Master Series Jizz Shooter Lubricant Launcher Review

Personal Experience

This is my first lube launcher, and it wasn’t something I ever thought I would be testing! The traditional all-plastic models aren’t something that have ever appealed to me, since they definitely fall into the medical fetish category and I’m just not into that scene. However, this one reminded me much more of a traditional sex toy, like a squirting dildo. That’s why I started off using it just as a dildo, without any lube involved. It’s very slim, and the silicone is super soft, which made it very easy to insert without any warm-up. I usually go for dildos that are a bit bigger, but it was honestly quite nice to pick this up and play. The dildo sleeve does come off the inner plastic tube, but it requires a lot of pulling and twisting, so it’s pretty much impossible for it to come off accidentally. That’s great news if you want to use this lube launcher anally.

Jizz Shooter is Accurate!

Design

I really like the design of the Jizz Shooter, which is not something I thought I would find myself saying! The dark colors feel sleek and grown-up, and the dildo shaft is slim enough easy to insert while also being textured enough to be stimulating.

Ease of Use

Even with the slight extra width of the silicone dildo sleeve, this lube launcher is very easy to insert. The dildo is nicely tapered and is less than 0.8 inches wide, so its super do-able even without any warm-up. If you try to push the rod down when the tube is empty, it does seem pretty hard to push, but it's much easier with lube inside.

Quality

There are definitely some lube launchers out there that feel cheap and brittle, but this is not one of them. The plastic is sturdy and flawless, and the silicone is smooth and soft.

Price

At around $25-35 (depending on where you look), the Jizz Shooter is definitely not the cheapest lube launcher available. You can buy multipacks of simple plastic lube shooters for around $10, but this one is different. Its size is bigger than many others, and the silicone sleeve is a big bonus that pushes up the price a bit. I think that, if this more realistic design appeals to you, it could be a great investment.

Performance

This little thing performed surprisingly well! It fits a good amount of lube, and it shoots it out in a smooth stream (as long as you're not introducing air bubbles when you pump in the lube). My favorite thing about it is that it feels like a sex toy rather than a tool, and so it fits it much more naturally to our bedroom sessions.

Packaging

The Jizz Shooter comes in a matte black cardboard box, with a photo of the product on the front and plenty of phrases like "Squirt deep inside them!" on multiple sides. So, it's not discreet, but it does feel quite high-quality. What's nicer is that, inside, the launcher comes inside a resealable plastic bag. It's so rare for accessories like this to come with a storage bag, but it really does help with keeping it clean and safe in between uses.

Materials and care

I really like that you can take apart the whole shooter, including the push rod and the silicone sleeve, to clean it all properly. All you need is soap and water, though there is a lot of texture on the dildo sleeve, so it's important to get into all the crevices. You can even boil the silicone sleeve to sterilize it, which is really handy if you want to share it with multiple partners — just don't boil the plastic launcher, it's not heat-resistant and will deform. Once all the parts are dry, you can pop them into the resealable bag to store them.