Hot Octopuss KURVE – Test & Review

Grace Selena
by Grace SelenaLast updated: December 17, 2021
Hot Octopuss KURVE

The first vaginal toy from legendary UK brand Hot Octopuss, the KURVE is advertised as a customisable G-spot vibrator the likes of which the world has never seen before. Forgoing the usual expectation of having either a rumbly or buzzy motor, Hot Octopuss have geniusly decided to combine the two for the very first time, allowing you to enjoy them together or separately through their unique Treble & Bass Technology. Five vibration modes for each then allows you to find your perfect frequency, whilst another five pattern modes really take things up a notch. Plus, the KURVE also features everything you’d expect out of a luxury vibrator, being fully waterproof, USB rechargeable, and body-safe.

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90/100
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95/100
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 90/100
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 95/100
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 Low

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 0.0/5.0

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My Personal Experiences

My Personal Experiences with Hot Octopuss KURVE

First Impressions

Hot Octopuss are well known for their incredibly rumbly and powerful vibrators, and make some of my favourite toys. Still, I had no clue what to expect from their mashup of Treble & Bass (which, admittedly, sounds a lot better than Buzzy & Rumbly), as combining the two is something I’ve never even thought of before, let alone heard of. Turning on both motors, however, I was immediately impressed by their level of power. Separately, these are vibrations that I would be in awe of in any sex toy, so the fact that they are presented together in the KURVE just blew my mind, and still does.   

Trying It Out

Despite being a little on the large side for a vibrator, I find inserting the KURVE relatively easy, although using a small dildo first can make things even smoother. Once in, I then find it surprisingly sits perfectly over my G-Spot, which means I can start to stimulate it right from the get-go with only the smallest amount of movement. This already feels amazing, and I could easily just use the toy like this without even turning the vibrations on! But when I do? Oh my god. Individually the two motors provide some of the best G-Spot stimulation I’ve ever had, with the Bass being my favourite. But when I use them together… my soul might as well have left my body. It goes without saying that this is the best G-Spot vibrator I’ve ever used, and orgasms with it are sheer bliss.

Grace Selena

Tested and reviewed by

Grace Selena

Age:
26
Sex toy experience:
Experienced
Gender:
She / They
Sexual orientation:
Queer
Recommended for

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
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Buzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
Rumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

You should buy the Hot Octopuss KURVE if you...

Enjoy powerful vibrations
Want a 2-in-1 toy that can offer both internal & external stimulation
Need an accessible toy with extra large & prominent buttons for easy use

You should NOT buy the Hot Octopuss KURVE if you...

Want a vibrator to use anally
Need a low maintenance toy that’s easy to clean
Are sensitive to strong vibrations

Specifications and features

Specifications and features Hot Octopuss KURVE
Vibration modes1 steady & 4 pattern modes 
Vibration speeds5 
Length194mm / 7.6 inches
Insertable length125mm / 4.9 inches
DiameterTip: 4.25cm / 1.67 inches | Shaft: 3.5cm / 1.37 inches
Weight189g / 0.4 lbs
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsSilicone/ABS Plastic 
RechargeableYes 
Battery Life120 minutes
Charging Time120  minutes
Travel LockNo 
Remote ControlsNo 
Storage Bag IncludedYes 
Pros
Fully waterproof
Stylish design
Body-safe & high-quality
Powerful & customisable vibrations
Easy to use controls
Cons
Seams & logo make it difficult to clean
A bit noisy
Basic packaging despite the price
Not safe for anal play
No travel-lock

Conclusion

Unlike most other brands, Hot Octopuss only releases a few select products each year, so you always know they’re going to be good. But they have really outdone themselves with the KURVE, which, for their very first attempt at a G-Spot vibrator, is now my new favourite. Not only brilliant in regards to both appearance and functionally, but the combination of the two motors is just a complete game changer, and I’m not sure I can ever be content with just one from now on! Plus, even without the motors turned on, that perfect curve paired with a thick shaft and gel head all make for an excellent product on their own. Truly the only downside to this toy is that it is a little annoying to clean, but considering the pleasure it gives, you won’t be hearing any complaints from me!

