Love Hamma Review
My Verdict
Unfortunately I won't be whipping my hammer out for partnered play or DIY, as it neither of the main functions are working. This is most likely due to a defective product so I can't speak for the quality of a fully functional Love Hamma but I wasn't that impressed before mine broke. I would say save your cash and invest in a toy that prioritises pleasure over novelty!
Recommended for
I suggest this if you're progressing beyond the basics; it’s straightforward but adds useful features.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
About The Love Hamma
The Love Hamma is hammer shaped vibrator designed for DIY pleasure or partnered role play. The vibrating head has two ends to play with, soft silicone rabbit like ears and a firm, flat base for more pressure. On top of that, the curved handle vibrates and thrusts for internal pleasure!
The vibrations of the Love Hamma are fairly quiet, gently, and somewhat buzzy
Pros
- ✅Fun design
- ✅Can be used for internal and external stimulation
- ✅Enjoy broad stimulation or rabbit ears on head
- ✅Long handle makes clit stimulation easy
- ✅Thick curved handle for g-spot or p-spot stimulation
Cons
- ❌Thrusting function broke
- ❌Won't hold charge to test vibrations
- ❌Vibrations are weak
- ❌Short battery life
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Personal Experience
DIY disaster
I have to admit, I didn’t have the highest hopes for the Love Hamma, but I was drawn in by the novelty design. I mean who doesn’t crave a good hammering from time to time! Unfortunately, my fears were correct. The best thing about the Love Hamma was definitely its looks.A spanner in the works…
I’m not sure if my Love Hamma was defective from the start, but the thrusting function started out very weak and then stopped working before I ever actually got to try it out! However, before it broke, as any good friend would, I made every visitor to my house look at my new tool and feel the different sensations and every reaction was the same — that’s not thrusting! When holding the Love Hamma in my hand, I would say it barely passed as pulsating.Buzzkill
Never mind, I thought! There was still the vibrations in the head and shaft to play with. The head of the hammer has a flat side (the face) and a side with a claw. When I turned on the vibrations, just holding it in my hand, I could feel that they didn’t travel that well to either side as the motor is in the middle. I wasn’t impressed by the strength or quality of the vibrations and wasn’t that excited about testing them out at this point. Unfortunately, when I finally got around to actually testing the Love Hamma’s vibrations, it would lose charge within 30 seconds of it being turned on, even when I let it charge for the full 3 hours. After a couple attempts at charging it, I gave up, never having been able to test the vibrations or the thrusting. It was, in fact, not Hamma time for me.Design
So they really did hit the nail on the head with the overall look of the Love Hamma! It does look just like a Hammer! It's even the same size. If you are looking for a role play accessory or are more interested in the look than anything else, this is a really fun design. You can also buy a holster for it, which had I been more impressed with the toy, I absolutely would have bought the holster. The shaft is relatively thick, has some light textural details and is a little curved at the end to target your g-spot.
Ease of Use
The buttons on the Love Hamma are pretty straight forward. You have one to control the vibrations in the head, one for the handle vibrations and one for the thrusting function in the handle. You do, however, have to cycle through the settings which is a bit annoying. Plus having so many functions can make it a little confusing.
Quality
When I first pulled the Love Hamma out the of the box, I was pleasantly surprised by how sturdy it felt. It has a pleasing weight to it and nothing seemed to rattle. However, the thrusting function stopped working and it can't hold a charge long enough for me to test the vibrations, so those first impressions did not last. This is the most disappointing sex toy experience I've had yet.
Price
In my opinion, the Love Hamma is far too expensive for what it offers. Even when it did work, the vibrations are mediocre at best and the thrusting function felt underwhelming. I'm all for investing in quality sex toys, but in this case, I can't say this is a worthwhile investment.
Performance
Well I think you get the idea at this point! It's hard to judge the Love Hamma's performance when it won't perform!
Packaging
The Love Hamma's packaging has a pretty basic design that didn't give me the same luxurious feel you get with other similarly priced toys. I thought it looked a little dated and could do with an update.
Materials and care
The Love Hamma is waterproof and made of silicone, so you can wash it with warm water and fragrance-free soap or sex toy cleaner. Make sure to let it dry thoroughly before storing it its pouch. You should also only use a water-based lube to prevent any damage to the silicone.
Specifications and features
Vibration speeds | Head: 3, Handle: 7 |
Thrust Modes | 10 |
Length | 11.14 inches |
Insertable length | 7 inches |
Diameter | 1.5 inches |
Waterproof | Yes |
Materials | Silicone, ABS Plastic |
Rechargeable | Yes |
Battery Life | 60 minutes |
Charging Time | 180 minutes |
Travel Lock | No |
Storage Bag Included | Yes |
Comparing Love Hamma with alternatives
Love Hamma | ||||||
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Overall score | 3.0 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 | NaN / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 |
Bedbible rating | 1.0 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 3.8 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 |
User rating | 5 / 5.0 from 2 users | 3.8 / 5.0 from 69 users | 4.6 / 5.0 from 37 users | 4.4 / 5.0 from 321 users | NaN / 5.0 from 0 users | 3.6 / 5.0 from 19 users |
Price | Premium | Pricey | Pricey | Pricey | Premium | Pricey |
Design | 80 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 70 / 100 |
Ease of use | 60 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 98 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 89 / 100 | 75 / 100 |
Quality | 10 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
Sound | 60 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 20 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 40 / 100 |
Power | 40 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 60 / 100 |
Buzzy/Rumbly | somewhat buzzy | somewhat rumbly | very rumbly | somewhat buzzy | somewhat rumbly | neither really buzzy nor rumbly |
Vibration speeds | Head: 3, Handle: 7 | 3 | 8 rotation speeds | 8 | - | - |
Thrust Modes | 10 | - | - | - | - | - |
Length | 11.14 inches | 8.66 inches | 8.9 inches | 6.5 inches | - | 8.5 inches |
Insertable length | 7 inches | 3.2 inches | - | - | 4.6 inches | 4.13 inches |
Diameter | 1.5 inches | 1.5 inches | 1 inches | - | (mouth) 0.6 x 0.8 inches | 1.5 inches |
Waterproof | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Submersible |
Materials | Silicone, ABS Plastic | Silicone | ABS Plastic/Silicone | Silicone, ABS plastic | ABS plastic | Silicone, ABS plastic |
Rechargeable | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | USB (magnetic charger) |
Battery Life | 60 minutes | 300 minutes | Up to 120 minutes | 120 minutes | 60 minutes | 40-120 minutes |
Charging Time | 180 minutes | 105 minutes | 16 hours – 960 minutes | 120 minutes | - | Initial charging time: 960 minutes |
Travel Lock | No | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
Storage Bag Included | Yes | Yes | No | Yes | - | No |
Vibration patterns | - | 7 | None | 8 | - | - |
Remote Controls | - | No | No | - | - | - |
App Controls | - | Yes, Uses Lovense Remote App | - | - | - | - |
Colors Available | - | Pink | - | - | - | Purple, Pink, Red |
Width | - | - | - | 2.4 inches | - | - |
Vibration modes | - | - | - | - | 3 stroke lengths (g-spot) and 10 intensity levels (clitoral) | 6 vibration patterns & 8 pulsation modes |
Flexibility | - | - | - | - | - | Firm shaft, flexible clitoral tail |
Allergies | - | - | - | - | - | Latex-free, phthalate-free |
Reviewed by:
Isabelle Uren