The 9 Best Squirting Vibrators for a Squealing, Wet and Wild Orgasm

Rachel Worthington
by Rachel WorthingtonUpdated:

If you want to squirt, it can be a great idea to explore yourself and what you like by using a squirting vibrator; the specially designed vibrator is perfect for stimulating the G-spot and clitoris, which can sometimes lead to squirting. In this review, we’ll look at the 9 best squirting vibrators on the market today!

Test Winner3.7Lelo Gigi 2 G-spot vibrator rating 3.7
Beginners4.7Fifty Shades of Grey G-spot vibrator rating 4.7
Cheapest4.2Lovehoney power play g-spot vibrator rating 4.2
Mechanical4.8The Cowgirl premium sex machine rating 4.8
Thrusting3.8Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion rating 3.8
Manual4.9Njoy Pure Wand stainless steel dildo rating 4.9
During penetration4.3We-Vibe Chorus  rating 4.3
Clit Sucker3.8Womanizer Starlet 2  rating 3.8
4.5We-Vibe Rave G-Spot vibrator rating 4.5
Lelo Gigi 2 G-spot vibratorFifty Shades of Grey G-spot vibratorLovehoney power play g-spot vibratorThe Cowgirl premium sex machineFun Factory Bi Stronic FusionNjoy Pure Wand stainless steel dildoWe-Vibe Chorus Womanizer Starlet 2 We-Vibe Rave G-Spot vibrator
Lelo Gigi 2 G-spot vibratorFifty Shades of Grey G-spot vibratorLovehoney power play g-spot vibratorThe Cowgirl premium sex machineFun Factory Bi Stronic FusionNjoy Pure Wand stainless steel dildoWe-Vibe Chorus Womanizer Starlet 2 We-Vibe Rave G-Spot vibrator
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  • super soft sillicone
  • flattened tip to hit your sweet spot
  • the extras are worth $$$
  • placement of buttons can get in the way
  • price point is high
  • you'll never leave the bedroom
  • curved shaft for G-spot joy
  • rabbit to engulf your clit
  • 36 vibration patterns
  • a teensy bit loud
  • price point is high
  • hard to turn off
  • ultra curvature for ultra G-spot pleasure
  • affordable
  • made with silicone
  • rigid
  • battery-operated
  • feels cheap
  • you won't need no man with this toy
  • tons of fun for guys and gals of every age!
  • premium, rumbly vibrations
  • comes with 2 interchangeable silicone riding attachments
  • very loud
  • heavy
  • takes up a lot of space
  • angled head for spot-on-the-G pleasure
  • silky soft silicone
  • powerful thrusting
  • dual stimulation
  • waterproof
  • prefer powerful vibrations over thrusting
  • like more precise clitoral stimulation
  • are not a fan of rabbit vibrators
  • causes intense squirting orgasms
  • gorgeous stainless steel design
  • perfect curvature for climaxing
  • may not be the right shape
  • stainless steel is cold
  • expensive for a dildo
  • clitoral and vaginal stimulation
  • app and remote-controlled
  • 100% waterproof
  • made with silicone
  • takes some maneuvering
  • may not fit every body shape
  • expensive
  • Powerful suction
  • Compact size
  • Comes with 2 interchangeable silicone heads
  • Waterproof
  • Feels cheap
  • Not a high-quality product
  • Short battery life
  • control via app or on-shaft controls
  • perfect G-spot angle
  • silky smooth silicone
  • the odd shape may not suit everyone
  • the app isn't highly rated

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The process of testing the best squirting vibrators took the BedBible team and me 27.5 hours of research, testing, reviewing, and writing; some of the features that I deem important when testing a product are price, quality, ease of use, design, pros and cons, durability, and the shop itself.
The BedBible rating system contains two scores: one is based on my professional opinion, and the second is based on all the reviews written by real-life users across the web.

