Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration — Test & Review

Taylor Capellaro
by Taylor CapellaroLast updated: 
Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration

Hello hello adventurers! Let's talk about the Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration which is an odd sort of name but, ok! First things first, this is NOT a "personal masturbator" in the stroker-style way you may think of a personal masturbator. This product is intended as a glans stimulator via heat, vibration, as well as suction. It has a very sleek design that appears (and seems to be so far) high quality while also being packaged exquisitely. Let's dig in...

Design:

Rating: Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration was rated 40 out of 100, which means it is designed ok.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration.

40/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is somewhat intuitive and easy to use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

60/100
Quality:

Rating: Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is fairly good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

60/100
Price:

Rating: Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is a fairly good rated product, however, definitely not among the best.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration.

2.0/5.0
User ratings:

Rating: Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration was rated 3.2 out of 5, which means it is a top tier sex toy rated amongst the best.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

3.2/5.0
Sources
3.0/5 SheVibe (2)
4.6/5 satisfyer.com (54)
3.0/5 HustlerHollywood (8)
2.7/5 Adamandeve (143)
Design:

Rating: Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration was rated 40 out of 100, which means it is designed ok.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration.

 40/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is somewhat intuitive and easy to use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

 60/100
Quality:

Rating: Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is fairly good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

 60/100
Price:

Rating: Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

 Low
Price ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice rating
Bedbible rating:

Rating: Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is a fairly good rated product, however, definitely not among the best.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration.

 2.0/5.0

User ratings:

Rating: Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration was rated 3.2 out of 5, which means it is a top tier sex toy rated amongst the best.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

 3.2/5.0

Sources
3.0/5 SheVibe (2)
4.6/5 satisfyer.com (54)
3.0/5 HustlerHollywood (8)
2.7/5 Adamandeve (143)
Price:Low

Rating: Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Bedbible rating: 2

Rating: Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is a fairly good rated product, however, definitely not among the best.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration.

User ratings: 3.2

Rating: Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration was rated 3.2 out of 5, which means it is a top tier sex toy rated amongst the best.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

Sources
3.0/5SheVibe (2)
4.6/5satisfyer.com (54)
2.7/5Adamandeve (143)

Did the Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration live up to my expectations?

My Personal Experiences with Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration

First Impressions:

Initially, I was so ready to get my hands (among other things) on this product. From its sleek and well-designed body, very beautifully curated packaging/product display, and high praise — coming from both box and website — promising a huge number (FOURTEEN!) of vibration options, heat stimulation that would thrill me, and what seemed to be the potential for pleasure that would WOW me, I was so ready to dive in.

And then…

I began using it. Although the heat was fairly unremarkable (and took a while to get going), the vibrations were nice and there were a fair few options (not as many as was alluded to – 4 perhaps?).

An important note…

I want to pause here to mention a common toy user’s mistake… my mistake… I had thought that the Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration was a masturbator in the stroker-style, and I never sought out education on how to properly use the device (BOO to me!). Thus, failure. First came pleasure, albeit with much brevity, then came this vacuum-like suction pressure that took me by surprise, since it was so VERY loud and uncomfortable! Of course, this was due to the fact that there are no exit points on the device for air circulation (because it’s not meant for stroking!), and I thought: “I must be doing something wrong.” So I took to YouTube.

And we’re back!

Now I was using it “properly” (thanks to YouTube!), and for a time, I simply enjoyed the vibration and very, very subtle heat stimulation. Despite this enjoyment, there was still a bit of awkwardness as the internal spacing for the entry point is rather shallow — it’s definitely a GLANS thing and not a whole member thing. I incorporated a little movement (Not stroking! Don’t do it!), focused on my breathing, and made sure I was comfy… but the “wow” moment that was supposed to be on the itinerary of my pleasure venture never came, and neither did I. Perhaps it just isn’t the product for me? Perhaps I need more engagement from the toy I use? Maybe they could add a massaging component — that would be great!

And then…(“charging”)…

It was time to charge the toy. The Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration GLANS STIMULATOR utilizes a USB charging cable (outlet cube not included) with a magnetic connector that tethers to two metal nubs situated on the toy, itself. At first, *click* — it connected so easily! And then I went to set the toy down, as I didn’t want to hold it for the duration of charging. Upon moving the toy slightly, the cable disconnected and fell to the floor. I reconnected it, this time having moved it more slowly when setting it down. Disconnected. Reconnected, and this time I had preemptively placed the toy where I wanted it to sit for charging. It moved slightly (darn gravity). Disconnected. Finally, after creating a little canal-like trench for it to sit in with my glasses cases (yes, I’m creative), the charger remained connected. Phew.

