounted sex machine. For such an expensive vibrating sex machine, it delivers amazing orgasms while remaining durable. Great for anyone who wants to explore G-spot or prostate stimulation, regardless of the experience.
Lovehoney Love Motion Sex Machine
The Love Motion is a thrusting and vibrating sex machine, which brings two dildo attachments to your bedroom arsenal. One realistic and one G-spot stimulating dildo can be interchanged, for versatile stimulation. Travel-friendly and compact, the Love Motion takes up less space than ordinary vibrating sex machines, and warms up to body temperature, to amplify the sensations with the realistic dildo. 10 vibrating and 10 thrusting modes can be explored, alone or with a partner, regardless of your gender.
An all-in-one way to experience vibrating sex machines but on a smaller scale, the Love Motion comes packing two sensational dildos and a powerful suction cup that will stay in place during penetration. Due to the travel lock and compact size, compared to other vibrator sex machine designs, it travels well and can be used for up to 60 minutes with each charge. On the downside, while the dildos are enough to cover a lot of sensation bases, they are still the only two compatible dildos, which for eager sex toy users can be a turn-off. At a convenient price point compared to other vibrating sex machines, it’s an all-around set that will help you explore vaginal or anal sensations, alone or with a partner.
Fetish Fantasy Inflatable Hot Seat
The inflatable love seat by Fetish Fantasy will become your favorite beginner-friendly vibrating sex machine, Made with a realistic black dildo in the middle, and two handles on the side, the inflatable sex machine vibrator can carry up to 300 lbs. The veiny shaft has a powerful built-in bullet vibrator, which has a wired controller for shuffling through multiple speeds. Perfect for beginners, since the thrusts are in the user’s control, while the multi-speed vibrations provide a much-needed boost of sensations.
Perfect for beginners who want to experience the sensations of a vibrating sex machine, without the spacial commitment. Both saving space and being super comfortable, the Fetish Fantasy hot seat’s main attraction is the 6-inch realistic dildo with veiny textures. At a decent girth and with an integrated multispeed bullet vibrator, you can combine riding and grinding the dildo, with powerful internal buzzy vibrations. If you are worried about getting carried away during riding, the hot seat set includes a seam sealant that will help you extend the use of your toy. One major downside though, the shaft is soft plastic – a porous material, which collects bacteria if not washed properly with toy cleaner before and after each use. At a convenient price point, the hot seat vibrator sex machine works best for vaginal and anal stimulation, regardless of your gender or relationship status.
Motorbunny Starter Kit
The Motorbunny sex saddle vibrating sex machine is made to be smaller than regular Sybian-like machines, but to pack as much power as the original. The OG set comes with three interchangeable TPE attachments with a distinct shape, that channel the intense power of the vibrating sex machine, as well as the swivel rotation through the novelty shaft textures. The vibrator sex machine set also includes a realistic penis sleeve for when you want to experience intense thrusting cowgirl magic. It’s great for solo use, or you can offer control to your partner at close range with a wired remote, or long distance with a smartphone app. For couples who are using the Motorbunny together, there’s even eyelets for bondage constraints.
Vibrating sex machines such as the Motorbunny, are a guaranteed high-speed train to orgasms town! And when we say high speed, we mean it – you will be reaching climax within minutes. The vibrator sex machine comes with 3 swappable attachments and a penis sleeve with goes around the bigger rotating shaft, all of them made from porous TPE, but thankfully the brand offers silicone attachments, too! Thanks to the smartphone app you can control your vibrating sex machine from the palm of your hand, or have your partner connect from anywhere with Wi-fi, for some cyber orgasm-torture sessions. On the downside, it’s quite an expensive machine and it has a limited range of positions you can use it for, but the orgasms are well worth the investment. Perfect for females who want intense vaginal orgasms, advanced anal and prostate stimulation lovers, as well as couples who want a spot of intense DP.
Hismith Table Top 2.0 Pro
Hismith Table Top 2.0 is the upgraded version of the tabletop vibrating sex machine. Lightweight and less bulky, it provides thrusting and vibrations, with the vibrating dildo attachment. On top of this, the 2.0 sex machine vibrator comes in multiple bundles, all packed with different attachments. Whether you have a suction cup dildo or just want an anal vibrator, the bundles accommodate multiple user needs, regardless of their gender and stimulation needs. At a convenient price compared to other vibrating sex machines, the sex machine’s included attachments feel best when paired with water-based lubricant.
Quite smaller compared to regular Hismith vibrating sex machines, the Table Top 2.0 is lightweight and packs quite a powerful thrust. Highly adjustable, the sex machine vibrator can be purchased with several different attachment bundles, all of them as unique as the attachments inside. There are his and hers oriented toys such as G/P-spot massaging dildos, to dedicated vaginal and anal thrusters. For users who just want to repurpose their old suction cup dildos, there’s even a flat-based Kliklock attachment that makes a tight vacuum seal that holds the dildo in place. On the downside of things, it’s quite loud and still expensive, but compared to other machines setup is a breeze and it’s convenient for all genders. Pair with your favorite WB lube and use several methods of control to find what works best for you.
