Hot Octopuss Jett — Test & Review

Jeremy Mosley
by Jeremy MosleyUpdated:
3.0/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

3.0/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

2/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Jeremy Mosley

User Ratings:

3.9/5.0

Based on 182 user reviews

40/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Hot Octopuss Jett was rated 40 out of 100, which means it is designed ok.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Hot Octopuss Jett.

70/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Hot Octopuss Jett was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

80/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Hot Octopuss Jett was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Moderate

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PricePrice

Rating: Hot Octopuss Jett was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is pricier than the rest, but not the most expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

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My Verdict

The Hot Octopuss Jett does exactly what it’s supposed to do (stimulate the head and shaft of the penis through vibration) and does so very well (its very powerful), but what its supposed to do does not bring me the pleasure that I personally need to satisfy myself or bring me to climax. For that reason I rated the Hot Octopuss Jett a 2 out of 5. I prefer things that massage, suck, or stroke my penis and testicles, not just rumble and buzz against them. If You are a person that’s into vibrations, I would say the Hot Octopuss Jett is definitely worth a try. However, if your taste in personal pleasure is more akin to mine, I’d say look elsewhere.

Buy, if you...

  1. Enjoy vibrations directly on your penis
  2. Like the idea of a deep, rumbly vibration and a high intensity buzzing vibration simultaneously
  3. Want a masturbator you can stroke up and down

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Don’t enjoy vibrations on your penis
  2. Don’t want a battery operated toy
  3. Don’t like bullets with cords attached
  4. Are looking for a masturbator that fully covers the penis

About The Hot Octopuss Jett

The Hot Octopuss Jett is a customizable dual penis vibrator that markets itself as revolutionary “guybrator” that any penis-owner will enjoy! The Jett comes with a comfortable silicone penis sleeve with an attached sleeve on each side for two vibrating bullets which operate independently of each other. One bullet provides a deep, rumbly “bass” vibration and the other delivers a high-intensity “treble” vibration. Combined, they create a “musical sensation” that your penis will love.

The vibrations of the Hot Octopuss Jett are noisy, very powerful, and neither really buzzy nor rumbly

SoundSound rating

Rating: Hot Octopuss Jett was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is noisy.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Hot Octopuss Jett felt to the reviewer.

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PowerSound rating

Rating: Hot Octopuss Jett was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Hot Octopuss Jett felt to the reviewer.

Sound ratingSound ratingSound ratingSound ratingPower rating
BuzzyBuzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
RumblyRumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

Pros

  • Powerful vibrations
  • Comfortable silicone sleeve
  • Bass and treble vibrating bullets operate independently of each other
  • Simple to use

Cons

  • Battery operated
  • Cord may get in the way at times
  • May take a while to find the “perfect” setting between the two different vibrations
  • It vibrates… that’s all, nothing more

My Experience With Hot Octopuss Jett

My Personal Experiences with Hot Octopuss Jett

Finding the Perfect Sensation

I played around with the Hot Octopuss Jett on various settings. First, I tried the bass vibrating bullet and the treble vibrating bullet separately. I got the most pleasure out of the bass vibration at its lowest setting and the treble vibration at its highest. When combined, these preferences remained the same, as the sensation of the low, rumbly bass vibration at its lowest setting combined with the high frequency treble vibration at its highest setting gave me the most pleasure.

Using While Flaccid vs Using While Erect

I also tried using the Hot Octopuss Jett on my penis when erect as well as flaccid. I actually got much more enjoyment out of the Jett on my flaccid penis, as the vibration also stimulated my testicles as well. It was a very good feeling! When using the Hot Octopuss Jett on my erect penis near the head, I found the sensation more distracting than anything and less pleasurable. Then I decided to slide the sleeve to the base of my penis, and while it still didn’t feel as good as when it was on my flaccid penis, it was enjoyable. This also allowed me to stroke the upper part of my shaft and the head of my penis, which is how I reached orgasm.

