The 11 Best Squirting Dildos That Will Blow You Away

Rachel Worthington
by Rachel Worthington
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A dildo that ejaculates? Yep, it’s a thing! Do you love the idea and feeling of having a load unleashed inside of you, but maybe you haven’t got access to the real thing or simply don’t want it? A squirting dildo will give you as much or as little as you want, without ever getting tired — it’s an ideal set-up! I’ve rounded up 11 of the best, including body-safe silicone squirting dildos, harness-compatible options, ejaculating hollow strap-ons, and ultra-realistic dongs.    
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Strap-On-Me Squirting Dildo
Tantus POP
Big Shot
Lifelike Lover
Doc Johnson Bust It
Fetish Fantasy Strap-On
Deep Fantasies Xenomorph
Titanmen Piss Off
Loadz Squirting Dildo
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How We Tested the Best Squirting Dildos

With such a diverse team of testers and reviewers, Bedbible’s mission is to provide in depth, unbiased, and overall informative reviews so that you can find your perfect sex toy match. We love working with the most reputable, online sex toy retailers because it means we can provide our readers with content that really means something — you’ll never see us recommend a product that we don’t absolutely love!

In writing this review, I’ve considered all kinds factors in order to provide an accurate account of what each toy can offer to you. That includes squirting mechanism, size, materials, price, noise level, vibration strength, durability, and more. To do that, I use my own expert knowledge, as well as reading through hundreds of real user reviews to find every pro and con. I get how important it is to find a toy that makes you sexually happy.

How We Tested the Best Squirting Dildos

What to Consider When Buying a Squirting Dildo

  • Size — for beginners we recommend using a smaller dildo size, to begin with; if you’ve used dildos before and know the size you like already, then go for it!
  • Materials — PVC and TPE(R) are popular materials for squirting dildos due to its flexibility and realistic effect. A drawback of PVC or TPE as a dildo material is that it is porous and therefore retains bacteria and will degrade quicker. Of course, your squirting dildo will be in contact with liquid and therefore is susceptible to more bacteria infiltrating it. That’s why we’ve included some non-porous, silicone options as well.
  • Suction Cup — a squirting dildo with a suction cup is a great choice, as the suction cup will hold the dildo in place as you ride and play with it.
  • Harness — this kind of squirting dildo attaches to a harness and can be used for pegging or DIV sex. When attached to the harness, the wearer can move into different positions whilst controlling the squirt function. Ejaculating dildos with a flared base or suction cup are usually also harness-compatible, but not always!
  • Vibrations — some squirting dildos come with a vibration function- these ones are definitely popular! When penetrating the receiver, the vibrations can stimulate them and the wearer or receiver can decide when to unleash the synthetic ejaculate.

Types of Squirting Dildo Mechanism

  • Syringe pump — this type of mechanism has a syringe that is attached to a tube that runs through the squirting dildo’s shaft; simply fill the syringe with a liquid of your choice, and when ready, push the syringe stopper until the dildo squirts.
  • Squeeze pump — similar to the syringe, the squeeze pump mechanism pushes ejaculate out of the head of the squirting dildo; instead of filling a syringe, a pocket inside of the dildo itself is filled with the liquid, which, when squeezed, the pump pushes out.
  • Squeezable shaft/balls — this is perhaps the more realistic option! Once a pocket on the inside of the dildo is filled with the liquid of your choice, all you need to do is simply squeeze the shaft or balls of the dildo and watch as the liquid squirts out!

Sufficiently clued up on squirting dildos? Read on below for my expert review of the best squirting dildos, and to find out the ultimate test winner.

FAQ

What fluid is used in a squirting dildo?
The most common thing to fill a squirting dildo with is lube. There are some specially made lubricants that look and feel like semen, though other body-safe lubes should work well too. If you're only planning to squirt it on your face or around the house, you can also make your own fluid from things like cornstarch or coconut oil, but these should never be used in the vagina or anus.
Is a squirting dildo safe to use?
In most cases, yes! If you use the correct, body-safe fluids and check the materials of your dildo to make sure there's nothing hazardous, then go ahead and fulfil your fantasies!
Where can I buy a squirting dildo?
Squirting dildos can be a little harder to come across than other, less niche sex toys, but they can still be found in most online sex toy shops, like Lovehoney or Adam and Eve.
Does it feel realistic?
It's hard to tell whether using a squirting dildo will feel totally realistic for you. A lot will depend on the feel of the dildo – how it is textured and the material that it's made out of. It will also depend on the fluid you use. Some lubes are designed to look and feel just like semen, but some dildos will require you to use a thinner, less viscous liquid to get the full squirting effect.
Can I make a squirting dildo at home?
It can be tricky to try and make your own squirting dildo at home, given that most dildos are solid, or at least have a solid core. There are some tutorials online for adding a 'cum tube' to a dildo, but you should always be careful that, in doing so, you're not creating any sharp edges or crevices where fluids could get stuck and bacteria could grow.

