Screamer Sex Swing Stand – Test & Review

Edie
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Screamer Sex Swing Stand

The Screamer Sex Swing Stand is made from black, hammered metal and accommodates both single and dual mount swings. It assembles quickly and easily without the need for tools. It includes 12 additional mounting points throughout the frame for bondage play or alternate placement of hand grips or stirrups. Finally, it comes with a heavy weight, cotton canvas carrying bag that zips closed for storage.

Design:

Rating: Screamer Sex Swing Stand was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Screamer Sex Swing Stand.

100/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Screamer Sex Swing Stand was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

100/100
Quality:

Rating: Screamer Sex Swing Stand was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

100/100
Price:

Rating: Screamer Sex Swing Stand was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Medium
Price ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice rating
Bedbible rating:

Rating: Screamer Sex Swing Stand was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product.

5.0/5.0
User ratings:

Rating: Screamer Sex Swing Stand was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

5.0/5.0
Sources
5.0/5 Sexswing (13)
Design:

Rating: Screamer Sex Swing Stand was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Screamer Sex Swing Stand.

 100/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Screamer Sex Swing Stand was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

 100/100
Quality:

Rating: Screamer Sex Swing Stand was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

 100/100
Price:

Rating: Screamer Sex Swing Stand was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

 Medium
Price ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice rating
Bedbible rating:

Rating: Screamer Sex Swing Stand was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product.

 5.0/5.0

User ratings:

Rating: Screamer Sex Swing Stand was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

 5.0/5.0

Sources
5.0/5 Sexswing (13)
Price:Medium

Rating: Screamer Sex Swing Stand was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Bedbible rating: 5

Rating: Screamer Sex Swing Stand was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product.

User ratings: 5

Rating: Screamer Sex Swing Stand was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

Sources
5.0/5Sexswing (13)

My Experience With Screamer Sex Swing Stand

My Personal Experiences with Screamer Sex Swing Stand

I received a treasure trove of exciting products to try out from sexswing.com and the Screamer Sex Swing Stand was one of them. (You can read my other reviews of Screamer products here. However, since I was in the middle of packing up my house to move, I handed the Screamer Sex Swing Stand and the Wild Side Sex Swing off to a couple of friends to try out.

M&C Try Out the Screamer Sex Swing Stand

My friends were able to get a sitter and head over to a nice hotel room for the night. So, with the Screamer Sex Swing Stand safely tucked into its durable, cotton canvas carrying bag, they checked in for a night of grown-up fun. According to C, he was able to put the Screamer Sex Swing Stand together on his own and without even reading the instructions. The large head bolts were so easy to screw in and tighten that the frame took mere minutes to put together.

The Screamer Sex Swing Stand Features Extra Mounts for Extra Versatility

Since the Screamer Sex Swing Stand has 12 extra mounts, M and C were able to mount the stirrups and hand grips to the sides of the frame for a spread-eagle position. So, they found the frame to be much more versatile than they had hoped. M expressed concern that they would get too wild and tip the frame over, but the Screamer Sex Swing Stand was sturdy and didn’t shake or wiggle. As a matter of fact, they trust the Screamer Sex Swing Stand so much, they would use it for an indoor swing for one of their children! Read my other sex swing reviews here:  

Pros
No tools required assembly
Can be assembled by one person
Has 12 extra mounting points for more positions or bondage play
Comes with a large carrying case with handles
Use with single and double mounted swings
Cons
Cannot use with 4-way mounted slings
May be a little pricey for some
May be too tall for some ceilings

Design

Screamer Sex Swing Stand Design

The Screamer Sex Swing Stand is made with a black, hammered, metal finish for durability. This stand is created for single or double mount sex swings – although I would highly recommend the Screamer Sex Swing. The stand is also extremely easy to assemble – even with one person – and requires no tools. But the best thing about the Screamer Sex Swing Stand is that there are 12 mounting points around the stand that can be used for bondage play!

Ease of Use

Screamer Sex Swing Stand Ease of Use

Using the Screamer Sex Swing Stand was as easy as putting it together. The mounts are strong, large and simple to clip a sex swing onto. In addition, the extra mounts work for much more than bondage accessories. They are great for clipping hand grips and stirrups to as well – giving you limitless position possibilities.

