The 4 Best Penis Head Pumps to Maximize Your Mushroom
It may come as no surprise to you that penis head pumps are one of the most fun and naughty sex toys out there. It allows you to give the head of your little solder some TLC and much-needed pleasure! That’s why today I’ve going to be telling you about 4 of the most sexily intense penis head pumps out there! And – as if you needed more of a reason to read on – I’ve even thrown in some cheeky extras, just for good luck!
Test Winner | Cheapest | Teaser | Cylinder |
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Get Hard Pump Set | Suck 'n' Stroke | Tip Teazer | Mushroom Head |
Check price | Check price | Check price | Check price |
Pros & Cons | Pros & Cons | Pros & Cons | Pros & Cons |
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Penis head pumps; how we tested 'em!
Testing penis head pumps might sound like a lot of fun…and in reality you’re completely right! I started off by asking BedBible’s network of freelance sex toy testers about their experiences with the various pumps. They gave me some honest feedback that proved to be super useful to my reviews! I then looked at the pumps myself, making sure to take note of their various features and flaws. I was able to then provide a rating in many different areas including ease of use, design, and price. And then just to make things eeeven easier, I gave each penis head pump a star rating out of 5!
Penis Head Pumps vs Regular Penis Pumps
There are penis head pumps, and then there are regular penis pumps. But what’s the difference between the two of them? Well, first of all, there is the most obvious thing; a difference in design! Penis pumps tend to cover the entire penis, while the head pumps obviously just focus on the head. How they are used is different too, in that regular pumps are used to pump and enlarge a cock, while the head pumps are more just for stimulation. And then finally, the results of a penis head pump are much more orgasmic than a regular one!
Reviews of the 4 best penis head pumps
Test Winner Optimum Series Get Hard Pump Set
Supersize your pleasure piece with the Optimum Series Get Hard Penis Head Pump Set. This high-tech, completely automatic pump delivers 3 levels of intense suction, 5 vibration functions & a vibration tickler cushion for truly explosive results. Increase stamina or give yourself over to total pleasure with 3 levels of sucking stimulation and 5 independent functions of vibrations. A soft vibrating contact pad with ticklers gives you the full-coverage sensation you have been craving. Dive deep into intense suction while the soft, vibrating internal landing pad uses the teasing ticklers to thrill your pleasure tool with full coverage stimulation.
Pros
- ✅ Easy to use
- ✅ Great sensations
- ✅ Well sized
Cons
- ❌ Not waterproof
- ❌ May be too small for some
- ❌ Gets through batteries
Vibrations: The vibrations of the Optimum Series Get Hard Pump Set are quiet, quite powerful, and somewhat buzzy
Verdict
The Optimum Series Get Hard Pump Set is a great choice for many people, simply because of how simple it is to use. It has very few buttons, meaning that there is very little that could go wrong. The length of the toy is good, and it should be able to accommodate most penises. Sure, if you’re on the larger size you may struggle to get into it, but on the flip side, congrats on being bell hung! The Optimum Series Get Hard Pump Set has interchangeable heads that provide different tightnesses and textures as you slide into it, making this a toy that has a few surprises up its sleeve. The big issue is the battery life though; it will guzzle through those batteries! If that’s an issue, then you may want to look at an alternatively powered pump!
Buy, if you...
- Want an easy to use penis head pump
- Enjoy the sweet sucking sensation
- Are looking for a good mid-range pump
Don't buy, if you...
- Need it to be waterproof
- Prefer toys with a longer battery life
- Have a penis that's on the larger side
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Cheapest Fetish Fantasy Suck 'n' Stroke
The Fetish Fantasy Suck ‘n’ Stroke is a penis head pump by Fetish Fantasy designed to pump up and enlarge the head (otherwise known as the glans) of the penis. The unique twist of this enlarger pump is that it works in such a way that it feels like a great blowjob! Not only will you get an enlarged and more sensitive penis glans tip, but you will also enjoy explosive orgasms while using it. Are you ready for the Fetish Fantasy Suck ‘n’ Stroke?!
Pros
- ✅ Small and discreet
- ✅ Hand-pumped
- ✅ Very affordable
Cons
- ❌ For penis head ONLY
- ❌ Not automatic
- ❌ No vibrations
Verdict
If you’re after a small and affordable penis head pump, then you really can’t go wrong with the Fetish Fantasy Suck ‘n’ Stroke. It is discreet yet highly pleasurable, strapping to your penis head easily. Customize the pleasurable suction using the simple hand pump. Sure, it’s not a full-length penis toy, and it has most definitely been designed to sit around the head, but that doesn’t matter! It’s a highly pleasurable, easy-to-use, and most importantly cheap toy with which you can have countless hours of fun. Some people may want a vibrating toy, and others may want something with more automatic features, but the Fetish Fantasy Suck ‘n’ Stroke keeps it simple – much to its credit.
Buy, if you...
- Want a simple penis head pump
- Are looking for a pump on a budget
- Like the hand pump design
Don't buy, if you...
- Prefer something a little more automatic
- Are looking for a full-penis pump
- Want a toy that is a little more premium
Teaser PDX Elite Tip Teazer
Experience intense pleasure right where you want it with the PDX Elite Tip Teazer Power Penis Pump! Powerful vibration and amazing suction surrounds the head of your penis in pure satisfaction! Enjoy a powerful pleasure combination like never before with both intense vibration and incredible suction directly at the tip of your penis. The PDX Elite Tip Teazer Power Pump provides concentrated pleasure with a soft, flexible internal vibration pad covered in teasing pleasure nubs, and a smooth, stretchy Elite Silicone donut that snugly surrounds your penis head. With an easy on-and-off switch, and a release button that can be pulsed for additional stimulation, you can experience a vacuum-tight seal and the best blowjob of your life!
