The 11 Best Squirting Dildos That Will Blow You Away
I’ve rounded up 11 of the best squirting dildos. All of which are made of body-safe silicone, a few harness-compatible options, as well as some ultra-realistic ejaculating dildos. These are my absolute favorites that I think you are going to love too! Of all the squirting dildos I’ve tested by far the best one is the Strap-on-me Squirting Dildo.
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How We Tested the Best Squirting Dildos
With such a diverse team of testers and reviewers, Bedbible’s mission is to provide in depth, unbiased, and overall informative reviews so that you can find your perfect squirting dildo match. You’ll never see us recommend a product that we don’t absolutely love!
In writing this review, I’ve considered all kinds factors in order to provide an accurate account of what each dildo can offer to you. That includes the squirting mechanism, size, materials, price, durability, and more. To do that, I use my own expert knowledge, as well as reading through hundreds of real user reviews to find every pro and con. I get how important it is to find a toy that makes you sexually happy.
Which are best for what?
In the following I give my opinions on which you should buy depending on what you might be looking for more specifically.
Looking for something that is compatible for strap ons? The Strap-On-Me, Tantus POP and the Titanmen Piss Off can be used in almost all Strap on harnesses, while the Fetish Fantasy Strap-On is already a ejaculating strap on.`
If you are looking for a large dildo, you should go for the Doc Johnson Bust It or the fantasy Deep Fantasies Xenomorph.
You can also find one that is remote controlled in the Loadz Squirting Dildo.
Types of Squirting Dildo Mechanism
- Syringe pump — this type of mechanism has a syringe that is attached to a tube that runs through the squirting dildo’s shaft; simply fill the syringe with a liquid of your choice, and when ready, push the syringe stopper until the dildo squirts.
- The following dildos on the list use this mechanism: Strap-On-Me, Tantus POP, Deep Fantasies Xenomorph, Titanmen Piss Off, and the Doc Johnson Bust It
- Squeeze pump — similar to the syringe, the squeeze pump mechanism pushes ejaculate out of the head of the squirting dildo; instead of filling a syringe, a pocket inside of the dildo itself is filled with the liquid, which, when squeezed, the pump pushes out.
- The following dildos on the list use this mechanism: Lifelike Lover
- Squeezable shaft/balls — this is perhaps the more realistic option! Once a pocket on the inside of the dildo is filled with the liquid of your choice, all you need to do is simply squeeze the shaft or balls of the dildo and watch as the liquid squirts out!
- These dildos have an integrated squeezable ball or shaft: Fetish Fantasy Strap-On, and the Realskin Squiting Penis.
Reviews of the 11 best Squirting Dildos
Test Winner Strap-On-Me Squirting Silicone Dildo
Overall Rating
4.7/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.5/5.0
User Ratings:
4.9/5.0
Based on 6 user reviews
Rating: Strap-On-Me Squirting Silicone Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Squirting Dildo.
Rating: Strap-On-Me Squirting Silicone Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Strap-On-Me Squirting Silicone Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Affordable
Rating: Strap-On-Me Squirting Silicone Dildo was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I recommend Strap-On-Me Squirting Silicone Dildo for beginners, it's easy to learn and use. Advanced users will also find it valuable.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
The Strap-On-Me squirting dildo is a smooth, silky silicone dildo that’s perfect for fulfilling all your fantasies of being filled, if you know what I mean! It has a semi-realistic design, with a bulbous head that’s ideal for intense g-spot or prostate stimulation, and a smooth shaft with a bit of flexibility to it that slips in smoothly and comfortably. The flared base allows you to fit it into a strap-on harness, and you can angle the tubing at the base in three different directions, depending on whether you’re right-handed, left-handed, or are thrusting the dildo by hand. Plus, the extra long tubing and high-volume syringe make for convenient ejaculation!
Pros
- ✅ Body-safe silicone dildo
- ✅ Long 32-inch tubing
- ✅ Harness compatible
- ✅ Slightly flexible shaft
- ✅ Easy to use
- ✅ Ideal for cum play
- ✅ Made from body-safe materials
Cons
- ❌ May be too big for total beginners
- ❌ Can be messy
- ❌ Requires you to manually press the syringe
- ❌ Not very girthy
- ❌ Tubing can be unwieldy
Verdict
I highly recommend the Strap-On-Me squirting dildo if you’re looking for a thrilling, comfortable and body-safe ejaculating dildo experience!
So many of the squirting dildos on the market are made of porous materials like TPE and PVC, which can be very difficult to clean and maintain, but this one is 100% non-porous silicone!
Whether you want to slip it into a harness, or thrust it by itself, this dildo is easy to operate and clean. Just fill it with a hybrid lubricant or your preferred choice of fake cum for a creamy, unforgettable experience.
Have in mind, if you prefer a girthie dick you should keep on scrolling… There will be one for you too!
Buy, if you...
- Are looking for a body-safe silicone squirting dildo
- Want to use your squirting dildo in a strap-on harness
- Don't mind squirting the lube manually
- Want an ejaculating dildo for either solo or partner play
- Want to explore new strap-on sensations
Don't buy, if you...
