Big Size Tongue Licking Triple Stimulation Vibrator — Test and Review

My Experience With Big Size Tongue Licking Triple Stimulation Vibrator

I’ll be completely honest with you here; this is a sex toy I would never have chosen on my own. That being said, I’m glad I had the chance to test the Big Size Tongue Licking Triple Stimulation Vibrator for that exact reason. I mean, who else is going to dip their toe in the water and try out a contraption like this just so YOU can figure out if it’s worth your time and money? Without further ado, here is my terrifying and educational review.

I Was Intimidated

When I received the pussy pump and tongue toy, I have to admit that I was intimidated. After all, I had only had a single pussy pump experience, years ago, with an Adam and Eve freebie. And that didn’t go well. It was hard plastic with a hand pump and wouldn’t seal around my lady-mound, no matter how hard I tried. Boy, have times and toys changed! However, the more I played around with this toy, the more I realized how amazing of a creation it actually was! I mean, a g-spot vibrator, pussy pump, and licker combined? Yes please! But my positivity and excitement quickly faded when I settled in to play with this multi-function sex toy.

Make It Stop!

I stretched out, for what I thought would be a pleasurable experience. I added a little lube around the suction shield, placed it around my vulva and started the little tongue. That part was delightful! So, I thought it would feel better with some pressure and thus, pressed the suction button. From there, it was all a blur. The toy suctioned down on me and just kept going! Immediately, the tongue stopped flicking and just hummed, as it was pressed flat against my vulva. I panicked! So, I pressed the other button, thinking it would release the unrelenting, constant suction. Nope, the suction held tight, but pulsated. Holy crap! My hands were shaking at this point and hit the other button again. The thing sucked even harder, to the point that my girly parts were smashed into the sides of the shield like X-rated play-doh, distorted and turning a bright pink. And when I say girly parts, I mean my entire public mound, all 4 labia and my clitoris… all swollen, distorted and smashed against the cup. I couldn’t make it stop! This was not a 911 call I wanted to make. Finally, I worked my finger under the edge of the shield and broke the suction, returning my vulva to its normal size and color. All the while, the little tongue is back to flicking away happily, mocking me. I mean, this contraption can suck white off of rice.

If At First You Don’t Succeed

After my heart slowed down and my blood pressure lowered, I decided to give it another go. This time, I made sure I knew what each button did, steering clear of the + button that is constant suction and sheer torture. Yes, the tongue does stop flicking when the suction gets too strong. However, without the suction deployed, it’s like a slippery little finger toying with your hot button, especially with the application of some water-based lube. I switched the suction shields to the breast shaped one and the flicking tongue felt awesome on my nipples. And although I am accustomed to breast pumps, I didn’t want to try the suction and see my breasts pulled and misshapen, as was my vulva. Age has done enough to my body, thank you.

From External to Internal

The best part about this toy is discovering everything you can do with it! For example, that you can use the handle as a g-spot vibrator! It’s nice and firm, heavier, and really applies the right amount of pressure for amazing, deep O’s. And although the 10 speeds and patterns were quite buzzy, I don’t mind that internally at all! Plus, the vibration is powerful enough to lay against your clitoris and labia for sensational, intense, external pleasure! You can use the handle to tease your partner too!

It Can Do What?

Okay, let’s recap everything the Big Size Tongue Licking Triple Stimulation Vibrator can do:

• Features a powerful pussy pump to increase blood flow and make your entire vulva more sensitive.
• Comes with a round, breast shield so you can enjoy breast suction too.
• The tongue can be used with or without suction, which expands the play immensely.
• The handle is also a powerful vibrator which can be used for everything from intense massage, to vaginal penetration and anal play.
• 4 separate motors allows you to mix and match erotic activities alone, or with a partner.

Does Brand Matter?

There are several other brands of multi function tongue, pump, vibrating handle toys available. The difference I see is a subtle change in handle shape, most others are magnetic USB charging and the shields have a rim around the shields. Now, I’m not sure if the rim makes any difference in how well it suctions to the body, as the one I tried years ago featured the same rim. However, in reading reviews of those brands, I see both great and not-so-good reviews. So, if I happen to be blessed with another brand, I’ll be happy to try and compare!

Clean Up Is a Breeze

Back to the task at hand…. Cleaning up the Big Size Tongue Licking Triple Stimulation Vibrator is a breeze with soap and water. However, be sure and wash around the head of the device, where the suction shields attach, as lube and gunk can build up in the crease. Best yet, I was able to submerge the entire toy in the sink because the charger has a DC plug instead of a magnetic charger. And you all know how I abhor magnetic chargers!

Must Be Adventurous!

In the end, I would highly recommend the Big Size Tongue Licking Triple Stimulation Vibrator for anyone who is sex toy savvy and adventurous. I especially recommend it to those who enjoy pussy pumps, because this one delivers suction that will blow your mind! On top of that, you can use it for clit flicking, nipple play, g-spot stimulation, deep thrusting and so much more. But if you’ve never tried a pussy pump before, I wouldn’t make this particular product your first. Or else, you may find yourself naked, panicked and struggling to get your deformed genitals out of the suction shield. However, if you are the type to try anything, go ahead and give this 3-in1-toy a place in your bedside toy box. It’s definitely an investment worth making.