How to Make Fake Cum [9 DIY Ideas]

Wondering how to make fake cum with things you have around the house? It’s much easier than you may think.

So, check your kitchen cupboard or bathroom cabinets for ingredients and I will give you several recipes to may fake cum at home.

Let’s get started with the fake cum recipes that can be used internally as well as externally.

Table of contents:

Body safe recipes
Edible Fake Cum Recipes
What is Fake Cum?
Why Use Fake Cum?
The Best Fake Cum You Can Purchase

Body Safe Fake Cum Recipes

The following fake cum recipes are safe for use inside and outside the body. But keep in mind, since we all have different bodies, please watch for any signs of allergic reaction or yeast infection when using any of these.

Furthermore, only one of these recipes is safe for consumption. So, let’s get started with the recipe that looks, feels, smells, and tastes most like the real thing and can be used for both edible lube and regular lube, as well as being ejaculating dildo compatible.

1 – Internet Popular Fake Cum Recipe

This recipe is the most frequently posted fake cum recipe on the internet. However, you rarely get to see what it looks like and if it turns out the way people claim it does.

That being said, having made this recipe in my kitchen, feeling and tasting it, I have to say, it’s 1 of 2 of the most realistic faux cum recipe here. Yes, it looks and feels quite authentic but the taste isn’t very realistic.

Therefore, you may want to tweak the ratio of salt and yogurt. Also, keep in mind that although this is edible and body-safe, it does contain raw eggs.

Here’s what you need to make this edible and body-safe, fake cum recipe:

1 cup water
2 Tablespoons corn starch
1 egg white
A pinch of salt
1 Tablespoon plain yogurt

First, place ¾ cup of water in a small pan on the stove. Mix the other ¼ cup of water with 2 Tablespoons of corn starch, until dissolved, then add to the water on the stove.

Heat the mixture till simmering and to the desired thickness, making sure to stir constantly. Otherwise, it will develop clumps.

Then, remove the mixture from heat and cool completely.

Next, separate the yolk from the egg white, adding the white to the cornstarch mixture. Mix well.

Lastly, add 1 Tablespoon of yogurt and salt to taste, mixing well. You can add more or less yogurt to suit your taste of flavor and texture.

The Cum Shot

And here is what the finished product looks like both on a black background and on the skin!

2 – Aloe Homemade Fake Cum

This fake cum recipe isn’t edible. However, it is body-safe, makes a fantastic lube, and moisturizes too!

After making this one, I realized that the clean-up is non-existent! Plus, it isn’t sticky, doesn’t require washing up, and rubs right into the skin.

Here’s what you’ll need:

1 bottle pure, clear, aloe vera gel
1 Tablespoon cornstarch
¼ cup of warm tap water

First, measure ¼ cup of warm tap water into a cup. Then, add 1 Tablespoon of cornstarch and mix till dissolved.

Next, squirt the desired amount of aloe vera gel into a bowl. Add the liquid mixture to the aloe vera a little at a time, until the desired thickness is reached.

Also, you can warm the mixture in the microwave to make it thicker.

The Cum Shot

This is how the aloe vera gel imitation jizz turned out. What do you think?

Aloe vera and corn starch fake cum on skin

3 – Mixed Lube Fake Cum Recipe

If you are a masturbation master, you probably have more than one type of lube on hand. So, get a bit creative and make your own homemade, fake cum that’s super slippery and safe to use inside and out!

I found this one to be thinner than most of these recipes. However, cum comes in all consistencies!

Therefore, this one might be the perfect fake cum recipe for you!

Here’s all you need:

Water-based lubricant
Cream-based anal or fisting lube

First, squirt some water-based lubricant into a bowl. Then, add a small amount of cream lubricant, mixing until you reach the desired consistency and color.

Also, you may need to heat the mixture for about 5 seconds in the microwave so the cream melts a bit.

Not only is this concoction easy to make, but it’s also the safest fake cum to use for penetration as well as with sex toys!

The Cum Shot

It’s hard to believe mixing two types of lube could come out looking this good!

4 – How to Make Fake Cum from Water-Based Lube

Most all of us have a bottle of water-based lube next to our beds – and if you don’t, I haven’t done my job properly! But if you do have a bottle of lube, you can easily make that clear, slippery stuff look like cum with a quick and easy addition.

All you need is a little dab of plain yogurt and a bowl! Then, mix the lube and yogurt till it looks like the spooge of your dreams.

The best part is that this DIY fake cum is super slick and body safe. Best yet, I found this one to feel pretty realistic, minus the slimy texture of real jizz.

Cum Shot

And here is what the recipe looks like.

5 – Aloe Moisturizing Fake Cum

The next fake cum recipe is for visual impact only and shouldn’t be eaten or placed inside any bodily orifice. That being said, squirting this faux sperm all over your body feels and looks porn worthy.

Plus, it’s the perfect fake cum to use for a sexy massage!

And this DIY fake cum recipe is as easy as they come – see what I did there? All you need is a bottle of pure aloe vera gel and your favorite moisturizing cream.

