CalExotics Get Hard Head Pump Set Review
Overall Rating
3.3/5
Bedbible Rating:
3.5/5
User Ratings:
3.0/5
Based on 2 user reviews
Rating: CalExotics Get Hard Head Pump Set was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is designed well.
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Rating: CalExotics Get Hard Head Pump Set was rated 75 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.
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Rating: CalExotics Get Hard Head Pump Set was rated 75 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
My Verdict
The CalExotics Head pump set is a penis pump that offers both suction and vibration modes that are user controlled to offer a personalized experience. In reality, it doesn't really live up to the hype. The pros: Build quality is pretty good overall with the device feeling solid in the hand with no flexing or unwanted movement. Sound is very minimal and shouldn't bother anyone in nearby rooms. The suction feature is pretty powerful and does provide a nice sensation. The cons: No batteries provided and it is not rechargeable which is inconvenient at best. Very difficult to clean with some hard to get to areas and sticky materials. The vibration motor is just too weak when compared to other options. Overall, it feels a bit clumsy and difficult to use.
Recommended for
I would recommend any first-timer or beginner this toy, as it's very easy to learn and use.
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About The CalExotics Get Hard Head Pump Set
The CalExotics Head Pump Set is a penis head pump that offers both suction and vibration modes that can be run separately or simultaneously. It offers a 5 vibration modes and 3 suction modes and two different silicone sleeves for a better seal. It is meant for mainly penis head stimulation so it is a bit too short for getting the whole thing in there. The device is made out of plastic and does not appear to be waterproof or really sealed at all. The quality feels good though and it is easy to hold onto and operate with one hand. Overall it looks and feels nice, it starts to fail in the performance department however.
The vibrations of the CalExotics Get Hard Head Pump Set are fairly quiet, gently, and somewhat buzzy
Rating: CalExotics Get Hard Head Pump Set was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is fairly quiet.
What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of CalExotics Get Hard Head Pump Set felt to the reviewer.
Rating: CalExotics Get Hard Head Pump Set was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is gentle.
What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of CalExotics Get Hard Head Pump Set felt to the reviewer.
Pros
- ✅Reasonably quiet
- ✅Strong suction
- ✅Simple to use
Cons
- ❌Not waterproof
- ❌Weak vibrator
- ❌Difficult to clean
Table of contents (12)
Personal Experience
The first time I pulled it out of the box (and begrudgingly tracking down a handful of AAA batteries) and turned it on….I couldn’t figure out how to get it work as things have to be just right for it to seal and actually provide suction. After a little troubleshooting I was able to get it to work sort of as it should. While there are different modes, I found that manually releasing the suction at the desired level provided better results. Cleaning everything up after is tricky as well due the device not being waterproof and having lots of hard to get to areas, not to mention the TPE sleeves are very sticky and will attract dust and lint.
Design
The pump looks good aesthetically and is a good size to fill the hand but not be overly large and clumsy. It is relatively light and quiet but definitely not silent. The controls are limited to three buttons on the side of the device and are used to turn it on and off as well as cycle through the various modes. It is a pretty minimalistic design without a lot of bells and whistles which I can appreciate. It is made out of a soft plastic that is very easy handle and feels very nice. All moving parts are covered with silicone.
Ease of Use
Using the information on the box, it is easy to use once you figure out what the different functions are and how to utilize them together. There is also a small instruction sheet in the box that tells you how to get things moving and adjust the modes. Overall, it is easy to use and operate with only a small learning curve regarding how to get everything situated to your own personal liking.
Quality
It feels sturdy and does not flex or make any unwanted noise or movements. Upon closer inspection however, it does have some flaws. One of the first things I noticed was the lack of any type of seal on the battery compartment which tells me that it is not waterproof or even water resistant. In its defence, it does not claim to be either. The two silicone sleeves that come with the device seem on par with quality and will probably last as long as the device itself. They are a sticky TPE material and tend to gather dust and lint if not kept sealed. The toy is relatively quiet but definitely not silent, somewhat comparable to most full size wand vibrators.
