Lovehoney Lick Me Pussy Pump with Tongue Vibrator Review
Overall Rating
3.6/5
Bedbible Rating:
3.5/5
User Ratings:
3.7/5
Based on 32 user reviews
Rating: Lick Me Pussy Pump with Tongue Vibrator was rated 75 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.
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Rating: Lick Me Pussy Pump with Tongue Vibrator was rated 40 out of 100, which means it is possible to figure out how it should be used.
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Rating: Lick Me Pussy Pump with Tongue Vibrator was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
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My Verdict
The Lovehoney Lick Me Pussy Pump with Tongue Vibrator wasn't at all what I expected it to be. Sure, the toy is well-made with quality silicone, nice power and a surprise vibrator in the handle. However, the vibrating tongue was far too short to reach anything, as well as being too hard to feel realistic. The pussy (or breast) pump portion Leaves a bit to be desired, as you can't adjust the suction to your needs - it's simply a single intermittent suction. The suction cups aren't extremely comfortable, but are acceptable and not painful. In the end, this would make a great first pussy pump for those who want to get the feel for a toy like this. Plus, you can always use the thick, firm insertable handle for self-pleasure and couple fun if the pump doesn't turn out to be your thing.
Recommended for
I would recommend any first-timer or beginner this toy, as it's very easy to learn and use.
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About The Lick Me Pussy Pump with Tongue Vibrator
The Lovehoney branded Lick Me Pussy Pump with Tongue Vibrator is a multi-function sex toy that adds breast and vulva suction with a small flicking and vibrating tongue. It's made from high-quality, silky silicone and features 2 shields sized for the breast and vulva. Plus, the thick and sturdy handle vibrates for vaginal, g-spot and anal thrills. The Lick Me Pussy Pump is USB chargeable, features a travel lock and is splash proof for easier cleaning (but no bath or shower play, unfortunately). It makes a fantastic toy for those wanting to experience a gentle pussy pump, nipple stimulator and thick insertable vibrator for self-pleasure or couple fun.
The vibrations of the Lick Me Pussy Pump with Tongue Vibrator are fairly quiet, gently, and somewhat rumbly
Rating: Lick Me Pussy Pump with Tongue Vibrator was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is fairly quiet.
What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Lick Me Pussy Pump with Tongue Vibrator felt to the reviewer.
Rating: Lick Me Pussy Pump with Tongue Vibrator was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is gentle.
What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Lick Me Pussy Pump with Tongue Vibrator felt to the reviewer.
Pros
- ✅Great beginner pussy pump with gentle suction.
- ✅The handle is a fantastic g-spot and p-spot toy.
- ✅2 sized suction cups for vulva and breasts.
- ✅A lot of different settings, speeds and patterns.
Cons
- ❌Buttons are difficult to see and feel.
- ❌The entire toy is a bit heavy and bulky.
- ❌The tongue doesn't reach the clitoris.
- ❌The tongue is hard and not very powerful.
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Personal Experience
Surprise! Another Pussy Pump Toy!
The first time I tried a pussy pump toy, it was a horrifying experience. I literally got stuck in the thing and was panicking, trying to get the thing off my bits. So, when I learned that I was receiving another pump to review, I must admit that I was more than a little frightened. First of all, I’m not a pussy pump kinda gal, it’s just not my thing. Second, I was afraid of getting stuck inside of another toy again. However, this one is made differently so I thought I would give it a go!The Lovehoney Lick Me Pussy Pump with Tongue Vibrator
I absolutely love Lovehoney products. They are well made, more affordable than the luxury brands, and come with a great guarantee. So, when I received the Lick Me Pussy Pump with Tongue Vibrator, I was intrigued and far less terrified to try it. It is made from quality silicone, which is smooth and silky and has a handle that’s easy to grip. It features 2 sized suction cups, one for the breasts (more of the areola area) and a second one for the vulva. Both of the cups are made from plastic, so they don’t give when being suctioned down. Plus, the rims are coated with silicone for a strong suction. The toy features 4 buttons for operating the different features and a magnetic area for charging. Finally, the handle, which is thick, textured at the tip and vibrates, can be used vaginally or anally for further stimulation.Trying It Out
In trying out the Lovehoney Lick Me Pussy Pump with Tongue Vibrator, I was thrilled that it didn’t suck me in and trap me. On the contrary, the sucking is light and intermittent. It features a silicone tongue that flicks and vibrates to stimulate the clitoris or the nipples. Unfortunately, the tongue is hard, uncomfortable and literally didn’t reach my clitoris. I tried pushing the cup on more firmly, but it still wouldn’t reach. Now, when using the smaller cup on the areola area, the tongue did reach the nipple. However, the tongue felt like nothing more than someone flicking me with their finger. It wasn’t pleasant at all, to be honest.Confusion
I was really frustrated when it came to operating the toy. It features 4 buttons with little pictures carved into them…. and not one of them made any sense or told me what it did. So I had to grab the box and read the directions to understand which button did what. And this is what I learned:- One button is the on/off switch and marked like the typical on/off switch.