What is a Squirting Dildo?

A squirting dildo is any dildo that can simulate ejaculation by squirting out some kind of fluid from the tip. Some have reservoirs near the tip to store the fluid, usually lube, while others have a tube running down their length that the fluid can shoot through when pressed. They're usually designed to have a realistic look and feel to help with immersion. When filled with your liquid of choice, the dildo will sit proudly as you play around and when ready you or your partner can decide to unleash its load. A common question is 'which fluids can I use inside a squirting dildo' and the answer is, whatever you like! Of course, we recommend only using body-safe fluids such as lubricant, however some people prefer to use other liquids to replicate semen.

The 11 Best Squirting Dildos in Test

1 Test Winner

Strap-On-Me Squirting Silicone Dildo

Design:

Rating: Strap-On-Me Squirting Dildo was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Squirting Dildo.

95/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Strap-On-Me Squirting Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
Quality:

Rating: Strap-On-Me Squirting Dildo was rated 98 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

98/100
Price:

Rating: Strap-On-Me Squirting Dildo was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Strap-On-Me Squirting Dildo was rated 4.9 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Strap-On-Me Squirting Dildo.

4.9/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Strap-On-Me Squirting Dildo was rated 4.8 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

4.8/5.0

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The Strap-On-Me squirting dildo is a smooth, silky silicone dildo that’s perfect for fulfilling all your fantasies of being filled, if you know what I mean! It has a semi-realistic design, with a bulbous head that’s ideal for intense g-spot or prostate stimulation, and a smooth shaft with a bit of flexibility to it that slips in smoothly and comfortably. The flared base allows you to fit it into a strap-on harness, and you can angle the tubing at the base in three different directions, depending on whether you’re right-handed, left-handed, or are thrusting the dildo by hand. Plus, the extra long tubing and high-volume syringe make for convenient ejaculation!

Strap-On-Me Squirting Silicone Dildo test
Strap-On-Me Squirting Silicone Dildo features
Recommended for the beginner

The Strap-On-Me Squirting Silicone Dildo was rated 20 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Strap-On-Me Squirting Dildo if you...
You should buyAre looking for a body-safe silicone squirting dildo
You should buyWant to use your squirting dildo in a strap-on harness
You should buyDon't mind squirting the lube manually
You should buyWant an ejaculating dildo for either solo or partner play
You should NOT buy the Strap-On-Me Squirting Dildo if you...
You should NOT buyAre a complete dildo beginner or just want a slim dildo
You should NOT buyWould prefer a dildo that vibrates
Strap-On-Me Squirting Silicone Dildo features
Features
Length7.7 inches
Insertable length6.7 inches
Diameter1.4 inches
MaterialsSilicone, ABS Plastic 
WaterproofYes 
FlexibilitySlightly Flexible 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Colors AvailableLight Skin Tone, Black 
Pros
ProsBody-safe silicone dildo
ProsLong 32-inch tubing
ProsHarness compatible
ProsSlightly flexible shaft
Cons
ConsMay be too big for total beginners
ConsCan be messy!
ConsRequires you to manually press the syringe
Conclusion

I highly recommend the Strap-On-Me squirting dildo if you’re looking for a filling, comfortable and body-safe ejaculating dildo experience! So many of the squirting dildos on the market are made of porous materials like TPE and PVC, which can be very difficult to clean and maintain, but this one is 100% non-porous silicone! Whether you want to slip it into a harness, or thrust it by itself, this dildo is easy to operate and clean. Just fill it with a hybrid lubricant or your preferred choice of fake cum for a creamy, unforgettable experience.

