Where to Buy Sex Machines for F**ing Good Time!

By Isabelle Uren / July 15, 2022

The time has come to treat yourself to the ultimate sex toy — a relentless, orgasm summoning machine designed for pure pleasure! If you are wandering where to buy sex machines, you are in the right place! A sex machine is a big investment (with big returns), so you want to make sure you are getting the best bang for your buck. Whether you are looking for a thrusting fuck machine that just don’t quit or saddle style machine for a late night rodeo, I’ll share the best places to buy a sex machine.

Where to Buy a Thrusting Sex Machine

A good thrusting sex machine can give the stamina and consistency that you just can’t get with another human. You can adjust it to just the right depth and speed to hit that sweet spot again, and again, and again, until you can’t take any more! Not only that, they are an exciting addition to a BDSM scene or power play with a partner. Hand over the remote and let them control your pleasure while they watch you in pure ecstasy! But not all thrusting sex machines are made equally and they come at vastly different price points, from more affordable options right up the most luxurious ones! Here are my top picks and why I love them!

Best Overall — Hismith Premium App Controlled Sex Machine

The Premium Sex Machine from Hismith comes with everything you need to start playing! As well as the wired remote, you can hook the machine up to the app for long distance fun or for power play with a partner. And, while it may be a premium product, it comes with a very reasonable price tag!

Features:

  • Choose between wired controls, remote, and app control
  • Long distance capabilities
  • Up to 240RPM
  • 1.2 to 6 inch stroke length
  • 8 inch silicone dildo included
  • Adjustable angle and height
  • Under 50 decibels at full power

Best for Couples — Lovense Sex Machine

Lovense has made the leap from incredibly powerful app controlled vibrators into the world of sex machines! With not one but two powerful thrusting arms, this machine is perfect for sharing with a partner!

Features:

  • Satisfy two people at once with duel-ended design
  • up to 300 strokes per minute.
  • Adjustable stroke length up to 4.5 inches
  • Adjustable height and angle
  • App-controlled and long distance capabilities
  • Comes with 2 silicone dildos and 2 Vac-U-Lock adapters
  • Compatible with other Vac-U-Lock dildos

A Lighter Model — Mod Love Deluxe Thruster Kit

If you want a thruster but are looking for something a little lighter and easier to move around, the Mod Love Deluxe Thruster Kit could be your dream machine! This is a great starter thrusting sex machine!

Features:

  • 2 inch stroke range
  • Up to 200 strokes per minute
  • 7.5 inch silicone dildo included
  • Adjustable angle
  • Suction cups on legs for stability
  • Lightweight — only 6lbs

Where to Buy a Saddle Style Sex Machine

If you crave rumbly vibrations that will shake you to the core, then a sex saddle is what you are looking for! Once you straddle the saddle, you will no doubt be blown away by the sheer power these things can deliver. Some also come with thrusting or rotating attachments, so you can have the best of both worlds!

Best Overall — Motor Bunny Connected Set

The Motorbunny has a classic barrel design and comes with four attachments to get you started on your first rodeo! With vibrations and rotations, this super stimulating saddle will give you endless nights of fun! And, if you prefer thrusting, Motorbunny has created the Buck, which thrusts, strokes your g-/p-spot, and vibrates!

Features:

  • Motorbunny Link controller for preprogrammed vibration routines, long distance control, and integrated gaming
  • Includes 4 TPE attachments
  • Rotating setting — 0 to 160 RPM
  • Vibrations — 7,000 RPM
  • Bluetooth and online capabilities
  • Silicone attachments available to purchase

Cheapest Option — The Tremor

The Tremor is slightly cheaper than other saddle sex machines and has a unique A-frame shape that some people may find more comfortable to ride.

Features:

  • Two silicone attachments
  • Removable silicone comfort pad
  • A-frame design
  • Rotations — 0-160 RPM
  • Vibrations — 7,000 RPM
  • Corded controls
Sybian alternative; The Cowgirl

Luxury Pick — The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine

The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine is perfect for anyone looking for a luxury ride. The sleek, black vegan leather, silicone attachments, and incredible attention to details set this sex machine apart.

