5 Best Squirting Dildos

Cassie Mørch
by Cassie MørchUpdated:

As a sex toy expert whose self proclaimed specialty is dildos, I know squirting dildos can bring a whole new level of fun to your penetration play. That said, I also know that it’s especially important to consider the materials used and the design of the squirting mechanism with this type of dildo. You’ll want to find something that matches your specific needs! To make things easier, I’ve rated and reviewed some of our favorite squirting dildos that we’ve tested here at Bedbible. Let’s have a look!

Test Winner

4.7Bedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.7/5

Bedbible Rating:

4.5/5

Reviewed by: 

Sarah Riccio

User Ratings:

4.9/5

Based on user reviews

Runner-Up

4.1Bedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.1/5

Bedbible Rating:

4/5

Reviewed by: 

George Butler

User Ratings:

4.2/5

Based on 230 user reviews

Budget-Friendly

4.0Bedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.0/5

Bedbible Rating:

4/5

Reviewed by: 

Cassie Mørch

User Ratings:

0/5

Based on user reviews

Best For Stretching

4.0Bedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.0/5

Bedbible Rating:

3.8/5

Reviewed by: 

Jesse Roberts

User Ratings:

4.3/5

Based on 192 user reviews

Expert Pick

4.2Bedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.2/5

Bedbible Rating:

4.5/5

Reviewed by: 

Caleb Finn

User Ratings:

3.8/5

Based on 15 user reviews

Strap-On-Me Squirting DildoDoc Johnson Bust ItTantus POPDoc Johnson The Amazing Squirting CockLifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo
Strap-On-Me Squirting DildoDoc Johnson Bust ItTantus POPDoc Johnson The Amazing Squirting CockLifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo
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Pros & Cons
Pros & Cons
Pros & Cons
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Pros & Cons
  • Body-safe materials
  • Extra long tubing can be cut to your desired length
  • Great for g-spot or p-spot stimulation
  • Asymmetrical base makes it easier to orient the tip
  • May not be girthy enough for some
  • Length a girth is great for those who enjoy a good stretch
  • Compatible with other Vac-U-Lock attachments
  • Very realistic design
  • Full kit with lube and a suction base included
  • Storage bag included
  • PVC is a porous material that cannot be sterilized
  • Difficult to clean on the inside
  • Body-safe silicone
  • Size is suitable for a lot of different levels of experience
  • Does not require much cleaning since the tubes are discarded after use
  • The pronounced tip is great for g-spot and p-spot stimulation
  • The ridges on the base don't add much to the sensation
  • Very small syringe volume
  • The silicone easily collects dust and lint
  • The tubes are not meant to be reusable and you'll have to purchase new ones
  • Super realistic detailing
  • Included "Splooge Juice" is very realistic
  • Perfect for those who enjoy a good stretch
  • The balls act as a good handle and a clitoral grinder
  • PVC is a porous material
  • Can be too firm for some
  • Non-porous, body-safe silicone
  • Squirting feature requires no tubes or syringe
  • Very realistic design details
  • Strong suction cup
  • Can be difficult to clean on the inside
  • Does not squirt a large volume of liquid

How We Test Squirting Dildos

We’re a team of 329 sex toy testers and 13 sex toy experts.

To find the very best Squirting Dildos, our testers tried and reviewed 112 different products in this category.

Bad or even just mediocre Squirting Dildos didn’t make the list!

In total, we’ve thoroughly tested and reviewed 1158 toys over the past 6 years.

We even lab-tested some to get objective data.

Read more about how we test products.
How We Tested the Best Squirting Dildos

If You’re Looking For…

  • Which squirting dildo holds the biggest volume of liquid? The Strap-On-Me Squirting Dildo has a syringe that holds 1 whole fluid ounce (29 ml).
  • Which squirting dildo is best for beginners? The Tantus POP is simple, slim, made of body-safe silicone. While the syringe volume is almost too small, it’s a good option for a beginners who are just testing the waters of squirting dildos.
  • Which squirting dildo is best for solo play? The Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo is a great option because it comes with everything you need to get started, including a removable suction cup base for hands-free fun, and a Vac-U-Lock hole that fits other suitable attachments as well!

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Test Winner Strap-On-Me Squirting Silicone Dildo

4.7/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.7/5

Bedbible Rating:

4.5/5

Reviewed by: 

Sarah Riccio

User Ratings:

4.9/5

Based on user reviews

90/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Strap-On-Me Squirting Silicone Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Squirting Dildo.