Quality

Screamer Sex Swing Stand Quality

As with all Screamer products, I quickly learned that the Screamer Sex Swing Stand is made from heavy, high-quality metal. It’s sturdy, durable and doesn’t wiggle at all when you’re using it. The hammered metal finish is attractive and the entire frame was created with ease of use in mind. In addition, each of the 4 legs has a rubber cap that protects your floors as well as keeping the frame from moving during use.

Price

Screamer Sex Swing Stand Price

Sure, you can find cheap sex swing stands out there. However, you will be sorely disappointed as they aren’t made in the top-quality way that the Screamer Sex Swing Stand is. Therefore, for the price, this sex swing stand is well worth the bit extra you’ll pay. The tool-less, quick assembly, tear down and large, heavy-weight tote bag make it the perfect sex swing frame for home and travel!

Performance

Screamer Sex Swing Stand Performance

The Screamer Sex Swing Stand was so easy to assemble, I didn’t need to read the instructions! The 4, large head bolts screwed in with ease and came out equally as fast. Each mounting point allowed for secure attachment of the swing as well as the stirrups and hand grips and enabled smooth movement of the swing. The Screamer Sex Swing Stand stood securely, during use, and didn’t tip or wiggle at all, giving me the security I needed for relaxed, sex swing fun.

Packaging

Screamer Sex Swing Stand Packaging

The Screamer Sex Swing Stand came in a rather large, cardboard shipping box with no identifying words or pictures on the outside. Sexswing.com made sure to offer full discretion and even used a name that didn’t reveal the fact that I had ordered a sex swing. Inside was a canvas carrying bag, small bag of bolts, metal parts wrapped separately and easy to follow instructions.

Materials and care

Screamer Sex Swing Stand Materials and care

The Screamer Sex Swing Stand is manufactured with a black, hammered, metal finish for strength, safety and durability. To clean, simply use a dry, dusting cloth to wipe clean. However, if you need to remove sticky lubricant residue, simply wipe with a damp sponge or cloth and dry thoroughly.

Special feature

Screamer Sex Swing Stand Special feature

The Screamer Sex Swing Stand features 12 additional mounting points that can be used for sex swing positions or for all sorts of exciting bondage play! Play with wrist or ankle cuffs or take down the swing and tie your lover (or sub) to the frame!

Recommended for the intermediate user

The Screamer Sex Swing Stand was rated 50 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Screamer Sex Swing Stand if you...
👍Have a single or dual mount sex swing.
👍Want something that’s easy to assemble.
👍Need a stand that can come down fast and be hidden away.
👍Are using a bondage swing or bondage accessories.
👍Want a quality swing stand that’s roomy, sturdy and durable.
You should NOT buy the Screamer Sex Swing Stand if you...
👎Aren’t a serious sex swing user.
👎Have a 4-way mounting sex sling.
👎Don’t have the extra room or privacy to use a sex swing.

Specifications and features

Specifications and features Screamer Sex Swing Stand
Height86 inches
Length74 inches
Width79 inches
MaterialsMetal 
Storage Bag IncludedZippered, heavy canvas bag with handles 
Weight47 lbs
Maximum Weight350 lbs

Conclusion

The Screamer Sex Swing Stand is a rock star, in my opinion! It’s wide, tall and extremely stable so you feel secure while playing on your sex swing. Surprisingly, the Screamer Sex Swing Frame includes 12 additional mounting points so you can experiment with even more sexual positions or use tie downs, cuffs, chains or even rope to fulfill all of those BDSM fantasies. Finally, and most importantly, the Screamer Sex Swing Stand is the perfect, portable companion as it comes with a sturdy tote bag, requires no tools for assembly and goes together (and comes down) in minutes. It’s the perfect swing stand for anyone who doesn’t have the ability to attach a sex swing permanently or leave a stand together.