Short on Space?
In order for vibrating sex machines to handle riding and produce powerful vibrations, they need a powerful motor and a chunky body. This means that they take up more space, make more noise and, most of them, cannot be used from the comfort of your bed. If you live with flatmates, have thin walls, or just can’t spare the space for a whole vibrator sex machine, consider going smaller and handheld. Here are a few of our favorite small, yet powerful vibrating sex toys!
Vibrating Sex Machines for Penises
Men aren’t limited to prostate-stimulating vibrating sex machine designs only. In fact, there is a wide range of vibrating sex machines that provide vibrations on top of the suction and contractions. For more realistic sensations, penis owners can consider vibrating sex machines that have a warming feature, in order to achieve a bespoke climax.
How to Choose the Right Vibrating Sex Machine for You
The first step to choosing the right vibrating sex machine for your needs is to consider what sensations feel best for your body. Do you enjoy riding and grinding, or prefer being penetrated while lying on your back? If you own a penis, would you like automated or manual vibrating strokes? Are you going to use the vibrating sex machine alone, or with a partner? Do you have the space for a bulky vibrating machine, or should you opt for a smaller alternative? Have a conversation with yourself or with the parties included, in order to determine the best vibrator sex machine, but if you aren’t sure where to start, we’ve got you covered. Read on for more steps on choosing the right machine for you.
Determine your goal
You goal can come in the form of better orgasms, faster climaxes, improved intimacy or new experiences. For G-spot vibrations or prostate stimulation, consider thrusting and vibrating sex machines with curved attachments, or a sex saddle for external and internal vaginal vibrations. Alternatively, penis-owners can opt for vibrating sex machine strokers to elevate the way they masturbate.
Check attachment materials
While having a clear goal in mind is great, keeping your body safe is even better. Vagina-owners should always consider non-porous materials for the vibrating sex machine attachments, since they do not collect bacteria and will be by your side longer, with proper cleaning and care. Same goes for penis-owning vibrating sex machine users.
Choose the features
While vibrating sex machines always come with top-notch motors that can bring you to climax within seconds, the true pleasure lies when vibrations get combined with other features. Automated thrusts and strokes, internal vibrations or a warming feature, there is no need to reflect solely on vibrations for climactic pleasure.
How to use vibrating sex machines?
Vibrating sex machines are quite straightforward to use after setup, which is the key to having a perfect experience. Carefully follow the instruction manual for setting up your vibrator sex machine and proceed with the following steps, for a safe first experience.
Check the controls
Before you use the vibrating sex machine on your genitals, plugin and try out the controls. Look for a smooth transition, from low to high speeds, on wired controllers and check if you can find extra customization settings on the smartphone app if there’s one available.
After you’ve set up the vibrating sex machine, determine which position you will be using the attachments in. If your vibrating sex machine is floor mounted, check if the attachment points or suction cup neck need adjusting, for when you are planning to be in multiple positions such as missionary or doggy. For saddles that can only be ridden, you can pick between the bed or the floor.
Adjust height and angle of entry
For floor-mounted vibrating sex machines, it’s important for the attachments to be as level as possible with the entry point, to ensure the user’s comfort – so adjust the height closely. If you are riding a Sybian-like vibrating sex machine, you can lean forward/back on a chair, or a backboard, to find your perfect G/P-spot stimulation angle.
Do a test run
After the initial setup is covered, you can take your vibrating sex machine on a trial session. For saddle machines, you can try the vibrations over your sweatpants, with a grinding attachment, to get a feel for the vibration intensities. Alternatively, for the floor-mounted or suction cup machines, we recommend extended foreplay using the attachment of choice, before you proceed with the lower speeds.
Use lots of lube
The key to pleasurable vibrating sex machine experiences, as well as any sex toy endeavor, is a water-based lubricant. It makes dildo attachments and bulbous shafts slide in with ease, while providing the user with comfort and heightened pleasure.
How to clean vibrating sex machines?
As vibrating sex machines are mostly made from electronic components, it's not advisable to use near water or clean anyway other than surface disinfection. This can be done either with an antibacterial wipe or with a damp cloth that has been soaked in water and toy cleaner solution and properly wrung out. As for the attachments, we recommend cleaning them as per their material type, whether it be porous or not. Consult with the infographic we've provided, on proper cleaning practices per material,
Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.
Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of toys, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these toys with mild soapy water and dry gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your toys are completely dry before storing.
Silicone, glass, stainless steel and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your toy contains electrical parts.
Silicone and stainless steel toys without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilisation.
If your toys contain electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them and always check the instructions provided with the toy. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.