Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand – Test and Review
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My Experience With Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand
BedBible purchased the Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand for two reasons; the first was to grade sexswing.com on how discreet their packaging is (blog post and video coming soon) and second, to review and have a stand on which we could mount the sex swings and sling we were testing. I was the lucky reviewer and could not wait to go on this adventure, as I had never had the opportunity to use a sex swing or a sex swing stand.
Assembling the Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing StandI’m warning you now, this sex swing stand is heavy, a least for little ole me! The shipping box weighed well over 50 lbs. so, I needed a little help from my daughter’s boyfriend. I also should have asked him to help me put the thing together as it definitely WAS NOT a single person job. First of all, the instructions consisted of a photo of the swing frame and a bunch of arrows that corresponded with the parts labeled A, B, C, etc. Usually, I wouldn’t have a problem with that, however, it didn’t tell me how to line up the legs, the holes drilled into the legs and at what point on the legs I should place the fasteners. After a couple of hours of wrestling the Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand, knocking pictures off my walls, nearly taking out an aquarium and my dining room window, I finally got the thing together! Oh, and I had to use a step stool to tighten everything up. Just be prepared, if you decide to purchase this sex swing stand.
Swinging from the Trinity Vibes Sex Swing Stand, Sans Sex SwingYes, I am a child (at heart, that is). So, the first thing I did was grab hold of the top of the stand, jump off my step stool and swing back and forth, like a monkey to see if I could make the Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand wiggle, wobble or tip. Better for me to be able to bail to my own feet than to fall on the floor while tangled in a sex swing. The sex swing stand passed the test and was surprisingly strong! Therefore, I felt confident the stand would hold the sex swings and sling without a problem.
Hooking Up with the Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing StandReferring to “hooking up” the sex swings and the sex sling, the Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand has 5 points to mount sex swings, one in the center and one on each leg, so it was effortless hooking up all of the swings I had to test. And during each test, the sex swing stand held tight and still, even while swinging back and forth, spinning and using the sex sling. I also realized that the 5 mounting points gave me versatility when it came to separating the dual hook swing or setting up the squatting attachments. It’s definitely a stand with which you can get creative! Yes, it’s a massive stand. But the Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand is definitely top of the class and a stand I would highly recommend for thrilling, sex swing adventures!
We chose the Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand as it was perfect to hang the single mount, dual mount and sex sling we were testing. It’s designed to hold 400 lbs. and features 5 steel loops for all 3 sex swing and sling types. It’s built with a wide base and cross bars for stability as well as having plugs for each leg to hold it steady and prevent damage to floors. Plus, the Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand has a roomy interior for lots of exciting sex swing positions.
Ease of Use
The Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand claims that you can assemble it in less than 10 minutes. Oh, how I wish that were true! To begin, the instructions included a single photo with arrows and a list of parts; that’s it. There was no guidance as to how the pieces were to line up before using fasteners. Therefore, it took me a couple of hours, nearly killing a cat and destroying an aquarium, before I got this sex swing stand together. Fortunately, once I got it up, everything was self-explanatory as the loops were large and intentionally placed for all sex swing and sling types. So, extremely easy to use.
The quality of the Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand is top notch. It’s made from a strong, powder-coated steel and built to hold a full 400 lbs. The frame is heavy, weighing in at 50 lbs. and features a wide base for stability and plenty of room inside for spinning swings and even sex slings of all types. The only reason the Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand didn’t get a full 100 from me is that I was iffy on whether or not the upper legs were attached properly. Had the instructions filled me in on that, I would have given it a full 100.
When it comes to price, the Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand is at the higher end of the scale. However, considering the fact that this sex swing stand accommodates all types of sex swings as well as sex slings, it’s completely worth the investment. The design of the sex swing stand enables you to try all sorts of sex swing styles as well as sex slings, so you’re not committed to a single type of mount, thus forcing you into buying another stand. Completely worth the money, in my opinion.
Once I finally got the Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand assembled, it took no time to hook in a single mount, 2 double mounts and a sex sling. The sex swing stand is roomy inside, so I was able to swing around without hitting any of the legs or bars. Plus, with the stand being nearly 8 feet tall, there was plenty of height to install the swings and slings without having to adjust upward. The Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand didn’t sway, wiggle or tip during use, so, I felt secure while using it.
This sex swing stand came in an incredibly strong, cardboard box with two openings and straps with which to move the package. Unfortunately, the outer sleeve of the Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand features a photo of a woman posing on a sex swing as well as photos of the stand itself. Luckily, sexswing.com sent the sex swing stand discreetly, with an outer cardboard box, so my UPS driver had no clue what he was dragging to my front porch. Fair warning though, I have read reviews from other sites stating they received their Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand without an outer box. Sadly, these poor folks feel the need to move, as all of their neighbors now know they have a nice sex swing stand.