Pros
- ✅ Customizable
- ✅ Great head stimulation
- ✅ Mid-priced toy
Cons
- ❌ Not a manual toy
- ❌ Just teases the tip
Vibrations: The vibrations of the PDX Elite Tip Teazer are quiet, quite powerful, and neither really buzzy nor rumbly
Verdict
If you want something that looks a little different but pleases you more than you could ever have hoped for, the PDX Elite Tip Teazer really is one that will do the trick. The silicone within will feel natural and human-like, and the ABS plastic body is easy enough to hold as the toy does its thing. You can change out the heads for different tightness levels as you use it, meaning that you have options with this customizable toy. It’s not exactly a manual toy, nor is it one that will tease your full length. Still, for what it is, the PDX Elite Tip Teazer is an extremely unique and pleasurable toy that comes at a mid-ranged price!
Buy, if you...
- Want something to tease your tip
- Like experimenting with strange but powerful new toys
- Are a fan of the relatively small size
Don't buy, if you...
- Prefer some full pecker pleasure
- Want a manually controlled toy
- Need something a little cheaper
Cylinder Mushroom Head Cylinder
The Mushroom Head Cylinder is a specialized cylinder for advanced pumpers. It concentrates the vacuum at the head of the penis, focusing results in this area. Use the mushroom head cylinder after you have pumped your penis until the shaft becomes thick & tight inside the cylinder you are using. This will focus the pull mainly on the penis head. Mushroom Cylinder sizes indicate the diameter of the erect penis shaft.
Pros
- ✅ Great for advanced users
- ✅ See through design
- ✅ Well sized
Cons
- ❌ Not for beginners
- ❌ Very expensive
Verdict
If you love to see your meat being pumped, then you’re going to fall head over heels in love with the Mushroom Head Cylinder! The see-through design allows you to watch as you pump, and it’s just the right size for you to keep hold of as you experience the negative pressure on your penis head. Now, while this pump is good, and advanced users will surely love all that it has to offer, there are a few big drawbacks. I have to be honest when I say that the price is a little too steep for what it is, and beginners certainly won’t get much out of using it. Still, if you can see past these pretty big points, the Mushroom Head Cylinder will surely tick at least some of your penis head pumping boxes!
Buy, if you...
- Want a see-through penis head pump
- Like the straight forward design
- Are a more advanced pump user
Don't buy, if you...
- Are new to using penis head pumps
- Don't have a penis
- Prefer a toy that will pump your full schlong
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Comparison of the 4 best penis head pumps
Best | Test Winner | Cheapest | Teaser | Cylinder |
Overall score | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 | - |
Bedbible rating | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 |
User rating | 5 / 5.0 from 1 users | 3.5 / 5.0 from 11 users | 3 / 5.0 from 1 users | - |
Price | Moderate | Cheap | Affordable | Pricey |
Design | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 70 / 100 |
Ease of use | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 80 / 100 |
Quality | 75 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 |
Sound | 40 / 100 | - | 40 / 100 | - |
Power | 60 / 100 | - | 60 / 100 | - |
Buzzy/Rumbly | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | - | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | - |
Materials | Silicone and ABS plastic | PVC and ABS plastic | Silicone and ABS plastic | - |
Length | 7 inches | (sleeve) 4.9 inches, (cylinder) 3.22 inches, (tube) 17.5 inches | 9.5 inches | 9 inches |
Width | 1.5 inches | (sleeve) 2.3 inches, (cylinder) 2.07 inches, (tube) 0.23 inches | 2.8 inches | 1.75 - 2 inches |
Vibration modes | Various | - | Various | - |
Rechargeable | Yes: via batteries | - | Yes: 2x AA batteries | - |
Waterproof | No | - | No | - |
Penis Head Vibrators for Your Sensitive Tip
Some penis heads are definitely more sensitive than others, but luckily there are toys designed to properly take care of those sensitive tips! Let’s take a look at a few of the options…
Lovehoney Ignite 20 Function Vibrator
Treat the head of your penis to a downright mind-blowing set of vibes with this ribbed male vibrator. Lined with textured ribs for added zing, and shaped, so you can squeeze it for extra intensity, it thrums to life with 20 vibration functions to explore. A 3-inch internal length with split sides mean that it’s an ideal fit for most penis heads, and it’s eager to please with 3 speeds and 17 patterns. Try it out during your solo sessions for intense satisfaction, or play with a partner for added heat during foreplay.
Trinity Vibes Penis Head Vibrator
The Trinity Vibes Penis Head Vibrator is guaranteed to make you cum harder and longer than ever before! Experience new levels of pleasure with this vibrator that has been exclusively designed for the penis. Turn self-pleasure into the greatest experience of your adult life! The Trinity Vibes Penis Head Vibrator includes dual removable bullets, and an easy to use 1 handed controller. It pairs great with prostate massagers for pleasure so good it should be illegal
Fun Factory Manta Stroker
With its unique design and ergonomic shape, Manta transforms your tool into a super vibrating pleasure machine. Use with a partner for thrilling couple’s play, or enjoy 12 intense speeds and patterns along your shaft for superb solo sessions. Developed with couples in mind, Manta’s sleek shape fits between bodies for divine doubles sessions. You can also position the stroker at the base of the penis to enjoy the vibes during oral sex for wickedly good gratification.
FAQ
What are penis head pumps?
Penis head pumps are special kinds of toy that fit on (you guessed it) your penis head! This part of your pecker is also known as your glans. It is designed to stimulate it and make it feel reeeeal good using a variety of methods, including pumping and vibrating. It's no wonder this is such a beloved kind of sex toy!
Reviewed by:
Josh Gill