The Original Magic Wand Rechargeable Review
My Verdict
To be honest, I was absolutely giddy when I learned I had the opportunity to test and review the coveted Magic Wand. After all, these things are probably one of the most recognized and loved sex toys on the planet. However, my disappointment began immediately after turning the toy on. But let me begin with the positive. If it takes a 5 Richter scale earthquake to get you off or you view riding a full-sized jackhammer as erotic, this is definitely the right product for you. In all seriousness, some people, for whatever reason, lack sensitivity in their nether regions. Therefore, they require vigorous stimulation in order to reach orgasm. So, in cases like that, I would recommend the Magic Wand. It can be used solo or with a partner and can double as a strong massager that can easily work out knotted muscles. However, because of the massive number of dangers, warnings and cautions related to the product, please consider whether or not the risks outweigh the benefits. Fortunately, there are many, equally as powerful sex toys on the market that can get the job done like the Tracey Cox Supersex Powerful Rechargeable Wand Vibrator or the Lovehoney Gyr8tor Extra Powerful Rechargeable Gyrating Vibrator. In closing, I gave the Original Magic Wand Rechargeable a 1-star rating. The only reason I gave it that is because of its solid construction and super-charged 6,300 RPM motor. Otherwise, I found this sex toy to be too strong, too big, too bulky, too dangerous and far too overrated.
Buy, if you...
- need extreme power to orgasm
- don't mind the warnings and hazards
- have tried other toys without orgasming
Don't buy, if you...
- have any of the health related issues in the manual
- are sensitive
- easily bruise
About The Original Magic Wand Rechargeable
6,300 RPM; am I talking about the small engine of a sports car? Or, maybe I am describing a Roller Camshaft for a Chevy small block engine. Could I be referring to a 1/2″ drive, 6,300 RPM, 520 ft/lb. torque impact wrench with a pistol grip handle? Nope. Strap on that tool belt, baby, I am about to tell you all about the little black dress of sex toys – the go to OG of orgasms – The Magic Wand. Created in 1968 as a personal massager, people have been massaging more than sore backs with this behemoth of a tool. And, according to reviews going back for many years, the Magic Wand is the most amazing, orgasm producing sex toy ever created! However, this gal couldn’t disagree more. Therefore, you are about to read what may become known as “the most unpopular sex toy review in history.” And I may very-well be booed, pummeled with rotten produce and whipped with leather straps (though, that part I may like a little). But this is the truth, my opinion and my personal experience with the Original Magic Wand Rechargeable. Be gentle, dear readers.
The vibrations of the Original Magic Wand Rechargeable are very loud, extremely powerful, and somewhat buzzy
Pros
- ✅Extremely strong vibration
- ✅Sturdy construction
- ✅Rechargeable
- ✅Packaging displays nothing adult in nature
Cons
- ❌ Risk of death, serious injury, electric shock
- ❌Far too expensive for only 8 settings
- ❌Fire hazard
- ❌Cannot be cleaned and sanitized properly
Table of contents (13)
Personal Experience
I have had better orgasms humping my pillow than with the Original Magic Wand Rechargeable. For example, have you ever been intimate with someone that does one thing over and over and over again and it’s so unpleasurable that you just want to scream, “STOP! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, JUST STOP!”? That’s how I felt using this appliance. And, I was fully clothed. There is no way I would place this thing anywhere near my delicate tissues. Again, 6,300 RPM, this thing packs a massive amount of power. It shook my vagina, labia, bowels, bladder, thighs and every bone in my body. In addition, the head left bruises between my legs. And in regard to noise, my daughter stuck her head in my bedroom door and said, “What in the heck are you running in here?!” as it sounded as if I were jackhammering up my subfloor. Look, I am a small woman. So, the fit wasn’t right at all for me. Plus, because of my size and the fact that I require only whisper-soft caresses to bring me to climax, the Magic Wand was just too much. I swear my teeth are still chattering together.
Design
The Original Magic Wand Rechargeable is a large sex toy or small appliance; yes, I said appliance. In my opinion, it’s far too large to be considered an externally used sex toy as it measures a full 12.5” in length and 7.5” in girth at its largest point – the vibrating head. And speaking of the vibrating head, it’s attached to the hard-plastic body of the wand with a flexible area – for those hard-to-reach-places – and to disperse the pressure when using it. Keep in mind, not only does the motor make it a powerful appliance, it makes it quite heavy as well. Although I didn’t weigh the monstrosity, I would guess that it weighs about 3 lbs. So, it’s a fantastic design for massaging sore muscles as it really gets in there and vibrates vigorously. But beware; using this thing on your naughty bits may, or may not be a good thing, depending on how sensitive you are.
Ease of Use
The Original Magic Wand Rechargeable is pretty straightforward when it comes to ease-of-use. First, you plug it in to get it charged. This took nearly 3 hours for me. However, if you just can’t wait, the wand can be used while plugged in. Once charged or plugged in, you simply click the power button then choose from 4 levels of vibrations or 4 vibrating patterns. This sex toy (small appliance) isn’t meant to be inserted, so don’t try! There is a danger warning telling users not to do so, under any circumstance. So, simply press the Magic Wand against your entire vaginal area – it’s far too big for targeted, clitoral stimulation – and hold on to your bones, teeth and internal organs! The toy is extremely powerful, shockingly so. I highly recommend trying it for the first time through your clothing. Then if you can handle the power, strip down and have a blast. But keep in mind, the vibrations shudder throughout the wand, so your hand and arm will definitely feel it. Plus, if you have carpal tunnel, this thing will torture your wrists because of its weight and being so bottom-heavy. If you’re with a partner, I would suggest having them hold the Magic Wand for you.
