Brandi Love Fleshlight Review (of The Heartthrob Sleeve)
My Verdict
My summary of testing out the Brandi Love Fleshlight can be put pretty bluntly - I don't see any good reasons why I would recommend this to anyone. It first of all doesn't look that great. It's super asymmetric, and doesn't really remind me remotely of Brandi Love in real life. Therefore, I gave it a 70/100 rating. Sure, if you like super big labia flaps that are all over the place. By all means, go for it. The next aspect I looked at was the general intensity of the internal texture of the Heartthrob sleeve. I did find the texture pretty interesting, to look at. But it didn't really provide significant stimulation, and felt more like a smooth sleeve than anything else. I gave it a rating of 70/100 on 'Ease of Use', that is my rating of the texture intensity. The last rating I gave was on the tightness of the sleeve, which is based on a simple, yet, effective measure of the total available space inside the Brandi Love Flehslight. It scored a very low 62/100 rating, meaning it's a pretty loose sleeve.
Recommended for
I advise it for advanced users; it provides greater complexity and depth.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
About The Brandi Love Fleshlight
I measured the Brandi Love Fleshlight on it's overall design and look, listed in the rating card as 'Design'. Inside the Brandi Love sleeve there is the Heartthrob texture which I rated in terms of it's overall intensity (the Ease of Use rating), and then also measured the tightness (the Quality rating). All ratings where scaled 1-100, but on most scores the sleeves place from 50-100, as below 50 would indicate I didn't like them completely or they were dysfunctional. The first two ratings are completely subjective based solely on my opinion, when I compare it to the 50+ other Fleshlight sleeves I've tested. The last rating on the tightness of the sleeve is an objective measure. I filled the sleeve with water, and measured exactly how much water fit inside the sleeve. I could then convert this measure into the 1-100 scale.
Pros
- ✅Big, luscious, tempting pussy lips
- ✅Realistic to the touch
- ✅Interesting textures
Cons
- ❌Textures not varied enough
- ❌May be too flexible for some
- ❌Tight vagina opening
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Personal Experience
How do I test these Fleshlights? What is my process? These are good questions that I’d be happy to answer! Firstly, I take photos and videos of each and every Fleshlight Girl. Next up I look at them and rate them on a wide range of different things, from texture, to performance, to ease of use etc. Once I’ve formed an opinion, I can accurately rate the fleshlight! The Brandi Love Heartthrob looks and feels wonderful! Cast off of the vagina of MILF mega-star Brandi Love, it is as accurate and close to the real thing as can be. The 9 inched deep inner canal features textures, ridges, and nodules that will squeeze at your cock and milk it dry, while the hard outer cup makes it a pleasure to hold and pump up and down on yourself. The Brandi Love Heartthrob is undeniably a quality toy. From the soft, flexible, gripping, encompassing and warm inner plastic sleeve, to the tough, hard, firm and unforgiving outer cup, the quality of materials used is ridiculously high. No matter what you try to do with it, it is more than likely going to be able to take it. Just look after it properly, and it will look after you too! The Brandi Love Heartthrob is a fun and exciting fleshlight that you’ll surely enjoy masturbating with. It looks and feels akin to the real thing, and the sleeve is nice and deep to accommodate average to large sized cocks. Here’s the thing, though – the textures let it down. They’re undeniably fun, they’re just not varied enough to rave about. Are there better fleshlights out there? Yes, of course, but that’s not to say the Brandi Love Heartthrob is bad. It’s really not! It does its job well, it could just do a little more to make itself stand out from the crowd.
About Brandi Love
Jumping into the porn industry at the age of 31, this blonde bombshell automatically dropped into the MILF category – a category she has dominated ever since! An advocate for open, swinging relationships, Brandi Love has found herself shooting for porn studios such as Girlfriend Films, Hustler, and Brazzers. Happy to pleasure men AND women, she is a naughty expert at her craft, and one that has been highly sought after since first making her appearance on the scene.Birthday | 29th March |
Zodiac Sign | Aries |
Height | 5 ft 7 in / 1.70 m |
Weight | 128 lbs |
Eye Color | Brown |
Bra Size | 34DD |
Social media | Twitter, Instagram |
Other Fleshlight Girls I’ve Tested
Riley Reid 4.9/5 | Stoya Dostroya 4.9/5 | Mia Malkova 4.8/5 | Violet Myers 4.7/5 |
Elsa Jean 4.7/5 | Janice Griffith 4.7/5 | Maitland Ward 4.6/5 | Lana Rhoades 4.7/5 |
Autumn Falls 4.6/5 | Nicole Aniston 4.4/5 | Kazumi 4.4/5 | Emily Willis 4.3/5 |
Tori Black 4.3/5 | Kenzie Reeves 4.3/5 | Madison Ivy 4.2/5 | Dillion Harper 4.3/5 |
Jenna Haze 4.1/5 | Alina Lopez 4.0/5 | Christy Mack 4.0/5 | Luna Star 3.5/5 |
Eliza Ibarra 4.1/5 | Angela White 3.8/5 | Abella Danger 3.9/5 | Kimmy Granger N/A |
Jessica Drake 4.1/5 | Savannah Bond 3.8/5 | Kissa Sins 3.9/5 | Kendra Sunderland 3.3/5 |
Alexis Texas 4.0/5 | Ana Foxxx 3.7/5 | Ella Hughes 4.0/5 | Eva Lovia 3.8/5 |
Kendra Lust 4.0/5 | Brandi Love 3.6/5 | Adriana Chechik 3.6/5 | Vina Sky 3.8/5 |
Anal Fleshlights I’ve Tested
Design
I gave the overall design of the Brandi Love Fleshlight a 70/100 score. Molded from the lustrous lips of the MILF mega-star Brandi Love, the Brandi Love Heartthrob fleshlight looks amazing while feeling just like the real thing. Topped with a life-like replica of her vagina, it conceals a deep and textured soft inner canal, all contained within a firm but easy to hold hard outer plastic cup.