Pros
Looks great!
Vibration intensity has some variations
Fairly affordable as electronic personal masturbators (gland stimulators!) go
Very easy cleaning protocol
Cons
No airflow on entry-adjacent end - therefore, too much suction if stroking
Internal sizing limited - shallow and not very wide
Charging connector easily compromised
Heat stimulation takes a bit to be recognizable and is minimal
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How it’s designed

Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration How it’s designed

I am giving the Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration (gland stimulator) this rating because the outside is very well-designed, sleek, enticing, easily storable, and accessible for gripping. Despite these external positive elements, the internal structuring is quite the contrary. With such a shallow and tight space, there are vast limitations to the penis holders who would be able to use this product. Additionally, as briefly mentioned before, there is no entry-adjacent end airflow structured into the design which results in the air having no escape point, and thus, the suction pressure is so intense it may border on the painful for some users. Despite this, since it is not intended for stroking, the intensity of all stimulations seems to be missing a needed component (perhaps massage?), since it is more so meant to stay in place while in use.

The Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration: User Convenience Reviewed

Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration The Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration: User Convenience Reviewed

Overall, the actual usage of this toy is fairly simple and therefore easy. With clear distinctions on the provided buttons, making deciphering control options a breeze, a clear entry point, and a clear means by which to care for the toy (toy cleaner and water - it's waterproof!), you'd think that this would be a walk in the pleasure park! Then the execution commences and things seem to go from easy with a LOT of anticipation to very VERY easy (since you just hold it and wait) and somewhat boring.

The Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration: Standout Quality or Shortcomings?

Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration The Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration: Standout Quality or Shortcomings?

Visually, this product certainly doesn't look or feel cheap. It gives the impression (which is likely realistic) that it will be a solid, reliable, and long-lasting toy. My concerns stem from the easily compromised charging design/execution which may promote electrical variances in the toy - which I am unaware of protections that were engineered to mitigate - as well as the potential for deterioration from non-use because it is so uncomfortable and boring (for some users - me).

Is the price worth it?

Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration Is the price worth it?

Is it worth it? I imagine the materials that make up the entirety of the toy may be worth the amount that is paid but, given the challenges in design, construction, and functionality, I myself do not find it worth it. Now, I would also venture to say that if you have a very sensitive gland and are easily brought to climax via this avenue - then it might be worth it for you!

How I think it performed

Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration How I think it performed

Unfortunately, it did not live up to my expectations nor the promises that were put forth online/on the box. Despite the slight positive elements of some of the vibration options and the heat stimulation (when it eventually came on), the toy and its use are awkward and rather underwhelming - for me.

Packaging of the Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration

Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration Packaging of the Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration

As it pertains to packaging, this may have been the only aspect of this toy that I actually enjoyed. The box design, styling, and functionality were excellent! The display of the toy and the overall quality of the box were certainly attention-grabbing. So, I would say, it's clear that their design team for marketing and packaging has it figured out. Well done!

How to care for the materials of the Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration

Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration How to care for the materials of the Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration

The Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration is made primarily of ABS plastic and silicone. As for the care of the product, this is a cinch! Since it is ranked an IPX7 in waterproofing standards, it can be submerged up to 1 meter for 30 minutes, and all you need is your toy cleaner and some lukewarm water. Simple! Don't forget to dry it off and store it so it does NOT come into contact with any of your other silicone products.

Special feature

Design my breath away!

The special feature I would like to highlight for the Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration (gland stimulator) is the exquisite and beautifully designed packaging that it comes to you in. As it hopefully has been made clear by now, I didn’t much enjoy this particular toy (but you might!), and therefore, the best part of the overall experience/toy engagement was in fact opening it. I mean, the designers did win nearly 300 international design awards so, they’re certainly doing something write (was that for the toy or the packaging…hmmm?).

Recommended for the beginner and intermediate

The Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration was rated 30 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
The vibrations of the Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration are noisy, weak, and neither really buzzy nor rumbly
Sound:

Rating: Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is noisy.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration felt to the reviewer.

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Power:

Rating: Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration was rated 1 out of 5, which means it is weak.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration felt to the reviewer.

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Buzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
Rumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).
You should buy the Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration if you...
👍Often climax from glans (penis head) stimulation
👍You want less work while engaging in self-love
👍You want an easy-to-store/travel with toy
You should NOT buy the Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration if you...
👎Want something more exciting from your toy
👎Don't often climax via glans stimulation
👎Want a more hands on (stroking) experience
👎Want a reliable charging method

Specifications and features

Specifications and features Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration
Vibration modesSays 14, really 4 
Width3.1 inches
Height5.5 inches
Length3.3 inches
Insertable length2.75 inches
WaterproofYes 
Weight0.43 lbs
RechargeableYes 
Remote ControlsNo 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Colors AvailableBlack 

Conclusion

All-in-all, the Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration (gland stimulator) wasn't the right toy for me. With limitations on who can use it (size matters with this one folks), a lackluster "wow" factor, and an easily compromised charging method, it certainly doesn't receive my high marks. That being said, if you often experience climaxes via gland stimulation, want less involvement with your toy, and don't mind getting crafty with placement when it comes to charging connection fragility, then maybe this toy is worth the venture for you! Either way, happy travels, adventurers!