I grabbed a yummy-smelling, coconut oil moisturizing cream at Dollar Tree because I loved the smooth, silky consistency. So, simply mix a bit of the moisturizing cream into the aloe vera gel, add water to achieve the desired consistency and you have a convincing, fake cum that smells amazing and is good for your skin.

The Cum Shot

This faux spooge looks good and makes your skin feel amazing too!

Aloe and coconut moisturizer cream fake cum

Edible Fake Cum Recipes

Creating edible, fake cum isn’t the easiest DIY, as getting the right look and feel can be challenging. Plus, not everyone particularly likes the taste of ejaculate.

Therefore, I played around with a few recipes that look similar to cum but have a sweet, enjoyable taste. That way, you can get as messy as you please and will enjoy the clean-up too.

Also, these recipes are perfect for those who have a cum fetish, but their partner doesn’t. It allows you to share your kink while your partner enjoys a tasty treat.

However, keep in mind that these recipes are not internally safe! So, they can’t be used as lube. But they can create a sexy visual.

6 – Sweet Stuff Fake Cum Recipe

All you need for this sweet, edible fake cum recipe is a can of sweetened, condensed milk, cornstarch and water!

I found this recipe to be the tastiest and wanted to eat it right out of the pan! And the consistency is right.

However, the color is a bit off and it doesn’t create the slimy feel of actual cum. But for a tasty treat, here’s how to make this faux cum recipe.

First, pour the can of sweetened, condensed milk into a small pan and set the heat on low. Once warm, add 3 teaspoons of cornstarch to the mixture and stir well.

Next, add water to reach the desired consistency. Then, cool the mixture before use.

This recipe will be kept for 2 days in the refrigerator.

The Cum Shot

It may not look like the real deal, but it sure is sticky-sweet, from your head to your feet! So, be prepared for a couple’s shower afterward.

7 – Sweet and Slimy Fake Cum

How to make fake cum feel slimy and taste good? By using a slime recipe!

Now, this recipe didn’t turn out at all as planned. However, from a distance, it looks like an authentic baby batter and feels even more realistic.

Plus, this fake cum recipe is edible, although not good for penetration or in ejaculating toys.

Here’s what you’ll need:

1 box clear gelatin
½ cup boiling water
¼ cup corn syrup
1 teaspoon powdered sugar

First, add the box of gelatin to the boiling water, mix with a fork, and let stand for 5 minutes.

Then, slowly add the corn syrup to the mixture until it reaches the right consistency. But keep in mind, you can add more than the recipe calls for, if necessary.

Finally, mix in the powdered sugar to give your sweet, fake cum the right color.

The Cum Shot

As previously mentioned, this one has a decent appearance but feels pretty much like cum!

8 – Edible Fake Cum with Fiber Too!

This fake cum recipe is sweet, slimy and helps you get your daily fiber intake! Plus, you may already have these ingredients around the house.

Unfortunately, I purchased the non-thickening fiber. So, please read those labels carefully!

Therefore, I don’t have any photos. Furthermore, from my personal experience in using psyllium fiber, I know this will feel a bit gritty, rather than smooth.

Here’s what you need to make this DIY cum recipe:

1 cup water
1 Tablespoon psyllium husk fiber (clear Metamucil)
1 Tablespoon powdered sugar

First, mix all the ingredients into a bowl until you have a slimy consistency. Then microwave ingredients until they just start to bubble.

Remove from the microwave.

Then, simply stir and cover until cooled to your preferred temperature.

9 – Sticky Sweet Fake Cum

This recipe is truly DIY cum, as I stood in my kitchen, looking at the ingredients, and made this one myself! And it turned out pretty good, as well as being my second favorite.

Plus, this slightly sweet, homemade fake cum recipe looks pretty convincing, tastes sweet, and is only a wee bit sticky. That’s why you have to be sure and lap it all up!

Unfortunately, this one is not safe for internal use or for filling squirting vibrators or dildos.

All you need for this one is:

1 cup water

1 ½ Tablespoons corn starch

½ cup light corn syrup

1 Tablespoon sour cream

First, place the warm water in a small saucepan. Then, add the cornstarch and mix until dissolved.

Turn the heat to low-medium, and add the corn syrup. Keep stirring until the mixture begins to bubble and is thickening.

Next, remove from heat and stir in the sour cream. Finally, let the pan sit until the fake cum is cooled.

If it is too thick for your liking, simply add a little corn syrup and stir.

The Cum Shot

I don’t think this one looks too bad, for making it up as I went! Plus, I think it has a better flavor than the recipe with egg!

What is Fake Cum?

So, what exactly is fake cum? Fake cum is a substance made up of ingredients that, when combined, look like semen.

In addition, synthetic cum feels like the real thing with a slippery consistency. Not only that, some types of slippery, mock jizz can mimic the taste of semen.

