Screamer Sex Swing Stand – Test & Review

Edie
by EdieUpdated:
5.0/5

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Overall Rating

5.0/5

Bedbible Rating:

5/5

Reviewed by: 

Edie

User Ratings:

5.0/5

Based on 13 user reviews

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Rating: Screamer Sex Swing Stand was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

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Rating: Screamer Sex Swing Stand was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

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Rating: Screamer Sex Swing Stand was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

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Rating: Screamer Sex Swing Stand was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.

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My Verdict

The Screamer Sex Swing Stand is a rock star, in my opinion! It’s wide, tall and extremely stable so you feel secure while playing on your sex swing. Surprisingly, the Screamer Sex Swing Frame includes 12 additional mounting points so you can experiment with even more sexual positions or use tie downs, cuffs, chains or even rope to fulfill all of those BDSM fantasies. Finally, and most importantly, the Screamer Sex Swing Stand is the perfect, portable companion as it comes with a sturdy tote bag, requires no tools for assembly and goes together (and comes down) in minutes. It’s the perfect swing stand for anyone who doesn’t have the ability to attach a sex swing permanently or leave a stand together.

Buy, if you...

  1. Have a single or dual mount sex swing.
  2. Want something that’s easy to assemble.
  3. Need a stand that can come down fast and be hidden away.
  4. Are using a bondage swing or bondage accessories.
  5. Want a quality swing stand that’s roomy, sturdy and durable.

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Aren’t a serious sex swing user.
  2. Have a 4-way mounting sex sling.
  3. Don’t have the extra room or privacy to use a sex swing.

About The Screamer Sex Swing Stand

The Screamer Sex Swing Stand is made from black, hammered metal and accommodates both single and dual mount swings. It assembles quickly and easily without the need for tools. It includes 12 additional mounting points throughout the frame for bondage play or alternate placement of hand grips or stirrups. Finally, it comes with a heavy weight, cotton canvas carrying bag that zips closed for storage.

Pros

  • No tools required assembly
  • Can be assembled by one person
  • Has 12 extra mounting points for more positions or bondage play
  • Comes with a large carrying case with handles
  • Use with single and double mounted swings

Cons

  • Cannot use with 4-way mounted slings
  • May be a little pricey for some
  • May be too tall for some ceilings

My Experience With Screamer Sex Swing Stand

My Personal Experiences with Screamer Sex Swing Stand

I received a treasure trove of exciting products to try out from sexswing.com and the Screamer Sex Swing Stand was one of them. (You can read my other reviews of Screamer products here. However, since I was in the middle of packing up my house to move, I handed the Screamer Sex Swing Stand and the Wild Side Sex Swing off to a couple of friends to try out.

M&C Try Out the Screamer Sex Swing Stand

My friends were able to get a sitter and head over to a nice hotel room for the night. So, with the Screamer Sex Swing Stand safely tucked into its durable, cotton canvas carrying bag, they checked in for a night of grown-up fun. According to C, he was able to put the Screamer Sex Swing Stand together on his own and without even reading the instructions. The large head bolts were so easy to screw in and tighten that the frame took mere minutes to put together.

The Screamer Sex Swing Stand Features Extra Mounts for Extra Versatility

Since the Screamer Sex Swing Stand has 12 extra mounts, M and C were able to mount the stirrups and hand grips to the sides of the frame for a spread-eagle position. So, they found the frame to be much more versatile than they had hoped. M expressed concern that they would get too wild and tip the frame over, but the Screamer Sex Swing Stand was sturdy and didn’t shake or wiggle. As a matter of fact, they trust the Screamer Sex Swing Stand so much, they would use it for an indoor swing for one of their children! Read my other sex swing reviews here:  

Design

Screamer Sex Swing Stand Design

The Screamer Sex Swing Stand is made with a black, hammered, metal finish for durability. This stand is created for single or double mount sex swings – although I would highly recommend the Screamer Sex Swing. The stand is also extremely easy to assemble – even with one person – and requires no tools. But the best thing about the Screamer Sex Swing Stand is that there are 12 mounting points around the stand that can be used for bondage play!

Ease of Use

Screamer Sex Swing Stand Ease of Use

Using the Screamer Sex Swing Stand was as easy as putting it together. The mounts are strong, large and simple to clip a sex swing onto. In addition, the extra mounts work for much more than bondage accessories. They are great for clipping hand grips and stirrups to as well – giving you limitless position possibilities.

