Screamer Sex Swing Stand – Test & Review
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My Personal Experiences
I received a treasure trove of exciting products to try out from sexswing.com and the Screamer Sex Swing Stand was one of them. (You can read my other reviews of Screamer products here. However, since I was in the middle of packing up my house to move, I handed the Screamer Sex Swing Stand and the Wild Side Sex Swing off to a couple of friends to try out.
M&C Try Out the Screamer Sex Swing Stand
My friends were able to get a sitter and head over to a nice hotel room for the night. So, with the Screamer Sex Swing Stand safely tucked into its durable, cotton canvas carrying bag, they checked in for a night of grown-up fun. According to C, he was able to put the Screamer Sex Swing Stand together on his own and without even reading the instructions. The large head bolts were so easy to screw in and tighten that the frame took mere minutes to put together.The Screamer Sex Swing Stand Features Extra Mounts for Extra Versatility
Since the Screamer Sex Swing Stand has 12 extra mounts, M and C were able to mount the stirrups and hand grips to the sides of the frame for a spread-eagle position. So, they found the frame to be much more versatile than they had hoped. M expressed concern that they would get too wild and tip the frame over, but the Screamer Sex Swing Stand was sturdy and didn’t shake or wiggle. As a matter of fact, they trust the Screamer Sex Swing Stand so much, they would use it for an indoor swing for one of their children! Read my other sex swing reviews here:
No tools required assemblyCan be assembled by one personHas 12 extra mounting points for more positions or bondage playComes with a large carrying case with handlesUse with single and double mounted swings
Cannot use with 4-way mounted slingsMay be a little pricey for someMay be too tall for some ceilingsDesign
The Screamer Sex Swing Stand is made with a black, hammered, metal finish for durability. This stand is created for single or double mount sex swings – although I would highly recommend the Screamer Sex Swing. The stand is also extremely easy to assemble – even with one person – and requires no tools. But the best thing about the Screamer Sex Swing Stand is that there are 12 mounting points around the stand that can be used for bondage play!
Ease of Use
Using the Screamer Sex Swing Stand was as easy as putting it together. The mounts are strong, large and simple to clip a sex swing onto. In addition, the extra mounts work for much more than bondage accessories. They are great for clipping hand grips and stirrups to as well – giving you limitless position possibilities.
Quality
As with all Screamer products, I quickly learned that the Screamer Sex Swing Stand is made from heavy, high-quality metal. It’s sturdy, durable and doesn’t wiggle at all when you’re using it. The hammered metal finish is attractive and the entire frame was created with ease of use in mind. In addition, each of the 4 legs has a rubber cap that protects your floors as well as keeping the frame from moving during use.
Price
Sure, you can find cheap sex swing stands out there. However, you will be sorely disappointed as they aren’t made in the top-quality way that the Screamer Sex Swing Stand is. Therefore, for the price, this sex swing stand is well worth the bit extra you’ll pay. The tool-less, quick assembly, tear down and large, heavy-weight tote bag make it the perfect sex swing frame for home and travel!
Performance
The Screamer Sex Swing Stand was so easy to assemble, I didn’t need to read the instructions! The 4, large head bolts screwed in with ease and came out equally as fast. Each mounting point allowed for secure attachment of the swing as well as the stirrups and hand grips and enabled smooth movement of the swing. The Screamer Sex Swing Stand stood securely, during use, and didn’t tip or wiggle at all, giving me the security I needed for relaxed, sex swing fun.
Packaging
The Screamer Sex Swing Stand came in a rather large, cardboard shipping box with no identifying words or pictures on the outside. Sexswing.com made sure to offer full discretion and even used a name that didn’t reveal the fact that I had ordered a sex swing. Inside was a canvas carrying bag, small bag of bolts, metal parts wrapped separately and easy to follow instructions.