- Are a complete dildo beginner or just want a slim dildo
- Would prefer a dildo that vibrates
- Prefer an extra girthy dildo
- Don't intend to use the ejaculating feature
- Prefer a realistic-looking dildo
Beginner Tantus POP Squirting Silicone Dildo
Overall Rating
4.8/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.8/5.0
Reviewed by:
Rachel WorthingtonUser Ratings:
0/5.0
Based on 0 user reviews
Rating: Tantus POP Squirting Silicone Dildo was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Squirting Dildo.
Rating: Tantus POP Squirting Silicone Dildo was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Tantus POP Squirting Silicone Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Premium
Rating: Tantus POP Squirting Silicone Dildo was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I recommend Tantus POP Squirting Silicone Dildo for beginners, it's easy to learn and use. Advanced users will also find it valuable.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
For those who prefer a smaller squirting dildo, I recommend the Tantus POP Slim. This beginner-friendly offering, from the masters of handpoured dildos Tantus, is a slim dildo with a slight curve to the shaft and a rounded, slightly bulbous tip. They have developed a proprietary tip-to-tube mechanism that ensures each use of the squirting tube is safe and hygienic, while also making clean-up a breeze! When you purchase a Tantus POP Slim, you’ll receive three tips and three tubes that you can switch out easily, as well as a small syringe that holds 20ml, or .5 tsp, of liquid.
Pros
- ✅ Body-safe silicone
- ✅ Beginner-friendly size
- ✅ Easy to use and clean
- ✅ Comes with 3 sets of tubes and tips
Cons
- ❌ May be too small for some
- ❌ Small syringe volume
- ❌ Pricey
Verdict
While the Tantus POP Slim may not satisfy the desires of more experienced users — those who like to feel really filled or stretched — it’s ideal for anyone who wants the ejaculating dildo experience in a compact, manageable form. At only 1 inch in diameter, it’s super easy to insert and get going with right away! If you’re using this for pegging, you may well prefer to have a thin, smooth dildo such as this.
The biggest issue with this squirting dildo, in my opinion, is that it only comes with a very small syringe as standard. If you like to really get filled up, then you may want to purchase Tantus’ squirting dildo refill accessory pack, which comes with a larger 20ml syringe and more tubes and tips.
Buy, if you...
- Are looking for your first squirting dildo
- Enjoy a slimmer dildo
- Want a body-safe, silicone dildo
- Need a harness-compatible ejaculating dildo
Don't buy, if you...
- Prefer larger or thicker insertable toys
- Don't want to have to operate the squirting mechanism manually
- Are on a budget
Automatic Big Shot Squirting Vibrating Dildo
Overall Rating
3.8/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4/5.0
Reviewed by:
Rachel WorthingtonUser Ratings:
3.6/5.0
Based on 62 user reviews
Rating: Big Shot Squirting Vibrating Dildo was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Squirting Dildo.
Rating: Big Shot Squirting Vibrating Dildo was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Big Shot Squirting Vibrating Dildo was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Pricey
Rating: Big Shot Squirting Vibrating Dildo was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I find Big Shot Squirting Vibrating Dildo ideal for those with some experience, offering a moderate challenge. It's accessible enough for all to try.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
With this squirting dildo, it’s no work and all play! The Big Shot is a thick vibrating dildo that squirts at the push of a button. Simply fill up the reservoir at the base with the liquid of your choice and you’re ready to go exploring all ten of its vibrating speeds and patterns.
The 6 inches of insertable shaft are made of ABS plastic with a silicone coating, making for a very firm dildo with a soft feel. Covered with veiny textures and pronounced tip, the Big Shot offers plenty of stimulation as you thrust. Plus, it has a strong suction cup that you can stick to any hard, smooth and clean surface for hands-free riding! You can even ride it in the shower thanks to its 100% waterproof construction.
Once you’re ready to make a spectacular finish, simply press the other button to make your dildo ejaculate on command. The reservoir can hold around 1 fl. oz. of liquid.
Pros
- ✅ Strong, rumbly vibrations
- ✅ Strong suction cup
- ✅ No external syringe or tube required
- ✅ Rechargeable
- ✅ Waterproof
Cons
- ❌ Fairly expensive
- ❌ Extremely firm
- ❌ Can be difficult to clean
- ❌ Loud vibrations
Vibrations: The vibrations of the Big Shot Squirting Vibrating Dildo are noisy, very powerful, and somewhat rumbly
Rating: Big Shot Squirting Vibrating Dildo was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is noisy.
What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Big Shot Squirting Vibrating Dildo felt to the reviewer.
Rating: Big Shot Squirting Vibrating Dildo was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very powerful.
What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Big Shot Squirting Vibrating Dildo felt to the reviewer.
Verdict
The Big Shot’s firm body means some seriously powerful stimulation, though it may be too much for some. If you enjoy fast or rough thrusting then beware, because this squirting dildo is unyielding! Its vibrations can also get pretty loud at the highest settings, so be prepared if you have thinner walls.
