The Original Magic Wand Rechargeable
The Original Magic Wand Rechargeable
I have had better orgasms humping my pillow than with the Original Magic Wand Rechargeable.
For example, have you ever been intimate with someone that does one thing over and over and over again and it’s so unpleasurable that you just want to scream, “STOP! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, JUST STOP!”?
That’s how I felt using this appliance. And, I was fully clothed. There is no way I would place this thing anywhere near my delicate tissues.
Again, 6,300 RPM, this thing packs a massive amount of power. It shook my vagina, labia, bowels, bladder, thighs and every bone in my body. In addition, the head left bruises between my legs. And in regard to noise, my daughter stuck her head in my bedroom door and said, “What in the heck are you running in here?!” as it sounded as if I were jackhammering up my subfloor.
Look, I am a small woman. So, the fit wasn’t right at all for me. Plus, because of my size and the fact that I require only whisper-soft caresses to bring me to climax, the Magic Wand was just too much. I swear my teeth are still chattering together.
Edwina felt so strongly about her experience with the Original Magic Wand Rechargeable, she’s written a fantastic blog post about it. It’s a must-read for anyone considering buying one!
6,300 RPM; am I talking about the small engine of a sports car? Or, maybe I am describing a Roller Camshaft for a Chevy small block engine. Could I be referring to a 1/2″ drive, 6,300 RPM, 520 ft/lb. torque impact wrench with a pistol grip handle?
Strap on that tool belt, baby, I am about to tell you all about the little black dress of sex toys – the go to OG of orgasms – The Magic Wand.
Created in 1968 as a personal massager, people have been massaging more than sore backs with this behemoth of a tool. And, according to reviews going back for many years, the Magic Wand is the most amazing, orgasm producing sex toy ever created!
However, this gal couldn’t disagree more.
Therefore, you are about to read what may become known as “the most unpopular sex toy review in history.” And I may very-well be booed, pummeled with rotten produce and whipped with leather straps (though, that part I may like a little). But this is the truth, my opinion and my personal experience with the Original Magic Wand Rechargeable.
Be gentle, dear readers.
|Features||Original Magic Wand Rechargeable|
|Vibrations||4 patterns and 4 speeds|
|Diameter||2.5 inches (2 inch silicone head)|
|Battery||Up to 3 hours|
|Materials||Plastic and silicone|
|Volume||High / Medium / Low /Silent|
DANGER: “Indicates a hazardous situation which, if not avoided, will result in death or serious injury.” Not maybe, not a slight possibility; it will result in death or serious injury. There are 10 of these dangers listed including not getting the Magic Wand wet, not inserting it into any bodily orifice and not to use it on any wet body part. Just remember, these things, according to the manufacturer WILL result in death or serious injury. I cannot stress that enough.
WARNING: “Indicates a hazardous situation which, if not avoided, could result in death and serious injury.” There are 45 warnings listed, one of which includes a bullet list of 13 conditions, ailments, illnesses and people who should not use the product. I qualified for 3 of them. Thank goodness I lived through my testing of the Magic Wand!
CAUTION: “Indicates a hazardous situation which, if not avoided, could result in minor or moderate injury.” There are a total of 13 cautions mentioned in the booklet. But hey, according to the manufacturer, doing one of these things won’t kill you.
Sure, you can view this as the manufacturer covering their rears in order to avoid multi-million-dollar lawsuits. But, think about it, dangers, warnings and cautions are created for a reason. Meaning, someone, somewhere at some time had something happen to them that required the manufacturer to label the product with these cautionary rules for usage.
And I seriously doubt someone will tell the fire department that their house burned to the ground because they were using their Magic Wand under the covers.
Therefore, I do not recommend this product at all. However, if you’re an adrenaline junkie that enjoys taking risks, then this is the sex toy for you.
To be honest, I was absolutely giddy when I learned I had the opportunity to test and review the coveted Magic Wand. After all, these things are probably one of the most recognized and loved sex toys on the planet. However, my disappointment began immediately after turning the toy on.
But let me begin with the positive.
If it takes a 5 Richter scale earthquake to get you off or you view riding a full-sized jackhammer as erotic, this is definitely the right product for you. In all seriousness, some people, for whatever reason, lack sensitivity in their nether regions. Therefore, they require vigorous stimulation in order to reach orgasm. So, in cases like that, I would recommend the Magic Wand.
It can be used solo or with a partner and can double as a strong massager that can easily work out knotted muscles.
However, because of the massive number of dangers, warnings and cautions related to the product, please consider whether or not the risks outweigh the benefits. Fortunately, there are many, equally as powerful sex toys on the market that can get the job done like the Tracey Cox Supersex Powerful Rechargeable Wand Vibrator or the Lovehoney Gyr8tor Extra Powerful Rechargeable Gyrating Vibrator.
In closing, I gave the Original Magic Wand Rechargeable a 1-star rating. The only reason I gave it that is because of its solid construction and super-charged 6,300 RPM motor. Otherwise, I found this sex toy to be too strong, too big, too bulky, too dangerous and far too overrated.
Wand vibrators are a sex toy staple and there are endless makes, models, and sizes to choose from. Luckily, this also means there are plenty of different price points to choose from depending on your budget and desires. Here are two other, very popular, wand-style massagers and how they measure up.
|Features||Original Magic Wand Rechargeable||Mantric Rechargeable Wand Vibrator||Tracey Cox Supersex Rechargeable Wand|
|Vibrations||4 patterns and 4 speeds||7 vibration modes||7 patterns and 3 speeds|
|Length||13 inches||10 inches||7 inches|
|Head diameter||2 inches||1.71 inches||2.06 inches|
|Battery||Up to 3 hours||Up to 45 minutes|
|Materials||Plastic and silicone||Silicone||Silicone|
|Volume||High / Medium / Low / Silent||High / Medium / Low / Silent||High / Medium / Low / Silent|
We sent the Original Magic Wand Rechargeable to the tester’s address, free of charge, to use and test it (and even keep afterwards), with no strings attached.
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With a toy as popular as the Original Magic Wand Rechargeable, there are bound to be plenty of fake versions knocking around. To avoid ending up with a low-quality, fake product, always buy from a trusted sex toy company such as the ones linked in this review.
This is a loud sex toy and not the best option if you are looking for something discreet.
The battery lasts up to three hours.
No, it is not waterproof or even splashproof, so make sure to keep it dry. In fact, the instructions state: “Do not use any lotions, oils, creams, or water with this product.”
The Magic Wand vibrators were originally designed as massage tools to sooth achey muscles — perfect after a long day! They can however, also be used for intense clitoral stimulation.
Given the warnings in the instruction booklet, you should be extremely careful when cleaning your Original Magic Wand Rechargeable vibrator and keep it as dry as possible. You can use a damp cloth and fragrance / colour free soap or sex toy cleaner but do not get the product wet.