Femme Funn Bougie Wand Review

Personal Experience

First Meetings

Expectations Met

Design

The Femme Funn Bougie Wand is a fantasy come true. It looks expensive, feels high quality, and performs like its life depends on it. The design is simple, with two buttons and a magnetic charger on the bottom. The head is on a flexible neck, and the wand is easy to navigate in slippery situations.

Ease of Use

This wand is straightforward and simple. Easy to hold, it isn’t too heavy or too light. It fits perfectly in your hand. The buttons are raised and textured, making them super easy to locate and use. But be warned, this wand does start to get warmer in your hand after you use it for a half hour or so.

Quality

The Femme Funn Bougie Wand isn’t silent but it won’t alert your neighbors like a typical wand might. Under the covers, the person in the next room won’t hear it. I really enjoy the feel of this vibe, as I’m not concerned with breaking it or being too rough. It’s easy to maneuver and still packs the same punch, weeks later. It’s a solid toy that will most likely last a long time. Made of body safe silicone and aluminum, the metallic design is unique and exciting.

Price

At $120, this Femme wand is lacking in the extras category. Am I a little salty because the boost function doesn’t work? Yes. But for this price you’d think it would come with a storage pouch, regardless. That being said, would I still buy it? Also, yes. The amount of power it puts out is worth it, to me. You can get wands this small for much cheaper, think $50 or so, but I have never held a wand that vibrates this hard or long, for its size.

Performance

Let me be real, the Femme Funn Bougie Wand takes forever and a day to charge. But it also lasts for hours on end, so I don’t mind. The vibrations feel great and the toy holds up to all the hype. However, the boost button, a large selling point for the toy, never worked for me. Super disappointing, because did I mention I want a lot of stimulation? The boost button was a major selling point for me.

Packaging

The Femme Funn Bougie Wand comes in a cute, sturdy box with a magnetic USB charger, small instruction pamphlet, and the wand itself. It’s a nice box that could be used for storage with a bold and simple design.

Materials and care

The Femme Funn Bougie Wand has some weight to it but considering the size, that was always a plus for me. I don’t want to accidentally drop it or worry about it being easily breakable. It’s waterproof and incredibly easy to wash. The charger is magnetic and incredibly simple to use. To clean, simply use warm water and soap or your favorite sex toy cleaner, and pat dry, before storing. But find your own storage because this Bougie Wand doesn’t come with any storage bags.