The lack of external tubing or syringe make it easier to use than other ejaculating dildos, but can make it harder to clean. It also only holds a very small amount of fluid, and can struggle to squirt out thicker liquids — I recommend watering down any lube you want to use to make it shoot out rather than dribble.
Buy, if you...
- Like the idea of a squirting dildo that vibrates
- Don't want to fiddle with syringes or tubes
- Enjoy very firm dildos
Don't buy, if you...
- Are a dildo beginner
- Prefer a flexible dildo
- Want a quiet sex toy
- Are looking for a squirting dildo with a larger capacity than 1 fl. oz.
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Cheapest Lifelike Lover Classic Squirting Dildo
Overall Rating
3.4/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
3.2/5.0
Reviewed by:
Rachel WorthingtonUser Ratings:
3.5/5.0
Based on 31 user reviews
Rating: Lifelike Lover Classic Squirting Dildo was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Squirting Dildo.
Rating: Lifelike Lover Classic Squirting Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Lifelike Lover Classic Squirting Dildo was rated 55 out of 100, which means it is fairly good quality.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Cheap
Rating: Lifelike Lover Classic Squirting Dildo was rated 1 out of 5, which means it is affordable compared to other Squirting Dildos.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I suggest Lifelike Lover Classic Squirting Dildo if you're past the beginner stage and ready for more. It's beginner-friendly yet offers additional features for growing users.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
Pop and play – with the Lifelike Lover Classic Squirting Dildo, it’s that easy. This budget-friendly ejaculating dildo has an easy-fill bulb at the base, making your grand finale as easy as squeezing the bulb for the fluid of your choice to come shooting out the end. Since it’s removable, it’s also super easy to clean.
The dildo itself is perfect for those with a bit of insertable experience under their belt, or beginners who love a challenge! It has a very manageable insertable length of 5 inches and slightly larger than average girth of 5 inches (that’s 1.6 inches in diameter). Its biggest downside, however, is that it is made from PVC, which is a porous material that can be difficult to thoroughly clean and can harbor germs in microscopic pores on the material’s surface.
Pros
- ✅ Budget-friendly
- ✅ No external tube required
- ✅ Easy to fill and clean
Cons
- ❌ Can come apart or leak during use
- ❌ Made of porous, lower quality PVC
- ❌ May be too large for beginners
- ❌ Not harness-compatible
Verdict
The Lifelike Lover could be worthwhile realistic ejaculating dildo for those who value simplicity and their wallet.
The design of this dildo makes it easy to fill and use, but it also means that it can quite easily come apart is squeezed more aggressively. For this reason, it could be a great option for those who want to try out the sensations of a squirting dildo for the first time without investing too much.
It’s also made of PVC, which is a lower quality material that can be harder to clean and maintain, and quicker to degrade, than other materials such as silicone. Usually, I recommend covering PVC dildos with a condom before using to make them safer to use, though this would obviously prevent the squirting function from working.
Buy, if you...
- Are looking for a squirting dildo that's easy to get started with
- Are on a budget
- Don't want to fiddle with syringes or tubes
- Enjoy realistic-looking and -feeling dildos
Don't buy, if you...
- Want a body-safe, silicone dildo
- Are willing to pay a little more for a higher quality product
- Prefer a slimmer, beginner-friendly dildo size
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Thick Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo
Overall Rating
4.2/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.2/5.0
Reviewed by:
Rachel WorthingtonUser Ratings:
4.2/5.0
Based on 208 user reviews
Rating: Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Squirting Dildo.
Rating: Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is somewhat intuitive and easy to use.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is fairly good quality.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Moderate
Rating: Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is pricier than the rest, but not the most expensive.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I endorse Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo for experts due to its advanced features. Beginners ambitious for a challenge will find it a robust tool for growth.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
This big boy is here to fulfil your fantasies of fullness, in more ways than one.
At 8.5 inches long and 2 inches wide, the Bust It Ejaculating Dildo from Doc Johnson is perfect for those who like a super long and thick dildo. The realistic veiny texture from balls to tip allows you to immerse yourself in the sensations it delivers.
And what’s more realistic than a dildo that squirts? The Bust It dildo comes with a syringe and a tube that connects to the shaft for a powerful ejaculation experience. It even comes with a 1 oz. bottle of Doc Johnson’s own ‘Nut Butter’ fake semen formula.
Pros
- ✅ Extra girthy and long
- ✅ Removable suction cup
- ✅ Comes in three colors
- ✅ Harness compatible
Cons
- ❌ Made of porous PVC
- ❌ May be too large for beginners
- ❌ Syringe and tube can be fiddly
- ❌ Difficult to clean
Verdict
The Bust It dildo offers the opportunity for a dildo creampie experience that doesn’t compromise on thickness, girth or texture. While it’s definitely not suitable for dildo beginners, connoisseurs are sure to love it.
