Love Hamma — Test & Review
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My Experience With Love Hamma
DIY disaster
I have to admit, I didn’t have the highest hopes for the Love Hamma, but I was drawn in by the novelty design. I mean who doesn’t crave a good hammering from time to time! Unfortunately, my fears were correct. The best thing about the Love Hamma was definitely its looks.A spanner in the works…
I’m not sure if my Love Hamma was defective from the start, but the thrusting function started out very weak and then stopped working before I ever actually got to try it out! However, before it broke, as any good friend would, I made every visitor to my house look at my new tool and feel the different sensations and every reaction was the same — that’s not thrusting! When holding the Love Hamma in my hand, I would say it barely passed as pulsating.Buzzkill
Never mind, I thought! There was still the vibrations in the head and shaft to play with. The head of the hammer has a flat side (the face) and a side with a claw. When I turned on the vibrations, just holding it in my hand, I could feel that they didn’t travel that well to either side as the motor is in the middle. I wasn’t impressed by the strength or quality of the vibrations and wasn’t that excited about testing them out at this point. Unfortunately, when I finally got around to actually testing the Love Hamma’s vibrations, it would lose charge within 30 seconds of it being turned on, even when I let it charge for the full 3 hours. After a couple attempts at charging it, I gave up, never having been able to test the vibrations or the thrusting. It was, in fact, not Hamma time for me.
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Design
So they really did hit the nail on the head with the overall look of the Love Hamma! It does look just like a Hammer! It's even the same size. If you are looking for a role play accessory or are more interested in the look than anything else, this is a really fun design. You can also buy a holster for it, which had I been more impressed with the toy, I absolutely would have bought the holster. The shaft is relatively thick, has some light textural details and is a little curved at the end to target your g-spot.
Ease of Use
The buttons on the Love Hamma are pretty straight forward. You have one to control the vibrations in the head, one for the handle vibrations and one for the thrusting function in the handle. You do, however, have to cycle through the settings which is a bit annoying. Plus having so many functions can make it a little confusing.
Quality
When I first pulled the Love Hamma out the of the box, I was pleasantly surprised by how sturdy it felt. It has a pleasing weight to it and nothing seemed to rattle. However, the thrusting function stopped working and it can't hold a charge long enough for me to test the vibrations, so those first impressions did not last. This is the most disappointing sex toy experience I've had yet.
Price
In my opinion, the Love Hamma is far too expensive for what it offers. Even when it did work, the vibrations are mediocre at best and the thrusting function felt underwhelming. I'm all for investing in quality sex toys, but in this case, I can't say this is a worthwhile investment.
Performance
Well I think you get the idea at this point! It's hard to judge the Love Hamma's performance when it won't perform!
Packaging
The Love Hamma's packaging has a pretty basic design that didn't give me the same luxurious feel you get with other similarly priced toys. I thought it looked a little dated and could do with an update.
Materials and care
The Love Hamma is waterproof and made of silicone, so you can wash it with warm water and fragrance-free soap or sex toy cleaner. Make sure to let it dry thoroughly before storing it its pouch. You should also only use a water-based lube to prevent any damage to the silicone.
Rating: Love Hamma was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is fairly quiet.
What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Love Hamma felt to the reviewer.
Rating: Love Hamma was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is gentle.
What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Love Hamma felt to the reviewer.
Specifications and features
| Vibration speeds | Head: 3, Handle: 7 |
| Thrust Modes | 10 |
| Length | 11.14 inches |
| Insertable length | 7 inches |
| Diameter | 1.5 inches |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Materials | Silicone, ABS Plastic |
| Rechargeable | Yes |
| Battery Life | 60 minutes |
| Charging Time | 180 minutes |
| Travel Lock | No |
| Storage Bag Included | Yes |
Conclusion
Unfortunately I won't be whipping my hammer out for partnered play or DIY, as it neither of the main functions are working. This is most likely due to a defective product so I can't speak for the quality of a fully functional Love Hamma but I wasn't that impressed before mine broke. I would say save your cash and invest in a toy that prioritises pleasure over novelty!
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Comparing Love Hamma with alternatives
 Love Hamma | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Overall score | 3.0 / 5.0 | NaN / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 | 4.1 / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 1.0 / 5.0 | 3.0 / 5.0 | 2.5 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 5 / 5.0 from 2 users | NaN / 5.0 from 0 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 1104 users | 4.2 / 5.0 from 187 users | 3.6 / 5.0 from 19 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 21 users |
| Price | High | High | Low | High | Medium | Low |
| Design | 80 / 100 | 97 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 95 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 60 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 20 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
| Quality | 10 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 35 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 80 / 100 |
| Sound | 60 / 100 | 20 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
| Power | 40 / 100 | 20 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | somewhat buzzy | very buzzy | somewhat rumbly | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | very rumbly |
| Vibration speeds | Head: 3, Handle: 7 | 3 | 3 | 3 + More In-App | - | 2 |
| Thrust Modes | 10 | - | - | - | - | - |
| Length | 11.14 inches | 6.9 inches | 4.5 inches | 3 inches | 8.5 inches | 12.5 inches |
| Insertable length | 7 inches | 4 inches | - | - | 4.13 inches | - |
| Diameter | 1.5 inches | 1.3 inches | 1.1 inches | - | 1.5 inches | - |
| Waterproof | Yes | Yes (Not Charging Base) | No | Yes | Submersible | No |
| Materials | Silicone, ABS Plastic | Silicone | Hard Plastic | Silicone | Silicone, ABS plastic | ABS plastic and Vinyl |
| Rechargeable | Yes | Yes | No, Uses 2 AAA Batteries (Not Included) | Yes | USB (magnetic charger) | No |
| Battery Life | 60 minutes | At least 60 minutes | - | 120 minutes | 40-120 minutes | - |
| Charging Time | 180 minutes | 90 minutes | - | 90 minutes | Initial charging time: 960 minutes | - |
| Travel Lock | No | No | - | No | Yes | No |
| Storage Bag Included | Yes | Comes with Charging/Storage Case | Yes | Yes | No | No |
| Vibration modes | - | 10 | - | - | 6 vibration patterns & 8 pulsation modes | - |
| Flexibility | - | Rigid | - | - | Firm shaft, flexible clitoral tail | - |
| Remote Controls | - | No | - | Physical Remote & App Controls | - | No |
| Colors Available | - | White (Tsuru), Pink (Toki) | White, Black | blue or black | Purple, Pink, Red | 1 color: Black and Rose Gold |
| Vibration patterns | - | - | 1 | 7 + More In-App | - | 1 |
| Width | - | - | - | 1 inches | - | Largest Point: 2.25 inches |
| Allergies | - | - | - | - | Latex-free, phthalate-free | - |
| Weight | - | - | - | - | - | 1.9 lbs |
How to use Love Hamma
The Love Hamma doesn't come charged so before you play make sure to give it a full charge, which takes around 3 hours. Then there are three ways to enjoy your Love Hamma. Whichever one you go for, be sure to add a slick of water-based lubrication.
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