The 5 Best Fake Cum Lubes for Super Splooging

Kevin Foley
by Kevin FoleyUpdated:

You have many different options when it comes to finding a fake cum lube, which can make it hard to know which one will best fit your needs. Fortunately for you, we’ve done all of the research already! Below, we’ll cover a few of the different ways you can use realistic cum lubricants, as well as the top-rated products we’ve found. Our favorite pick was aptly named Spunk lube, but there are many other options that may work better for you (depending on how you’re planning to use the lube). Whether you’re looking for an edible water based cum lube, a hybrid that looks the part, or anything else in-between, you’ll find exactly what you’re looking for in the article below!

Test Winner4.7Spunk rating 4.7
Cheapest4.7Splooge Juice rating 4.7
4.5F**k Sauce rating 4.5
4.5Bust It Nut Butter rating 4.5
4.7Jizz Lube rating 4.7
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  • Offered in four sizes
  • Looks like the real thing
  • Non-staining
  • Condom-safe
  • Coloring is slightly off
  • Minimal discount for larger sizes
  • Not edible
  • Realistic in design & function
  • Water and silicone blend
  • Works for solo & partner play
  • Body-safe
  • Contains colloidal silver
  • Harmful if consumed
  • Not for use with most silicone toys
  • Nozzle tip
  • Stain-free
  • Offered as hybrid and water-based
  • Condom-safe
  • Not for consumption
  • Runs slightly thin
  • Limited sizing options
  • Hybrid blend
  • Works with squirting toys
  • Realistic look & feel
  • Safe for sensitive skin
  • Contains colloidal silver
  • Harmful if consumed
  • Needs mixing for squirting
  • Safe for silicone toys
  • Condom compatible
  • Easy to clean
  • Edible
  • Over $20 per bottle
  • Opinions vary on taste

How We Picked the Best Fake Cum Lubes

With so many options on the market today, it was imperative that we came up with a standardized rating process to find the best thick sexdoll models. Fortunately, our current rating process worked perfectly for this.

After considering a large range of products, we eventually worked down from a long list to a much smaller pool of dolls. From there, we began taking an in-depth look at each mode, taking various factors into account during the process.

Below, you’ll learn the pros and cons of each model, as well as any unique features the doll in question may have. Beyond our own opinions, we’ve also taken manufacturer information and user feedback into account. No biased reviews here: just straightforward, honest assessments!

How We Picked the Best Fake Cum Lubes
Read more about how we test products.

What to Consider Before Buying a Thick Sex Doll?

There are a few different things that you’ll want to keep in the back of your mind while comparing the various thick sex doll options.

First and foremost, you’ll want to select the right materials. Sex dolls are generally made from either TPE or silicone. TPE dolls are more lifelike and affordable but are porous and easier to get dirty.

Silicone dolls are non-porous and extremely high-quality. They tend to cost more than their TPE counterparts.

You’ll also want to factor in the weight of your doll. This will affect how easy your doll is to move around your home. As you might expect, full-sized dolls can get quite heavy, so make sure you’ll be able to move your doll before purchasing it!

Another consideration is the size of your doll. While torso sex dolls may not be as realistic as full-sized sex dolls, a compact thick sex doll will be much easier to store.

Lastly, don’t forget to keep an eye on those customization options! While not all dolls can be customized, some allow you to change details such as eye color, skin tone, or even the internal skeleton. You can literally make your perfect doll using the base model as a starting point!

Reviews of the 5 best fake cum

Test Winner Spunk Hybrid Lubricant

4.7/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.7/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

4.7/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Kevin Foley

User Ratings:

4.7/5.0

Based on 20 user reviews

95/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Spunk Hybrid Lubricant was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the fake cum.

95/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Spunk Hybrid Lubricant was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

95/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Spunk Hybrid Lubricant was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Moderate

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PricePrice

Rating: Spunk Hybrid Lubricant was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is pricier than the rest, but not the most expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the Spunk Hybrid Lubricant

As implied by the name, Spunk Hybrid is a fake cum lubricant that uses a hybrid blend to create its signature look.

This water based cum lube incorporates a small amount of silicone in the blend, which reacts to water and/or salvia for frictionless lubrication.

Whether you’re trying to play out your facial fantasies or simply want to add realism to a squirting dildo, Spunk Hybrid Lubricant lets you use cum for lube (without sacrificing any lubrication!).

Offered in sizes ranging from as small as 4 oz. up to a massive 32 oz. bottle, Spunk Hybrid is our number-one go-to when we need realistic cum lube.