However, the external syringe and tubing do pose some potential problems. They are prone to getting in the way of your play, and can make solo anal play particular fiddly. They are also harder to clean than other squirting dildo models.
And, of course, the Bust It is made of PVC, a lower quality material that’s quick to degrade and hard to properly clean.
Buy, if you...
- Love a very thick and long dildo
- Want a squirting dildo that comes with its own fluid
- Like to choose the color of your dildo
- Are experienced with insertable toys
- Have a Vac-U-Lock harness or other Vac-U-Lock attachment
Don't buy, if you...
- Aren't looking to feel very filled or stretched
- Want a body-safe, silicone dildo
- Prefer an automatic ejaculating mechanism
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Strap-On Fetish Fantasy Ejaculating Hollow Strap-On
Overall Rating
4.5/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.4/5.0
Reviewed by:
Rachel WorthingtonUser Ratings:
4.6/5.0
Based on 15 user reviews
Rating: Fetish Fantasy Ejaculating Hollow Strap-On was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Squirting Dildo.
Rating: Fetish Fantasy Ejaculating Hollow Strap-On was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is somewhat intuitive and easy to use.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Fetish Fantasy Ejaculating Hollow Strap-On was rated 75 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Affordable
Rating: Fetish Fantasy Ejaculating Hollow Strap-On was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I find Fetish Fantasy Ejaculating Hollow Strap-On ideal for those with some experience, offering a moderate challenge. It's accessible enough for all to try.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
If you want a way to get both partners involved in the action, why not try a squirting strap-on? This hollow strap-on from Fetish Fantasy is a great option for those who experience erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation, as well as those who just want a way to really fill up their partner.
The dildo itself is long, girthy and straight, with realistic-feeling textures from base to tip, whilst the internal canal can comfortably fit most penis sizes when flaccid. The harness is adjustable up to 52 inches and features a thong strap underneath for a secure fit. To fill the dildo with fake cum, simply place the tip into the fluid of your choice and squeeze to fill up the reservoir. No external tubes or bulbs required. Then simply squeeze the tip to release when you reach the finale.
Pros
- ✅ Strap-on dildo
- ✅ Long and girthy
- ✅ No external syringe or tube
- ✅ Adjustable harness
Cons
- ❌ Canal may be too small for larger penises
- ❌ Dildo may be too big for beginners
- ❌ Made of porous PVC
- ❌ Harness may not feel secure
Verdict
This strap-on dildo is an ideal option for couples who are looking for an immersive squirting dildo experience, no matter what they have down there or what their capabilities are.
However, given the length and girth of this dildo, it’s probably not suitable for penetrating those who aren’t used to thicker dildos. Instead, work your way up to this size with gradually bigger dildos. Also, this strap-on may not fit larger members in the internal canal, so look carefully at the measurements.
Something else to be aware of is that this dildo is made of PVC, which is hard to clean properly and can be quick to degrade when compared to materials like silicone.
Buy, if you...
- Have a penis (or have a partner with one)
- Want a squirting dildo you can use alongside your own penis
- Are looking for a penis extender
Don't buy, if you...
- Have a larger or girthier penis
- Are a penetration newbie
- Would prefer a strap-on made from body-safe silicone
Fantasy Deep Fantasies Xenomorph Fantasy Dildo with Squirt Tube
Overall Rating
4.7/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.7/5.0
Reviewed by:
Rachel WorthingtonUser Ratings:
0/5.0
Based on 0 user reviews
Rating: Deep Fantasies Xenomorph Fantasy Dildo with Squirt Tube was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Squirting Dildo.
Rating: Deep Fantasies Xenomorph Fantasy Dildo with Squirt Tube was rated 75 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Deep Fantasies Xenomorph Fantasy Dildo with Squirt Tube was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Affordable
Rating: Deep Fantasies Xenomorph Fantasy Dildo with Squirt Tube was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I advise Deep Fantasies Xenomorph Fantasy Dildo with Squirt Tube for intermediate users, as it offers a good balance of complexity and learning potential.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
Don’t worry, the only bursting that this Xenomorph is going to do will be of the sexy kind, and at your command! If you have fantasies of alien abduction, then you’ll love this girthy squirting dildo. It has plenty of ridges and nubs down its shaft and a bulbous head that provides plenty of delicious texture as you thrust. And, at 1.7 inches in diameter, it’s guaranteed to leave you feeling full and satisfied. The soft and flexible Xenomorph dildo has a long squirt tube and a detachable syringe for easy ejaculation and cleaning.
Pros
- ✅ Premium-quality body-safe silicone
- ✅ Great for girth-lovers!
- ✅ Soft and flexible
Cons
- ❌ May be too big for some
- ❌ Tube is not removable
- ❌ Not harness-compatible
Verdict
While the Deep Fantasies Xenomorph may not have the broad appeal of a more realistic-looking dildo, if you’re into it then you’re into it! For those who love a filling and highly textured dildo, then I highly recommend this alien invader.
