Love Hamma — Test & Review

Isabelle Uren
by Isabelle UrenUpdated:

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Rating: Love Hamma was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Love Hamma.

Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Love Hamma was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is somewhat intuitive and easy to use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).


Rating: Love Hamma was rated 10 out of 100, which means it is of very poor quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.


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Rating: Love Hamma was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.


Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.


Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.


Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

My Verdict

Unfortunately I won't be whipping my hammer out for partnered play or DIY, as it neither of the main functions are working. This is most likely due to a defective product so I can't speak for the quality of a fully functional Love Hamma but I wasn't that impressed before mine broke. I would say save your cash and invest in a toy that prioritises pleasure over novelty!

Buy, if you...

  1. Want a fun role play accessory
  2. Are more interested in the look than the stimulation
  3. Are willing to take the risk on quality

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Want strong, rumbly vibrations
  2. Don't want a toy that will break
  3. Are looking for a powerful thrusting toy
  4. Want a great value toy

About The Love Hamma

The Love Hamma is hammer shaped vibrator designed for DIY pleasure or partnered role play. The vibrating head has two ends to play with, soft silicone rabbit like ears and a firm, flat base for more pressure. On top of that, the curved handle vibrates and thrusts for internal pleasure!

The vibrations of the Love Hamma are fairly quiet, gently, and somewhat buzzy

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Rating: Love Hamma was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is fairly quiet.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Love Hamma felt to the reviewer.

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Rating: Love Hamma was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is gentle.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Love Hamma felt to the reviewer.

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What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).


  • Fun design
  • Can be used for internal and external stimulation
  • Enjoy broad stimulation or rabbit ears on head
  • Long handle makes clit stimulation easy
  • Thick curved handle for g-spot or p-spot stimulation


  • Thrusting function broke
  • Won't hold charge to test vibrations
  • Vibrations are weak
  • Short battery life

My Experience With Love Hamma

My Personal Experiences with Love Hamma

DIY disaster

I have to admit, I didn’t have the highest hopes for the Love Hamma, but I was drawn in by the novelty design. I mean who doesn’t crave a good hammering from time to time! Unfortunately, my fears were correct. The best thing about the Love Hamma was definitely its looks.

A spanner in the works…

I’m not sure if my Love Hamma was defective from the start, but the thrusting function started out very weak and then stopped working before I ever actually got to try it out! However, before it broke, as any good friend would, I made every visitor to my house look at my new tool and feel the different sensations and every reaction was the same — that’s not thrusting! When holding the Love Hamma in my hand, I would say it barely passed as pulsating.


Never mind, I thought! There was still the vibrations in the head and shaft to play with. The head of the hammer has a flat side (the face) and a side with a claw. When I turned on the vibrations, just holding it in my hand, I could feel that they didn’t travel that well to either side as the motor is in the middle. I wasn’t impressed by the strength or quality of the vibrations and wasn’t that excited about testing them out at this point. Unfortunately, when I finally got around to actually testing the Love Hamma’s vibrations, it would lose charge within 30 seconds of it being turned on, even when I let it charge for the full 3 hours. After a couple attempts at charging it, I gave up, never having been able to test the vibrations or the thrusting. It was, in fact, not Hamma time for me.


Love Hamma Design

So they really did hit the nail on the head with the overall look of the Love Hamma! It does look just like a Hammer! It's even the same size. If you are looking for a role play accessory or are more interested in the look than anything else, this is a really fun design. You can also buy a holster for it, which had I been more impressed with the toy, I absolutely would have bought the holster. The shaft is relatively thick, has some light textural details and is a little curved at the end to target your g-spot.

Ease of Use

Love Hamma Ease of Use

The buttons on the Love Hamma are pretty straight forward. You have one to control the vibrations in the head, one for the handle vibrations and one for the thrusting function in the handle. You do, however, have to cycle through the settings which is a bit annoying. Plus having so many functions can make it a little confusing.


Love Hamma Quality

When I first pulled the Love Hamma out the of the box, I was pleasantly surprised by how sturdy it felt. It has a pleasing weight to it and nothing seemed to rattle. However, the thrusting function stopped working and it can't hold a charge long enough for me to test the vibrations, so those first impressions did not last. This is the most disappointing sex toy experience I've had yet.