Price
At a cost of around $60, it is mediocre at best. While it does technically work it is not really an upgrade from a more traditional style stroker unless you are particularly interested in suction toys.
Performance
They talk a big game but when it really comes down to it, it misses the mark. The suction function is quite powerful and that alone can be fun but in conjunction with the other modes on this toy, it can't save it. The vibrator itself is actually pretty good, but the design of the machine makes sure that most of the actual vibration is lost by the time it gets to you. There are 5 vibration modes, three speeds and two patterns. Because of that, the various vibration modes are too weak to have any real effect and the whole arm within the suction cup had a tendency to get stuck if pressed into too hard. The battery life seemed pretty good, although that will depend on the quality of the AAA batteries you use in it since it does not come with any. While not silent, it is not particularly loud either, probably on par or a little louder than most large wand vibrators.
Packaging
It comes well packaged and the box is marked with all the functions like most similar toys. The design is pretty discreet as far as not having anything explicit on the packaging and only using dark colors. While the box does provide information on the functions, there is a small instruction sheet inside that provides slightly more information on how to operate it.
Materials and care
The entire construction of the pump is plastic and the exterior is easily cleaned with soap and water. Inside the suction cup (where it will need cleaned the most) it is very difficult to access the smaller areas at the top of the suction cup. It is not waterproof, although that would make a fantastic addition, and should not be submerged. It does not come with any storage box or bag other than the cardboard retail box.
Specifications and features
| Vibration patterns | 5 |
| Length | 5.25 inches |
| Insertable length | 3.25 inches |
| Diameter | 7.5 inches |
| Waterproof | No |
| Materials | Sleeves: TPE, Casing: ABS with PU Cote |
| Rechargeable | No — requires 3AAA batteries |
| Quick-release valve | Yes |
Comparing CalExotics Get Hard Head Pump Set with alternatives
 CalExotics Get Hard Head Pump Set | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Overall score | 3.3 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 3.5 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 3.7 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 3 / 5.0 from 2 users | 5 / 5.0 from 130 users | 4.2 / 5.0 from 7 users | 5 / 5.0 from 4 users | 4.4 / 5.0 from 81 users |
| Price | Moderate | Affordable | Pricey | Moderate | Pricey |
| Design | 60 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 99 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 75 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 99 / 100 |
| Quality | 75 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 65 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 |
| Sound | 60 / 100 | - | 80 / 100 | - | - |
| Power | 40 / 100 | - | 40 / 100 | - | - |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | somewhat buzzy | - | somewhat buzzy | - | - |
| Vibration patterns | 5 | - | 2 | - | - |
| Length | 5.25 inches | 7.9 inches | 7.8-11.4 inches | - | - |
| Insertable length | 3.25 inches | 10 inches | 3.3-7 inches | 7.5 inches | - |
| Diameter | 7.5 inches | - | - | 3.25 inches | - |
| Waterproof | No | Yes | No | Yes | Splash proof |
| Materials | Sleeves: TPE, Casing: ABS with PU Cote | TPE, ABS Plastic | TPE, ABS plastic | - | ABS plastic, Silicone |
| Rechargeable | No — requires 3AAA batteries | Yes | Yes | - | Usb |
| Quick-release valve | Yes | - | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Suction Modes | - | 4 | 1 | - | - |
| Width | - | 2.56 inches | 2.59 inches | - | - |
| Diameter (internal) | - | 1 inches | Opening: 0.59 inches, Canal: 1.57 inches | 2 inches | - |
| App Controls | - | Yes | - | - | - |
| Remote Controls | - | No | - | - | - |
| Travel Lock | - | No | - | - | - |
| Colors Available | - | Green | - | - | - |
| Vibration speeds | - | - | 3 | - | - |
| Battery Life | - | - | 75 minutes | - | 240 minutes |
| Charging Time | - | - | 150 minutes | - | 210 minutes |
| Storage Bag Included | - | - | No | No | No |
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Reviewed by:
Caleb Finn