Purple Reins Sex Sling Review
My Verdict
The Purple Reins Sex Sling is what I would call cheap and cheerful, but I was surprised with how much I liked it. The large seat is comfortable to lie in (much more than a regular sex swing), and there is little-to-no upper body or core strength required to keep you in it. Plus, the straps are ultra-adjustable, so we were able to find the perfect placement — something not so easy for a couple with a height difference! I just found myself wishing that it was... better. The materials, the finishes, the design choices — I wish they took a bit longer to create a product that felt nicer and more long-lasting.
Buy, if you...
- Want an affordable sex sling
- Are looking for a sex swing you can lie down in
- Prefer items that have a less traditional BDSM-look
- Don't want to drill four holes in your ceiling!
Don't buy, if you...
- Are looking for a sex swing to use with a stand
- Prefer softer, comfortable materials on your skin
- Want a sex sling that doesn't swing around too much
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About The Purple Reins Sex Sling
The Purple Reins Sex Sling comprises of a large, slightly padded, rectangular seat with four adjustable straps on each corner. Attached to the straps are adjustable wrist and leg loops. Each corner straps is attached to a large, C-shaped bar at the top that creates an open shape that's easy to get in and out of. This bar is hung with three non-adjustable straps to a carabiner clip at the top, which you can clip onto a ceiling hook. The entire swing is made from nylon material with metal accents, and can hold a maximum of 100kg/220lbs.
Pros
- ✅Affordable
- ✅Easy to set up
- ✅Highly adjustable
- ✅Inbuilt wrist and leg straps
Cons
- ❌Straps feel cheap and rough on the skin
- ❌Too low to be used with a sex swing stand
- ❌Upper straps aren't adjustable
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Personal Experience
Prior to using the Purple Reins Sex Sling, I’d had a little bit of swing experience under my belt, thanks to the Sportsheets Door Jam sling. However, this one is on a whole other level. The Purple Reins Sling is designed so that you can lie down in it comfortably while your partner stands. I’ve actually been interested in that position, but with a wrong-height bed and a very rickety table, I haven’t really had the chance to explore it until now.
Setting Up the Swing
Be warned: this swing does not come with any set-up instructions. You don’t have to put anything together to use it, but you will have to do a lot of sorting out and adjusting the straps. It took me a short while to figure out what everything was and where it was supposed to go. Then, I later looked at the photo on the website and realized that it had wrist and leg loops, which I’d totally missed first time around! I also hadn’t worked up the courage to drill a hole in my ceiling yet, so I tried to use a sex swing stand instead. It’s a large, four-legged frame with a hook in the center to attach the swing to. Unlike many other sling-style sex swings, like the Strict Extreme Sling, which have four anchor points, this one only has one. That means that, in theory, it should work great with regular stands, but, in practice, it’s actually much too tall to work and sits very low to the ground. This is my fault, really, as Lovehoney do state on the product page that it’s “best suited to homes with high ceilings”.Comfy and Adjustable
One reason that I didn’t love the Door Jam swing, which I tested previously, was that I wasn’t very comfortable sitting in the seat, holding myself up by the leg straps and wrist loops. The Purple Reins Sex Sling, on the other hand, lets you lie down in comfort! You can adjust the length of the straps, and the size and height of the wrist and leg loops however you prefer, and once you lower yourself down, they’re not going anywhere. As someone who isn’t particularly slim or strong, I felt like this was much more suited to me than a traditional sex swing design (as you can see by the ridiculous photo above!). Once I’d scooted my butt to the edge of the sling, my partner was able to stand in front of me and thrust at just the right height. The single hook fastening means that it swings a bit as you go, enhancing the thrusts and allowing for even deeper penetration. Of course, you won’t be able to explore the range of different positions that you can with other swings, but that’s totally fine with me — I don’t have the upper body strength to hold myself up for most of those!Design
Look, I'm just not a big purple fan. I can get on board with a lavender or lilac, but this shade of purple does nothing for me. Unfortunately, this sling doesn't come in any other colors, so I was stuck with it. At least it doesn't scream "sex swing" like a black leather one might, but I'm not sure I would keep it hung up with others around, regardless, just to avoid any awkward questions. However, thinking about design in terms of shape and style, I think Purple Reins have done a great job. The seat is large and comfortable, and the straps and sturdy and super adjustable, which I appreciate. However, I really wish the top straps were also adjustable, so it could fit nicely in a stand.
Ease of Use
Of course, any sex swing is never going to be a toy with instant gratification. You do have to spend a bit of time adjusting it to fit you and your needs. However, since there's no assembly required, it's comparably easy to get started with. It's also very easy to use, since the large seat means you don't have to balance or perch awkwardly in it.