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Comparing Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration with alternatives

Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration
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Lovense Calor
Lovense Calor
Blowmotion Warming Vibrating Male Masturbator
Blowmotion Warming Vibrating Male Masturbator
Fun Factory Cobra Libre II
Fun Factory Cobra Libre II
Fun Factory Manta
Fun Factory Manta
Overall score2.6 / 5.0 4.2 / 5.0 4.4 / 5.0 2.5 / 5.0 4.2 / 5.0
Bedbible rating2.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.9 / 5.0 1.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0
User rating3.2 / 5.0
from 207 users
4.3 / 5.0
from 15 users
3.9 / 5.0
from 235 users
4 / 5.0
from 214 users
4.4 / 5.0
from 71 users
PriceLow High Low Medium Medium
Design40 / 100 90 / 100 93 / 100 30 / 100 70 / 100
Ease of use60 / 100 90 / 100 95 / 100 50 / 100 90 / 100
Quality60 / 100 85 / 100 87 / 100 50 / 100 80 / 100
Sound80 / 100 60 / 100 20 / 100 60 / 100 20 / 100
Power20 / 100 80 / 100 60 / 100 100 / 100 60 / 100
Buzzy/Rumblyvery buzzy somewhat rumbly neither really buzzy nor rumbly very rumbly neither really buzzy nor rumbly
Vibration modesSays 14, really 4 --11 -
Width3.1 inches2.76 inches3.9 inches-3 inches
Height5.5 inches----
Length3.3 inches6.26 inches5.1 inches5.8 inches7 inches
Insertable length2.75 inches6.02 inches3 inches3.5 inches-
WaterproofYes Yes Splashproof Yes Yes
Weight0.43 lbs---.5 lbs
RechargeableYes Yes Yes Yes Yes
Remote ControlsNo App control ---
Storage Bag IncludedNo Yes No Yes -
Colors AvailableBlack -Black --
Vibration speeds-3 3 --
Vibration patterns-10 6 --
Diameter (internal)-1.18 x 1.79 inches~1.5 inches2 inches-
Materials-Silicone, ABS Plastic Silicone ABS Plastic, Silicone Medical-Grade Silicone, ABS Plastic
Battery Life-120 minutes60 minutes90 minutes40-120 minutes
Charging Time-90 minutes-960 minutes300-420 minutes
Travel Lock--Yes -Yes
Diameter---2.8 inches-
Openings---One neutral orifice -
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How to use Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration

Quick Guide to Use!

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Clean & Charge
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First and foremost, make sure that the Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration has been cleaned and charged before first use!
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Lube Up
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Then, get your water-based lube, and apply it to the entry point of the toy (and self for maximum ease of use).
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Get Started!
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Next, insert yourself into the entry point, select your desired vibration mode (using the + or - symbols), and, if you'd like, turn on the heat function (using the thermometer symbol held down until it flashes red).

FAQ

Is the Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration waterproof?
The Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration is ranked an IPX7 in waterproofing standards - implying it can be submerged up to 1 meter for 30 minutes.
Am I going to fit?
The Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration has roughly 2.75 inches of insertable length space, and around the same width, so some individuals may be unable to use the toy due to their penis sizing.
Does the Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration have a warranty?
Yes! Satisfyer states that the toy has a 15-year warranty.

Instructions - Manual

You can find an instruction manual for the Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration here on Satisfyer’s website.

How did the Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration get tested and reviewed?

Receiving the productReceiving the product

We sent the Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration to the tester’s address, free of charge. They tested the product and got to keep it afterward, with no strings attached.

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Our tester then put the product through its paces. After trying the product out at home, the tester then recorded their experience, evaluation, and overall rating of Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration to share with you in this review.

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After non-substantial editing, the review is uploaded to this page. Both good and bad reviews get uploaded, and no points that the tester writes in their review are left out.

The only editing we do is uploading and adding additional information such as the product specifications, comparisons to other products, and links to places where you can buy the Satisfyer Men Heat + Vibration.

Author
Taylor Capellaro
Taylor Capellaro

Present: Queer, Behavioral Health Psychotherapist, goofball. Future: Sex Therapist/Educator, Ph.D, and…goofball.

Age: 30
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Gay
Sex toy experience: Long-time Curious Adventurer
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