To clean the tube, be sure to flush it thoroughly with water to remove any residue. You can also wash this squirting dildo in the dishwasher, but you should not boil it, as that will damage the tube inside.
Buy, if you...
- Have an alien fantasy or kink!
- Enjoy girthy dildos
- Want a squirting dildo with lots of texture and ridges
Don't buy, if you...
- Prefer slimmer, smoother dildos
- Want a realistic-looking dildo
- Want a squirting dildo that can be boiled
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Golden Shower Titanmen Piss Off Squirting Dildo
Overall Rating
4.3/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.2/5.0
Reviewed by:
Rachel WorthingtonUser Ratings:
4.5/5.0
Based on 2 user reviews
Rating: Titanmen Piss Off Squirting Dildo was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Squirting Dildo.
Rating: Titanmen Piss Off Squirting Dildo was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Titanmen Piss Off Squirting Dildo was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Pricey
Rating: Titanmen Piss Off Squirting Dildo was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I find Titanmen Piss Off Squirting Dildo ideal for those with some experience, offering a moderate challenge. It's accessible enough for all to try.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
Just the name of the Doc Johnson Titanmen ‘Piss Off’ dildo gives you a real clue as to the kind of squirting dildo this toy is! If you have golden shower fantasies but either don’t have access to or would rather not use the real thing, then this is the perfect substitute. The Piss Off dildo is lifelike dildo with a long and girthy shaft that’s slightly flexible — enough to feel a whole lot like a real dong. You can use it as is, or insert the Vac-U-Lock suction cup attachment for harness play. Plus, it comes with a bottle of imitation pee that tastes like tropical fruit, though it works just as well with fake cum lubes as well.
Pros
- ✅ Compatible with Vac-U-Lock suction cups and harnesses
- ✅ Comes with 2 oz bottle of flavored imitation urine
- ✅ Large and girthy
Cons
- ❌ Made from porous PVC
- ❌ Only comes in one color
- ❌ May be too big for some
Verdict
If you’re looking for a squirting dildo that fulfils a pee-based fantasy, then this toy has got you covered — literally. Just remember that it’s a big’un, both in length and diameter, so be prepared for a good amount of warm up and lubing up!
While the squishy PVC does lend it some realism, I do wish that it was made of body-safe silicone instead. If you’re concerned about this, you could always cover it with a condom when inserting it.
Buy, if you...
- Have golden shower fantasies
- Are looking for a super girthy squirting dildo
- Need a Vac-U-Lock compatible dildo
Don't buy, if you...
- Would prefer body-safe silicone over PVC
- Are looking for a slimmer dildo
- Want a squirting dildo to use in a standard O-ring harness
Remote Control Loadz Vibrating Squirting Remote Control Dildo
Overall Rating
4.6/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.4/5.0
Reviewed by:
Rachel WorthingtonUser Ratings:
4.8/5.0
Based on 6 user reviews
Rating: Loadz Vibrating Squirting Remote Control Dildo was rated 87 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Squirting Dildo.
Rating: Loadz Vibrating Squirting Remote Control Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Loadz Vibrating Squirting Remote Control Dildo was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Pricey
Rating: Loadz Vibrating Squirting Remote Control Dildo was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I advise Loadz Vibrating Squirting Remote Control Dildo for intermediate users, as it offers a good balance of complexity and learning potential.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
For the ultimate hands-free squirting experience, then you need a remote control squirting dildo! The Loadz Vibrating Squirting Dildo takes care of everything for you, from the realistic look and feel, the 10 vibration modes, to the automatic squirting mechanism. Simply insert 2 AAA batteries, fill up the small reservoir in the balls and you’re ready to play! You can grip the balls to maneuver it yourself, or stick the strong suction cup to the smooth surface of your choice. You can even slip it into a strap-on harness for some titillating partner play!
Pros
- ✅ Automatic squirting mechanism
- ✅ Remote-controlled
- ✅ Suction cup
- ✅ Harness-compatible
Cons
- ❌ Made from porous TPR (thermoplastic rubber)
- ❌ May be too large for some
- ❌ Fairly buzzy vibrations
Vibrations: The vibrations of the Loadz Vibrating Squirting Remote Control Dildo are fairly quiet, quite powerful, and somewhat buzzy
Rating: Loadz Vibrating Squirting Remote Control Dildo was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is fairly quiet.
What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Loadz Vibrating Squirting Remote Control Dildo felt to the reviewer.
Rating: Loadz Vibrating Squirting Remote Control Dildo was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is quite powerful.
What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Loadz Vibrating Squirting Remote Control Dildo felt to the reviewer.
Verdict
Having a remote control can be an incredibly handy tool, especially for those who feel like they’ll get taken out of the moment by sorting out tubes and syringes. This ejaculating dildo is super simple to set up, and very versatile, too! Of course, the size means that it’s best suited for those with some penetrative experience, but for those who love to be filled, this toy is here in every way.
Keep in mind that the Loadz dildo is made from TPR, or thermoplastic rubber, which is a porous material. For that reason, I recommend covering it with a condom before you insert it.