Love Hamma Price

In my opinion, the Love Hamma is far too expensive for what it offers. Even when it did work, the vibrations are mediocre at best and the thrusting function felt underwhelming. I'm all for investing in quality sex toys, but in this case, I can't say this is a worthwhile investment.


Love Hamma Performance

Well I think you get the idea at this point! It's hard to judge the Love Hamma's performance when it won't perform!


Love Hamma Packaging

The Love Hamma's packaging has a pretty basic design that didn't give me the same luxurious feel you get with other similarly priced toys. I thought it looked a little dated and could do with an update.

Materials and care

Love Hamma Materials and care

The Love Hamma is waterproof and made of silicone, so you can wash it with warm water and fragrance-free soap or sex toy cleaner. Make sure to let it dry thoroughly before storing it its pouch. You should also only use a water-based lube to prevent any damage to the silicone.

Specifications and features

Vibration speedsHead: 3, Handle: 7 
Thrust Modes10 
Length11.14 inches
Insertable length7 inches
Diameter1.5 inches
MaterialsSilicone, ABS Plastic 
Battery Life60 minutes
Charging Time180 minutes
Travel LockNo 
Storage Bag IncludedYes 

Comparing Love Hamma with alternatives

Compare Love HammaLove Hamma
Overall score3.0 / 5.0 4.2 / 5.0 4.6 / 5.0 4.9 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0
Bedbible rating1.0 / 5.0 4.3 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.4 / 5.0
User rating5 / 5.0
from 2 users
4 / 5.0
from 819 users
4.7 / 5.0
from 7 users
5 / 5.0
from 7 users
4.5 / 5.0
from 138 users
4.6 / 5.0
from 28 users
PricePremium Pricey Pricey Premium Pricey Moderate
Design80 / 100 50 / 100 90 / 100 97 / 100 70 / 100 90 / 100
Ease of use60 / 100 70 / 100 90 / 100 97 / 100 70 / 100 85 / 100
Quality10 / 100 70 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100
Sound60 / 100 40 / 100 20 / 100 40 / 100 60 / 100 40 / 100
Power40 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100 100 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100
Buzzy/Rumblysomewhat buzzy somewhat rumbly somewhat rumbly very rumbly somewhat rumbly somewhat rumbly
Vibration speedsHead: 3, Handle: 7 -7 5 -5
Thrust Modes10 -----
Length11.14 inches-4.3 inches12.3 inches16.5 inches8 inches
Insertable length7 inches----5 inches
Diameter1.5 inches--Head: 2.4 inches-1.7 inches
WaterproofYes Submersible Yes Splashproof Splashproof Yes
MaterialsSilicone, ABS Plastic ABS Plastic and Silicone Silicone Silicone, Brushed Aluminum, ABS Plastic ABS (hard plastic), Silicone Silicone, ABS Plastic
RechargeableYes Magnetic USB Yes USB -Yes
Battery Life60 minutes30 minutes40 to 120 minutes60-360 minutes60 minutes50 minutes
Charging Time180 minutes30 minutesInitial charge: (6-7 hours) 360-420 minutesInitial charging time: Up to 360 minutes120 minutes180-240 minutes
Travel LockNo -Yes Yes No No
Storage Bag IncludedYes -No No No -
Clitoral suction-6 modes--5 sucking patterns modes-
Colors Available-Pink, Turquoise, Indigo, Violet and Gray Soft Violet, Sage Green Sunrise Orange, Midnight Blue -Available in pink, white, or red with gold accents on the back panel
Vibration patterns--3 3 10 licking modes 11
Width--1.6 inches-Base: 4.5cm, Suction head: 8 inches-
Flexibility---Flexible neck --
Texture---Different patterns on tip & handle Smooth -
Weight----140g lbs-
Remote Controls-----Able to be operated remotely via the Satisfyer connect app
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Isabelle Uren
Isabelle Uren

Site Manager | Aiming to empower people to embrace sexual pleasure one sex toy at a time or two, whatever takes your fancy! As well researching and writing about all things sex, I have studied Tantra and am currently studying towards becoming a psychosexual therapist. My life philosophy is the three Ms approach — meditation, masturbation, and mmm a good cup of tea!

Age: 32
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Sex toy experience: Experienced
All-time favorite sex toy: Doxy Die Cast
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