90/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Strap-On-Me Squirting Silicone Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Strap-On-Me Squirting Silicone Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Affordable

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PricePrice

Rating: Strap-On-Me Squirting Silicone Dildo was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look
  • Made of smooth, body-safe silicone
  • Semi-realistic design with a pronounced “head”
  • Slim and slightly flexible shaft
  • Asymmetrical base that fits perfectly in a strap-on
  • Tube is 32 inches long and the syringe can hold 1 fl oz.

Pros

  • Body-safe materials
  • Extra long tubing can be cut to your desired length
  • Great for g-spot or p-spot stimulation
  • Asymmetrical base makes it easier to orient the tip

Cons

  • May not be girthy enough for some

Why I Chose It

I highly recommend the Strap-On-Me squirting dildo if you’re looking for a thrilling, comfortable and body-safe ejaculating dildo experience!

So many of the squirting dildos on the market are made of porous materials like TPE and PVC, which can be very difficult to clean and maintain, but this one is 100% non-porous silicone!

While the dildo itself is quite slim and without texture, the tip is what takes the cake in terms of the design. That’s why I personally like how the asymmetrical base makes it easier to see which way to tip is pointing. This way, a partner will be able to direct that pronounced tip towards your g-spot or p-spot.

Our tester, Sarah, was incredibly impressed with the squirting feature. So am I! Not only does this syringe hold a good amount of liquid (1 fl oz), it also shoots it pretty far!

“The feeling of the internal ejaculation was quite realistic, in my opinion. When I sat in the bathtub and shot it into the air, it nearly hit the ceiling.”

The slits the base of the dildo also allows you to place the tube in different directions to accommodate lefties, righties, or all kinds of different positions you might be in at the time. This feature is especially practical when using it in a strap-on harness.

Runner-Up Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo

4.1/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.1/5

Bedbible Rating:

4/5

Reviewed by: 

George Butler

User Ratings:

4.2/5

Based on 230 user reviews

80/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Squirting Dildo.

70/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

50/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo was rated 50 out of 100, which means it is fairly good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Affordable

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PricePrice

Rating: Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look
  • Made of firm PVC
  • Realistic design with a veiny texture and balls
  • Vac-U-Lock suction cup base included
  • 1 bottle of “Nut Butter” concentrate included (mix with water to create fake cum lube)
  • 7 insertable inches and 1.8 inches in diameter.

Pros

  • Length a girth is great for those who enjoy a good stretch
  • Compatible with other Vac-U-Lock attachments
  • Very realistic design
  • Full kit with lube and a suction base included
  • Storage bag included

Cons

  • PVC is a porous material that cannot be sterilized
  • Difficult to clean on the inside

Why I Chose It

The Doc Johnson Bust It dildo is a good option for those who crave something bigger, thicker, and more realistic.

Now, I’m not a big fan of recommending dildos made of non-porous materials like PVC. However, a lot of squirting dildos on the market tend to be made of materials like this. If they are thoroughly cleaned and dried between uses, you may still be able to enjoy them safely. Although, if you do have a very sensitive vagina that’s prone to infections, I don’t recommend using this without a condom (which may defeat the purpose, I’m aware). Alternatively, silicone squirting dildos, like the Test Winner above or the Tantus POP, are less likely to impact your vaginal health.

So why have I still chosen to include this squirting dildo in this round-up? Our tester, George, really loved using it. He has now replaced his regular lube injector with this squirting dildo to make the whole experience more enjoyable:

“My experience has been great with this toy! […] Also, I just found myself playing with this dildo after a while, it has such a great shape and perfect rigidity. I really enjoyed the sensation of pushing it in and out.”

What I also like about this product is that it’s basically a whole kit. You get a syringe and a tube, a removable suction cup base, and a small bottle of Nut Butter concentrate to make your own fake cum lube. One of George’s favorite aspects was that “it has a Vac-U-Lock hole, so you can attach it to most things”, like a sex machine or a strap-on harness. “It is a really fantastic multi-functional dildo!”. 

However, the external syringe and tubing do pose some potential problems. They are prone to getting in the way of your play, and can make solo anal play particular fiddly. Keep in mind that thorough cleaning is a bit tedious and time-consuming.

Budget-Friendly Tantus POP Squirting Silicone Dildo

4.0/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.0/5

Bedbible Rating:

4/5

Reviewed by: 

Cassie Mørch

User Ratings:

0/5

Based on user reviews

80/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Tantus POP Squirting Silicone Dildo was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Squirting Dildo.