How to use Hot Octopuss KURVE

Not sure where to start? Here’s my tips for getting the most out of the Hot Octopuss KURVE…

Hot Octopuss KURVE
Use Lube
Hot Octopuss KURVE
Using lubricant is a must for internal vibrators such as the KURVE, especially as Hot Octopuss’s silicone is quite draggy. Lube will allow it to glide effectively, reducing friction and aiding insertion, which in turn will enhance pleasure. Just ensure you don’t use silicone-based types, which might compromise the toy’s material.
Find Your Frequency
Hot Octopuss KURVE
The KURVE’s tagline of the “world’s first customisable G-spot vibrator” refers to the fact that its dual motors can be controlled independently, allowing you to choose the perfect blend between rumbly and buzzy vibrations. Since this is so unique, it’d be a shame not to try it out and just stick to one motor (or both!) when the toy offers so much more, so make sure to explore.
Hot Octopuss KURVE
Hot Octopuss KURVE
Explore Different Areas
Hot Octopuss KURVE
Speaking of exploration, this toy can offer a lot more than just G-Spot vibes. Since the vibrations are so strong, the KURVE can easily double as an external vibrator for areas such as the clitoris or penis, making it the perfect two-in-one toy and also a great option for beginners who are looking to buy just one core product. Just remember though that the KURVE is not safe for anal play!
Get Wet
Hot Octopuss KURVE
The KURVE is 100% waterproof, which is not only great for cleaning, but play too. So make sure to schedule in some time to try it out either in the shower or the bathtub, which will offer all new sensations. Plus, it’ll also help to drown out any noise that you might be worried about, making this the best place to use the toy if you need to be discreet.
Hot Octopuss KURVE

FAQ

Who is the Hot Octopuss KURVE for?
The Hot Octopuss KURVE is intended for people with a G-Spot. However, its strong motors really lends itself to all kinds of play, and can easily be used as an external vibrator on other erogenous zones. The only place the KURVE cannot go is the anus, as its lack of base makes it dangerous for this kind of play.
How do you charge the Hot Octopuss KURVE?
Being USB rechargeable, charging the KURVE is easy. Simply plug one end into a USB port (such as those on your laptop or the adapter you use with your phone), and the other end can then be plugged into the charging hole at the bottom of the toy’s handle (you may need to press firmly the first time to break the seal). When charging a LED light above the charging hole will light up red, and this will become green when fully charged. It should then take around two hours to charge, which will give you around two hours of playtime in return.
What does the Hot Octopuss KURVE’s Treble & Bass mean?
Treble & Bass are really just fancy names for buzzy and rumbly, which are the two types of vibrations often found in sex toys and part of the criteria by which we judge them here at Bedbible. Buzzy is often cheaper and features a higher frequency that just stimulates the surface area of the skin, whilst rumbly vibrations are low-frequency, allowing them to stimulate deeper into the tissue. People can enjoy either and it really comes down to preference, so including both types in one toy is very exciting.
Can you use the Hot Octopuss KURVE with other toys?
Absolutely! The Hot Octpuss KURVE is intended to stimulate the G-Spot, and even if you do use it elsewhere it can only do one thing at a time. So since most people cannot orgasm from G-Spot or vaginal stimulation alone, you’ll want to pair it with a good clitoral vibrator, or alternatively a dildo if you want to use it externally.

Instructions - Manual

Hot Octopuss offer online instructions for the KURVE directly at their website here, although there are many more specifications on the actual product page. 

How did the Hot Octopuss KURVE get tested and reviewed?

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We sent the Hot Octopuss KURVE to the tester’s address, free of charge. They tested the product and got to keep it afterward, with no strings attached.

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Our tester then put the product through its paces. After trying the product out at home, the tester then recorded their experience, evaluation, and overall rating of Hot Octopuss KURVE to share with you in this review.

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After non-substantial editing, the review is uploaded to this page. Both good and bad reviews get uploaded, and no points that the tester writes in their review are left out.

The only editing we do is uploading and adding additional information such as the product specifications, comparisons to other products, and links to places where you can buy the Hot Octopuss KURVE.