It’s also important to note that this toy is only splashproof, and not completely waterproof. That means you can rinse it in water, but should not submerge it — no bath time play for this one!
Buy, if you...
- Want a hands-free squirting dildo experience
- Don't want to fuss around with tubes and syringes
- Are looking for an ejaculating dildo with a suction cup
- Are a fairly experienced dildo user
Don't buy, if you...
- Are looking for a small, slim dildo
- Would prefer a body-safe silicone dildo
- Want a toy you can submerge and use in the bath
King Cock 6 Inch Squirting Dildo
Overall Rating
4.4/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.3/5.0
Reviewed by:
Rachel WorthingtonUser Ratings:
4.5/5.0
Based on 27 user reviews
Rating: King Cock 6 Inch Squirting Dildo was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Squirting Dildo.
Rating: King Cock 6 Inch Squirting Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: King Cock 6 Inch Squirting Dildo was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Affordable
Rating: King Cock 6 Inch Squirting Dildo was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I advise King Cock 6 Inch Squirting Dildo for intermediate users, as it offers a good balance of complexity and learning potential.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
If realism is what you’re after, then take a look at this beautiful specimen from ultra-realistic dildo brand King Cock. All 6 inches of this hand-scupted shaft is crafted to perfection, with veins all the way down and a deliciously pronounced coronal ridge that pleasures as you thrust in and out. At almost 2 inches wide, it’s certainly not for the faint of heart, but it’s guaranteed to stretch you out and fill you up. Instead of tubes and syringes, all you need to do to make this guy squirt is to add some liquid to the removable bulb and squeeze to send it shooting out of the tip.
Pros
- ✅ Includes a 2 oz. bottle of imitation semen
- ✅ Budget-friendly
- ✅ Super realistic design
- ✅ Easy squeeze bulb
Cons
- ❌ Not harness-compatible
- ❌ Made from porous PVC material
- ❌ May be to girthy for some
Verdict
Such a wide dildo is only for true connoisseurs of thick dildos, but it’s a really gratifying girth for those who love to be stretched! Paired with how realistic this dildo looks and feels, you’ll be wanting to play with this one over and over! Just remember to use plenty of water-based lube.
It’s very easy to fill up and squeeze out, though you may have to be careful when using thinner liquids as it can drip out with gravity if you angle it downward too far.
And, of course, the King Cock Squirting Cock is made from porous PVC, so try using it with a condom to be as hygienic as possible.
Buy, if you...
- Love a super-realistic dildo!
- Want a squirting dildo that's girthy but not overly long
- Prefer a simple squeeze bulb
- Are looking for a more affordable toy
Don't buy, if you...
- Prefer body-safe silicone dildos
- Aren't looking to be stretched
- Want a harness-compatible dildo
Realskin Squirting Penis
Overall Rating
3.3/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
3.2/5.0
Reviewed by:
Rachel WorthingtonUser Ratings:
3.3/5.0
Based on 44 user reviews
Rating: Realskin Squirting Penis was rated 73 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Squirting Dildo.
Rating: Realskin Squirting Penis was rated 68 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Realskin Squirting Penis was rated 89 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Moderate
Rating: Realskin Squirting Penis was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is pricier than the rest, but not the most expensive.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I find Realskin Squirting Penis ideal for those with some experience, offering a moderate challenge. It's accessible enough for all to try.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
If you’re craving the most realistic feelings in a dildo, look no further than the Realskin squirting penis.
Not only does it ejaculate, but it’s made of a soft, flexible material that delivers incredible realism inside you. Veins, tip and balls – it’s got it all.
Simply fill the reservoir inside by dipping the tip into the fluid of your choosing and squeezing those squishy balls to suck it inside. When you want to let loose, simply squeeze them again to release it all.
Pros
- ✅ Soft, realistic feel
- ✅ Girthy shaft
- ✅ No external syringe or tube
Cons
- ❌ May not work with thicker fluids
- ❌ Easy to break
- ❌ Hard to clean
- ❌ Made of lower quality material
Verdict
This squirting dildo is another great starter toy for those looking to experience extra ejaculation and realism together in one. It’s pretty budget-friendly and easy to use, whilst still being pretty girthy (but not overly intimidating).
That being said, it’s not perfect. It’s made of TPR, which is a kind of plastic. This is a porous material, like PVC, that can be hard to clean carefully and thoroughly, and is quick to degrade.
Its filling mechanism also means that it can be hard to clean, and the squirting may not work so well with thicker, semen-like fluids. You should also be careful not to squeeze it too hard, or you may break the balls!
Buy, if you...
- Are attracted to a squirting dildo
- Like a more realistic dildo
- Don't want to fiddle with tubes or syringes
Don't buy, if you...