2 Beginner

Tantus POP Squirting Silicone Dildo

Design:

Rating: Tantus POP was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Squirting Dildo.

95/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Tantus POP was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

95/100
Quality:

Rating: Tantus POP was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

100/100
Price:

Rating: Tantus POP was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Tantus POP was rated 4.8 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Tantus POP.

4.8/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Tantus POP was rated 0 out of 5, which means it is a very bad product.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

N/A
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For those who prefer a smaller squirting dildo, I recommend the Tantus POP Slim. This beginner-friendly offering, from the masters of handpoured dildos Tantus, is a slim dildo with a slight curve to the shaft and a rounded, slightly bulbous tip. They have developed a proprietary tip-to-tube mechanism that ensures each use of the squirting tube is safe and hygienic, while also making clean-up a breeze! When you purchase a Tantus POP Slim, you’ll receive three tips and three tubes that you can switch out easily, as well as a small syringe that holds 20ml, or .5 tsp, of liquid.

Tantus POP Squirting Silicone Dildo test
Tantus POP Squirting Silicone Dildo features
Recommended for the beginner

The Tantus POP Squirting Silicone Dildo was rated 5 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Tantus POP if you...
You should buyAre looking for your first squirting dildo
You should buyEnjoy a slimmer dildo
You should buyWant a body-safe, silicone dildo
You should buyNeed a harness-compatible ejaculating dildo
You should NOT buy the Tantus POP if you...
You should NOT buyPrefer larger or thicker insertable toys
You should NOT buyDon't want to have to operate the squirting mechanism manually
You should NOT buyAre on a budget
Tantus POP Squirting Silicone Dildo features
Features
Length6 inches
Insertable length5.5 inches
Diameter1 inches
MaterialsMedical-Grade Silicone 
WaterproofYes 
FlexibilitySlight Flexibility 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Colors AvailablePurple, Pink, Black 
Pros
ProsBody-safe silicone
ProsBeginner-friendly size
ProsEasy to use and clean
ProsComes with 3 sets of tubes and tips
Cons
ConsMay be too small for some
ConsSmall syringe volume
ConsPricey
Conclusion

While the Tantus POP Slim may not satisfy the desires of more experienced users — those who like to feel really filled or stretched — it’s ideal for anyone who wants the ejaculating dildo experience in a compact, manageable form. At only 1 inch in diameter, it’s super easy to insert and get going with right away! If you’re using this for pegging, you may well prefer to have a thin, smooth dildo such as this.

The biggest issue with this squirting dildo, in my opinion, is that it only comes with a very small syringe as standard. If you like to really get filled up, then you may want to purchase Tantus’ squirting dildo refill accessory pack, which comes with a larger 20ml syringe and more tubes and tips.

3 Automatic

Big Shot Squirting Vibrating Dildo

Design:

Rating: Big Shot was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Squirting Dildo.

80/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Big Shot was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

80/100
Quality:

Rating: Big Shot was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

85/100
Price:

Rating: Big Shot was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Big Shot was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Big Shot.

4.0/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Big Shot was rated 3.6 out of 5, which means it is a top tier sex toy rated amongst the best.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

3.6/5.0

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With this squirting dildo, it’s no work and all play! The Big Shot is a thick vibrating dildo that squirts at the push of a button. Simply fill up the reservoir at the base with the liquid of your choice and you’re ready to go exploring all ten of its vibrating speeds and patterns.

The 6 inches of insertable shaft are made of ABS plastic with a silicone coating, making for a very firm dildo with a soft feel. Covered with veiny textures and pronounced tip, the Big Shot offers plenty of stimulation as you thrust. Plus, it has a strong suction cup that you can stick to any hard, smooth and clean surface for hands-free riding! You can even ride it in the shower thanks to its 100% waterproof construction.

Once you’re ready to make a spectacular finish, simply press the other button to make your dildo ejaculate on command. The reservoir can hold around 1 fl. oz. of liquid.

Big Shot Squirting Vibrating Dildo test
Big Shot Squirting Vibrating Dildo features
Recommended for the intermediate user

The Big Shot Squirting Vibrating Dildo was rated 55 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
The vibrations of the Big Shot Squirting Vibrating Dildo are noisy, very powerful, and somewhat rumbly
Sound:

Rating: Big Shot Squirting Vibrating Dildo was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is noisy.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Big Shot Squirting Vibrating Dildo felt to the reviewer.