Pros

  • Offered in four sizes
  • Looks like the real thing
  • Non-staining
  • Condom-safe

Cons

  • Coloring is slightly off
  • Minimal discount for larger sizes
  • Not edible

My verdict

As a fairly well-known brand, Spunk cum lube is some of the best fake cum lube you can find on the market today. This hybrid blend works especially well, looking realistic while also offering superior lubrication during use.

It’s not sticky or greasy, and the lubricant itself is condom compatible. It’s even safe for your skin! However, there is one downside to using this fake cum as lube.

Unlike Spunk Lube Natural, Spunk Hybrid isn’t an edible cum lube, so you should avoid ingesting it if possible. A small bit isn’t much to worry about, but you’ll need to get an edible mix if you really want to swallow.

Aside from that one minor downside (which can easily be solved by switching blends), Spunk Hybrid is a great option. If you’re considering various options but can’t make up your mind, we recommend you start with this blend first!

Buy, if you...

  1. Love facials
  2. Prefer hybrid lubricants
  3. Want the same lube used in porn

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Want perfect 1:1 visuals
  2. Don’t like water-based lubes
  3. Need an edible option

Cheapest Doc Johnson Splooge Juice

4.7/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.7/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

4.5/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Kevin Foley

User Ratings:

4.9/5.0

Based on 18 user reviews

90/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Doc Johnson Splooge Juice was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the fake cum.

90/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Doc Johnson Splooge Juice was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Doc Johnson Splooge Juice was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Cheap

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PricePrice

Rating: Doc Johnson Splooge Juice was rated 1 out of 5, which means it is affordable compared to other fake cum.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the Doc Johnson Splooge Juice

If our first fake cum lube wasn’t to your liking, perhaps you’ll enjoy our second pick instead: Splooge Juice White!

Designed to look and feel just like the real thing, you can use this realistic cum as lube for any and all of your inner fantasies.

Planning on using it with a squirting dildo instead? No problem: simply mix the Splooge Juice with water for the perfect mixture that won’t clog your toy!

Condom-safe and compatible with any non-silicone toys, Splooge Juice is a great way to enjoy erotic lubrication on the cheap!

Pros

  • Realistic in design & function
  • Water and silicone blend
  • Works for solo & partner play
  • Body-safe

Cons

  • Contains colloidal silver
  • Harmful if consumed
  • Not for use with most silicone toys

My verdict

Splooge Juice White may be the best budget-friendly cum lubricant, but it’s also just an excellent product in general.

This hybrid, water based cum lube has received many positive reviews, most of which focus on how the product feels (and looks) like real semen. Despite that, using this cum for lube will be much more effective, since the blend easily eliminates any friction-based issues that could arise.

Really, the only downside of this fake cum is that it’s not intended for consumption. For those who like to orally ingest the fake cum, this isn’t a product we’d recommend. It contains colloidal silver which should never be ingested!

However, if you’re just trying to pick up a product that will look and feel the part (no taste required), then you can’t go wrong with a bottle of Splooge Juice!

Buy, if you...

  1. Primarily use TPE toys
  2. Want a realistic cum substitute
  3. Need a creampie simulator

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Plan on using silicone toys
  2. Want larger bottle sizes
  3. Don’t like having to mix lube for squirting

F**k Sauce Cum Hybrid Lube

4.5/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.5/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

4.5/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Kevin Foley

User Ratings:

4.5/5.0

Based on user reviews

95/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: F**k Sauce Cum Hybrid Lube was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the fake cum.

90/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: F**k Sauce Cum Hybrid Lube was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
QualityQuality

Rating: F**k Sauce Cum Hybrid Lube was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Cheap

Price ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice rating
PricePrice

Rating: F**k Sauce Cum Hybrid Lube was rated 1 out of 5, which means it is affordable compared to other fake cum.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the F**k Sauce Cum Hybrid Lube

Formulated for maximum realism and effective lubrication, Fuck Sauce Cum Lube is a fake cum lubricant offered in both hybrid and water-based blends.

Need fake cum to use with a partner? If so, the hybrid version will suit you well, maintaining a semen-like coloring while lubricating for a completely frictionless session.

For toys, the water-based blend might be even better. As a water based cum lube, it’s compatible with any type of sex toy material, meaning you won’t have to worry about your fantasies taking a toll on your toy collection.

Either way you go, using this fake cum for lube is sure to add the extra layer of visual eroticism you’ve been lusting after!