Finally, fake cum can either be purchased through your favorite adult product websites and brick-and-mortar adult stores. Or, if you can follow some very simple instructions, you can create DIY fake cum right in your kitchen for a fraction of the cost of buying it.

Why Use Fake Cum?

Did you wander onto this page and are now curious as to why someone would want or need to use fake cum? Well, there are various reasons why someone would use synthetic ejaculate, most of which involve quantity.

You see, the average penis only produces a single teaspoon of cum per ejaculation. Although, in the throes of hot, passionate sex, or the dribbling afterglow, it seems to be a lot more than that.

In addition, if you’re a lover of adult films, I’m sure you’ve seen cum-shots that look as if they’re being expelled from a garden hose! Unfortunately, I am about to ruin your dreams and aspirations of blowing someone across the room with your love cannon of cum.

The fact is, the vast majority of adult films use fake cum to produce those incredible cream pies and body-coating shots of sperm. Yes, they use big ole jugs-o-cum.

Cut! Bring in the bottles of love juice, fill up the extra-large syringes and super soakers, and shoot!

But if you’re not filming yourself and your lover, why else would someone want to use fake cum? Here are some of the most common uses.

If You Have a Cum Fetish

Another reason someone would want to purchase or make a vat of fake cum is because they like it. And I mean really, really like it…. As in, they have a cum fetish or kink.

A cum fetish is a wee bit more than simply enjoying the site of globs of spew shooting out the end of a penis. A cum fetish is an all-out, rub it all over your body, lap-it-up, watch it drip, splatter and squirt all over everything, love the slippery stuff.

And if you don’t happen to have a willing partner to produce the very thing that turns you on the most, the next best thing is to use fake cum. Moreover, even if you do have a willing, capable partner, you likely want more than they can produce in one evening.

Thus, some people use, and love, fake cum to fulfill that wonderfully, slippery fetish.

Fill an Ejaculating Dildo

Yet another reason someone would want to know how to make fake cum is to fill up an ejaculating dildo. Yes, they make dildos that shoot love juice!

And where do you get the creamy filling for these amazing ejaculating sex toys? Well, you can either purchase fake cum by the bottle or you can create your very own DIY fake cum right in your own kitchen.

Plus, ejaculating dildos can be a great deal of fun for realistic solo play, slippery, couple’s play or to fulfill that cum fetish all on your own.

Use Fake Cum for Lube

Why use fake cum? Another reason someone may use artificial ejaculate is for lubricant.

After all, our own, bodily lubricants are the best, most natural, and long-lasting lubes you can come by. However, if you don’t happen to have a sperm-producing partner, you can use faux cum instead.

And although the fake stuff may not be as long-lasting as the real deal, it can still satisfy the desire for something that looks and feels similar.

Fake Cum for Erectile Dysfunction

Finally, some people may use fake cum when illness, injury or medications cause an inability to ejaculate, a form of erectile dysfunction. Using faux ejaculate may satisfy the physical and psychological desire to produce cum.

And let’s not forget that even those with erectile dysfunction have the same desires and kinks as the rest of us. Therefore, they may use fake cum for all of the additional reasons listed above.

The Best Fake Cum You Can Purchase

Knowing how to make fake cum with things around the house is great, in a pinch. But not all of us have the time or inclination to stir up a batch of faux love juice.

So, if you prefer not to do the whole DIY fake cum thing, you can order your very own bottle of cum to use at your leisure. Best yet, all of these products are body-safe and can be used inside and outside the body.

Although, none of them are considered edible. Therefore, if you want fake cum that you can eat, you’ll want to stick to the recipes above.

Otherwise, take a look at these brands of faux cum and see which one you want to try!

The Best Faux Nut: Bust It Nut Butter Hybrid Glide

This fake cum is a Doc Johnson product and pairs perfectly with any of their ejaculating dildos. Bust It Nut Butter Hybrid Glide is water-based, body-safe, and looks so incredibly realistic, that you can barely distinguish it from the real thing!

Plus, I wrote a comprehensive review of this product! That way, you can read all of the details and find several places where you can purchase it.

Cum-Like Lube: Lovehoney Delight Silk Lubricant

It’s smooth, it’s slippery and it looks like cum! The Lovehoney Delight Silk Lubricant is perfect for all sorts of play. It’s body safe, safe for use with all sex toys and its creamy-white color is absolute perfection for cum fetish play.

Fake Cum Lube: Loadz Cum Load Unscented Water-Based Lubricant

This fake cum in a bottle gets 5 stars across the board! Loadz Cum Load Lubricant is just the stuff you need to satisfy that craving for tons of slippery stuff.

Plus, this lube works with condoms, and all sex toys and looks and feels like a freshly shot load.

Cal Exotics Brand Admiral Cum Unscented Lube

Last, but certainly not least, Cal Exotics has thrown its hat in the ring with its Admiral Cum Unscented Lube. Set sail on smooth, sexy, and realistic seas of cum with this water-based, body-safe lube.

Use it with your favorite sex toys or simply douse one another in this silky, slippery fake cum lube.