The Big O… Or Lack Thereof

It’s important to note that, while I did enjoy the sensation of the Hot Octopuss Jett on my flaccid penis, I did not achieve an erection from it, nor did I achieve an orgasm from using it on my erect penis. For me, this is big because I felt like I climaxed in spite of the Jett, not because of it.

Design

Hot Octopuss Jett Design

The Hot Octopuss Jett has a simple design consisting of a controller with two sets of plus and minus (+/-) buttons, two bullets attached to a cord of approximately 22 inches in length, and a silicone penis sleeve, with openings for each of the two bullets. I wasn’t a fan of the cord. Although it was long enough, it still got in my way from time to time. My biggest complaint about the design of the product would be that the bullets are side by side, directly next to each other. This took away the distinctness of the treble and bass vibrations and made for a “muddied” vibration that was hard to tell that the bullets were in fact doing two different things. I personally would love to feel the sensation of the Hot Octopuss Jett if the bullets were on opposite sides of the penis, whether to the left and right or top and bottom of the penis.

Ease of Use

Hot Octopuss Jett Ease of Use

The Hot Octopuss Jett is simple to use, although it may take time to find the setting that is most pleasurable to you. Each bullet is controlled by a plus and minus (+/-) button. The power that each bullet puts out is gradually increased from levels 1 to 6 with each press of the plus button, and is likewise reduced with each press of the minus button. In the center of the controller is a small round button that changes the vibrational pattern of the bullets. There are 10 vibrational patterns to select from, including a solid vibration and 9 other pulsating patterns. The vibrational pattern affects both bullets, although you can still operate the treble and bass bullets at different levels of intensity within each pattern.

Quality

Hot Octopuss Jett Quality

The Hot Octopuss Jett is of good quality. The controller is battery powered but does not feel cheap or flimsy. The bullets are connected to the controller by a cord but the cord isn’t thin and doesn’t look like it would break easily. The silicone penis sleeve is very comfortable and has a good stretch to it but retains its shape well.

Price

Hot Octopuss Jett Price

The official Hot Octopuss website lists the Jett for $69.95 USD which I personally feel is a little pricey for a battery operated toy. The Hot Octopuss Jett does, however, pack a lot of power in its bullets, so where it lacks in ability to charge or go wireless, it makes up for in power.

Performance

Hot Octopuss Jett Performance

The Hot Octopuss Jett PERFORMS! The treble and bass bullets each have the capacity to stimulate the penis with a ton of sensation individually but combined they create an explosive rush of power to your pecker!

Packaging

Hot Octopuss Jett Packaging

The Hot Octopuss Jett comes packaged in a 6x2x6 box which displays the product on the cover. Inside the box is the controller, bullets with their cord attachments, a silicone penis sleeve, instructions, and warranty information, all held in a plastic tray. The Hot Octopuss Jett does not come equipped with batteries.

Materials and care

Hot Octopuss Jett Materials and care

The Hot Octopuss Jett is NOT waterproof, I repeat it is not waterproof. Do not try to clean this product by sticking it underwater. If the silicone sleeve is detached from the bullets it can be washed with water and a mild soap or toy cleaner. To clean the bullets, I would recommend taking a dry cloth and applying a very small amount of toy cleaner to it to wipe them. A dry cloth can be used to wipe down the controller.

Special feature

Hot Octopuss Jett Special feature

The special feature of the Hot Octopuss Jett is the dual vibration that the Jett offers. Each bullet offers six speeds of intensity. The control for the Hot Octopuss Jett allows for each bullet to be set independently at the speed most pleasuring to the user to create the most orgasmic experience.