Pros

  • Nozzle tip
  • Stain-free
  • Offered as hybrid and water-based
  • Condom-safe

Cons

  • Not for consumption
  • Runs slightly thin
  • Limited sizing options

My verdict

Fuck Sauce performs as well as any other realistic cum lube, although one person did mention that they wished it was a bit thicker.

Still, just like the real thing, using fake cum lube and the consistency you’re working with will vary between brands. What’s the “best” fake cum as lube option will ultimately come down to personal preference.

The main selling point of Fuck Sauce is the two different blends they offer. While the hybrid one is perfect for most situations, the water-based solution steps in once silicone toys are involved.

Armed with both of these options, you’ll be able to play out any semen-centric roleplays you want (without needing to worry about damaging your toys or staining your clothes!).

Buy, if you...

  1. Want an excellent price per oz.
  2. Prefer having blend options
  3. Enjoy the bold branding

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Prefer thicker blends
  2. Want bottle size options
  3. Need an inconspicuous product

Bust It Nut Butter

4.5/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.5/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

4.5/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Kevin Foley

User Ratings:

4.6/5.0

Based on user reviews

90/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Bust It Nut Butter was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the fake cum.

90/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Bust It Nut Butter was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Bust It Nut Butter was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Cheap

Price ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice rating
PricePrice

Rating: Bust It Nut Butter was rated 1 out of 5, which means it is affordable compared to other fake cum.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the Bust It Nut Butter

The next fake cum lube we’ll be looking at is Bust It Nut Butter (Hybrid Glide)!

As the name suggests, this hybrid lubricant is designed to look and feel like real cum. You can use this fake cum as lube for yourself, with toys, or even with a partner for some extra spicy scenes.

Although this fake cum lube isn’t edible, it is body-safe, which means you won’t need to worry about using it on your body (even if you have sensitive skin).

Packed into an 8 oz. bottle and ready to go, Bust It Nut Butter makes it easy to get those explosive visuals you’ve been after all along!

Pros

  • Hybrid blend
  • Works with squirting toys
  • Realistic look & feel
  • Safe for sensitive skin

Cons

  • Contains colloidal silver
  • Harmful if consumed
  • Needs mixing for squirting

My verdict

Downside first: this cum lubricant isn’t edible and it shouldn’t be used with silicone toys. Aside from that? Everything is perfect!

When using this fake cum for lube, you’ll only be limited by the notes above and your imagination. Although the consistency itself is a bit thick for squirting toys, you can simply mix the lube with a bit of water for a functional—yet still realistic—display.

The pricing isn’t the best we’ve seen, but it’s still fair. However, if you can get this product on sale, we highly recommend it, as you’re sure to use more than you think you will!

From solo and squirting toys to vaginal & anal play with a partner, Doc Johnson Bust It Nut Butter is a hybrid fake cum blend that’s perfect for nearly every situation!

Buy, if you...

  1. Prefer hybrid lubricants
  2. Need a realistic cum lube
  3. Have sensitive skin

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Need lube for silicone toys
  2. Want an edible lube
  3. Don’t want to mix for toys

Jizz Lube by Master Series

4.7/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.7/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

4.6/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Kevin Foley

User Ratings:

4.8/5.0

Based on user reviews

100/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Jizz Lube by Master Series was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the fake cum.

90/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Jizz Lube by Master Series was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Jizz Lube by Master Series was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Affordable

Price ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice rating
PricePrice

Rating: Jizz Lube by Master Series was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the Jizz Lube by Master Series

By this point, you’ve probably gotten tired of cum lubricant that can’t be ingested. If so, then Jizz Lube by Master Series is the

cum lubricant realistic cum lube you’ve been hoping for!

Using regular cum for lube isn’t very effective, but Jizz Lube is great at eliminating friction during fun time.

However, unlike many other water based cum lube products, it not only looks and smells like cum, but it tastes like the real thing as well!

Completely safe to use and ingest, Jizz Lube allows you to enjoy all of your fantasies without being limited by potential health hazards.

Pros

  • Safe for silicone toys
  • Condom compatible
  • Easy to clean
  • Edible

Cons

  • Over $20 per bottle
  • Opinions vary on taste

My verdict

When you’re looking for a fake cum lube that’s safe to eat, Jizz Lube is hard to beat. With the look, smell, and taste all accurately replicated within its water-based formula, Jizz Lube can help you make your favorite squirting toys seem more like-like.

Of course, using this fake cum as lube also works well with a partner, so feel free to incorporate it into your favorite scenes. Whether you’re doing facials, vaginal, or anal play, Jizz Lube can meet all of your needs.

