Je Joue Mio Review
My Verdict
We really enjoyed our time with the Je Joue Mio. It has one of the strongest motors as well as some of the best packaging of a sex toy we've ever seen. The vibration patterns and strengths along with the positional flexibility made using the Je Joue Mio very pleasurable for both parties. The packaging gave a great first impression but the lackluster stretchiness is definitely a cause for concern. Considering this is more in the realm of "premium" cock rings, it would have been nice to have a more flexible ring and either a remote of app connectivity. The design is very minimal and but works well. I would definitely consider this more of a "luxury" sex toy given its packaging and price tag, but if you want the best, you gotta pony up the dough.
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About The Je Joue Mio
The Je Joue Mio is a vibrating cock ring. It is made of 100% body safe, waterproof, vegan materials features Je Joue's world-famous "deep rumble" technology, which uses ultra-low frequency vibrations to turn either the penis or dildo it's attached to into a full-fledged vibrator. It can be worn in 4 main positions, around the base of the penis on top or bottom and around both the balls and shaft, either on top or bottom. It can even be used as a finger or hand vibrator for solo or partner play. To find out what worked and/or didn't, keep reading ahead...
The vibrations of the Je Joue Mio are noisy, extremely powerful, and somewhat rumbly
Pros
- ✅Very strong vibrations
- ✅Multiple ways to wear
- ✅Multiple vibration patterns and strengths
- ✅Nice design
- ✅Amazing packaging
Cons
- ❌Not very stretchy
- ❌Expensive
- ❌Can be loud on highest vibration setting
- ❌Buttons are hard to press
- ❌No remote/app control
Table of contents (12)
Personal Experience
My Initial Thoughts
The Je Joue Mio cock ring is wonderfully packaged and designed with so much thought and care. The material choices are top notch, both in the ring and packaging. Off to a great start! The magnetic charger only connects one way and charges very quickly which makes things very easy to get started. Once we were ready to go, we positioned the cock ring in the standard first position with the vibrator on top and the ring just around the base of my penis. The three button system is simple enough to use but the buttons are pretty hard to push which makes adjusting the pattern and strength …complicated.Our Experience
Once we found a pattern and strength we liked, we got to work. Having the motor on top initially was deemed “too much” as the pressure was a bit painful. This called for a pause to change the position of the motor to the underside of my penis. This was much more pleasurable for my wife as she still felt all the heavy vibrations, as well as some minor perineum stimulation. I definitely had no complaints as the vibrations seemed to shake my entire lower body as well as giving my balls a good wiggle as well. That brings up my next point. This motor is insanely strong! Once turned up to max level this thing seems to have spine-shaking power! It was pretty incredible and my wife definitely agreed.Experimenting with Positions
We decided to mix it up and change the position of the vibrator by placing it around my balls and shaft. This proved to me more of a challenge than I thought. Although the silicone ring is stretchy, it does seem to have obvious limits. And, even though I am not that large, it still seemed to stretch the ring to its maximum. I was genuinely concerned we would break it. We were eventually able to get everything into position and opted to have the motor again on the bottom. This time, under my balls and next to my perineum. This definitely gave me more pleasure but due to the larger mass inside the ring, the vibrations through the penis were lessened dramatically. My wife was still able to feel them, but even on the highest setting it was much lower than just around the shaft.Design
The Je Joue Mio definitely feels like a premium toy. The body-safe silicone is velvety smooth and the plastic portion on top, which houses the buttons, also serves as the magnetic charging port. Once the charger is attached, there is a small red heart that appears, which is a nice touch. This also lights up when it is turned on. The buttons on top feel nice but are pretty hard to push, so making changes in the middle of the action is darn near impossible. We did have a slight issue with our first sample in that when trying to stretch the ring around my balls and shaft, it broke right at the corner of the ring and the motor. This was where the silicone was the thinnest, so I could see this as a design flaw, but could have also been bad luck.
Ease of Use
The Je Joue Mio is pretty much like any other cock ring in its usage. It fits around the shaft well but trying to fit both by balls and shaft into the ring proved a major challenge. As stated previously, the buttons on top are pretty hard to push as well but the plus, minus, and swirl for increase/on, decrease/off and pattern are easy to discern no matter the situation.