70/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Tantus POP Squirting Silicone Dildo was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

75/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Tantus POP Squirting Silicone Dildo was rated 75 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Pricey

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PricePrice

Rating: Tantus POP Squirting Silicone Dildo was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look
  • Made of smooth, non-porous silicone
  • Slim tip with a unique ribbed design at the base and a rounded tip.
  • Comes with three tubes and tips and a syringe that holds 2ml (0.5 tsp) of liquid.
  • 6.5 inches of insertable length and 1.5 inches in diameter.

Pros

  • Body-safe silicone
  • Size is suitable for a lot of different levels of experience
  • Does not require much cleaning since the tubes are discarded after use
  • The pronounced tip is great for g-spot and p-spot stimulation

Cons

  • The ridges on the base don't add much to the sensation
  • Very small syringe volume
  • The silicone easily collects dust and lint
  • The tubes are not meant to be reusable and you'll have to purchase new ones

Why I Chose It

I had the pleasure of testing the Tantus POP out for myself. My experience was definitely a mixed bag. Although, for something that’s significantly cheaper than the other options in this review, I think it still brings some good features to the table.

First of all, I liked the semi-realistic design. I very much appreciated the body-safe silicone, even though it did have a tendency to quickly attract dust and lint. The slim shaft was a bit underwhelming to me, but the rounded tip felt really good up against my g-spot!

While the Tantus POP may not satisfy the desires of more experienced users — those who like to feel really filled or stretched — I think it’s ideal for anyone who wants the ejaculating dildo experience in a compact, manageable form. The slim shape makes it super easy to insert and get going with right away! If you’re using this for pegging, you may well prefer to have a thin, smooth dildo such as this.

The biggest issue with this squirting dildo, in my opinion, is that it only comes with a very small syringe as standard. It’s definitely not my first recommendation for anyone who’s really looking for something to fulfill some cum fetish fantasies with. If you like to really get filled up, then you may want to purchase Tantus’ squirting dildo refill accessory pack, which comes with a larger 20ml syringe and more tubes and tips. Although, it’s disappointing that one has to make yet another purchase to enjoy a satisfactory volume!

That said, I can see why it would be practical to simply discard the tubes after use without needing to clean them, but that does mean that you’ll have to keep purchasing extra tubing. This seems very wasteful to me, and I would honestly prefer to put an effort into cleaning the tubes.

Best For Stretching Doc Johnson The Amazing Squirting Cock

4.0/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.0/5

Bedbible Rating:

3.8/5

Reviewed by: 

Jesse Roberts

User Ratings:

4.3/5

Based on 192 user reviews

40/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Doc Johnson The Amazing Squirting Cock was rated 40 out of 100, which means it is designed ok.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Squirting Dildo.

90/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Doc Johnson The Amazing Squirting Cock was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

35/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Doc Johnson The Amazing Squirting Cock was rated 35 out of 100, which means it is of mediocre quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Moderate

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PricePrice

Rating: Doc Johnson The Amazing Squirting Cock was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is pricier than the rest, but not the most expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look
  • Made of firm PVC
  • Realistic design with very lifelike details
  • Suction cup base
  • Includes a small bottle of “Splooge Juice”, a syringe, a tube, and a storage bag
  • 5.5 inches of insertable length and 1.9 inches in diameter.

Pros

  • Super realistic detailing
  • Included "Splooge Juice" is very realistic
  • Perfect for those who enjoy a good stretch
  • The balls act as a good handle and a clitoral grinder

Cons

  • PVC is a porous material
  • Can be too firm for some

Why I Chose It

While the Doc Johnson The Amazing Squirting Cock may have a relatively short insertable length, it has the largest diameter of all the squirting dildos in this review. The 1.9″ diameter combined with the realistic, veiny texture, and the pronounced glans, this dildo is amazing for a challenging and satisfying stretch.

Our tester, Jesse, wasn’t super impressed with this dildo. First of all, it’s made of porous PVC instead of silicone. Second of all, the PVC was a bit too firm for his liking. This is important to take into account if you’re planning on using it anally and prefer slimmer or more flexible dildos for this. On the plus side, Jesse was very happy about the squirting feature:

“I was impressed by how realistic the ejaculating fluid was though, it gets 10 out of 10 from me on that front.”

The syringe holds a good amount of liquid and depending on the consistency of the fluid you use, it comes out with quite a pop!

As far as cleaning and maintenance goes, I appreciate that the components of this squirting dildo are reusable and easy to clean:

“I thought the tube for the fake cum might be really hard to clean but it was actually really simple to rinse through with water.”