Quality

Screamer Sex Swing Stand Quality

As with all Screamer products, I quickly learned that the Screamer Sex Swing Stand is made from heavy, high-quality metal. It’s sturdy, durable and doesn’t wiggle at all when you’re using it. The hammered metal finish is attractive and the entire frame was created with ease of use in mind. In addition, each of the 4 legs has a rubber cap that protects your floors as well as keeping the frame from moving during use.

Price

Screamer Sex Swing Stand Price

Sure, you can find cheap sex swing stands out there. However, you will be sorely disappointed as they aren’t made in the top-quality way that the Screamer Sex Swing Stand is. Therefore, for the price, this sex swing stand is well worth the bit extra you’ll pay. The tool-less, quick assembly, tear down and large, heavy-weight tote bag make it the perfect sex swing frame for home and travel!

Performance

Screamer Sex Swing Stand Performance

The Screamer Sex Swing Stand was so easy to assemble, I didn’t need to read the instructions! The 4, large head bolts screwed in with ease and came out equally as fast. Each mounting point allowed for secure attachment of the swing as well as the stirrups and hand grips and enabled smooth movement of the swing. The Screamer Sex Swing Stand stood securely, during use, and didn’t tip or wiggle at all, giving me the security I needed for relaxed, sex swing fun.

Packaging

Screamer Sex Swing Stand Packaging

The Screamer Sex Swing Stand came in a rather large, cardboard shipping box with no identifying words or pictures on the outside. Sexswing.com made sure to offer full discretion and even used a name that didn’t reveal the fact that I had ordered a sex swing. Inside was a canvas carrying bag, small bag of bolts, metal parts wrapped separately and easy to follow instructions.

Materials and care

Screamer Sex Swing Stand Materials and care

The Screamer Sex Swing Stand is manufactured with a black, hammered, metal finish for strength, safety and durability. To clean, simply use a dry, dusting cloth to wipe clean. However, if you need to remove sticky lubricant residue, simply wipe with a damp sponge or cloth and dry thoroughly.

Special feature

Screamer Sex Swing Stand Special feature

The Screamer Sex Swing Stand features 12 additional mounting points that can be used for sex swing positions or for all sorts of exciting bondage play! Play with wrist or ankle cuffs or take down the swing and tie your lover (or sub) to the frame!

Specifications and features

Height86 inches
Length74 inches
Width79 inches
MaterialsMetal 
Storage Bag IncludedZippered, heavy canvas bag with handles 
Weight47 lbs
Maximum Weight350 lbs

Comparing Screamer Sex Swing Stand with alternatives

Compare Screamer Sex Swing StandScreamer Sex Swing Stand
Overall score5.0 / 5.0 4.3 / 5.0 4.9 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0
Bedbible rating5.0 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.9 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0
User rating5 / 5.0
from 13 users
4.2 / 5.0
from 297 users
4.9 / 5.0
from 15 users
4.4 / 5.0
from 14 users
4.7 / 5.0
from 15 users
4.7 / 5.0
from 47 users
PricePricey Cheap Cheap Cheap Premium Cheap
Design100 / 100 80 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100
Ease of use100 / 100 85 / 100 85 / 100 85 / 100 90 / 100 95 / 100
Quality100 / 100 80 / 100 95 / 100 90 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100
Sound------
Power------
Buzzy/Rumbly------
Height86 inches-----
Length74 inches3.5" inches----
Width79 inchesAdjustable inches----
MaterialsMetal Metal, Silicone Leather Leather Stainless steel, leather, silicone Silicone
Storage Bag IncludedZippered, heavy canvas bag with handles Yes ---No
Weight47 lbsnull lbs--Stainless steel ball stretchers: 200g/ 0.44lbs, Ball weight: 130g/0.28 lbs-
Maximum Weight350 lbs-----
Waterproof-Yes --Yes Yes
Adjustable--Yes Yes -No
Fastening--Buckles Buckle -Slip-on
Harness Size--Bust: 26-46 inches; Waist: 23.5-37.5 inchesWaist: 24-48.5 inches; Upper thighs: 8-26 inches; Lower thighs: 8-22-inches; Suspenders: 4-13.5 inches--
Colors Available---Black and Silver -Black, Red
Diameter-----1.95 inches
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Author
Edie
Edie

Edie was selling sex toys in a home party plan long before they became mainstream! She uses her 30+ years of experience in pleasure products, romance, relationships, sexual health and writing to spread sexual education and positivity to anyone seeking advice and knowledge. She tells it how it is and uses real world experiences and humor to get her point across. Edie has been with BedBible since day 1 and also does review videos and podcast hosting.

Age: 56-65
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Sex toy experience: Expert
All-time favorite sex toy: Satisfyer Pro 3+
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