Quality
The Je Joue Mio definitely doesn't feel cheap. It has a good weight to it and those vibrations... man, are they strong! It is by no means the quietest toy at its maximum vibration strength, but I have also heard louder. The one main quality issue involved our first review sample, in that when trying to place it around my balls and shaft, it broke. Right where the ring meets the vibrating motor, where the silicone is the thinnest for sure. SheVibe was great in sending us another sample to review ASAP. It definitely could have been a dud, but based on the break, I can see where this was the weak point in the design.
Price
The Je Joue Mio retails for around $110, which is on par with many "premium" cock rings. Although, many of the competitors around this price point do have app controls or a remote, which this does not. The quality is good and the nice design, magnetic charger and great packaging definitely help complete the package. All of that, combined with the super strong rumbles, can definitely make this worth it for some people.
Performance
The Je Joue Mio's "deep rumble" technology is definitely worthy of the name. It stimulated both myself and my wife, and they make me feel like a powerful vibrating dildo! At its highest speed, it was definitely not quiet. But, knock it down a notch or two and nobody would never notice it was there. We experienced great battery life having only charged it one time for multiple sessions. Overall, it performed great.
Packaging
This has to have some of the nicest packaging for an item I've ever seen. Not just sex toys, but items in general. Great care was taken in the design and material selection of the packaging. From the subtle floral design on the box to the hidden flap that holds all the accessories. Looking at the box you would not think it contained a sex toy. Maybe some French designer perfume. but definitely not a cock ring. It was stellar. Inside, you get the Mio, a charging cord, a simple instructions pamphlet, and a Je Joue product list. Those are all fairly basic items but when you look at everything together, it is the complete package.
Materials and care
The Je Joue Mio is made of 100% body safe, waterproof, vegan silicone and ABS plastic. It has a decent weight to it but is by no means heavy. Its waterproof properties make for great shower play and cleaning it is as easy as using a mild soap and warm water.
Specifications and features
Vibration patterns | 7 |
Vibration speeds | 5 |
Width | Vibrator: 2 inches |
Diameter (internal) | Ring: 1.25 inches |
Materials | Silicone, ABS Plastic |
Waterproof | Yes |
Battery Life | 120 minutes |
Rechargeable | Yes |
Charging Time | 120 minutes |
Storage Bag Included | No |
Remote Controls | No |
Travel Lock | No |
Colors Available | Black, Purple |
Comparing Je Joue Mio with alternatives
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Overall score | 4.4 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 | 3.9 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | NaN / 5.0 |
Bedbible rating | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 | 3.8 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 |
User rating | 4.3 / 5.0 from 57 users | 4.3 / 5.0 from 278 users | 4.1 / 5.0 from 25 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 667 users | NaN / 5.0 from 0 users |
Price | Pricey | Moderate | Premium | Pricey | Affordable |
Design | 90 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
Ease of use | 80 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 65 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 |
Quality | 70 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
Sound | 80 / 100 | 20 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 20 / 100 | 60 / 100 |
Power | 100 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 |
Buzzy/Rumbly | very rumbly | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | somewhat rumbly | somewhat rumbly | somewhat rumbly |
Vibration patterns | 7 | - | 4 | 6 | - |
Vibration speeds | 5 | - | 5 | - | - |
Width | Vibrator: 2 inches | 1.22 inches | - | Vibrating Portion: 1.7 inches | 1.5 inches |
Diameter (internal) | Ring: 1.25 inches | - | 1.75 inches | - | 1 inches |
Materials | Silicone, ABS Plastic | Silicone | Silicone | Silicone | Silicone, ABS Plastic |
Waterproof | Yes | Submersible | Yes | Yes | Yes |
Battery Life | 120 minutes | 120 minutes | 175 minutes | 90 minutes | 90 minutes |
Rechargeable | Yes | USB | Yes | Yes | Yes (USB) |
Charging Time | 120 minutes | 90 minutes | 70 minutes | 120 minutes | 70 minutes |
Storage Bag Included | No | No | Yes | Yes | No |
Remote Controls | No | App Controlled | Yes, via the app | No | No |
Travel Lock | No | - | Yes | No | - |
Colors Available | Black, Purple | Grey | Black | Black and Green | Pink |
Vibration modes | - | 10 | - | - | 7 |
Length | - | 2.79 inches | 5.24 inches | - | 3.5 inches |
Diameter | - | 2.4 inches | null inches | Ring: 1.14 inches | - |
Reviewed by:
Jason Bragdon