Materials and care
The Screamer Sex Swing Stand is manufactured with a black, hammered, metal finish for strength, safety and durability. To clean, simply use a dry, dusting cloth to wipe clean. However, if you need to remove sticky lubricant residue, simply wipe with a damp sponge or cloth and dry thoroughly.
Special feature
The Screamer Sex Swing Stand features 12 additional mounting points that can be used for sex swing positions or for all sorts of exciting bondage play! Play with wrist or ankle cuffs or take down the swing and tie your lover (or sub) to the frame!
The Screamer Sex Swing Stand was rated 50 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience
You should buy the Screamer Sex Swing Stand if you...
Have a single or dual mount sex swing.Want something that’s easy to assemble.Need a stand that can come down fast and be hidden away.Are using a bondage swing or bondage accessories.Want a quality swing stand that’s roomy, sturdy and durable.You should NOT buy the Screamer Sex Swing Stand if you...
Aren’t a serious sex swing user.Have a 4-way mounting sex sling.Don’t have the extra room or privacy to use a sex swing.Specifications and features
| Height | 86 inches |
| Length | 74 inches |
| Width | 79 inches |
| Materials | Metal |
| Storage Bag Included | Zippered, heavy canvas bag with handles |
| Weight | 47 lbs |
| Maximum Weight | 350 lbs |
Conclusion
The Screamer Sex Swing Stand is a rock star, in my opinion! It’s wide, tall and extremely stable so you feel secure while playing on your sex swing. Surprisingly, the Screamer Sex Swing Frame includes 12 additional mounting points so you can experiment with even more sexual positions or use tie downs, cuffs, chains or even rope to fulfill all of those BDSM fantasies. Finally, and most importantly, the Screamer Sex Swing Stand is the perfect, portable companion as it comes with a sturdy tote bag, requires no tools for assembly and goes together (and comes down) in minutes. It’s the perfect swing stand for anyone who doesn’t have the ability to attach a sex swing permanently or leave a stand together.
Comparing Screamer Sex Swing Stand with alternatives
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| Overall score | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 5 / 5.0 from 13 users | 5 / 5.0 from 99 users | 4.2 / 5.0 from 297 users | 4.4 / 5.0 from 8 users | 4.6 / 5.0 from 79 users | 5 / 5.0 from 4 users |
| Price | Medium | Medium | Low | Low | Low | Medium |
| Design | 100 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
| Quality | 100 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
| Sound | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Power | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Height | 86 inches | - | - | - | - | - |
| Length | 74 inches | - | 3.5" inches | (Leash) 35.5 inches | 13 inches | - |
| Width | 79 inches | - | Adjustable inches | - | - | - |
| Materials | Metal | Stainless Steel (Frame), ABS Plastic (Controller), Silicone (Dildo) | Metal, Silicone | Faux Leather | Leather, Nickel-Free Metal | Certified-safe silicone and non-porous polycarbonate |
| Storage Bag Included | Zippered, heavy canvas bag with handles | Yes | Yes | No | - | No |
| Weight | 47 lbs | - | null lbs | - | Balanced and easy to travel with lbs | - |
| Maximum Weight | 350 lbs | 25 lbs | - | - | - | - |
| Thrust Modes | - | 0-240 RPM Fully Adjustable Thrust Settings | - | - | - | - |
| Insertable length | - | 1.2 to 6 inches | - | - | - | 4.5 Inches inches |
| Adjustable | - | Yes | - | Yes | - | - |
| Remote Controls | - | Wired, Wireless, and App-Enabled | - | - | - | - |
| Rechargeable | - | No (Corded power) | - | - | - | - |
| Travel Lock | - | No | - | - | - | - |
| Waterproof | - | - | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Diameter | - | - | - | (Collar) approx. 6.4 inches | - | Adjustable ring diameter from 1.8 to 2.4 inches |
| Fastening | - | - | - | Buckle | - | - |
| Flexibility | - | - | - | - | Paddle bends nicely | - |
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Instructions - Manual
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