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What to look for in a vibrator to make you squirt

  • Curved- a curved squirting vibrator is perfect for reaching the G-spot; this is one of the key components to triggering a squirting orgasm
  • Bulbous tip- if you’re not a fan of a curved shaft, a bulbed tip on a squirting vibrator is great for stimulating the G-spot.
  • Long enough to reach g-spot- your vibrator needs to be long enough that it can enter the vagina and comfortably reach the G-spot
  • Body-safe materials- your squirting vibrator should ideally be made from body-safe materials; these include, body-safe silicone, glass, and metals
  • Additional clit stimulation?- some vibrators offer dual stimulation, meaning there is a vibrating shaft that stimulates the G-spot and a connected part which stimulates the clitoris: ‘sucker‘, ‘rabbit ears‘ etc
  • Powerful vibrations- some people can find powerful vibrations overwhelming and numbing rather than pleasurable, while some need extremely powerful vibes to get off- check the specifications of any vibrator before buying
  • Price- depending on your preferences and desires, squirting vibrators can range from between $20-$200; more expensive doesn’t always mean better as pleasure is varied to each person

Buzzy vs rumbly vibrations

  • Buzzy- tend to stimulate the skins surface, giving a subtler vibration- great for those with very sensitive clits
  • Rumbly- tend to penetrate the tissue, giving a deeper vibration- these are great for those who love intensity

For more information on squirting, check out our dedicated squirting guide here!

Read on to see the top 8 vibrators for squirting on the market today, and to see which one made it into our Testwinner category!

Reviews of the 9 best vibrators for squirting

Test Winner Lelo Gigi 2 Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator

3.8/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

3.8/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

3/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Rachel Worthington

User Ratings:

4.5/5.0

Based on 658 user reviews

95/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Lelo Gigi 2 Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the vibrator for squirting.

95/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Lelo Gigi 2 Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

100/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Lelo Gigi 2 Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Premium

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Rating: Lelo Gigi 2 Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the Lelo Gigi 2 Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator

If it could do the dishes, the Lelo Gigi 2 G spot would be the world’s perfect partner for anyone with a G spot! It tickles, blasts, pushes and makes you feel as if your body will explode into a million pieces. Plus, it gives a stellar, floor-thumping, howling, squirting orgasm!

This beautiful, modern-looking vibrator is available in three colours, and, according to the manufacturer, “100% more power than the original Gigi”. It’s very quiet, though we doubt you’ll be once it’s pressed against your sweet spot! It’s encased in soft, waterproof silicone and has a flattened tip that’s guaranteed to get you off.

The Gigi 2 G spot vibrator arrives in a discreet gift box complete and includes a USB charger, user manual, anti-bacterial storage pouch, authenticity card, sachet of personal moisturiser and 1-year manufacturer warranty. It is an all-round win and you’ll never, ever download the dating apps again once you use this!

Pros

  • super soft sillicone
  • flattened tip to hit your sweet spot
  • the extras are worth $$$

Cons

  • placement of buttons can get in the way
  • price point is high
  • you'll never leave the bedroom

Vibrations: The vibrations of the Lelo Gigi 2 Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator are silent, very powerful, and somewhat buzzy

SoundSound rating

Rating: Lelo Gigi 2 Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator was rated 1 out of 5, which means it is silent.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Lelo Gigi 2 Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator felt to the reviewer.

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PowerSound rating

Rating: Lelo Gigi 2 Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Lelo Gigi 2 Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator felt to the reviewer.

Sound ratingSound ratingSound ratingSound ratingPower rating
BuzzyBuzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
RumblyRumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

Verdict

While it might be a tad expensive, this is genuinely one of the best vibrators for people with vaginas – nearly as good as meeting someone with piston-strength, pistol-fast fingers. Get one, and get it on!

Buy, if you...

  1. want a wet and wild orgasm
  2. love high-quality and luxurious vibrators
  3. want a vibrator than can be used internally and externally

Don't buy, if you...

  1. don't have a G spot or a partner with a G spot
  2. are short on cash
  3. don't like having tons of orgasms
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Beginners Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator

4.7/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.7/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

5/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Edie

User Ratings:

4.4/5.0

Based on 3338 user reviews

99/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator was rated 99 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the vibrator for squirting.

100/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

95/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Moderate

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Rating: Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is pricier than the rest, but not the most expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator

You know how the old saying goes? If you love someone, let them come? Well, maybe that’s not it, but that is something we’re passionate about at BedBible! And the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-spot rabbit vibrator for the girl or boy in your life! If you’ve got a G-spot, get ready to ride the Big Wave to Intense Town.

With a curved shaft to poke that little pleasure pillow that all women have described as, “you know, it’s UP and IN!”, this rabbit vibrator can bring you to a squirting orgasm, no matter how hard to please you are. Featuring a stonking 36 possible vibration combos, you can also use this for a clit-only orgasm or a normal internal one. It has extra quiet and extra powerful settings as well.

The best thing for those who want a high-octane thrill ride? It has two motors. Yeah. We know.