Expert Pick Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo

4.2/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.2/5

Bedbible Rating:

4.5/5

Reviewed by: 

Caleb Finn

User Ratings:

3.8/5

Based on 15 user reviews

85/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Squirting Dildo.

90/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

100/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Affordable

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PricePrice

Rating: Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look
  • Made of silicone
  • Squeezing the balls activates the squirting feature
  • Suction cup base
  • 5 insertable inches and 1.59 inches.

Pros

  • Non-porous, body-safe silicone
  • Squirting feature requires no tubes or syringe
  • Very realistic design details
  • Strong suction cup

Cons

  • Can be difficult to clean on the inside
  • Does not squirt a large volume of liquid

Why I Chose It

Even though this squirting dildo looks very similar to the other options in this review, it stands out to me for a few reasons.

First of all, if you’re looking for those hyper-realistic design details but don’t want a squirting dildo made of non-porous PVC, the Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo is made of 100% body-safe silicone. This means that it’s going to be a lot more durable and long-lasting.

Second of all, the syringe-free design allows you to fully indulge in the ejaculation fantasy without having to look at or think about a medical-y syringe during play time. The motion of squeezing the balls to make it squirt potentially looks and feels a lot more natural for a lot more people.

One drawback is, of course, that the lack of a tube does make it a bit more tricky to clean on the inside. However, drawing in and pushing out lots of warm, soapy water over and over again will do the trick. Just make sure you’re up for the level of maintenance required. Otherwise, something like a pump-and-dump solution that the Tantus POP offers might be a good alternative.

The suction cup base makes it a breeze to use by yourself for some hands-free fun, and it also makes the dildo compatible to use in a strap-on harness!

Our tester, Caleb, really liked the excellent quality and versatility of the dildo. As far as the squirting function goes, he did have a mixed opinion:

“The ejaculating feature is more of a gimmick than a feature in my opinion, but it does technically work so if you are into that that’s just another pro to add to the list. Overall, I would highly recommend it.”

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Comparison

BestTest Winner Runner-Up Budget-Friendly Best For Stretching Expert Pick
Overall score4.7 / 5.0 4.1 / 5.0 - 4.0 / 5.0 4.2 / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.5 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 3.8 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0
User rating4.9 / 5.0
from 6 users
4.2 / 5.0
from 230 users
- 4.3 / 5.0
from 192 users
3.8 / 5.0
from 15 users
PriceAffordable Affordable Pricey Moderate Affordable
Design90 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100 40 / 100 85 / 100
Ease of use90 / 100 70 / 100 70 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100
Quality90 / 100 50 / 100 75 / 100 35 / 100 100 / 100
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Power-----
Buzzy/Rumbly-----
Length7.7 inches8.5 inches7.25 inches7.5 inches8 inches
Insertable length6.7 inches7 inches6.5 inches5.5 inches5 inches
Diameter1.4 inches1.8 inches1.5 inches1.9 inches1.59 inches
MaterialsSilicone, ABS Plastic PVC Silicone PVC Silicone
WaterproofYes Yes Yes Yes yes
Storage Bag IncludedYes Yes Yes Yes No
Colors AvailableBlack, Vanilla Flesh Pink, Flesh Brown Cream, Honey, Espresso, Lagoon Flesh Pink -
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What to Put in a Squirting Dildo

Some squirting dildos come (ahem) with their own lube or semen-like fluid to use with them, but others require you to have something of your own.

Depending on which dildo you choose and its ejaculating mechanism, the texture and viscosity of the fluid you need will probably be different.

Here are some great fake cum lube options for you to try…

CREAMY Cum-Style Lube

CREAMY Cum-Style Lube

CREAMY Cum-Style Lube

CREAMY Cum-Style Lube is a super thick and sticky fake cum lube. It looks and feels incredibly lifelike and the viscosity gives it a great visual effect. I would definitely use it in a squirting dildo that has a larger tube, and would for something thinner if I really needed that cum shot effect with my fake cum lube.

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Sliquid Silk Hybrid Lube

Sliquid Silk Hybrid Lube

Sliquid Silk Hybrid Lube

Sliquid is a super high-quality lubricant brand that’s known for making body-safe lubes that are great for sensitive skin and genitals. Their Silk lube is a hybrid lube that takes the best of water-based and silicone-based lubes to create a perfect fake cum liquid!

As well as looking a lot like semen, Sliquid Silk lasts a lot longer than regular water-based lubes, and is free of glycerine and parabens for a healthy vaginal biome!

