Eleful Marshal 3D Textured Fit Most Size Masturbator Review
My Verdict
This thing would’ve rated higher for me and it absolutely SHOULD’VE rated higher for me. My penis just does not fit and I’m not interested in using the sleeve as a solo experience. I didn’t spend a crazy amount on this tou but also, because I can’t use it, it also feels like I spent way too much. Just take the toilet tissue paper tube test and if you don’t fit, give this one a skip!
Recommended for
I would recommend any first-timer or beginner this toy, as it's very easy to learn and use.
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About The Eleful Marshal 3D Textured Fit Most Size Masturbator
This is a large, automatic, heated, and vibrating absolute unit of a toy that should check all your stroker boxes… but somehow misses the mark. This thing is a bit unwieldy and I’m sure intimidating for a first timer. A giant black obelisk of a toy that calls to you from across the room to pick it up and see what it’s all about, but once you do, at least in my case, it leaves a lot to be desired. It has some nice features, to be sure, that should work in theory but for me, just ended up being an immediate mood ruining flaw.
The vibrations of the Eleful Marshal 3D Textured Fit Most Size Masturbator are fairly quiet, quite powerful, and neither really buzzy nor rumbly
Pros
- ✅Heated/Warming
- ✅Works at your pace or automatically
- ✅Inexpensive
- ✅Solidly made
- ✅Solid vibration
Cons
- ❌Barrier to entry - literally
- ❌Size
- ❌Sound - It can be a bit noisy
- ❌Awkward to hold
- ❌High automatic setting feels almost too intense
Table of contents (13)
Personal Experience
First Impressions
Based on sight alone, I thought this toy would check all the boxes. It vibrates, it’s soft, and it’s heated?! What’s not to like? Its description and features have a way of sucking 😏 you in. Upon actually trying to use the toy itself, all those initial good impressions immediately come crashing back down to earth.What Works?
For me? The sleeve, the vibrating and the heating element. All those in tandem are good. The vibrations are solid and the heat is a nice touch but no too intense. The TPE that it’s made of is soft and nice to the touch and feels nice on the penis and the automatic movement are nice on the lower settings. Which leads to:What Didn’t Work?
The design of this toy is NOT made for individuals who have a girthy penis even though the overall toy is an absolute UNIT and feels like it should fit a larger/girthier penis. This toy is THICC with all the extra C’s you want to throw on that word. For smaller hands, this thing might feel intimidating and awkward to hold. The insert hole is not as wide as I would like/needed it to be which immediately renders this thing useless for me. Immediate turn off. It’s not fun having a toy that you can’t use to it’s fullest. The only thing I can compare it to is: having a girthy penis with this toy is like Shaq buying a Smart car. It may be nice for him to look at but there’s no way he’s actually getting in that thing as currently designed.Interesting Uses?
Not really. What you see is what you get with this toy. I didn’t try this thing in any interesting ways other than removing the sleeve and just using the vibration and heating settings while neglecting the automatic features. This is NOT something that I recommend as the wires that connect to the toy itself do not feel like they’d withstand any intense stroking. They don’t feel like they’re up to intense use outside of the toy which makes sense.Conclusion?
Despite me wanting to love this automatic male masturbator, I just can’t. Well, not fully. It doesn’t help matters that I can’t physically fit my penis inside the toy but also, those high settings feel dangerous and I don’t recommend anyone touch those. It felt like the dreaded “death grip” that you should stay away from when masturbating. I recommend taking the empty tissue paper tube test if you’re a penis haver. If you don’t fit in the tube, skip this toy. If you do fit in this tube, you may find that you enjoy this thing a hell of a lot more than I did. All told, I feel this is a strong 2⭐️ toy for what should’ve been a 5⭐️ venture.Design
I liked the design of this toy, outside of a couple points. For one, the hole for entry on this toy is simply too small for me. That one point, for me, is way more important than the others as it being to small means it is functionally useless for me. Another thing to be noted, this toy is both pretty large and heavier than you think. It’s well designed with a sleek black outer casing with a touch buttons. The design works for those with larger hands, like myself, however, doesn’t work for my penis. With the right penis, this thing will both look and feels pretty good.
Ease of Use
Ease of use is very high. Press and hold the power button for 3 seconds to turn on. Press the vibration and automatic suck function buttons to ramp up the suckage and vibration, lube up, and get after it! There’s nothing to it.
Quality
It seems built fairly well. The warm pad works well, the bean is well designed and the casing itself is made well. This thing isn’t silent but it also isn’t a jet engine in your house. If you live with other people and want to mask it, something else running in the background, like a fan or tv or music, will drown this thing out for sure.