- Want to use a thicker fluid
- Are a penetration newbie
- Want a silicone dildo
Comparison of the 11 best Squirting Dildos
| Best | Test Winner | Beginner | Automatic | Cheapest | Thick | Strap-On | Fantasy | Golden Shower | Remote Control | null | null |
| Overall score | 4.7 / 5.0 | - | 3.8 / 5.0 | 3.4 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | - | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 | 3.3 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 3.2 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 3.2 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 4.9 / 5.0 from 6 users | - | 3.6 / 5.0 from 62 users | 3.5 / 5.0 from 31 users | 4.2 / 5.0 from 208 users | 4.6 / 5.0 from 15 users | - | 4.5 / 5.0 from 2 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 6 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 27 users | 3.3 / 5.0 from 44 users |
| Price | Affordable | Premium | Pricey | Cheap | Moderate | Affordable | Affordable | Pricey | Pricey | Affordable | Moderate |
| Design | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 87 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 73 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 68 / 100 |
| Quality | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 55 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 89 / 100 |
| Sound | - | - | 80 / 100 | - | - | - | - | - | 60 / 100 | - | - |
| Power | - | - | 80 / 100 | - | - | - | - | - | 60 / 100 | - | - |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | somewhat rumbly | - | - | - | - | - | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | - | - |
| Length | 7.7 inches | 6 inches | 8 inches | 6 inches | 9.2 inches | 8.5 inches | 7 inches | 10.5 inches | 8.5 inches | 8.1 inches | 7.5 inches |
| Insertable length | 6.7 inches | 5.5 inches | 6 inches | 5 inches | 8.5 inches | For Receiver: 7.5 inches, For Wearer: 4 inches | 6 inches | 7.8 inches | 6.75 inches | 6.2 inches | 6 inches |
| Diameter | 1.4 inches | 1 inches | 1.6 inches | 1.6 inches | 2 inches | 2 inches | 2.1 inches | 2 inches | 1.75 inches | 1.7 inches | 1.75 inches |
| Materials | Body-safe Silicone, ABS Plastic | Medical-Grade Silicone | Silicone, ABS Plastic | PVC | PVC | PVC, ABS Plastic, Polyester | Silicone | PVC | TPR, ABS Plastic | PVC | TPR (Thermoplastic Rubber) |
| Waterproof | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Splashproof | Splashproof | Yes | Yes |
| Storage Bag Included | Yes | No | No | No | No | No | No | No | No | No | No |
| Colors Available | Black, Vanilla | Purple, Pink, Black | Light Skin Tone, Dark Skin Tone | Light Skin Tone | Light, Medium and Dark Skin Tones | Light Skin Tone, Medium Skin Tone | White/Blue | Light Skin Tone | Light, Medium and Dark Skin Tones | Light Skin Tone, Medium Skin Tone | Light Skin Tone, Dark Skin Tone |
| Flexibility | - | Slight Flexibility | None | Slight Flexibility | null | Flexible | Soft & Flexible | Slightly flexible | Slight Flexibility | Slight Flexibility | Flexible |
| Vibration modes | - | - | 10 | - | - | - | - | - | 10 | - | - |
| Battery Life | - | - | Up to 180 minutes | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Rechargeable | - | - | Yes | - | - | - | - | - | Yes (Requires 2 AAA Batteries, Not Included) | - | - |
| Charging Time | - | - | 180 minutes | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Diameter (internal) | - | - | - | - | - | 1.75 inches | - | - | - | - | - |
| Harness Size | - | - | - | - | - | Waist Size from 30 to 52 inches | - | - | - | - | - |
| Remote Controls | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | Physical Remote | - | - |
What to Consider
Here are some things I would recommend you consider when trying to choose the best squirting dildo for your preferences.
Size
For beginners I recommend using a smaller dildo size, to begin with; if you’ve used dildos before and know the size you like already, then go for it!
Materials
PVC and TPE(R) are popular materials for squirting dildos due to its flexibility and realistic effect. A drawback of PVC or TPE as a dildo material is that it is porous and therefore retains bacteria and will degrade quicker. Of course, your squirting dildo will be in contact with liquid and therefore is susceptible to more bacteria infiltrating it. That’s why we’ve included some non-porous, silicone options as well.
Suction Cup
A squirting dildo with a suction cup is a great choice, as the suction cup will hold the dildo in place as you ride and play with it.
Harness
This kind of squirting dildo attaches to a harness and can be used for pegging or DIV sex. When attached to the harness, the wearer can move into different positions whilst controlling the squirt function. Ejaculating dildos with a flared base or suction cup are usually also harness-compatible, but not always!
Vibrations
Some squirting dildos come with a vibration function- these ones are definitely popular! When penetrating the receiver, the vibrations can stimulate them and the wearer or receiver can decide when to unleash the synthetic ejaculate.
What to Put in a Squirting Dildo
Some squirting dildos come (ahem) with their own lube or semen-like fluid to use with them, but others require you to have something of your own.
Depending on which dildo you choose and its ejaculating mechanism, the texture and viscosity of the fluid you need will probably be different.
Here are four great options for you to try…
Doc Johnson Bust It Nut Butter
If you’re looking for a realistic fake cum lube, you can’t get much better than Doc Johnson’s Nut Butter!