Comparing Screamer Sex Swing Stand with alternatives

Compare Screamer Sex Swing StandScreamer Sex Swing Stand
Overall score5.0 / 5.0 4.4 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0
Bedbible rating5.0 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.9 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 3.5 / 5.0
User rating5 / 5.0
from 13 users
4.3 / 5.0
from 761 users
4 / 5.0
from 132 users
4.9 / 5.0
from 33 users
4.8 / 5.0
from 110 users
4.6 / 5.0
from 134 users
PriceMedium Low Low Medium Medium Low
Design100 / 100 80 / 100 90 / 100 70 / 100 100 / 100 60 / 100
Ease of use100 / 100 95 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 80 / 100
Quality100 / 100 90 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100 60 / 100
Sound------
Power------
Buzzy/Rumbly------
Height86 inches-----
Length74 inchesStrap Length - 48 inches-18.7 inchesStraps x 4: 60 inches & Connector Strap: 60 inches13 inches
Width79 inchesCuff Width - 2 inches----
MaterialsMetal Nylon webbing, soft fleece, and plastic hook-and-loop Silicone and nylon -Polypropylene, polyester, nickel-free metal, ABS plastic Leather, Nickel-Free Metal
Storage Bag IncludedZippered, heavy canvas bag with handles No -Yes --
Weight47 lbs----Balanced and easy to travel with lbs
Maximum Weight350 lbs-----
Diameter-Cuff Diameter - 3 inchesBall size 4.7 inchesBall: 1.57 inches, Hole: 0.87 inches, Rose: 2.67 inches--
Waterproof-No. It is, however, made of cloth so it will dry. null Yes -Yes
Fastening-Hook-and-loop for the cuffs and knot-tying for the straps D-rings Buckle --
Colors Available-Black Black Black/Red --
Adjustable--Strap 25 inches Yes Fits any size mattress -
Flexibility-----Paddle bends nicely
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How to use Screamer Sex Swing Stand

Screamer Sex Swing Stand
Unbox
Screamer Sex Swing Stand
Unbox your Screamer Sex Swing Stand carefully! Place your parts together, along with the bolts and the instructions.
Screamer Sex Swing Stand
Assemble
Screamer Sex Swing Stand
Assemble the Screamer Sex Swing Stand in an open area, away from doors, windows and debris on the floor.
Screamer Sex Swing Stand
Hang your swing and go!
Screamer Sex Swing Stand
Follow the instructions that came with your sex swing. Add sexy partner and go!

FAQ

Will the Screamer Sex Swing Stand scratch my floors?
No. The Screamer Sex Swing Stand has rubber caps on all 4 legs, protecting your floors and keeping the stand from sliding during use.
How much space does this stand take up on the floor?
The Screamer Sex Swing Stand has a floor footprint of 6'2" by 6'7", at the bottom of the swing.
Can I sit on my partners lap on this swing stand?
Yes you can but only if your combines weight is 350 lbs or under. Sex swings and sex swing stands are made to hold the weight of a single person along with partial weight of a second.
Will this frame tip over?
The Screamer Sex Swing Stand is designed with a wide base to offer stability while using a sex swing. However, if you get too wild and crazy or exceed the weight limit, there are no guarantees that it won't tip over.
Can I use other brands of swings with the Screamer Sex Swing Stand?
Absolutely! The Screamer Sex Swing stand accommodates most all single and dual hook sex swings, including all Screamer brand swings.

Instructions - Manual

For instructions and a step-by-step video on how to assemble the Screamer Sex Swing Stand, please follow this link.  

How did the Screamer Sex Swing Stand get tested and reviewed?

Receiving the productReceiving the product

We sent the Screamer Sex Swing Stand to the tester’s address, free of charge. They tested the product and got to keep it afterward, with no strings attached.

Testing and writingTesting and writing

Our tester then put the product through its paces. After trying the product out at home, the tester then recorded their experience, evaluation, and overall rating of Screamer Sex Swing Stand to share with you in this review.

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After non-substantial editing, the review is uploaded to this page. Both good and bad reviews get uploaded, and no points that the tester writes in their review are left out.

The only editing we do is uploading and adding additional information such as the product specifications, comparisons to other products, and links to places where you can buy the Screamer Sex Swing Stand.

Author
Edie
Edie

Edie was selling sex toys in a home party plan long before they became mainstream! She uses her 30+ years of experience in pleasure products, romance, relationships, sexual health and writing to spread sexual education and positivity to anyone seeking advice and knowledge. She tells it how it is and uses real world experiences and humor to get her point across. Edie has been with BedBible since day 1 and also does review videos and podcast hosting.

Age: 56-65
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Sex toy experience: Expert
All-time favorite sex toy: Satisfyer Pro 3+
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