Quality
Although I am not a fan of the Original Magic Wand Rechargeable at all, I can give them kudos for building a solid, sturdy tool. Seriously, this thing could double as a weapon to knock out would-be burglars. But again, the sheer sound of this toy would likely scare away any prowlers not to mention waking up any kids, pets, houseguests or nearby neighbors. It sounds as if you’re remodeling your bedroom. On the other hand, the head of the Magic Wand is made of body-safe, quality silicone so no concerns with having an allergic reaction or exposing yourself to any nasty chemicals. The silicone is soft, slightly spongy and feels lovely against your skin. Overall, the Original Magic Wand Rechargeable is a reliable, powerful and a well-made piece of equipment.
Price
In my opinion, the Original Magic Wand Rechargeable is overrated and over-priced. While it’s a well-made, extremely strong massager, you can find many sex toys for the same price – or below – that have far more features and far less warnings. Yes, there are dozens of warnings that go along with this product, many of which are ignored. I will elaborate more on that below. But, if you happen to be someone that needs a great deal of stimulation to reach orgasm, or if you want something that can double as a fantastic body massager then the price may be worth it for you.
Performance
The Magic Wand got hot to the touch several minutes after turning it on, so it will overheat if you’re not careful. And again, there is a warning about that in the included leaflet. It is a fire hazard. But hey, when it comes to wild sex, who doesn’t like a little danger? Just make sure your homeowners’ insurance is paid up.
Packaging
The Original Magic Wand Rechargeable came in a nice, thick rectangular box. There is nothing of a sexual manner printed on the box, so you can easily use it for storage and not feel the need to hide it from little ones. It was packed nicely inside, with cardboard cut-outs holding the wand in place – so damage during shipping is highly unlikely. The set came with the wand, charging cord and a booklet explaining how to use it. But that’s where things just got too weird for me. You MUST read and pay attentionto the warnings!
Materials and care
The Magic Wand is made from sturdy, hard plastic with a soft silicone head. The head is attached to the body of the toy with a flexible area that allows it to bend and flex with pressure. Therefore, the massager is solid and doesn’t seem as if it would break easily. I would recommend using only a water-based lubricant when placing the massager against your body – as the head is silicone. However, the instructions clearly warn: “Do not use any lotions, oils, creams, or water with this product.”And as far as cleaning goes, there is warning after warning stating not to get the wand or the head of the wand wet. So, I cannot give you any advice on cleaning the Magic Wand, if you happen to buy one. Ordinarily, I would tell my readers to clean silicone toys using soap and warm water or a toy cleanser or wipe. But considering the warnings, clean it at your own risk. For that matter, USE AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Special feature
As promised above, I absolutely must talk about the incredibly ridiculous about of warnings, dangers and cautions that come with the Original Magic Wand Rechargeable.
- From the pamphlet:
Specifications and features
Vibration modes | 4 patterns and 4 speeds |
Length | 13 inches |
Diameter | 2.5 inches |
Waterproof | No |
Battery Life | 3 minutes |
Materials | Plastic, Silicone |
Rechargeable | Yes |
Travel Lock | No |
Comparing Original Magic Wand Rechargeable with alternatives
Original Magic Wand Rechargeable | ||||||
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Overall score | 2.9 / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 |
Bedbible rating | 1.0 / 5.0 | 2.0 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 |
User rating | 4.8 / 5.0 from 469 users | 5 / 5.0 from 154 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 36 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 960 users | 4.4 / 5.0 from 53 users | 4.4 / 5.0 from 56 users |
Price | Premium | Affordable | Moderate | Pricey | Premium | Premium |
Design | 40 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 98 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
Ease of use | 20 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 98 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 60 / 100 |
Quality | 80 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
Sound | 100 / 100 | 40 / 100 | null / 100 | 40 / 100 | 20 / 100 | - |
Power | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 60 / 100 | - |
Buzzy/Rumbly | very rumbly | very rumbly | somewhat rumbly | somewhat rumbly | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | - |
Vibration modes | 4 patterns and 4 speeds | 20 settings | - | 12 | 5 | - |
Length | 13 inches | 4.3 Inches inches | - | 8.6 inches | 2.2 inches | 10.25 inches |
Diameter | 2.5 inches | 0.93 inches inches | - | 1.4 inches | - | 1.5 inches |
Waterproof | No | Submersible | IPX7 | Yes | Yes | Yes |
Battery Life | 3 minutes | 70 minutes minutes | 90 minutes | Up to 240 minutes | 60 minutes | 480 minutes |
Materials | Plastic, Silicone | Silicone | Silicone | Silicone/ABS Plastic | Silicone | Medical-grade silicone |
Rechargeable | Yes | Yes, USB | Magnetic USB | Yes | Yes | Yes |
Travel Lock | No | - | - | Yes | Yes | - |
Vibration speeds | - | 2 speeds | - | - | - | - |
Vibration patterns | - | 19 patterns | - | - | - | - |
Charging Time | - | 45 minutes minutes | 90 minutes | 120 minutes | 120 minutes | 30 minutes |
Clitoral suction | - | - | 11 levels of Pressure Wave technology modes | - | - | - |
Colors Available | - | - | Ice Blue, Gold, Copper | Blue, Pink, Black | - | Purple, Turquoise, Black, Red |
Insertable length | - | - | - | 5 inches | - | 5.75 inches |
Storage Bag Included | - | - | - | Yes | Yes | No |
Width | - | - | - | - | 2.3 inches | - |
Thrust Modes | - | - | - | - | - | 6 speed settings |
Remote Controls | - | - | - | - | - | No |
Reviewed by:
Edie