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Power:

Rating: Big Shot Squirting Vibrating Dildo was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Big Shot Squirting Vibrating Dildo felt to the reviewer.

Sound ratingSound ratingSound ratingSound ratingPower rating
Buzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
Rumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).
You should buy the Big Shot if you...
You should buyLike the idea of a squirting dildo that vibrates
You should buyDon't want to fiddle with syringes or tubes
You should buyEnjoy very firm dildos
You should NOT buy the Big Shot if you...
You should NOT buyAre a dildo beginner
You should NOT buyPrefer a flexible dildo
You should NOT buyWant a quiet sex toy
You should NOT buyAre looking for a squirting dildo with a larger capacity than 1 fl. oz.
Big Shot Squirting Vibrating Dildo features
Features
Vibration modes10 
Length8 inches
Insertable length6 inches
Diameter1.6 inches
MaterialsSilicone, ABS Plastic 
WaterproofYes 
FlexibilityNone 
Battery LifeUp to 180 minutes
RechargeableYes 
Charging Time180 minutes
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Colors AvailableLight Skin Tone, Dark Skin Tone 
Pros
ProsStrong, rumbly vibrations
ProsStrong suction cup
ProsNo external syringe or tube required
ProsRechargeable
ProsWaterproof
Cons
ConsFairly expensive
ConsExtremely firm
ConsCan be difficult to clean
ConsLoud vibrations
Conclusion

The Big Shot’s firm body means some seriously powerful stimulation, though it may be too much for some. If you enjoy fast or rough thrusting then beware, because this squirting dildo is unyielding! Its vibrations can also get pretty loud at the highest settings, so be prepared if you have thinner walls.

The lack of external tubing or syringe make it easier to use than other ejaculating dildos, but can make it harder to clean. It also only holds a very small amount of fluid, and can struggle to squirt out thicker liquids — I recommend watering down any lube you want to use to make it shoot out rather than dribble.

4 Cheapest

Lifelike Lover Classic Squirting Dildo

Design:

Rating: Lifelike Lover was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Squirting Dildo.

85/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Lifelike Lover was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
Quality:

Rating: Lifelike Lover was rated 55 out of 100, which means it is fairly good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

55/100
Price:

Rating: Lifelike Lover was rated 1 out of 5, which means it is cheap compared to other Squirting Dildos.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Lifelike Lover was rated 3.2 out of 5, which means it is a top tier sex toy rated amongst the best.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Lifelike Lover.

3.2/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Lifelike Lover was rated 3.5 out of 5, which means it is a top tier sex toy rated amongst the best.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

3.5/5.0

Sources
Rating star3.5/5Lovehoney.com (31)

Pop and play – with the Lifelike Lover Classic Squirting Dildo, it’s that easy. This budget-friendly ejaculating dildo has an easy-fill bulb at the base, making your grand finale as easy as squeezing the bulb for the fluid of your choice to come shooting out the end. Since it’s removable, it’s also super easy to clean.

The dildo itself is perfect for those with a bit of insertable experience under their belt, or beginners who love a challenge! It has a very manageable insertable length of 5 inches and slightly larger than average girth of 5 inches (that’s 1.6 inches in diameter). Its biggest downside, however, is that it is made from PVC, which is a porous material that can be difficult to thoroughly clean and can harbor germs in microscopic pores on the material’s surface.

Lifelike Lover Classic Squirting Dildo test
Lifelike Lover Classic Squirting Dildo features
Recommended for the beginner and intermediate

The Lifelike Lover Classic Squirting Dildo was rated 25 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Lifelike Lover if you...
You should buyAre looking for a squirting dildo that's easy to get started with
You should buyAre on a budget
You should buyDon't want to fiddle with syringes or tubes
You should buyEnjoy realistic-looking and -feeling dildos
You should NOT buy the Lifelike Lover if you...
You should NOT buyWant a body-safe, silicone dildo
You should NOT buyAre willing to pay a little more for a higher quality product
You should NOT buyPrefer a slimmer, beginner-friendly dildo size
Lifelike Lover Classic Squirting Dildo features
Features
Length6 inches
Insertable length5 inches
Diameter1.6 inches
MaterialsPVC 
WaterproofYes 
FlexibilitySlight Flexibility 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Colors AvailableLight Skin Tone 
Pros
ProsBudget-friendly
ProsNo external tube required
ProsEasy to fill and clean
Cons
ConsCan come apart or leak during use
ConsMade of porous, lower quality PVC
ConsMay be too large for beginners
ConsNot harness-compatible
Conclusion

The Lifelike Lover could be worthwhile realistic ejaculating dildo for those who value simplicity and their wallet.

