Love Hamma Review
Overall Rating
3.0/5
Bedbible Rating:
1/5
User Ratings:
5.0/5
Based on 2 user reviews
Rating: Love Hamma was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Love Hamma.
Rating: Love Hamma was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is somewhat intuitive and easy to use.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Love Hamma was rated 10 out of 100, which means it is of very poor quality.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
My Verdict
Unfortunately I won't be whipping my hammer out for partnered play or DIY, as it neither of the main functions are working. This is most likely due to a defective product so I can't speak for the quality of a fully functional Love Hamma but I wasn't that impressed before mine broke. I would say save your cash and invest in a toy that prioritises pleasure over novelty!
Recommended for
I suggest this if you're progressing beyond the basics; it’s straightforward but adds useful features.
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About The Love Hamma
The Love Hamma is hammer shaped vibrator designed for DIY pleasure or partnered role play. The vibrating head has two ends to play with, soft silicone rabbit like ears and a firm, flat base for more pressure. On top of that, the curved handle vibrates and thrusts for internal pleasure!
The vibrations of the Love Hamma are fairly quiet, gently, and somewhat buzzy
Rating: Love Hamma was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is fairly quiet.
What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Love Hamma felt to the reviewer.
Rating: Love Hamma was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is gentle.
What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Love Hamma felt to the reviewer.
Pros
- ✅Fun design
- ✅Can be used for internal and external stimulation
- ✅Enjoy broad stimulation or rabbit ears on head
- ✅Long handle makes clit stimulation easy
- ✅Thick curved handle for g-spot or p-spot stimulation
Cons
- ❌Thrusting function broke
- ❌Won't hold charge to test vibrations
- ❌Vibrations are weak
- ❌Short battery life
Table of contents (12)
Personal Experience
DIY disaster
I have to admit, I didn’t have the highest hopes for the Love Hamma, but I was drawn in by the novelty design. I mean who doesn’t crave a good hammering from time to time! Unfortunately, my fears were correct. The best thing about the Love Hamma was definitely its looks.A spanner in the works…
I’m not sure if my Love Hamma was defective from the start, but the thrusting function started out very weak and then stopped working before I ever actually got to try it out! However, before it broke, as any good friend would, I made every visitor to my house look at my new tool and feel the different sensations and every reaction was the same — that’s not thrusting! When holding the Love Hamma in my hand, I would say it barely passed as pulsating.Buzzkill
Never mind, I thought! There was still the vibrations in the head and shaft to play with. The head of the hammer has a flat side (the face) and a side with a claw. When I turned on the vibrations, just holding it in my hand, I could feel that they didn’t travel that well to either side as the motor is in the middle. I wasn’t impressed by the strength or quality of the vibrations and wasn’t that excited about testing them out at this point. Unfortunately, when I finally got around to actually testing the Love Hamma’s vibrations, it would lose charge within 30 seconds of it being turned on, even when I let it charge for the full 3 hours. After a couple attempts at charging it, I gave up, never having been able to test the vibrations or the thrusting. It was, in fact, not Hamma time for me.Design
So they really did hit the nail on the head with the overall look of the Love Hamma! It does look just like a Hammer! It's even the same size. If you are looking for a role play accessory or are more interested in the look than anything else, this is a really fun design. You can also buy a holster for it, which had I been more impressed with the toy, I absolutely would have bought the holster. The shaft is relatively thick, has some light textural details and is a little curved at the end to target your g-spot.
Ease of Use
The buttons on the Love Hamma are pretty straight forward. You have one to control the vibrations in the head, one for the handle vibrations and one for the thrusting function in the handle. You do, however, have to cycle through the settings which is a bit annoying. Plus having so many functions can make it a little confusing.
Quality
When I first pulled the Love Hamma out the of the box, I was pleasantly surprised by how sturdy it felt. It has a pleasing weight to it and nothing seemed to rattle. However, the thrusting function stopped working and it can't hold a charge long enough for me to test the vibrations, so those first impressions did not last. This is the most disappointing sex toy experience I've had yet.
