Strap-On-Me Squirting Dildo — Test & Review
Overall Rating
4.7/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.5/5.0
User Ratings:
4.8/5.0
Based on 4 user reviews
Rating: Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
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Rating: Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
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Affordable
Rating: Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.
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Recommended for
I recommend Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo for beginners, it's easy to learn and use. Advanced users will also find it valuable.
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My Verdict
Overall, I had a great time testing the Cum Dildo. It's easy to use, and perfect for strap-on players looking to spice things up by incorporating cum play into their routine. I think anyone who's had a cum play fantasy should definitely give this ejaculating dildo a try!
Buy, if you...
- Have some cum fantasies you want to explore!
- Prefer a long, slender dildo.
- Want to explore new strap-on sensations.
Don't buy, if you...
- Prefer an extra girthy dildo.
- Don't intend to use the ejaculating feature.
- Prefer a realistic-looking dildo.
About The Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo
The Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo is an ejaculating dildo that's ideal for strap-on play and for those who want to explore cum play. It's best for partnered play, but can totally be enjoyed solo too! With its high-volume syringe and easy-to-use design, I truly can't think of a better sex toy for cum enthusiasts.
Pros
- ✅Easy to use
- ✅Perfect for strap-on play
- ✅Ideal for cum play
- ✅Made from body-safe materials
Cons
- ❌Not very girthy
- ❌Tubing can be unwieldy
Table of contents (10)
Unveiling My Experience with the Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo
When I first unboxed the Strap-On-Me Squirting Dildo, my initial reaction was: How the heck do you use this thing? But upon further inspection, I was pleased to discover that the design is super intuitive and easy to use. Simply load the fake cum of your choosing into the syringe and push down on the plunger when you’re ready to shoot!
Long and Slim
One thing I don’t love about the dildo itself is that it’s not very girthy. This is a matter of personal preference, of course, and I’m sure there are plenty of folks who love a more slender dildo; but it’s worth noting that while it offers a generous length of 7.7 inches, its girth is only 1.4″ in diameter. So, size queens might want to look elsewhere.Shoots Far and Wide
What impressed me most about this toy is its ability to shoot large volumes of fake cum — and far! The syringe can hold up to a full ounce of fake ejaculate and, when you push down on the plunger, it goes flying out of the tip of the dildo. My partner and I tested this toy together and experimented with internal and external use. The feeling of the internal ejaculation was quite realistic, in my opinion. When I sat in the bathtub and shot it into the air, it nearly hit the ceiling.Wielding the Tube
The tubing that runs through the dildo and attaches to the syringe might feel a little unwieldy at first. Keep in mind that you can cut the tubing to shorten its size, but I like to leave it long to give myself a little slack and easily change positions. When I settle into a position, I sort of tuck the tubing beneath a pillow or blanket so it’s out of sight, out of mind. I’ll admit I was a little disappointed that it doesn’t include cum style lube, but it gave me an excuse to make my own homemade cum recipes!What I like/dislike about the design
When it comes to dildos, I prefer a non-realistic aesthetic. So, I like the fact that this dildo is completely smooth and doesn't have realistic details like veins, testicles or a pronounced head. The shaft itself has a firm but flexible feel that strikes a comfortable balance between squishy and bendable, and rigid and erect. Again, the only design complaint I have is its slender width!
The Usability of the Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo
The hardest part about using this dildo is the act of filling the syringe with lube without spilling any. Aside from that, it doesn't get much easier than this! Simply load the syringe with fake cum, push down on the plunger when you're ready to shoot, and that's it. No buttons, batteries, or app-controlled features required.
Delving into the Quality of the Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo
The Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo is made from pure body-safe silicone. It's durable, non-porous, easy to clean, and built to last. If you take care of it properly, this dildo should take you through many years of good use!
Breaking Down the Cost of the Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo
I was expecting this toy to be over $100, but was pleasantly surprised to see its affordable price tag. Ejaculating dildos can sometimes cost a bit more than your average dildo because of the extra steps involved in manufacturing, but this one is very reasonably priced, in my opinion. Definitely worth the dough.
The Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo’s performance: Expectation vs Reality
This toy lived up to my expectations and then some. I had never tested an ejaculating dildo before, and I was kind of expecting the fake cum to dribble out rather than full-on shoot. I also didn't expect it to be able to hold such a large volume! Overall, I'm pretty impressed by its performance.
The Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo: Presentation and Packaging
The packaging is super simple and plain. Plaining packaging is fine by me, but if you're looking for the luxurious story-book style boxing you'd get from brands like Womanizer or Biird, you won't find it here. The Cum Dildo comes in a box along with a user guide and satin carrying case, and that's it. The satin carrying case is a nice perk, though!
Exploring the Materials and Care of the Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo
The dildo itself is made from high-quality body-safe silicone, which is completely non-porous and safe to use internally and externally. The tubing and syringe is made from ABS plastic, which is also body-safe (though you won't be putting that part inside your body!). The entire toy is waterproof and can be easily cleaned with toy cleaning spray or mild soap and water.
Specifications and features
| Length | 7.7 inches |
| Insertable length | 6.7 inches |
| Diameter | 1.4 inches |
| Materials | Body-safe Silicone, ABS Plastic |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Storage Bag Included | Yes |
| Colors Available | Black, Vanilla |
Comparing Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo with alternatives
| Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Overall score | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 | 4.9 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 4.8 / 5.0 from 4 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 4 users | 5 / 5.0 from 2 users | 4.9 / 5.0 from 40 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 93 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 26 users |
| Price | Affordable | Premium | Affordable | Moderate | Moderate | Pricey |
| Design | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 97 / 100 | 87 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
| Quality | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
| Sound | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Power | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Length | 7.7 inches | 6 inches | 7 inches | 6 inches | 7 inches | 8 inches |
| Insertable length | 6.7 inches | 5.75 inches | 5.7 inches | 5 inches | 5 inches | 7 inches |
| Diameter | 1.4 inches | 2.25 inches | 1.3 inches | 1.37 inches | 1 inches | 2 inches |
| Materials | Body-safe Silicone, ABS Plastic | Silicone | Borosilicate glass | Ultra-Premium Silicone | Glass | Premium grade silicone |
| Waterproof | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Submersible |
| Storage Bag Included | Yes | No | No | No | Yes | No |
| Colors Available | Black, Vanilla | - | Blue | Purple | Purple | Midnight Pearl, Tie-Dye, Chocolate, Vanilla, Caramel |
| Weight | - | - | 0.52 lbs | - | - | - |
| Flexibility | - | - | - | Flexible | - | Flexible |
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Reviewed by:
Sarah Riccio