Pros

  • curved shaft for G-spot joy
  • rabbit to engulf your clit
  • 36 vibration patterns

Cons

  • a teensy bit loud
  • price point is high
  • hard to turn off

Vibrations: The vibrations of the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator are silent, very powerful, and neither really buzzy nor rumbly

SoundSound rating

Rating: Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator was rated 1 out of 5, which means it is silent.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator felt to the reviewer.

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PowerSound rating

Rating: Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator felt to the reviewer.

Sound ratingSound ratingSound ratingSound ratingPower rating
BuzzyBuzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
RumblyRumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

Verdict

For everything it does, this is a super reasonably priced toy and if you’re looking for the next level up in squirting orgasms, it’s a great place to start before you move up to more advanced options.

Buy, if you...

  1. want a super customisable orgasm
  2. love G-spot and clit stimulation at once
  3. love a rabbit's ear clit stimulator

Don't buy, if you...

  1. aren't sure if you like G-spot stimulation
  2. want a very gentle vibrator
  3. think Christian Grey is a weirdo

Cheapest Lovehoney Power Play 7-Function G-Spot Vibrator

4.2/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.2/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

4.3/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Rachel Worthington

User Ratings:

4.1/5.0

Based on 256 user reviews

85/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Lovehoney Power Play 7-Function G-Spot Vibrator was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the vibrator for squirting.

90/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Lovehoney Power Play 7-Function G-Spot Vibrator was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

92/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Lovehoney Power Play 7-Function G-Spot Vibrator was rated 92 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Affordable

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PricePrice

Rating: Lovehoney Power Play 7-Function G-Spot Vibrator was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the Lovehoney Power Play 7-Function G-Spot Vibrator

Being one of the cheapest vibrators on the market doesn’t stop this sweet little baby from bringing you to a crescendo in a jiffy. With a more extreme curve than most G-spot stimulators to reach the most elusive of sweet spots, the Lovehoney 7-function vibrator will get you to where you’re going in double time.

It’s constructed from rigid silicone, so if you want to feel like you’ve been taken to Pound Town with no remorse, this is the vibrator for you. It runs on batteries, so if you want all the pleasure all the time, it’s a good idea to invest in some rechargeable ones.

Pros

  • ultra curvature for ultra G-spot pleasure
  • affordable
  • made with silicone

Cons

  • rigid
  • battery-operated
  • feels cheap

Vibrations: The vibrations of the Lovehoney Power Play 7-Function G-Spot Vibrator are fairly quiet, quite powerful, and somewhat buzzy

SoundSound rating

Rating: Lovehoney Power Play 7-Function G-Spot Vibrator was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is fairly quiet.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Lovehoney Power Play 7-Function G-Spot Vibrator felt to the reviewer.

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PowerSound rating

Rating: Lovehoney Power Play 7-Function G-Spot Vibrator was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is quite powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Lovehoney Power Play 7-Function G-Spot Vibrator felt to the reviewer.

Sound ratingSound ratingSound ratingPower ratingPower rating
BuzzyBuzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
RumblyRumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

Verdict

Even if you buy this and only use it once, it’s worth the buy because of the fantastic reviews and low price. What are you waiting for?

Buy, if you...

  1. love cheap thrills
  2. want a large curved vibrator
  3. Are looking for a non-phallic g-spot vibrator

Don't buy, if you...

  1. want simultaneous clit stimulation
  2. love a very quiet toy
  3. want a softer vibrator
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Mechanical The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine

4.8/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.8/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

5/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Rachel Worthington

User Ratings:

4.5/5.0

Based on 13 user reviews

100/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the vibrator for squirting.

60/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is somewhat intuitive and easy to use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

100/100
QualityQuality

Rating: The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Premium

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PricePrice

Rating: The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine

Always thought James Brown was the Sex Machine? Think again.

One of the most ambitious sex toys or machines on the market, the Cowgirl Sex Machine will, quite literally, give you the ride of your life. Twice the orgasm in half the time for the gal on the go, or a whole night in, this little baby comes with a premium price tag, but offers premium orgasms. You can control the rotation (360 degree swivel action) and the vibration (six patterns) independently yourself, or give the remote control to your partner and give up control.

It’s perfect for sex parties, for light public orgasm and humiliation and of course, the perfect companion for when you need to come but can’t be bothered scrolling through your phone for the latest fuckboy or girl on your speed dial.