Price
In my opinion, the Love Hamma is far too expensive for what it offers. Even when it did work, the vibrations are mediocre at best and the thrusting function felt underwhelming. I'm all for investing in quality sex toys, but in this case, I can't say this is a worthwhile investment.
Performance
Well I think you get the idea at this point! It's hard to judge the Love Hamma's performance when it won't perform!
Packaging
The Love Hamma's packaging has a pretty basic design that didn't give me the same luxurious feel you get with other similarly priced toys. I thought it looked a little dated and could do with an update.
Materials and care
The Love Hamma is waterproof and made of silicone, so you can wash it with warm water and fragrance-free soap or sex toy cleaner. Make sure to let it dry thoroughly before storing it its pouch. You should also only use a water-based lube to prevent any damage to the silicone.
Specifications and features
| Vibration speeds | Head: 3, Handle: 7 |
| Thrust Modes | 10 |
| Length | 11.14 inches |
| Insertable length | 7 inches |
| Diameter | 1.5 inches |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Materials | Silicone, ABS Plastic |
| Rechargeable | Yes |
| Battery Life | 60 minutes |
| Charging Time | 180 minutes |
| Travel Lock | No |
| Storage Bag Included | Yes |
Comparing Love Hamma with alternatives
 Love Hamma | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Overall score | 3.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.9 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 | NaN / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 1.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.9 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 5 / 5.0 from 2 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 7 users | 4.9 / 5.0 from 1062 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 60 users | 4.1 / 5.0 from 22 users | NaN / 5.0 from 0 users |
| Price | Premium | Pricey | Cheap | Premium | Affordable | Affordable |
| Design | 80 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 92 / 100 | 60 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 60 / 100 | 88 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 60 / 100 |
| Quality | 10 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 65 / 100 |
| Sound | 60 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 20 / 100 | 20 / 100 | 80 / 100 |
| Power | 40 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 40 / 100 |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | somewhat buzzy | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | somewhat rumbly | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | somewhat buzzy |
| Vibration speeds | Head: 3, Handle: 7 | - | - | 3 | 5 | 7 Rolling Speeds |
| Thrust Modes | 10 | - | - | - | - | - |
| Length | 11.14 inches | 9 inches | 4.2 inches | 4.5 inches | 5 inches | 8.6 inches |
| Insertable length | 7 inches | 2.5 inches | - | - | 3.75 inches | - |
| Diameter | 1.5 inches | Insertable: 1 inches | - | - | - | 1.4 inches |
| Waterproof | Yes | Yes | Submersible | No | Yes | Yes |
| Materials | Silicone, ABS Plastic | Silicone | Silicone, ABS plastic | Silicone, Plastic | Silicone | ASB plastic, Silicone |
| Rechargeable | Yes | Yes | USB | Yes | USB | Yes |
| Battery Life | 60 minutes | - | 90 minutes | 180 minutes | - | 60 minutes |
| Charging Time | 180 minutes | - | 30 minutes | 180 minutes | - | 180 minutes |
| Travel Lock | No | Yes | - | No | - | No |
| Storage Bag Included | Yes | - | - | No | No | No |
| Vibration modes | - | 6 | - | - | - | - |
| Clitoral suction | - | 4 modes | 11 modes modes | - | - | - |
| Colors Available | - | Rose, Moonlight, Lavender | - | No | Purple, Teal | Black |
| Width | - | - | 1.8 inches | 1.3 inches | Tip: 1.1 inches, Shaft: 0.8 inches | - |
| Height | - | - | 1.4 inches | - | - | - |
| Weight | - | - | 2 oz. 0 lbs | 3 lbs | - | - |
| Vibration patterns | - | - | - | 5 | 7 | 12 |
| Remote Controls | - | - | - | No | - | No |
Reviewed by:
Isabelle Uren