Specifications and features

Vibration modes10 
Vibration speeds6 
Length2.3 inches
DiameterPenis sleeve: 1.2 inches; max stretch 2.9 inches
MaterialsSilicone, ABS Plastic 
WaterproofNo 
Battery LifeOver 60 minutes
RechargeableNo, Uses 4 AA Batteries 
Travel LockNo 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Colors AvailableBlack 

Comparing Hot Octopuss Jett with alternatives

Compare Hot Octopuss JettHot Octopuss Jett
Overall score3.0 / 5.0 NaN / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 3.8 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0
Bedbible rating2.0 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 3.0 / 5.0 3.8 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0
User rating3.9 / 5.0
from 182 users
NaN / 5.0
from 0 users
4.5 / 5.0
from 99 users
5 / 5.0
from 2 users
3.9 / 5.0
from 360 users
5 / 5.0
from 12 users
PriceModerate Affordable Premium Pricey Affordable Pricey
Design40 / 100 90 / 100 80 / 100 30 / 100 95 / 100 100 / 100
Ease of use70 / 100 80 / 100 90 / 100 80 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100
Quality80 / 100 95 / 100 90 / 100 20 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100
Sound80 / 100 40 / 100 60 / 100 80 / 100 -80 / 100
Power80 / 100 80 / 100 60 / 100 60 / 100 -40 / 100
Buzzy/Rumblysomewhat rumbly somewhat rumbly neither really buzzy nor rumbly neither really buzzy nor rumbly -somewhat buzzy
Vibration modes10 -10+ --5
Vibration speeds6 8 ----
Length2.3 inches(Regular) 5.67 inches, (XL) 6 inches12.1 inches10.25 inches--
DiameterPenis sleeve: 1.2 inches; max stretch 2.9 inches-----
MaterialsSilicone, ABS Plastic Silicone, aluminum alloy, LEXAN TPE, Silicone, Plastic Sleeve: TPE PE & TPE TPE
WaterproofNo Yes Splashproof No No -
Battery LifeOver 60 minutes40 - 120 minutes120 minutes420 minutes--
RechargeableNo, Uses 4 AA Batteries Yes (USB charger) Yes Yes --
Travel LockNo -----
Storage Bag IncludedNo No Comes with Storage Cap No -No
Colors AvailableBlack -Black, White Black/White -Light Skin Tone
Insertable length-(Regular) 4.3 inches, (XL) 4.7 inches-6.5 inches5 inches-
Width-(Regular) 2.83 inches, (XL) 2.83 inches3.3 inches--10 inches
Weight-(Regular) 0.69 lbs., (XL) 0.7 lbs1.38 lbs1.75 lbs-15 lbs
Vibration patterns-7 -7 --
Remote Controls-Yes (app) No ---
Openings-One 1 Vaginal Opening 1 Neutral Orifice -2, Vaginal and Anal
Charging Time--150 minutes180 minutes--
Diameter (internal)---7.37 inches0.5 inches.75 inches
Texture---Texturized Nubs --
Ingredients----Lube: Water, Glycerin, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Sodium Polyacrylate, Phenoxyethanol, Methylparaben, Hydroxypropyl Beta Cyclodextrin, IPBC. -
Condom safe----Yes -
Height-----16 inches
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FAQ

Is the Hot Octopuss Jett waterproof?
No. The Hot Octopuss Jett is not waterproof so please exercise caution when cleaning it or using it anywhere near water.
Do the vibrations hurt?
No. Even at the highest setting on both bullets (which is not recommended in the instruction manual), the Hot Octopuss Jett is not painful. Stop use immediately if you experience any pain, as the Jett should not cause any pain. Prolonged use of the Jett at a high setting may reduce sensation in the penis temporarily (a few seconds to a couple of minutes max).
Is the Hot Octopuss Jett quiet?
Nope! The Hot Octopuss Jett is very powerful and, unfortunately, you will hear every bit of it as its producing that power.
Author
Jeremy Mosley
Jeremy Mosley

Enthusiast and advocate for all things consensually sexual and kinky, even the taboo. Sex positive, body positive, and constantly learning more about sexuality in general as well as my own sexuality. Experienced in working in adult novelty retail and very comfortable talking about what real sex looks like between real people, which is not the smoke and mirrors you get from porn. Certified freak 7 days a week Sorry, lol, got carried away at the end there.

Age: 35
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Sex toy experience: Beginner
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