The Cowgirl Sex Machine has several different attachments you can buy as add-ons, such as a G-spot vibrator and a double penetration attachment – but it comes with two attachments as sold. The Rawhide attachment is for clitoral bumping and grinding and the Wild West attachment for penetration reaches your G-spot or P-spot perfectly and can be used for vaginal or anal stimulation. With 1200rpm motor, it’s probably not the quietest, but if you’re going to buy a bucking bronco sex toy, you’re probably not after quiet!

As one reviewer put it, ” I invited my lady friend over to view the new toy and she hit the mark 3 times in less than 10 minutes.”

Go ride that train to O Town!

Pros

  • you won't need no man with this toy
  • tons of fun for guys and gals of every age!
  • premium, rumbly vibrations
  • comes with 2 interchangeable silicone riding attachments

Cons

  • very loud
  • heavy
  • takes up a lot of space

Vibrations: The vibrations of the The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine are noisy, extremely powerful, and very rumbly

SoundSound rating

Rating: The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is noisy.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine felt to the reviewer.

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PowerSound rating

Rating: The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is extremely powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine felt to the reviewer.

Sound ratingSound ratingSound ratingSound ratingSound rating
BuzzyBuzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
RumblyRumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

Verdict

This is a truly beautiful toy that can bring you to repeated orgasms and the dizzying heights of pleasure! With the long cord for power and the smart phone and remote control allowing control from up to 30-feet away, you’ll have yourself off in no time. The Cowgirl is perfect for couple or solo play, or as mentioned above, a super fun sex party. Get on, get it in and get off!

Buy, if you...

  1. love extra powerful vibrations
  2. really, really just want solo sex
  3. are looking for a very luxurious sex toy

Don't buy, if you...

  1. are on a budget
  2. don't have enough space for a sex machine
  3. want a quiet vibrator

Thrusting Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion Thrusting G-Spot Vibrator

3.8/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

3.8/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

4/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Cassie Mørch

User Ratings:

3.6/5.0

Based on 19 user reviews

70/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion Thrusting G-Spot Vibrator was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the vibrator for squirting.

75/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion Thrusting G-Spot Vibrator was rated 75 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

100/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion Thrusting G-Spot Vibrator was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Pricey

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PricePrice

Rating: Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion Thrusting G-Spot Vibrator was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion Thrusting G-Spot Vibrator

This thrusting G-spot dildo is perfect for those who want an intense vaginal workout! The Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion is a G-spot vibrator with additional clitoral stimulation will leave you gasping for air and then gasping for more! This nearly silent sex toy lets you make all the noise as it uses its solenoid movement to thrust at up to many different speeds to stimulate your G-spot.

The travel lock, USB magnetic charging features and waterproof, soft silicone curved tip bring this from ‘just ok’ to ‘holy cow, give me more’. The 4.2-inch insertable length makes this perfect for intermediate and advanced sex players, and is going to bring you a whole load of orgasms.

Pros

  • angled head for spot-on-the-G pleasure
  • silky soft silicone
  • powerful thrusting
  • dual stimulation
  • waterproof

Cons

  • prefer powerful vibrations over thrusting
  • like more precise clitoral stimulation
  • are not a fan of rabbit vibrators

Vibrations: The vibrations of the Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion Thrusting G-Spot Vibrator are quiet, quite powerful, and neither really buzzy nor rumbly

SoundSound rating

Rating: Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion Thrusting G-Spot Vibrator was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is quiet.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion Thrusting G-Spot Vibrator felt to the reviewer.

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PowerSound rating

Rating: Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion Thrusting G-Spot Vibrator was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is quite powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion Thrusting G-Spot Vibrator felt to the reviewer.

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BuzzyBuzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
RumblyRumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

Verdict

With its internal weights and magnets that allow for smooth yet fierce thrusting the Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion is perfect for those who want an intense, squirting/G-spot orgasm. With multiple vibrating and pulsating modes, which means so many different ways to come and multiple orgasms are within your grasp!

Buy, if you...

  1. are into dual stimulation
  2. love the thrusting feature
  3. like a hefty toy

Don't buy, if you...

  1. rabbit vibrators are not for you
  2. need a very flexible rabbit vibrator
  3. are on a budget

Manual Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo

4.9/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.9/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

5/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Isabelle Uren

User Ratings:

4.8/5.0

Based on 288 user reviews

100/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the vibrator for squirting.

95/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

100/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Premium

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PricePrice

Rating: Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo

Words cannot express how effective this metal dildo is for squirting heaven!