- The I with the mark over it controls the tongue which has 8 speeds and patterns.
- The fountain-looking button controls the single-speed suction.
- The squiggle button controls the handle which features 3 speeds and 5 patterns of vibration.
Would I Recommend This Toy?
In the end, I would recommend the Lovehoney Lick Me Pussy Pump to someone that would enjoy a multi-function toy, someone new to suction and someone wanting to try a toy like this out before moving on to something more powerful. Myself, I didn’t enjoy it at all. Additionally, the vibrating handle, which is perfect for g-spot stimulation, wasn’t a fit for me – literally. It’s far too thick and firm for this older lady. However, if you like a nice, firm, thick insertable, this toy is definitely one for you.Design
The Lovehoney Lick Me Pussy Pump with Vibrating Tongue is designed well, super sleek, and very smooth. The buttons are extremely difficult to see and feel, and the markings on them make zero sense. The 2 cups are easy to take off and replace, however, they are rigid plastic and a bit uncomfortable against the vulva. Overall, the toy is on the heavy and bulky side, making it difficult for me to hold (having grip issues). But it is a beautiful and high-quality toy in looks and operation. Adding the textured, g-spot vibrator on the handle pushes the toy over the top, making it much more versatile, as well as not being a waste of money if the suction feature doesn't work for you.
Ease of Use
I wasn't thrilled with the ease of use on the Lick Me Pussy Pump. The 4 buttons are extremely difficult to see and feel, and the markings make no sense and give you no clue as to what they do. However, there are instructions on the side of the box that tells you what each button does. Once I figured that out and memorized where each function was located, I was okay with operating it. Also, considering that I have grip issues, handing the toy was somewhat difficult because of the weight. Sure, the shape is ergonomic and would be perfect for those without small motor problems, but it's not the best for older people and those like me.
Quality
The quality of the Lick Me Pussy Pump with Vibrating Tongue is luxury-looking and feeling! Not only that, but it's well-made, sturdy and feels incredible against the body. It's not a silent toy, but not annoyingly loud either. It doesn't overheat, but it does slow down on strength and power when using it for a while. The USB charging is magnetic, so it's not waterproof, just splash proof. It would be fantastic if they changed that to a pin-type, so it would be able to be used in water. But overall, quality-wise, this is a nice sex toy.
Price
In all honesty, I feel this particular toy is overpriced. That's because if you consider that the tongue is hard, barely moves and doesn't reach the clitoris, it makes that feature nearly useless, except for using it on the nipples. The suction isn't strong at all and is only intermittent. Therefore, you don't get the swelling and blood-pooling that makes your vulva, clitoris or nipples more sensitive to touch. The handle, though heavy, does make a pretty nice g-spot vibrator, except for the cup and tongue on the other end that kinda gets in the way. Yes, the silicone is nice, the feel of the silicone is wonderful, but I feel you can get a much better product for the same price or cheaper.
Performance
Performance-wise, I was disappointed. The tongue is too hard and not long enough to reach the clitoris when using it on the vulva. However, it does work on nipples, but again, it's hard and simply feels like someone barely flicking you with their finger. Overall, the Lick Me Pussy Pump isn't too terribly loud and it doesn't overheat with use. However, the tongue does power-down when pressed against the body and slows down after using it for a short period of time. It took a while for the toy to charge, and unfortunately it didn't keep it's power for long. The only positive is the vibrating handle which is perfectly shaped and textured for g-spot or p-spot stimulation.
Packaging
The Lovehoney Lick Me Pussy Pump with Vibrating Tongue comes in a medium-weight cardboard box with a photo of the product on the front. The side has life-saving instructions written out, as the buttons are difficult to see, feel and figure out. And considering the 2 instructional manuals inside have no instructions written in them, you'll probably want to hang onto the box. In the end, the packaging is definitely strong enough to save and use for storage, but not something you'll want little eyes to see.
