The 11 Best Squirting Dildos That Will Blow You Away

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How We Tested the Best Squirting Dildos
With such a diverse team of testers and reviewers, Bedbible’s mission is to provide in depth, unbiased, and overall informative reviews so that you can find your perfect sex toy match. We love working with the most reputable, online sex toy retailers because it means we can provide our readers with content that really means something — you’ll never see us recommend a product that we don’t absolutely love!
In writing this review, I’ve considered all kinds factors in order to provide an accurate account of what each toy can offer to you. That includes squirting mechanism, size, materials, price, noise level, vibration strength, durability, and more. To do that, I use my own expert knowledge, as well as reading through hundreds of real user reviews to find every pro and con. I get how important it is to find a toy that makes you sexually happy.

What to Consider When Buying a Squirting Dildo
- Size — for beginners we recommend using a smaller dildo size, to begin with; if you’ve used dildos before and know the size you like already, then go for it!
- Materials — PVC and TPE(R) are popular materials for squirting dildos due to its flexibility and realistic effect. A drawback of PVC or TPE as a dildo material is that it is porous and therefore retains bacteria and will degrade quicker. Of course, your squirting dildo will be in contact with liquid and therefore is susceptible to more bacteria infiltrating it. That’s why we’ve included some non-porous, silicone options as well.
- Suction Cup — a squirting dildo with a suction cup is a great choice, as the suction cup will hold the dildo in place as you ride and play with it.
- Harness — this kind of squirting dildo attaches to a harness and can be used for pegging or DIV sex. When attached to the harness, the wearer can move into different positions whilst controlling the squirt function. Ejaculating dildos with a flared base or suction cup are usually also harness-compatible, but not always!
- Vibrations — some squirting dildos come with a vibration function- these ones are definitely popular! When penetrating the receiver, the vibrations can stimulate them and the wearer or receiver can decide when to unleash the synthetic ejaculate.
Types of Squirting Dildo Mechanism
- Syringe pump — this type of mechanism has a syringe that is attached to a tube that runs through the squirting dildo’s shaft; simply fill the syringe with a liquid of your choice, and when ready, push the syringe stopper until the dildo squirts.
- Squeeze pump — similar to the syringe, the squeeze pump mechanism pushes ejaculate out of the head of the squirting dildo; instead of filling a syringe, a pocket inside of the dildo itself is filled with the liquid, which, when squeezed, the pump pushes out.
- Squeezable shaft/balls — this is perhaps the more realistic option! Once a pocket on the inside of the dildo is filled with the liquid of your choice, all you need to do is simply squeeze the shaft or balls of the dildo and watch as the liquid squirts out!
Sufficiently clued up on squirting dildos? Read on below for my expert review of the best squirting dildos, and to find out the ultimate test winner.
FAQ
What is a Squirting Dildo?
A squirting dildo is any dildo that can simulate ejaculation by squirting out some kind of fluid from the tip. Some have reservoirs near the tip to store the fluid, usually lube, while others have a tube running down their length that the fluid can shoot through when pressed. They're usually designed to have a realistic look and feel to help with immersion. When filled with your liquid of choice, the dildo will sit proudly as you play around and when ready you or your partner can decide to unleash its load. A common question is 'which fluids can I use inside a squirting dildo' and the answer is, whatever you like! Of course, we recommend only using body-safe fluids such as lubricant, however some people prefer to use other liquids to replicate semen.
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