Materials and care
The Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand is made of powder coated steel so it won’t rust with normal, indoor use. To clean, simply wipe down with a dry or damp cloth and dry well. If you can manage to keep the box together, it’s great for storage since it has strong straps to enable moving it around. Unfortunately, this particular sex swing stand does not come with a storage bag.
The Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand has one feature that most of us can appreciate; scratch proof, non-sliding caps. Yes, each leg of the sex swing stand has plastic and rubber caps that slide inside the steel tubes, keeping the stand from sliding or scratching wood, engineered wood or tile flooring. I had it on carpeting, so it didn’t make much of a difference as far as damage goes. But the caps definitely kept the swing from slipping at all.
Specifications and features
|Materials||Powder coated steel|
|Maximum Weight||400 lbs|
I found the Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand to be constructed well, sturdy and extremely strong. The size of this swing stand makes it ideal for several types of sex swings as well as sex slings. The interior area gives users plenty of room to change positions and move around. Additionally, the 5 mounting points allows users to get a bit more creative with swing part placement. I feel that the Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand is perfect for beginners and pros alike, as you can try out every type of free-hanging sex swing out there without worrying whether or not you have the ability to hang it. The only downside, for me, was that it was difficult to assemble on my own – downright dangerous, if you ask my cats – and the instructions were below basic. However, if you’re well-versed at assembling things, I’m sure you’ll have no problems whatsoever. Bottom line, I highly recommend the Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand for anyone in the market for a stand. It’s well worth the investment and will last for many years to come.
Comparing Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand with alternatives
Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand
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|Bedbible rating||4.5 / 5.0||5.0 / 5.0||4.0 / 5.0||4.8 / 5.0||4.5 / 5.0||3.5 / 5.0|
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|Design||100 / 100||99 / 100||80 / 100||95 / 100||90 / 100||90 / 100|
|Ease of use||75 / 100||95 / 100||85 / 100||100 / 100||65 / 100||65 / 100|
|Quality||95 / 100||98 / 100||85 / 100||100 / 100||100 / 100||100 / 100|
|Materials||Powder coated steel||FDA-Approved Polymer||-||Foam: polyurethane, Cover: polyester||Silicone||-|
|Height||85 inches||-||-||Flat: 12 inches||-||-|
|Length||58 inches||-||-||Flat: 37 inches||6.85 inches||-|
|Width||85 inches||-||-||Flat: 19 inches||-||-|
|Maximum Weight||400 lbs||-||-||-||-||-|
|Diameter (internal)||-||Stretches to 8" inches||-||-||-||-|
|Waterproof||-||Yes||-||Moisture resistant liner||Attachment: Yes, Wand: No||-|
|Storage Bag Included||-||Yes||-||-||No||-|
|Volume||-||-||2 fl. oz||-||-||Available as 2, 4.2 or 8.5 fl. oz|
|Ingredients||-||-||Coconut oil, Babassu oil, Shea butter, Squalene olive, Aloe Barbadensis leaf, Lactobacillus, Coconut fruit extract, Sunflower high oleic oil, Avocado oil, Olive oil, Grapeseed oil, Evening primrose oil, Gluconolactone, Sorbitan Laurate, Calendula Oil, Polyglyceryl-4 Laurate, Dilauryl Citrate, Seabuckthorne oil||-||-||Purified Water, Plant Cellulose (from Cotton), Cyamopsis (Guar Conditioners), Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid|
|Allergies||-||-||Vegan; No petroleum, parabens, sulfates, phthalates or glycerin||-||-||Vegan-Friendly & Free of DEA, Gluten, Glycerine, Glycerol, Parabens, PEG, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitol and Sulphates|
|Colors Available||-||-||-||Black, Platinum, Merlot, Plum, Natural, Espresso||Light Blue||-|
|Insertable length||-||-||-||-||4.3 inches||-|
|Diameter||-||-||-||-||Insertable: 1.37 inches||-|
How to use Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand
Assemble in an area free from debris on the floor and away from windows, ceiling fans and light fixtures. Then, simply hang your sex swing of choice and enjoy! The Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand comes with a sturdy storage box with straps. Therefore, if you’re unable to keep the stand up, disassemble and store in the box. Or, if you have a hanging chair, you can always hang it up on this stand, and no one will ever be the wiser.
Instructions - Manual
If you happen to misplace your instructions or are curious to see how easy or difficult assembly is before making that purchase, sexswing.com keeps a collection of manuals on their website. You can find the instruction manual for the Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand here.
How did the Trinity Vibes Ultimate Sex Swing Stand get tested and reviewed?
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