Ease of Use
The 'Ease of Use'-score is based on how intense I found the Heartthrob sleeve texture. I gave it a 70/100 as it didn't hurt me, nor did it provide any significant stimulation. I'm not one for disowning one of my Flehslight girls, but I came close with the Heartthrob sleeve and texture. What could be more straightforward than just sliding your cock into the Brandi Love Heartthrob and going to town on it? Okay, maybe it's not THAT simple, but you get the idea! The soft inner canal feels great against your cock, while that hard outer cup is just the right size and shape to hold onto as you pump it up and down on your cock. Its goal is to be easy to use, and it's a target that it not only meets, but exceeds.
Quality
My last rating, on 'Quality', is based on an objective measure of the tightness, where the Brandi Love Fleshlight scores 62/100. I measured the tigthness by plugging the sleeve and filling the entire inner canal with water. I then measured how much water fit inside the canal. This gave me a specific weight that ranged from 0.8 to 3.3 ounces of water from the tightest to the loosest sleeves respectively. The Brandi Love Fleshlight measured in at 2.7 ounces of water, meaning it's a pretty loose sleeve in comparison to all the other sleeves. I converted this measure to a 1-100 rating in the following way: 100 - (20 x 2.7) + (20 x 0.8) = 62 out of 100.
Price
You're not going to hear any complaints about the price of the Brandi Love Heartthrob here! It can be a tricky thing to get the right mixture of quality and affordability, but this fleshlight manages to do it fantastically. For the price you pay, you could be forgiven for assuming you might get a lesser toy, but the quality of what you get is outstanding! A great price for a great toy. Please your wallet as well as your cock!
Performance
Does the Brandi Love Heartthrob work well? You can bet your bottom dollar it does! The textures contained within the inner sleeve might not be the most varies or exciting, BUT they still do a fantastic job at simulating your cock and making sure you reach that highly sought after orgasm. All this on top of having the pleasure of watching perfectly molded replicas of Brandi Loves gorgeous pussy lips slide up and down on your cock. It's a real people pleaser!
Packaging
Packaging is packaging, right? Wrong! This packaging shows off the delicious contents that hides within. It features an image of the Brandi Love Heartthrob fleshlight as well as a photo of the stunning star herself. It also boasts an incredibly detailed cutaway of the inner sleeve, revealing the textured details within. The cardboard is of a high quality with means that it can take a bit of a battering on its way to you and still the fleshlight inside will be in tip-top condition! Now THAT'S good packaging!
Materials and care
As I'm sure you've realized, we could rave about the materials used on the Brandi Love Heartthrob all day long, suffice to say that when cared for properly they will last indefinitely and provide you with hours of fun. Keeping it clean is as easy as 1,2,3 too! Simply remove the soft inner sleeve from the cup and turn it inside out. Clean it thoroughly with warm water and fleshlight cleaner before setting it aside to naturally dry out completely. Before storing it away, add a little renewer powder, just to keep things fresh!
Special feature
The 9 inch long inner sleeve of the Brandi Love Heartthrob contains those all important textures that are going to caress and please you to ecstasy. Starting out with a small, tight, rippled section, you soon squeeze your way through to the main chamber. This extremely long section contains alternate ridges that increase and decrease in size. In fact, they look somewhat like little croissants. Cock croissants. It is these penis pastries that will nudge and kneed you over the edge.
Specifications and features
Materials | Soft plastic |
Insertable length | 9 inches |
Diameter | (canal) 0.25 inches |
Openings | Vagina |
Allergies | Phthalate-free |
Waterproof | Yes |
Comparing Brandi Love Fleshlight with alternatives
Brandi Love Fleshlight | ||||||
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Overall score | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 |
Bedbible rating | 3.6 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 3.7 / 5.0 | 4.9 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.9 / 5.0 |
User rating | 4.9 / 5.0 from 377 users | 4 / 5.0 from 185 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 381 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 749 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 152 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 2187 users |
Price | Moderate | Moderate | Moderate | Moderate | Moderate | Moderate |
Design | 70 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
Ease of use | 70 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
Quality | 62 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 54 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 62 / 100 | 70 / 100 |
Sound | - | - | - | - | - | - |
Power | - | - | - | - | - | - |
Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | - | - |
Materials | Soft plastic | TPE, Hard Plastic | Soft plastic | TPE ('Cyberskin' blend) | Soft plastic | Plastic, TPE, Fleshskin |
Insertable length | 9 inches | 6 inches | 9 inches | 9 inches | 9 inches | 9 inches |
Diameter | (canal) 0.25 inches | - | - | - | - | Canal: 0.5 inches |
Openings | Vagina | 1 | Vagina | - | Vagina | Vagina |
Allergies | Phthalate-free | - | Phthalate-free | - | Phthalate-free | - |
Waterproof | Yes | Submersible | Yes | - | Yes | Yes |
Length | - | 7 inches | - | - | - | 10 inches |
Diameter (internal) | - | 0.5 inches | - | 0.25 inches | - | - |
Texture | - | Bumpy, realistic | - | - | - | - |
Weight | - | 9.8 lbs | - | 1.35 lbs | - | - |
Storage Bag Included | - | No | - | - | - | - |
Colors Available | - | Light, Medium and Dark Skin Tones | - | - | - | - |
Width | - | - | (canal) 0.5 inches | - | (canal) 0.25 inches | - |
Reviewed by:
Benjamin Jorgensen