The design of this dildo makes it easy to fill and use, but it also means that it can quite easily come apart is squeezed more aggressively. For this reason, it could be a great option for those who want to try out the sensations of a squirting dildo for the first time without investing too much.

It’s also made of PVC, which is a lower quality material that can be harder to clean and maintain, and quicker to degrade, than other materials such as silicone. Usually, I recommend covering PVC dildos with a condom before using to make them safer to use, though this would obviously prevent the squirting function from working.

5 Thick

Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo

Design:

Rating: Doc Johnson Bust It was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Squirting Dildo.

90/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Doc Johnson Bust It was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is somewhat intuitive and easy to use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

60/100
Quality:

Rating: Doc Johnson Bust It was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is fairly good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

60/100
Price:

Rating: Doc Johnson Bust It was rated 3 out of 5, which means it neither expensive nor cheap.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Doc Johnson Bust It was rated 4.2 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Doc Johnson Bust It.

4.2/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Doc Johnson Bust It was rated 4.2 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

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4.2/5.0

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This big boy is here to fulfil your fantasies of fullness, in more ways than one.

At 8.5 inches long and 2 inches wide, the Bust It Ejaculating Dildo from Doc Johnson is perfect for those who like a super long and thick dildo. The realistic veiny texture from balls to tip allows you to immerse yourself in the sensations it delivers.

And what’s more realistic than a dildo that squirts? The Bust It dildo comes with a syringe and a tube that connects to the shaft for a powerful ejaculation experience. It even comes with a 1 oz. bottle of Doc Johnson’s own ‘Nut Butter’ fake semen formula.

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Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo features
Recommended for the advanced user

The Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo was rated 85 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with considerable experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Doc Johnson Bust It if you...
You should buyLove a very thick and long dildo
You should buyWant a squirting dildo that comes with its own fluid
You should buyLike to choose the color of your dildo
You should buyAre experienced with insertable toys
You should buyHave a Vac-U-Lock harness or other Vac-U-Lock attachment
You should NOT buy the Doc Johnson Bust It if you...
You should NOT buyAren't looking to feel very filled or stretched
You should NOT buyWant a body-safe, silicone dildo
You should NOT buyPrefer an automatic ejaculating mechanism
Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo features
Features
Length9.2 inches
Insertable length8.5 inches
Diameter2 inches
MaterialsPVC 
WaterproofYes 
Flexibility 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Colors AvailableLight, Medium and Dark Skin Tones 
Pros
ProsExtra girthy and long
ProsRemovable suction cup
ProsComes in three colors
ProsHarness compatible
Cons
ConsMade of porous PVC
ConsMay be too large for beginners
ConsSyringe and tube can be fiddly
ConsDifficult to clean
Conclusion

The Bust It dildo offers the opportunity for a dildo creampie experience that doesn’t compromise on thickness, girth or texture. While it’s definitely not suitable for dildo beginners, connoisseurs are sure to love it.

However, the external syringe and tubing do pose some potential problems. They are prone to getting in the way of your play, and can make solo anal play particular fiddly. They are also harder to clean than other squirting dildo models.

And, of course, the Bust It is made of PVC, a lower quality material that’s quick to degrade and hard to properly clean.

6 Strap-On

Fetish Fantasy Ejaculating Hollow Strap-On

Design:

Rating: Fetish Fantasy Strap-On was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Squirting Dildo.

70/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Fetish Fantasy Strap-On was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is somewhat intuitive and easy to use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

60/100
Quality:

Rating: Fetish Fantasy Strap-On was rated 75 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

75/100
Price:

Rating: Fetish Fantasy Strap-On was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Fetish Fantasy Strap-On was rated 4.4 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Fetish Fantasy Strap-On.

4.4/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Fetish Fantasy Strap-On was rated 4.6 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

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4.6/5.0

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