While the Njoy stainless steel dildo may not have the classic phallic shape you’re used to in dildos, it is definitely one of the best toys in the world for causing squirting orgasms. With dozens of enthusiastic reviewers sharing how they achieved their first squirting session with this toy, it’s a must-buy!

It can be used for both P-spot and G-spot stimulation, so whatever you use it for, you’re guaranteed a good time. Make sure you practice with it and give yourself time to figure out the best angle. Use lots of lube at first and if you don’t fancy a cold material inside you, a top tip is to run this dildo under warm water before you use it.

 

Pros

  • causes intense squirting orgasms
  • gorgeous stainless steel design
  • perfect curvature for climaxing

Cons

  • may not be the right shape
  • stainless steel is cold
  • expensive for a dildo

Verdict

It maybe a little pricy, but can you really put a price on pleasure? We think it’s priceless! While the dildo is heavy, weighing in at 1.5 pounds, it’s always helpful to hit two birds with one stone – workout while you come! The handle is perfect for a relaxed, yet firm grip and the unyielding stainless steel is just what you need for intense, steady G-spot orgasms. Get one and have the ride of your life!

Buy, if you...

  1. are into temperature play
  2. like unique sex toys
  3. love intense squirting orgasms

Don't buy, if you...

  1. don't enjoy stainless steel
  2. don't like manual play
  3. need vibration to come

During penetration We-Vibe Chorus

4.3/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.3/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

4.4/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Isabelle Uren

User Ratings:

4.3/5.0

Based on 409 user reviews

100/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: We-Vibe Chorus was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the vibrator for squirting.

70/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: We-Vibe Chorus was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
QualityQuality

Rating: We-Vibe Chorus was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Pricey

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PricePrice

Rating: We-Vibe Chorus was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the We-Vibe Chorus

This is one of the funnest, most interesting sex toys for squirting orgasms on the planet. You simply insert the We Vibe Chorus into the vagina during sex, and voila! It stimulates the clitoris, G-spot, and penis all at once. It could also be used for two people with vaginas to stimulate both people’s clitoris for a rollicking good vibe!

It offers 10 vibration modes from the toy itself and even more via the We-Vibe. And here’s the heavenly thing about the Chorus: the intensity of the vibrations increase the tighter you squeeze! That means natural fun, no breaking up the moment to fiddle about with a remote control – something most sex toys don’t offer.

The shape is adjustable too, so you can find the perfect spot and fit for your body – and it’s also available in five different colours!

Pros

  • clitoral and vaginal stimulation
  • app and remote-controlled
  • 100% waterproof
  • made with silicone

Cons

  • takes some maneuvering
  • may not fit every body shape
  • expensive

Vibrations: The vibrations of the We-Vibe Chorus are quiet, very powerful, and neither really buzzy nor rumbly

SoundSound rating

Rating: We-Vibe Chorus was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is quiet.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of We-Vibe Chorus felt to the reviewer.

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PowerSound rating

Rating: We-Vibe Chorus was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of We-Vibe Chorus felt to the reviewer.

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BuzzyBuzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
RumblyRumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

Verdict

While it may break the bank for some, based on the intense, gushing reviews about, well, how this helped people gush – it’s totally worth it! Most couples interviewed reported a huge upturn in their sexual spark being renewed, and there hardly any cons to this baby. As long as you find the right position and fit, this should suit almost everyone!

Buy, if you...

  1. are looking for an app-enabled sex toy
  2. want a vibrator to use during penetration
  3. need clit stimulation to squirt

Don't buy, if you...

  1. are impatient - this toy takes some figuring out
  2. don't care about clit stimulation
  3. have a very tight vagina

Clit Sucker Womanizer Starlet 2 - Clitoral Suction Stimulator

3.8/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

3.8/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

3.5/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Edie

User Ratings:

4.1/5.0

Based on 976 user reviews

75/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Womanizer Starlet 2 - Clitoral Suction Stimulator was rated 75 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the vibrator for squirting.

80/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Womanizer Starlet 2 - Clitoral Suction Stimulator was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

75/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Womanizer Starlet 2 - Clitoral Suction Stimulator was rated 75 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Affordable

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Rating: Womanizer Starlet 2 - Clitoral Suction Stimulator was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the Womanizer Starlet 2 - Clitoral Suction Stimulator

Looking for a game-changer in your squirting sex toy collection? Meet the Womanizer Starlet 2 – this small but powerful clit sucker that uses Pleasure Air Technology for serious clitoral stimulation. With 4 intensity levels, you can customize your experience to reach the best squirting orgasm possible. Easy to clean, USB rechargeable, and ready for action whenever you are. Whether solo play or partner fun, the Womanizer Starlet 2 is your ticket to a wild ride!

