The 9 Best Heavy Duty Sex Swings That Can Take on Anything
Testing the best heavy duty sex swings - how we did it!
We tested the best heavy-duty sex swings in the only way we knew how: by checking out what ordinary people had said about them! It’s one thing listening to a company spout off the amazing features of their suction cup dildo, it’s another thing hearing from someone that’s actually used one. You get a refreshingly honest perspective that you wouldn’t normally get! We wanted to write an unbiased and well-informed review you see, balancing out the pros AND the cons. If a heavy-duty sex swing is good we’ll say so. On the flip side of that coin, if it’s got some glaringly obvious downsides then we’re not going to hide it from you either!
But wait, there’s more! Because where possible we’ve included first-hand accounts of the swings and their effectiveness. We have a network of sex toy testers out there, and they’re not afraid to get down and dirty in the trenches to make sure that you get a heavy-duty sex swing that’s just right for you and your partner!
What is a heavy-duty sex swing?
A heavy-duty sex swing is a piece of apparatus that can be used in the bedroom to help you explore and partake in all kinds of gravity-defying sexual positions! While some sex swings are quite dainty and prone to breaking, a heavy-duty sex swing can take heavier weights and much more punishment than your average swing. This makes it perfect for those that are on the heavier side, as well as those that like to get rougher and more thorough in achieving their sexual satisfaction. Heavy-duty sex swings really can take it all!
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The 9 Best heavy duty sex swings in Test
Bondage Boutique Fetish Sex Swing
The Bondage Boutique Fetish Sex Swing is made from very strong, very durable steel with reinforced support straps, and can be hung from any ceiling in order for you to have a wild night of swinging sex! This fully adjustable swing has 2 body straps and 2 foot stirrups that can be used when trying out a massive range of orgasmically amazing positions. And what’s even better is that it can take up to 330 lbs of weight, so no matter what your size or sexual preferences are, the Bondage Boutique Fetish Sex Swing will be able to handle all that you throw at it!
If you want a heavier-duty sex swing that still looks and feels relatively dainty, then the Bondage Boutique Fetish Sex Swing is just the thing for you. It can be quickly and easily mounted to the ceiling by screwing the metal ring where it needs to be and clipping on the swing. The clip is also attached to a long spring which gives the whole thing a pretty great amount of bounce. While it’s a nice option if you need a heavier-duty sex swing, because of the thin straps, some users may find it pretty uncomfortable after extended periods of use. Also while the length is customizable, it’s still not the most adjustable swing out there.
Sportsheets Door Jam Sex Swing
The Sportsheets Door Jam Sex Swing is an easy-to-use heavy-duty harness and seat combo that allows you to try out all kinds of excitingly impressive moves. Simply put it up by clamping it between your door and the frame, and you’re good to go! It is made of a strong nylon, and cushioned neoprene for comfort, and can take a decent amount of weight, too, being suitable for weights up to 325lbs/ 23 stone. It is made up of strong and sturdy acrylic barbells that offer reliable support over any closed door.
If you’re looking for a heavy-duty sex swing that is ridiculously quick and easy to set up, then the Sportsheets Door Jam Sex Swing is probably the toy for you. We get that door sex swings might not seem as sturdy as the alternatives – but they actually are! It can be put up at a moment’s notice, and it packs away just as quickly and easily with no permanent fixtures. That makes it a very discreet kind of sex swing! Is it perfect? No. it may prove to be a little uncomfortable for some people, and those that are on the larger or more petite side might find that this swing is not for them. However, as a decent all-rounder, the Sportsheets Door Jam Sex Swing is a pretty solid choice.
Purple Reins Sex Sling
Allow us to introduce the Purple Reins Sex Sling. Made from a great feeling nylon, this comfortable sex sling is a great option for those who 1) don’t get on with sex swings, and 2) are venturing into the world of BDSM for the first time. The perfect choice for newbies, this sling allows you to feel as if you are floating on air while trying out all kinds of weird and wonderful positions! This sling also comes with loops that offer support for your arms and legs to make things easier for everyone.
Allow us to start by saying that if nothing else, we absolutely love the name of the Purple Reins Sex Sling! It sounds like a sex sling fit for a Prince! But that’s not the only good thing about this sling. This naughty nylon bad boy is great if you’re just getting into BDSM. It is soft, comfortable, and super supportive, so you can just lay back and enjoy the sensations! It has loops to hold on to and loops for your legs, however there are no supports for your feet, meaning the strain of the straps on your legs might get a little tiring after a while. Also slings offer less access than swings, due to them cupping more of your body. Still, it’d make a decent addition to any bedroom.