It’s fairly thick, odorless and has a slightly sweet taste, making it a perfect accompaniment to any and all fake cum play.
If you want to use it in a squirting dildo, you may find that you have to dilute it slightly with water to make it more squirtable. Try and play around to find your perfect viscosity.
Sliquid Silk Hybrid Lube
Sliquid is a super high-quality lubricant brand that’s known for making body-safe lubes that are great for sensitive skin and genitals. Their Silk lube is a hybrid lube that takes the best of water-based and silicone-based lubes to create a perfect fake cum liquid!
As well as looking a lot like semen, Sliquid Silk lasts a lot longer than regular water-based lubes, and is free of glycerine and parabens for a healthy vaginal biome!
Water
A quick and easy solution to put in your squirting dildo is straight-up water. It’s simple to get, freely available almost everywhere, and pH-neutral, too.
Since it’s thinner than other fake cum alternatives, it can be easier to use in ejaculating dildos, but it may also feel too thin for some people’s preferences.
DIY Fake Cum
Of course, there are also plenty of DIY recipes for fake cum!
Take a look below for some of our top recommendations…
How to Make Your Own Fake Cum
If you’d rather concoct your own fake cum formula, then there are a couple of different ways you can go about it.
Just remember, these aren’t safe to use internally, so you should only use them for those spectacular external cumshots you’re going to create!
Yogurt and Water
What You’ll Need:
- Plain yogurt
- Water
- This is a 4:1 ratio recipe, so you’ll need four parts yogurt to one part water. For example, let’s say you wanted to make five ounces of fake cum. In that case, you’ll need four ounces of plain yogurt and one ounce of water!
- Place everything in a bowl and whisk together.
- Whisk until you’ve reached your desired consistency. You can add more yogurt for a thicker blend; add more water to make the blend thinner.
Cornstarch, Sugar and Water
What You’ll Need:
- 1 – 1.5 tsp. of sugar
- 1 tbsp. of cornstarch
- 250 mL of water
- Mix the water with the cornstarch in a pan until the cornstarch has completely dissolved. It may be helpful to add the water a bit at a time rather than all at once.
- Next, put the pan on the stove and add the sugar. Bring the mixture to a boil, mixing continuously until everything is dissolved.
- Remove the pan from the heat, and allow it to cool completely for 15 – 30 minutes before use.
Reasons to Get a Dildo with Fake Semen
So… why would you want one of these things? A squirting dildo is probably not one of the first things you think of when you think of sex toys, and that might make some people think that they’re only for those interested in the kinkier side of things.
Not true! Anyone could potentially enjoy what an ejaculating dildo has to offer, no matter your experience level or preferences of spiciness in the bedroom. Here are some reasons to consider getting a squirting dildo:
Double the pleasure
Some people enjoy using a squirting dildo as part of double penetration, for example a partner would be penetrating them whilst the dildo is- when the partner ejaculates they can make the dildo ejaculate at the same time.
Revel in the moment of orgasm
If you get turned on by the thought of the exact moment of orgasm, then a squirting dildo might just be for you. It allows you to experience the sensations of ejaculation without the need for a partner – convenient!
Go for as long as you want
The feeling of penetration with a real penis is pretty great as most can agree, but in most cases it does come with a time limit. Having a squirting dildo eliminates that imposing deadline, allowing you to ride and thrust for as long as your heart desires without having to compromise on the feeling of blowing a load at the finish line.
Go bigger
As you might have noticed from the dildos featured above, most squirting dildos tend to be bigger than the average penis. If you’re craving something a little larger inside than what your partner can provide but still want the feeling of ejaculation, a squirting dildo can come to your rescue.
Accessibility
Squirting dildos can also be a real asset to those who experience problems with erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation. Being prevented from pleasuring a partner in the way that you would like can be difficult, but an ejaculating dildo can allow you to do things that your body can’t do so well itself.
Added extras
How many penises do you know that can vibrate? There are lots of squirting dildos that come with extra features, like vibrations, a suction cup base, harness compatibility and waterproofing, so you can make sure that it meets all of your needs and wants.
Sources
- Ornamentalism: The Art of Renaissance Accessories. (2011). USA: University of Michigan Press.
- Reddit recommendations aligning with my own (Reddit thread)
- Using a squirting dildo for anal (Quora)
- Fake Creampie Subreddit (Reddit)
FAQ
What is a Squirting Dildo?
A squirting dildo is any dildo that can simulate ejaculation by squirting out some kind of fluid from the tip. Some have reservoirs near the tip to store the fluid, usually lube, while others have a tube running down their length that the fluid can shoot through when pressed. They're usually designed to have a realistic look and feel to help with immersion. When filled with your liquid of choice, the dildo will sit proudly as you play around and when ready you or your partner can decide to unleash its load. A common question is 'which fluids can I use inside a squirting dildo' and the answer is, whatever you like! Of course, we recommend only using body-safe fluids such as lubricant, however some people prefer to use other liquids to replicate semen.
Reviewed by:
Sarah Riccio