Materials and care
The Lick Me Pussy Pump is made from silicone and ABS plastic and features magnetic USB connection. So the toy itself is only splash proof and can't be submersed in water when cleaning. The cups can be washed in soap and water, but the rest of the toy should be wiped down, or soaped up and rinsed carefully. Be sure and dry all of the pieces well and store in the box or a sex toy storage bag. When using the toy, the silicone requires a water-based lubricant to keep the finish silky and smooth.
Special feature
More Than A Handle
The handle of the Lovehoney Lick Me Pussy Pump with Vibrating Tongue is much more than something to hold onto! This thick, textured and slightly curved handle is designed specifically to tease and please the g-spot. Additionally, because of the widening top and suction cups, it can also be used anally.Size and Shape
The handle of the Lick Me Pussy Pump measures 5 inches insertable length and 3.5 inches circumference at the smallest point and 5.75 inches at it’s largest point. The bumpy texture at the bottom gives you g-spot thrills. And the overall weight helps boost the stimulation.Speeds and Patterns
The handle’s vibrations are nice and rumbly, reverberating deep into the vagina. It features 3 total speeds and 5 patterns of vibration to play with.Specifications and features
| Vibration modes | All parts 16 total |
| Vibration speeds | Handle 3 |
| Vibration patterns | Handle 5 |
| Vibration patterns | Tongue 8 |
| Clitoral suction | Intermittent vulva and breast modes |
| Length | 8 inches |
| Insertable length | 5 inches |
| Diameter | 3.5 to 5.75 inches |
| Waterproof | No |
| Materials | Silicone and ABS plastic |
| Rechargeable | Magnetic USB |
| Battery Life | 80 minutes |
| Charging Time | 130 minutes |
| Travel Lock | Yes |
Comparing Lick Me Pussy Pump with Tongue Vibrator with alternatives
 Lick Me Pussy Pump with Tongue Vibrator | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Overall score | 3.6 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 3.5 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.9 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 3.7 / 5.0 from 32 users | 3.9 / 5.0 from 13 users | 4.4 / 5.0 from 34 users | 4.3 / 5.0 from 349 users | 4.9 / 5.0 from 94 users | 3.9 / 5.0 from 23 users |
| Price | Pricey | Pricey | Pricey | Affordable | Affordable | Moderate |
| Design | 75 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 95 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 40 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 70 / 100 |
| Quality | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
| Sound | 60 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 20 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 80 / 100 |
| Power | 40 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 60 / 100 |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | somewhat buzzy | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | somewhat rumbly | somewhat rumbly | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | neither really buzzy nor rumbly |
| Vibration modes | All parts 16 total | 10 | - | 10 | 8 | - |
| Vibration speeds | Handle 3 | - | - | - | - | 3 |
| Vibration patterns | Handle 5 | - | 7 | - | - | 4 |
| Clitoral suction | Intermittent vulva and breast modes | Yes modes | - | Entire vulva modes | REAL suction modes | 7 modes |
| Length | 8 inches | Overall length 5.5 inches inches | 5.5 inches | 7 inches | - | 9 inches |
| Insertable length | 5 inches | - | - | 5 inches | - | - |
| Diameter | 3.5 to 5.75 inches | (Small Cup) 2 inches, (Large Cup) 2 inches inches | - | 4.25 inches | - | - |
| Waterproof | No | Yes | Yes | Submersible | Great for cleaning. | Splashproof |
| Materials | Silicone and ABS plastic | Silicone | - | Silicone | Body-safe TPE, Silicone and ABS plastic | Silicone, ABS Plastic |
| Rechargeable | Magnetic USB | Yes | USB | USB cable | Magnetic USB | Yes |
| Battery Life | 80 minutes | 4 hrs minutes | 120 minutes | - | - | 60-90 minutes |
| Charging Time | 130 minutes | 5 hrs minutes | 120 minutes | - | 90 minutes | 120 minutes |
| Travel Lock | Yes | No | - | - | - | Yes |
| Storage Bag Included | - | No | Storage case | - | Plastic tube | Yes |
| Quick-release valve | - | Quickly releases suction with touch of a button | - | - | - | Yes |
| Width | - | - | 3 inches | - | - | Vulva Plus: 3.5 inches, Vulva: 3 inches, Nipple: 1.75 inches, Clitoris: 0.5 inches |
| Colors Available | - | - | - | - | Red and Black | Teal, Purple, Red |
| Remote Controls | - | - | - | - | - | No |
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