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Lovehoney Delight Silk Lubricant

Lovehoney Delight Silk Lubricant

Lovehoney Delight Silk Lubricant

The Lovehoney Delight Silk Lubricant is a water-based lube that has that milky and creamy look when you first pump it out of the bottle. It looks quite thick and first but once it rubs onto the skin, it becomes more watery and translucent. This is another great option if you’re looking for a cum-style lube.

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What to Consider When Getting a Squirting Dildo

Here are some things I would recommend you consider when trying to choose the best squirting dildo for you!

Size

As always, try to consider what length and girth you’re comfortable using.

For complete beginners, I recommend staying below 1.5 inches in diameter. For very experienced users who actually prefer more of a stretch, I would try to explore 1.8 inches and above (depending on the firmness of the material).

Materials

PVC and TPE (or TPR) are popular materials for squirting dildos due to its flexibility and realistic effect. A drawback of PVC or TPE as a dildo material is that it is porous and therefore retains bacteria and will degrade quicker. Of course, your squirting dildo will be in contact with liquid and therefore is susceptible to more bacteria infiltrating it. That’s why we’ve included some non-porous, silicone options as well.

Suction Cup

A squirting dildo with a suction cup is a bit more rare than a regular suction cup dildo. Although, it is a great choice for those who love to go hands-free during solo play.

Harness

Most squirting dildos are designed to fit in a regular o-ring strap-on harness. Some are also compatible with Vac-U-Lock harnesses. This is a great feature for those who want to add to the fantasy by wearing their squirting dildo while enjoying the ejaculatory features!

Types of Squirting Dildo Mechanism

  • Syringe pump — this type of mechanism has a syringe that is attached to a tube that runs through the squirting dildo’s shaft; simply fill the syringe with a liquid of your choice, and when ready, push the syringe stopper until the dildo squirts.
  • Squeezable shaft/balls — this is perhaps the most realistic option that doesn’t have syringes and pumps interfering with the visuals of your fantasy. Once a pocket on the inside of the dildo is filled with the liquid of your choice, all you need to do is simply squeeze the shaft or balls of the dildo and watch as the liquid squirts out!

Reasons to Get a Dildo with Fake Semen

So… why would you want one of these things? A squirting dildo is probably not one of the first things you think of when you think of sex toys, and that might make some people think that they’re only for those interested in the kinkier side of things.

Not true! Anyone could potentially enjoy what an ejaculating dildo has to offer, no matter your experience level or preferences of spiciness in the bedroom. Here are some reasons to consider getting a squirting dildo:

Double the pleasure

Double the pleasure

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Some people enjoy using a squirting dildo as part of three-some roleplaying or double penetration. For example, a partner would be penetrating them whilst the dildo is- when the partner ejaculates they can make the dildo ejaculate at the same time.

Revel in the moment of orgasm

Revel in the moment of orgasm

Revel in the moment of orgasm
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If you get turned on by the thought of the exact moment of orgasm, then a squirting dildo might just be for you. It allows you to experience the sensations of ejaculation without the need for a partner – convenient!

Go for as long as you want

Go for as long as you want

Go for as long as you want
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The feeling of penetration with a real penis is pretty great as most can agree, but in most cases it does come with a time limit. Having a squirting dildo eliminates that imposing deadline, allowing you to ride and thrust for as long as your heart desires without having to compromise on the feeling of blowing a load at the finish line.

Go bigger

Go bigger

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As you might have noticed from the dildos featured above, most squirting dildos tend to be bigger than the average penis. If you’re craving something a little larger inside than what your partner can provide but still want the feeling of ejaculation, a squirting dildo can come to your rescue.

Accessibility

Accessibility

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Squirting dildos can also be a real asset to those who experience problems with erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation. Being prevented from pleasuring a partner in the way that you would like can be difficult, but an ejaculating dildo can allow you to do things that your body can’t do so well itself.

Added extras

Added extras

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How many penises do you know that can vibrate? There are lots of squirting dildos that come with extra features, like vibrations, a suction cup base, harness compatibility and waterproofing, so you can make sure that it meets all of your needs and wants.

Author
Cassie Mørch
Cassie Mørch

Content Specialist | Anthropologist with a passion for exploring how humans understand sex, pleasure, and intimacy. I believe sexual well-being and pleasure is intricately linked to our overall health and well-being in ways that we probably can’t even comprehend! That’s why I love being able to write about all things related to sex, masturbation, and kink. Hopefully, our informative and sex-positive approach here at Bedbible will allow you to explore your true desires – and help you fulfill them!

Age: 26
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Bisexual
Sex toy experience: Experienced
All-time favorite sex toy: Le Wand Hoop Stainless Steel Dildo
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