So, what limitations does it have? Well, really the only one we’ve found is its size. Currently, the product only appears to be offered in an 8 oz. bottle, which may be a bit big for someone looking to try the product out.

While it’s not necessarily expensive, being offered in only one size means you’ll need to pay $20+ to try out Jizz Lube. Many other options start around $15, but that’s not the case with this product.

Still, we are nitpicking here. If you want something that’s both effective as a lubricant and completely safe to eat, we highly recommend giving Jizz Lube a go!

Buy, if you...

  1. Need edible fake cum
  2. Want a bigger bottle size
  3. Plan on solo & partner use

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Prefer nozzle tips
  2. Want a hybrid blend
  3. Are looking for a “sampler size”

Comparison of the 5 best fake cum

BestTest Winner Cheapest null null null
Overall score4.7 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.7 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.6 / 5.0
User rating4.7 / 5.0
from 20 users
4.9 / 5.0
from 18 users
4.5 / 5.0
from 4 users
4.6 / 5.0
from 9 users
4.8 / 5.0
from 7 users
PriceModerate Cheap Cheap Cheap Affordable
Design95 / 100 90 / 100 95 / 100 90 / 100 100 / 100
Ease of use95 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100
Quality95 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100
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IngredientsWater, Cyclopentasiloxane, Cyclohexasiloxane, Dimethicone, Dimethiconol, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxymethylcellulose, Methylparabe Water, Dimethicone, Propylene Glycol, Dimethiconol, Xanthan Gum, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Colloidal Silver Purified Water, Glycerin, Propylene Glycol, Cyclopentasiloxane, Dimethicone, Sodium Acrylate/Sodium Acryloyldimethyl, Taurate Copolymer, Sodum Benzoate, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Isohexadecane, Polysorbate 80, Disodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Citric Acid, Potassium Sorbate Water, Dimethicone, Propylene Glycol, Dimethiconol, Xanthan Gum, Hydroxyehtylcellulose, Colloidal Silver Purified Water, Glycerin, Propylene Glycol, Polyglyceryl-4 Caprylate, Sodium Lauroyl Glutamate, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Xanthan Gum, Sodium Benzoate, Decyl Glucoside, Potassium Sorbate, Diglycerin, Potassium Hydroxide, Titanium Dioxide, Fragrance
AllergiesHypoallergenic Glycerin-free Hypoallergenic Phthalate-free Body-safe
Condom safeYes Yes Yes Yes Yes
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Need a Squirting Dildo for Your Fake Cum?

Many of the fake cum products we’ve covered so far are designed to be used with squirting dildos. Squirting dildos, of course, are dildos that can squirt like a real penis, adding another level of realism to solo play or a second “partner” to your partner play.

 

Don’t already own a squirting dildo? Here are a few options we recommend!

Big Shot Vibrating Squirting Dildo

Big Shot Vibrating Squirting Dildo

Big Shot Vibrating Squirting Dildo

Perfectly crafted from silicone with a detailed design and ten vibrating functions, the Big Shot Vibrating Squirting Dildo is a waterproof toy that’s designed to please! Whether you’re enjoying it alone or with a partner, the six inches of vibrating goodness this toy provides will be more than enough to satisfy (complete with a realistic ending!).

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POP Squirting Silicone Dildo

POP Squirting Silicone Dildo

POP Squirting Silicone Dildo

The perfect addition to any and all of your bedroom fantasies, the POP Squirting Silicone Dildo is designed to offer realistic money shots on demand! Made from phthalate-free silicone and harness compatible, this pump-powered dildo is perfect for pegging and solo play alike!

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Doc Johnson Bust It Dildo

Doc Johnson Bust It Dildo

Doc Johnson Bust It Dildo

Budget-friendly, highly realistic, and ready to ejaculate on command, the Doc Johnson Bust It Dildo is the ideal addition to your ever-growing toy collection. Offered in two skin tones and complete with a realistic, veiny shaft, this affordable option can come as much as your heart desires!

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DIY Fake Cum

Many fake cum lube blends may look the part, but—unlike real cum—they shouldn’t be ingested. However, if you’re less interested in using fake cum as lube and more interested in having realistic cum that can be safely ingested, here are a few at-home recipes you can try!