Strict Leather Premium Sex Sling
The Strict Leather Premium Sex Sling allows you to have safe, sturdy, and sensational sexual experiences each and every time you come to use it. It is made of thick latigo leather that feature extra straps for extra support. It also includes a pair of leather stirrups, a deluxe leather pillow and D-rings. Not only that, but it can be quickly and easily mounted to an 8-foot ceiling once the initial supporting hardware is in place. It’s a real heavy-duty and premium sling that allows you to get as hot and heavy as you need!
The Strict Leather Premium Sex Sling is just that – premium! Made of reinforced leather, it holds you firmly and allows you to try out all kinds of positions while being suspended there. A lot of the features of this swing are pretty deluxe, and it really does feel like a professional bit of hardware that you’d find in a professional BDSM dungeon. However, as good as all that sounds, you’re also paying a premium price for such a premium toy. If you would regularly use it and make use of such a heavy-duty swing then it might be worth it, but if not we’d probably recommend looking for a cheaper alternative.
Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing
With the Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing you get a swing that is comfortable for anyone and everyone. It boasts a 4-inch webbing base that spreads your weight evenly in order to reduce painful pressure points, and easy to grip handles to make movement easier. Remove and remount straps in different combinations to allow for whatever kind of sex positions you can dream of! There’s no need to have straps getting in the way – just unclip them, put them to one side, and get back to work!
The Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing is an amazingly customizable heavy-duty sex swing that has a lot of defining features. The dual-hook system means that you can adjust the width of the seat. Using it is just so simple: If there’s a piece of the swing that you don’t need, you simply unclip it, put it to one side, and it won’t get in the way! That’s a very useful feature when trying out new and exciting positions! Having said that, because of how customizable it is, getting the straps back in the right place might be a little complicated if you don’t take note of where you removed them from. So the customizeable-ness is a bit of a double-edged sword. But don’t let that put you off, it’s still a great swing!
Fetish Fantasy Bondage Swing
The Fetish Fantasy Bondage Swing allows you to feel weightless while exploring all kinds of exciting sex positions that only a sex swing like this allows you to enjoy. Not only are you free to enjoy positions that you might not be agile or athletic enough to enjoy otherwise, but you get the added element of bondage! That’s right, it comes with cuffs and chains – the perfect set of items for those that are just starting out in the bondage world! A brilliant swing for beginners!
The Fetish Fantasy Bondage Swing is a great swing if you’re a beginner to the world of bondage and light BDSM. It strikes that perfect balance between high quality fun and budget friendly affordability. It comes with cuffs and chains which can help you take your sex swing adventures to the next level – something a lot of other sex swings don’t offer! There have been reports of small plastic sections snapping and causing some damage, and the integrity of the swing as a whole being less than perfect, but these seem to be in the minority of cases. Still, it’s a great beginner bondage swing, with the added bonus of being perfect for people who struggle with mobility.
Stockroom Web Leather Sex Sling
The Stockroom Web Leather Sex Sling is a premium quality swing with many premium features. It is made from 3 wide strips of thick leather that have been woven together to create a ‘hammock’ kind of seat that is riveted together with nickel-plated rivets. All of which look and feel amazing! While it might be on the pricier side, it is with every single penny. It’s understandable why it’s such a popular choice for people looking for premium leather slings.
If you’re sat there dreaming of a premium quality sex sling to enhance your bedroom antics, then look no further because the Stockroom Web Leather Sex Sling is just the thing you need! It has all the hallmarks of a premium toy: it looks fantastic, the materials feel amazing, it’s easy to use, it has all kinds of clips and restraints to customize the fun…it has everything. It’s downside? The ridiculously high price tag! At close to $500 you’re going to have to be REALLY sure that you want to add this leathery bad boy to your bedroom arsenal!
Dominix Fantasy Bondage Swing
The Dominix Fantasy Bondage Swing allows you to get acrobatic as it can spin a full 360-degrees. Not only that but it’s adjustable and great for increased mobility. It does all the hard work for you, holding you in all kinds of preposterous positions! The straps are padded for comfort, and the detachable wrist and ankle cuffs give extra versatility. There are zero limits – wear the straps under your back, butt, neck or legs to help you achieve your desired position!