Features:

  • Vibrations — 1200 rpm
  • 6 vibrating patterns 
  • 360 swivel rotation
  • 2 Silicone Attachments
  • Vegan leather
  • Slip resistant silicone base
  • Corded remote
  • Control with your smart phone up to 30 feet away
  • Compatible with the Feel Connect 3.0 app for long distance control

Where to Buy a Manual Sex Machine?

Sex machines don’t only have to be about extreme power! Manual sex machines — or dildo rockers (amazing band name) offer a way to enjoy realistic hands free thrusting that responds to the movements of your body. Not only are they less intense than powered sex machines, manual sex machines are more discreet when it comes to the noise factor.

Cloud 9 F-Slider Ride-On Sex Chair

Giddy up and get it on! The F-slider matches your movements with thrilling thrusts of the 7-inch dildo.

Features:

  • 7 inch insertable dildo 
  • Vac-U-Lock adaptor and a universal dildo adaptor included so you can attach your own dildos
  • Comes with a discreet storage cover
  • Comfortable padded seat

You Guide to Buying a Sex Machine

Knowing exactly what you want will help you find the perfect sex machine for you. However, with so many options out there, it can be hard to know where to start. If you are ready to take the next step in your sex toy journey but not sure which direction to go in, here are some things to consider before making a purchase.

Which type of stimulation do you prefer?

  • If you prefer vibrations and rotations, a saddle style sex machine is your best option. Most saddle sex machines come with a range of attachments to purchase, including external stimulation pads, vaginal and anal attachments and some that combine all three!
  • If you love powerful thrusting, anal of vaginal, or you want to use your sex machine with a masturbator sleeve, then go for a thrusting sex machine. Not all thrusting machines have penis sleeve attachments, but Hismith makes a whole penis pleasing sex machine bundle that comes with two compatible masturbator sleeves and a dildo!
  • If you are looking for something a little gentler and quieter, a dildo rocker or manual machine is going to be best!

Think About the Size and Weight

  • Sex machines tend to be big and heavy to house the powerful machinery needed to make you weak at the knees! Before buying any sex machine, check that you have the space to use and store it and that you will be able to move it around by yourself. If you are tight on space, you can still enjoy the wild ride of a sex machine, but you will want to opt for a smaller one.
  • If you have limited strength, opt for a lighter option like the Mod Love Deluxe Thrusting Sex Machine or a small sex machine.

Consider the Type of Sex Machine Attachments You Want

  • Variety is the spice of life and when you are splashing out on a big purchase like a sex machine, you want to make sure you can use with the attachments you want!
  • Some saddle sex machine attachments are compatible with multiple sex machines. The Tremor attachments, for example, are compatible with the Sybian and Motorbunny. The Cowgirl attachments, on the other hand, are only compatible with the Cowgirl machine.
  • With thrusting sex machines, you will want to check how the attachments attach to the machine. If the machine has a Vac-U-Lock adapter, you will be able to use it with any Vac-U-Lock compatible dildo you like giving you much more versatility.

Choose the Materials Wisely

  • Look for sex machines that come with silicone attachments, as silicone is the safest material due it being non-toxic and non-porous. If the sex machine you want doesn’t come with silicone attachments, check if you are able to purchase them separately, as you can with the Motorbunny.
  • Also check that the sex machine frame is made from durable materials so you can get years of fun out of your trusty ride! Solid metal frames are usually the strongest.

Check the Power Level

  • For thrusting sex machines, you will want to check how many thrusts it can do per minute and the depth of the thrust. The higher these numbers are, the more intense the experience!
  • The numbers to know for saddle machines are the rpm (rotations per minute), which is used to measure both the vibrating and rotating features. Again the higher the number, the more power you are getting.