Femme Funn Bougie Wand Review
Overall Rating
4.8/5
Bedbible Rating:
4.5/5
User Ratings:
5.0/5
Based on 1 user reviews
Rating: Femme Funn Bougie Wand was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
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Rating: Femme Funn Bougie Wand was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
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Rating: Femme Funn Bougie Wand was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
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My Verdict
The Femme Funn Bougie Wand is a small toy that gives intense stimulation while looking and feeling fabulous. It definitely has a new place at the top of my naughty drawer. If you’re looking for a powerful vibe with a bendy neck and battery power for days, this is the wand for you.
Recommended for
I would recommend any first-timer or beginner this toy, as it's very easy to learn and use.
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About The Femme Funn Bougie Wand
The Femme Funn Bougie Wand is a mini wand vibrator with massively powerful vibrations. It has ten different vibration patterns and strengths, is waterproof, and comes with a boost button. And don’t let the size fool you, it can take you all the way from start to finish!
The vibrations of the Femme Funn Bougie Wand are fairly quiet, very powerful, and very rumbly
Rating: Femme Funn Bougie Wand was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is fairly quiet.
What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Femme Funn Bougie Wand felt to the reviewer.
Rating: Femme Funn Bougie Wand was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very powerful.
What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Femme Funn Bougie Wand felt to the reviewer.
Pros
- ✅Super easy-to-use buttons
- ✅Powerful, rumbly vibrations
- ✅Lightweight and easy to hold
- ✅Gorgeous design!
Cons
- ❌Gets warm with consistent use
- ❌Long recharge time
- ❌No storage pouch included
Table of contents (12)
Personal Experience
First Meetings
My relationship with the Femme Funn Bougie Wand was lust at first sight. I love the sleek, sexy design, the seductive colors, and the solid weight. I was excited to try out a wand that wasn’t the size of my leg but promised powerful vibrations nonetheless. And that promise delivered!Expectations Met
This is a tiny wand and it packs some majorly rumbly vibrations. I’m a gal who needs a toy to vibrate me into the next room and this baddie hits the spot. I was hesitant when finding the head was flexible, as I wanted fixed pressure, but I ended up loving it anyway, as it doesn’t immediately bend. Nor does it lose vibrational strength when pressed against your body, which is a huge plus. Unfortunately, I can’t comment on how well the boost button performs, as it simply didn’t work on mine. This toy also didn’t come with a bag. And yet, I love this toy. Seriously, it’s in my top three, even with a faulty button and no storage pouch.Design
The Femme Funn Bougie Wand is a fantasy come true. It looks expensive, feels high quality, and performs like its life depends on it. The design is simple, with two buttons and a magnetic charger on the bottom. The head is on a flexible neck, and the wand is easy to navigate in slippery situations.
Ease of Use
This wand is straightforward and simple. Easy to hold, it isn’t too heavy or too light. It fits perfectly in your hand. The buttons are raised and textured, making them super easy to locate and use. But be warned, this wand does start to get warmer in your hand after you use it for a half hour or so.
Quality
The Femme Funn Bougie Wand isn’t silent but it won’t alert your neighbors like a typical wand might. Under the covers, the person in the next room won’t hear it. I really enjoy the feel of this vibe, as I’m not concerned with breaking it or being too rough. It’s easy to maneuver and still packs the same punch, weeks later. It’s a solid toy that will most likely last a long time. Made of body safe silicone and aluminum, the metallic design is unique and exciting.
Price
At $120, this Femme wand is lacking in the extras category. Am I a little salty because the boost function doesn’t work? Yes. But for this price you’d think it would come with a storage pouch, regardless. That being said, would I still buy it? Also, yes. The amount of power it puts out is worth it, to me. You can get wands this small for much cheaper, think $50 or so, but I have never held a wand that vibrates this hard or long, for its size.
Performance
Let me be real, the Femme Funn Bougie Wand takes forever and a day to charge. But it also lasts for hours on end, so I don’t mind. The vibrations feel great and the toy holds up to all the hype. However, the boost button, a large selling point for the toy, never worked for me. Super disappointing, because did I mention I want a lot of stimulation? The boost button was a major selling point for me.
Packaging
The Femme Funn Bougie Wand comes in a cute, sturdy box with a magnetic USB charger, small instruction pamphlet, and the wand itself. It’s a nice box that could be used for storage with a bold and simple design.
Materials and care
The Femme Funn Bougie Wand has some weight to it but considering the size, that was always a plus for me. I don’t want to accidentally drop it or worry about it being easily breakable. It’s waterproof and incredibly easy to wash. The charger is magnetic and incredibly simple to use. To clean, simply use warm water and soap or your favorite sex toy cleaner, and pat dry, before storing. But find your own storage because this Bougie Wand doesn’t come with any storage bags.
Specifications and features
| Vibration speeds | 3 |
| Vibration patterns | 7 |
| Length | 5.6 inches |
| Width | 1.4 inches |
| Flexibility | Flexible neck |
| Materials | Silicone, Anodized Aluminum |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Battery Life | 90 minutes |
| Rechargeable | Yes |
| Charging Time | 120 minutes |
| Storage Bag Included | No |
| Colors Available | Green, Rose Gold |
Comparing Femme Funn Bougie Wand with alternatives
 Femme Funn Bougie Wand | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Overall score | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.1 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 4.5 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 | 3.2 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 5 / 5.0 from 1 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 60 users | 4.6 / 5.0 from 32 users | 5 / 5.0 from 1 users | 4.6 / 5.0 from 1073 users | 4.9 / 5.0 from 273 users |
| Price | Pricey | Premium | Moderate | Affordable | Affordable | Affordable |
| Design | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
| Quality | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 85 / 100 |
| Sound | 60 / 100 | 20 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 20 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 40 / 100 |
| Power | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 60 / 100 |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | somewhat rumbly | somewhat rumbly | somewhat rumbly | somewhat rumbly | somewhat rumbly | neither really buzzy nor rumbly |
| Vibration speeds | 3 | 3 | 10 | 3 | 10 | 3 |
| Vibration patterns | 7 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 7 | - |
| Length | 5.6 inches | 4.5 inches | 10 inches | 7.2 inches | 7.5 inches | 9.6 inches |
| Width | 1.4 inches | 1.3 inches | 1.85 inches | 2.6 inches | - | - |
| Flexibility | Flexible neck | - | - | - | - | - |
| Materials | Silicone, Anodized Aluminum | Silicone, Plastic | Silicone, ABS Plastic | Silicone, ABS plastic | Silicone, ABS Plastic | ABS Plastic, Silicone |
| Waterproof | Yes | No | Splashproof | Splashproof IPX6 | Spashproof, not waterproof | No |
| Battery Life | 90 minutes | 180 minutes | 60 minutes | 90 minutes | - | 150 minutes |
| Rechargeable | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Charging Time | 120 minutes | 180 minutes | 120 minutes | 75 minutes | - | 150 minutes |
| Storage Bag Included | No | No | Yes | No | No | No |
| Colors Available | Green, Rose Gold | No | Rose Gold, Navy, Blue, Dark Cherry, Violet | Yellow | Metallic Pink, Metallic Silver, Purple, Lavender, Black, White, Glow-in-the-Dark Green | - |
| Weight | - | 3 lbs | 0.47 lbs | 10.7 lbs | - | .60 lbs |
| Remote Controls | - | No | No | - | - | - |
| Travel Lock | - | No | Yes | No | - | - |
| Diameter | - | - | - | - | 1.43 inches | 1.9 inches |
| Vibration modes | - | - | - | - | - | 1 |
Reviewed by:
Daphne Vey