The Dominix Fantasy Bondage Swing really will make your head spin! It can spin and swing, perfect for more energetic and acrobatic sexual adventures! It comes with a chain to attach it to the ceiling, but also a spring for if you want to add a little bounce into the equation. Due to the swing only having 1 point of attachment to the ceiling, it isn’t the most stable of swings. Especially when the spring is attached as not only will it spin, but it will bounce too, making it extra unstable. It might take a little bit of mastering, but it’s worth it in the end!
Tied Tight Bondage Swing
The Tied Tight Bondage Swing is a harsh and clinically sexy kind of sex swing. Just look at all that leather and steel! This swing pivoted away from the more traditional sex swings, replacing the usual handles or stirrups with fur lined leather cuffs. The chains are easy to connect and disconnect, making it one of the most versatile swings available. Not only that, but the dual-hook system allows for a fair amount of comfortable customization!
If you want to go for the cold, clinical, dungeon kind of feel, the Tied Tight Bondage Swing is where it’s at! The fur lines cuffs feel great, but a sharp contrast to the cold, clanking steel chains. It’s an exciting juxtaposition! The straps are strong and will hold you in whatever positions you desire. Unfortunately it’s not too adjustable, and because of its minimalistic design it offers very little support. If you can handle these downsides (and we can understand why many people can’t), then you’re sure to get on with this sex swing!
Sex swing stands – the heavy duty option
Sometimes attaching your sex swing to the ceiling isn’t an option, so what happens then? Well don’t worry, you can get heavy-duty stands that you can attach them to instead! So let’s take a look at a few options that are available!
Sex swings vs sex slings – which is better for plus-sized people?
While we don’t want to TELL you which sex swing/sling to get, we can at least give you a few pointers to help you make your decision! So for plus-sized people, which is better – a sex swing or a sex sling? While both have their pros and cons, we would ultimately fall on the side of the sex sling for one main reason: comfort!
Sex slings offer amazing support. Swings are great but only have thin straps that could start to feel uncomfortable or even hurt after extended time using them. Slings will support your weight evenly, distributing it across the full ‘hammock’. This makes them far more comfortable to use for longer sex sessions if you’re a plus-sized person!
Easy sex swing positions
Okay, so you’re eyeing up a sex swing or sex sling, but you’re unsure of what positions you can try out. Well we’re sure you’ll be unsurprised to learn that there are a lot of them to try out! But we’re going to narrow it down to three of our absolute favorites!
The bouncing cowgirl!
Start off by getting your partner to sit on a chair. You’re then going to want to lower the sex swing so you’re basically facing him as you’re sat on his lap (and on something else). Use the sex swing to ride him at your own pace! Yee-hawww!
Missionary is often seen as plain and boring and pretty vanilla, but guess what, it’s a pretty fun and pleasurable position for in a sex swing! Simply lay back and let the swing take your weight as your partner pounds into you. It’s a completely different sensation to normal while you’re hanging there in thin air!
Doggy style sex is fun for everyone, and feels incredible whether you’re giving or receiving. Well, it’s a position that’s totally do-able in a sex swing/sling! Simply turn around and lay on your front, allowing the swing to take your full weight. Then your partner can slide into you from behind. The momentum of the swing will also provide an amazing ‘push back’ feeling too! Woof!
How to use a heavy-duty sex swing
Make sure you have everything you need!
First things first, you’re going to need to check you have all the bits and pieces you need to use your heavy-duty sex swing. Some swings need assembling, others don’t. So make sure you have all the bits and pieces before you start to install!
Hook it to the ceiling!
Once you have the hardware attached to the ceiling, you can hook your sex swing to it using the clips that come with it. Make sure that everything’s the right way round and looks right before even thinking about climbing into it – after all, you don’t want it to come crashing down mid-sex session!
Climb in and get to work!
Finally, all you need to do is climb into your heavy-duty sex swing and get to it! You deserve it! Sit on the seat (or in the hammock in the case of a sling), and hold onto the handles so you don’t fall. When you’re happy with your positioning you just need to lift your legs one at a time and put them into the stirrups. And that’s it! Enjoy!
How to clean heavy-duty sex swings
Cleaning heavy-duty sex swings is important if you want them to stay in tip-top condition and be good to use over and over again. So here are a few very useful resources that will help you keep your swings (and other sex toys) clean, hygienic, and sanitized!
Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.
Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of toys, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these toys with mild soapy water and dry gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your toys are completely dry before storing.
Silicone, glass, stainless steel and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your toy contains electrical parts.
Silicone and stainless steel toys without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilisation.
If your toys contain electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them and always check the instructions provided with the toy. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.