Quality
I have to be honest and say that the Purple Reins Sex Sling is not a very high-quality product. It's sturdy, but you can tell that there wasn't a huge amount of care taken in the its construction. The nylon is rough and scratchy, some of the seams are unfinished and the straps slip around on the D-rings constantly. The seat is barely padded, and there's no padding on the leg loops. There's also no headrest, which is a common accessory with many other sex slings. Surprisingly, though, I didn't have any concerns that the swing would break or slip while I was in it.
Price
At $170, this swing is not cheap. It's certainly not the most expensive of its kind out there, but for a lower-quality sling seemingly aimed at beginners, I think it's a bit steep. For that price, I would expect better construction, nicer materials, and a couple more extras, like a headrest or head pillow. That being said, I do think that it will serve you well if you choose to go for it. It's sturdy and super adjustable, which is something that can't be said for many cheaper swings. It also comes with a storage bag, which is a helpful touch.
Performance
Lovehoney make a lot of promises on the product page of this swing. Is it "super-comfy" and "ultra-padded"? Not exactly — the seat has a thin layer of padding, but that's it, and the swing is nice to lie in but a bit scratchy. They also say "it looks so good we think you should leave it up all the time", which is a bold claim, but is definitely up to personal tastes! For my partner and I, it was fun to experiment with and easier to use than previous sex swing experiences but not something we will be revisiting often, in part because it's just not in our nature!
Packaging
The Purple Reins Sling comes in a plain, black drawstring storage bag, but has no other packaging. It's extremely discreet — I think it looks just like a piece of camping equipment. Inside the bag, you'll find the sling and a piece of paper with a couple of safety points on it, but nothing else. There are no instructions for how to set it up or how to adjust the many straps, which could definitely be problematic for some.
Materials and care
This sex swing is made entirely of nylon, which makes it cheap but not the most comfortable on the skin. Since the metal fastenings can't be removed, I don't recommend machine-washing it. Instead, I would go for a spot-cleaning method with a damp cloth and soap if needed.
Specifications and features
Height | Hook to Bar: 28 inches |
Length | Straps: Max. 60 inches, Seat: 35 inches, Wrists: Max. 13 inches, Legs: Max. 32 inches |
Width | Seat: 24 inches inches |
Maximum Weight | 220 lbs |
Adjustable | Straps on each corner, wrist and leg straps |
Fastening | Slide Buckles, Carabiner Clip |
Materials | Nylon, Metal |
Waterproof | Spot-Clean |
Storage Bag Included | Yes |
Colors Available | Purple/Black |
Comparing Purple Reins Sex Sling with alternatives
Purple Reins Sex Sling | ||||||
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Overall score | 4.1 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 3.3 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 |
Bedbible rating | 3.7 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 2.0 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 |
User rating | 4.4 / 5.0 from 46 users | 3.8 / 5.0 from 6 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 59 users | 4.4 / 5.0 from 18 users | 5 / 5.0 from 91 users | 4.6 / 5.0 from 93 users |
Price | Moderate | Moderate | Pricey | Pricey | Moderate | Affordable |
Design | 80 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 30 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
Ease of use | 95 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 70 / 100 |
Quality | 50 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 30 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 95 / 100 |
Sound | - | - | - | - | - | - |
Power | - | - | - | - | - | - |
Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | - | - |
Height | Hook to Bar: 28 inches | - | - | - | - | - |
Length | Straps: Max. 60 inches, Seat: 35 inches, Wrists: Max. 13 inches, Legs: Max. 32 inches | 38 inches | Seat and Backrest Pad 23 inches | - | - | - |
Width | Seat: 24 inches inches | 21 inches | Seat and Backrest Pad 4.5 inches | - | - | (Seat) 22 inches |
Maximum Weight | 220 lbs | - | With spring 250 lbs | Up to 150kg lbs | 300 lbs | 325 lbs |
Adjustable | Straps on each corner, wrist and leg straps | Yes | - | Support Straps and chain links | Yes! Most adjustable sex swing on the market | Yes — Seat Height and Stirrup Height |
Fastening | Slide Buckles, Carabiner Clip | - | - | Straps | Metal hardware | - |
Materials | Nylon, Metal | Leather, Super Fiber, Iron | Neoprene coated with lame' | Nylon and metal | High density foam, cotton canvas, metal hardware | Polypropylene, Polyester, Polyurethane, ABS Plastic, Galvanized Metal, TOTM Plastic, Phthalate-free PVC |
Waterproof | Spot-Clean | - | - | - | - | No, Spot Clean Only |
Storage Bag Included | Yes | - | - | No | Storage bag with room for more accessories and add-ons | No |
Colors Available | Purple/Black | - | - | - | - | Black |
Openings | - | - | - | - | Foot/leg openings 35" | - |
Reviewed by:
Rachel Worthington