Recipe #1

Recipe #1

Recipe #1
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What You’ll Need

  • Plain yogurt
  • Water
  1. First, figure out how much fake cum you want to make, then divide that volume by five. You’ll need to gather four parts of yogurt to one part of water. For example, let’s say you wanted to make five ounces of fake cum. In that case, you’ll need four ounces of plain yogurt and one ounce of water!
  2. Next, place the ingredients in a bowl and begin whisking them together.
  3. Continue whisking until you’ve reached your desired consistency. You can add more yogurt for a thicker blend; add more water to make the blend thinner.
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What You’ll Need

  • 1 – 1.5 tsp. of sugar
  • 1 tbsp. of cornstarch
  • 250 mL of water
  1. Using a pan, mix the water with your cornstarch. Continue mixing until the cornstarch has completely dissolved.
  2. Next, add your sugar to the mix, and begin heating the mixture on your stove.
  3. Bring the mixture to a boil. Mix until all the ingredients have successfully blended together.
  4. Remove the pan from the heat, and allow it to cool for 15 – 30 minutes before use.

How to Use Fake Cum

Fake cum is just as versatile—if not more—as real cum. This means you have plenty of ways to use it, but here are the main options worth considering.

How to Use Fake Cum

As Lubrication:

As Lubrication:

If you’re using a fake cum lube then lubrication is the obvious go-to choice! Fake cum can be used to add a bit of visual pizzazz to your penetrative vaginal or anal activities (while also improving lubrication!).

How to Use Fake Cum

For effects:

For effects:

Whether you’re trying to enjoy the most explosive facials, imitate a bukkake fest, or simply enjoy watching your partner play with “cum,” fake cum is perfect for almost any option you can think of.

How to Use Fake Cum

With toys:

With toys:

Just like regular lube, different blends are made using different materials. As such, you should always make sure that your choice of lube won’t harm your toys.

How to Clean Fake Cum

Most fake cum is advertised as being non-staining. With lube, this will be true! However, if you do end up spilling a bit of lube—even if it says it won’t stain—there’s, fortunately, a simple way to clean up. For water-based lubricants, simply throwing the dirty clothing and/or bed coverings in the washer should do the trick. For lubricants containing silicone, we recommend pretreating the stains with Soilove Laundry Soil-stain Remover. Let the stain remover sit for a few minutes before putting the dirty clothing and/or bed coverings through the wash like normal. For removal from your toys, you can simply use hot water and antibacterial soap (or toy cleaner!).

Porous
materials

Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.

Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of toys, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these toys with mild soapy water and dry gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your toys are completely dry before storing.

Non-propous
materials

Silicone, glass, stainless steel and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your toy contains electrical parts.

Silicone and stainless steel toys without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilisation.

The toys with electrical
components

If your toys contain electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them and always check the instructions provided with the toy. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.

FAQ

What is fake cum used for?
Fake cum has a number of different uses. While its use in porn is very common, non-professional users will generally utilize fake cum for lubrication during intercourse, facials, and with squirting toys.
Is flavored cum lube edible?
Flavored fake cum is edible cum lube you can ingest without worry. However, not all cum lubricants are edible, and some are best described as “just for show”. You should always make sure the lube you’re putting into your mouth is edible before injecting it, as some non-edible lubes can be harmful if ingested!
What base is best for lube?
The best lubricant base for you depends on how you intend to use the product. For the lubrication of non-silicone toys, hybrid lubricants are an excellent option that provide superior lubrication. However, they can damage silicone toys. For use with silicone toys, you’ll need to stick with water-based lubricants. Make sure that the lube is edible if you intend on ingesting it.
Will fake cum harm my skin?
While it’s always a good idea to double-check the label for reassurance, fake cum blends are body-safe and generally won’t harm your skin.
Does fake cum lubricant stain clothing?
Most fake cum lubricants are advertised as and designed to not stain clothes. Of course, this is never 100% guaranteed, so we recommend giving the lube a test run with some spare garments if you want to be sure.

What is Fake Cum?

Fake cum is a liquid designed to—at a minimum—look like real cum. Many formulas can be used as lube, but there are also edible variations as well. Different blends are best suited for different purposes, and not all fake cum is edible. As such, you should always make sure to buy a fake cum that’s blended to meet your specific purpose (such as facials, lubrication, or solo play!).

Author
Kevin Foley
Kevin Foley

Content writer | As a writer, I work with many different topics. However, my work for BedBible is especially fulfilling, as it gives me the opportunity to promote sexual wellness, educate readers, and expand my personal knowledge on the aforementioned topics. I believe that approaching sexuality with a genuine desire to learn is the best way to expand one’s personal horizons, leading to healthier, more fulfilling relationships—both with yourself and with your partner(s)—down the road.

Age: 27
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Straight
Sex toy experience: Intermediate
All-time favorite sex toy: Lelo F1S v2
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