Pros

  • Powerful suction
  • Compact size
  • Comes with 2 interchangeable silicone heads
  • Waterproof

Cons

  • Feels cheap
  • Not a high-quality product
  • Short battery life

Vibrations: The vibrations of the Womanizer Starlet 2 - Clitoral Suction Stimulator are fairly quiet, gently, and somewhat buzzy

SoundSound rating

Rating: Womanizer Starlet 2 - Clitoral Suction Stimulator was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is fairly quiet.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Womanizer Starlet 2 - Clitoral Suction Stimulator felt to the reviewer.

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PowerSound rating

Rating: Womanizer Starlet 2 - Clitoral Suction Stimulator was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is gentle.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Womanizer Starlet 2 - Clitoral Suction Stimulator felt to the reviewer.

Sound ratingSound ratingPower ratingPower ratingPower rating
BuzzyBuzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
RumblyRumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

Verdict

The Womanizer Starlet 2 is a great beginner clit sucker. Its Pleasure Air Technology and 4 intensity levels deliver intense yet gentle clitoral stimulation, and it’s whisper-quiet for discreet use. It may not be the most powerful clit stimulator on the market, but given the attractive price, it delivers a very pleasant experience.

However, it’s not all perfect. The plastic exterior and silicone mouth might not be to everyone’s taste; it feels quite cheap compared to other sex toys. Plus, while it’s compact, its size might not satisfy everyone.

Buy, if you...

  1. like intense clitoral stimulation
  2. want to try something different than a regular vibrator
  3. want a small, portable sex toy

Don't buy, if you...

  1. want a toy to be used internally
  2. want a top-notch sex toy
  3. want a discreet sex toy
Trusted Shops

We-Vibe Rave App-Controlled Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator

4.5/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.5/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

4.4/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Cassie Mørch

User Ratings:

4.6/5.0

Based on 122 user reviews

70/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: We-Vibe Rave App-Controlled Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the vibrator for squirting.

80/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: We-Vibe Rave App-Controlled Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

95/100
QualityQuality

Rating: We-Vibe Rave App-Controlled Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Moderate

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PricePrice

Rating: We-Vibe Rave App-Controlled Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is pricier than the rest, but not the most expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the We-Vibe Rave App-Controlled Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator

We-Vibe’s App-Controlled G-spot vibrator is specifically crafted for maximum G-spot pushing! This will have you in spasms of leg-shaking, squirting pleasure in no time. At least for a lot of people who squirt it will be through stimulating the g-spot.

One of its best features is that it has a two-hour run time, meaning you can come quite a few times before it needs to be recharged. To use it, simply twist and go, though you can toggle through 10 different vibration patterns to see just how much internal plunging you want, as well as playing with vibrations.

You can also use the We-Vibe app and control the vibrations yourself or hand it to a partner and let them control you from wherever they are in the world! Exciting distance play, perfect for those pesky lockdown days and nights!

Pros

  • control via app or on-shaft controls
  • perfect G-spot angle
  • silky smooth silicone

Cons

  • the odd shape may not suit everyone
  • the app isn't highly rated

Vibrations: The vibrations of the We-Vibe Rave App-Controlled Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator are quiet, very powerful, and very rumbly

SoundSound rating

Rating: We-Vibe Rave App-Controlled Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is quiet.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of We-Vibe Rave App-Controlled Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator felt to the reviewer.

Sound ratingSound ratingSound ratingSound ratingSound rating
PowerSound rating

Rating: We-Vibe Rave App-Controlled Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of We-Vibe Rave App-Controlled Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator felt to the reviewer.

Sound ratingSound ratingSound ratingSound ratingPower rating
BuzzyBuzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
RumblyRumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

Verdict

For the reasonable price, with 10 vibration patterns and 3 speeds, this is a mid-range, maximum fun vibrator perfect for squirting, G-spot stimulation, power play and of course, a good old-fashioned shtupping!

It comes in easy-clean purple silicone and lasts for up to two hours, which means you can have as much fun as you want!

Buy, if you...

  1. enjoy powerful, rumbly vibrations
  2. want an app-controlled squirting vibrator
  3. enjoy firm dildos

Don't buy, if you...

  1. need more than 4 inches inserted
  2. prefer a toy that also offers clitoral stimulation
  3. need an ultra-quiet vibe