Price
I’d say it falls in line at its current price point. I paid $55 USD total for this thing and had it worked for me personally, it would’ve been well worth it.
Performance
I would have a lot more to say on its performance had I been able to use it at its full functionality. My penis didn’t fit inside the toy but I’m sure there are guys that this will absolutely work for. So performance wise, for me personally, this thing is a 1 or 2 out of 5 but in theory, this could be as high as a 5.
Packaging
The packaging is very very discreet. It shipped in a typical cardboard box but the package itself was a simple black box. No logo on it or anything. So if you’re looking for discretion, the box this comes in will definitely fulfill that need. If you know what this toy is, you can tell by sight what this thing is. If you’re not familiar with something like this, it can be easy to miss or disregard.
Materials and care
The inner sleeve is made from TPE material, which is good for external uses like this but is a porous material, meaning that you will need to use anti microbial soap to clean it. You’ll then need to let it fully air dry before putting it back into the device casing. It’s not at all hard to clean, a quick turn inside out of the sleeve and using mild anti microbial soap and cleaning this thing is a breeze. There’s no a storage bag or box provided but it’s not really needed as the sleeve is housed inside the toy casing, which is able to be covered with the casing top as you’ll see in some of the photos provided. Again, let this thing FULLY air dry before putting it back into the casing as this will help maintain its longevity and prevent things like mold from occurring. The sleeve itself isn’t heavy but make a note that when it’s combined with the casing, the entirety of the toy will certainly feel that way.
Special feature
This thing is heated and has an auto sucking feature. The warming feature is great from what I could feel. Gets to a good temperature as far as I could feel. It didn’t ever feel like it got too hot or felt like it was going to overheat but also, make note that I wasn’t fully able to insert fully into this toy and so getting closer to the heating element may produce different and even unfavorable results.
Specifications and features
Vibration patterns | 9 |
Thrust Modes | 9 |
Length | 12 inches |
Insertable length | 5 inches |
Diameter (internal) | 1 inches |
Materials | Sleeve: TPE |
Waterproof | Yes |
Rechargeable | Yes |
Charging Time | 60 minutes |
Weight | 2 lbs |
Storage Bag Included | No |
Colors Available | 3 |
Comparing Eleful Marshal 3D Textured Fit Most Size Masturbator with alternatives
Eleful Marshal 3D Textured Fit Most Size Masturbator | ||||||
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Overall score | 3.7 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 3.8 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 |
Bedbible rating | 2.5 / 5.0 | 4.9 / 5.0 | 2.9 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.1 / 5.0 |
User rating | 4.9 / 5.0 from 115 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 793 users | 4.6 / 5.0 from 20 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 541 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 121 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 468 users |
Price | Affordable | Moderate | Affordable | Moderate | Pricey | Affordable |
Design | 80 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 60 / 100 |
Ease of use | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
Quality | 80 / 100 | 68 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 88 / 100 |
Sound | 60 / 100 | - | - | - | - | - |
Power | 60 / 100 | - | - | - | - | - |
Buzzy/Rumbly | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | - | - | - | - | - |
Vibration patterns | 9 | - | - | - | - | - |
Thrust Modes | 9 | - | - | - | - | - |
Length | 12 inches | - | 8.6 inches | - | 33 inches | - |
Insertable length | 5 inches | 9 inches | 7.5 inches | 9 inches | Vagina: 6.89, Anus: 5.12 inches | 9 inches |
Diameter (internal) | 1 inches | - | - | - | - | - |
Materials | Sleeve: TPE | Soft plastic | TPE | Soft plastic | TPE | TPE ('Cyberskin' blend) |
Waterproof | Yes | Yes | - | Yes | - | - |
Rechargeable | Yes | - | - | - | - | - |
Charging Time | 60 minutes | - | - | - | - | - |
Weight | 2 lbs | - | 28.2 lbs | - | 67 lbs | - |
Storage Bag Included | No | - | - | - | Yes | - |
Colors Available | 3 | - | - | - | - | - |
Diameter | - | (canal) 0.25 inches | Widest spot: 1.02 inches, Tightest spot: 0.39 inches | - | - | 0.25 inches |
Openings | - | Vagina | - | Vagina | 2 - vagina and anus | Anal |
Allergies | - | Phthalate-free | - | Phthalate-free | - | - |
Width | - | - | Opening slit: 0.98 inches | (canal) 0.5 inches | 13 inches | - |
Flexibility | - | - | - | - | Back and hips | - |
Reviewed by:
Andre Perkins