Monarch Swan — Test & Review

Daphne Vey
by Daphne VeyUpdated:
4.8/5

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Overall Rating

4.8/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

4.8/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Daphne Vey

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0/5.0

Based on user reviews

90/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Monarch Swan was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

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100/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Monarch Swan was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

100/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Monarch Swan was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Moderate

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PricePrice

Rating: Monarch Swan was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is pricier than the rest, but not the most expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

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Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

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My Verdict

The Monarch Swan does come with a few extra cleaning and water-awareness steps but it certainly makes up for it. Twistable, solid, soft or strong, it vibrates, sucks, and flicks. Not much room for improvement, this vibe has my vote all the way!

Buy, if you...

  1. Enjoy clitoral suction
  2. Enjoy flicking tongue sensations
  3. Enjoy g-spot stimulation
  4. Like the idea of a versatile toy

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Need a fully waterproof toy
  2. Would prefer a flexible shaft
  3. Want a toy with app control

About The Monarch Swan

The Monarch Swan is a clit sucking, tongue flickering, g-spot pleasing toy, all in one. Water resistant, USB rechargeable, equipped with travel lock, and a button for each separate function. With its twistable body, air suction, satisfying vibrations, and fluttering sensations, the Monarch promises bliss. But does it deliver?

The vibrations of the Monarch Swan are quiet, very powerful, and very rumbly

SoundSound rating

Rating: Monarch Swan was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is quiet.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Monarch Swan felt to the reviewer.

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PowerSound rating

Rating: Monarch Swan was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Monarch Swan felt to the reviewer.

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BuzzyBuzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
RumblyRumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

Pros

  • Internal and external stimulation
  • Slow and fast tongue flickering
  • Soft and strong vibrations
  • Twistable shaft

Cons

  • Suction function isn't entirely waterproof
  • Long charge time
  • Only one color option

My Experience With Monarch Swan

My Personal Experiences with Monarch Swan

First Touch

From the moment I slid the Monarch Swan out of the box, my heart was aflutter with anticipation. An hour and a half later, this swan was charged and ready to go. Now, to be honest, I hadn’t expected to enjoy the flicking tongue. I’ve used another toy that was simply that, and I was not impressed. Naturally, that’s what I tried first, figuring I’d get it out of the way, right? Oh, so wrong!

Second Flutter

I love the fluttering tongue feature. It totally caught me by surprise, in the best of ways. I was delighted to find that the suction was powerful and the different options left me breathless, especially in combination with the tongue. The g-spot shaft slid in with a perfect curve and the vibrational options were intensely satisfying.

Glutton at Heart

I’m a glutton for pleasure, so of course I twisted the Monarch into it’s c-curve option, and took a moment to adjust for my body type. I then proceeded to lie there until the battery died, happily existing in a state of bliss. Talk about happily ever after.

Design

Monarch Swan Design

The Monarch is sleek in design and silky smooth to the touch. It transforms with a smooth gliding sensation and honestly, looks sexy either way. It only comes in one color, a gorgeous dark turquoise.

Ease of Use

Monarch Swan Ease of Use

The three buttons on this Swan are super easy to navigate. One for the suction, one for the flickering tongue, and one for the g-spot shaft. Press a button to turn one on and cycle through the different functions with each press. To turn it off, hold down for two seconds. To turn travel lock on or off, press and hold the flicking tongue button down for four seconds. When extended, you can use the g-spot shaft as a normal vibrator. Or, grip that end and use the clit suction and flicking tongue to your heart’s content. When you twist the Monarch to use both ends simultaneously, the shape of your body is going to come into play. Depending on where you want the suction, you might not enjoy this twisted position. Good thing this toy has plenty of options available, regardless.

Quality

Monarch Swan Quality

The Monarch feels luxurious and the transformational twist evokes a sense of sensuality. It’s solid and sturdy and I don’t worry I’m going to break it when I twist, use, or charge it. This is always great, as I put high strength demands on my sex toys. Both ends are a fixed shaft, the inner joint providing the twisting motion. Strength and flexibility. *wink*

Price

Monarch Swan Price

The Monarch is surprisingly reasonable price wise, coming with a solid $150 price tag. Similar toys with both clit suction and g-spot vibrating ends clock in on a wide spectrum, from $60 to $300. The Monarch is certainly worth its price, regardless. Did I mention the flicking tongue action? Or the pouch it comes with? This baby is worth your buck and it comes with all the bang.

Performance

Monarch Swan Performance

This toy is surprisingly quiet, especially when pressed against or inside you. It certainly passes the thin wall test! It takes about an hour and a half to charge. In the name of science, purely for you (okay, maybe one hundred percent for me), I tried all three functions at once, on the highest settings, to find it took almost an hour for the battery to die. And that’s after I’d experimented with it already. It’s softest vibrational strength really is soft and the patterns are fun to switch through on all three functions. And the highest, hardest vibration strength? I like it. And I’m the kind of gal who likes heavy duty, plug me into the wall outlet, body massagers.

Packaging

Monarch Swan Packaging

This toy comes in a gorgeous box, with a magnetic side closure and exquisite care for detail, even including a message on the inside flap. The care and instruction manual is in color and printed on cardstock, folds open, and even has a large labeled picture of how to use the buttons. Everything is packaged safe and securely and the box is one I’ll definitely be keeping for storage. Seriously, it’s beautiful! It even comes with a soft and satiny storage pouch!

Materials and care

Monarch Swan Materials and care

Made of body-safe silicone, you can enjoy this Monarch any which way you’d like, knowing you’re safe. While you can enjoy this toy for however long you’d like underwater when using the vibration and flicking tongue settings, it cannot be used too long underwater with the suction function. It is easy to clean with your favorite sex toy cleaner, as it is waterproof. Simply make certain to turn the suction function on so it can flush any lube out of the air hole, so it doesn’t get clogged. Then let it air dry or pat dry and slip it inside your storage pouch. And that’s about as clean as this dirty minded toy is going to get.

Special feature

Monarch Swan Special feature

I don’t know about you, but the twistable body on this toy is pretty special. It can extend out to be used on either side or curve inward so you can use both sides at once.

Specifications and features

Vibration speeds3 
Vibration patterns2 
Length9 inches
DiameterShaft: 1.3 inches
MaterialsBody-safe silicone  
WaterproofYes 
Battery Life80 minutes
RechargeableYes 
Charging Time90 minutes
Travel LockYes 
Storage Bag IncludedYes 
Colors AvailableDark turquoise 

Comparing Monarch Swan with alternatives

Compare Monarch SwanMonarch Swan
Overall scoreNaN / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.8 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 4.9 / 5.0 4.6 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0
User ratingNaN / 5.0
from 0 users
4.7 / 5.0
from 23 users
4.5 / 5.0
from 152 users
4.8 / 5.0
from 2008 users
4.5 / 5.0
from 784 users
PriceModerate Pricey Pricey Affordable Moderate
Design90 / 100 90 / 100 95 / 100 85 / 100 100 / 100
Ease of use100 / 100 75 / 100 85 / 100 90 / 100 95 / 100
Quality100 / 100 95 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100 100 / 100
Sound40 / 100 80 / 100 60 / 100 20 / 100 40 / 100
Power80 / 100 80 / 100 60 / 100 60 / 100 80 / 100
Buzzy/Rumblysomewhat rumbly somewhat rumbly neither really buzzy nor rumbly neither really buzzy nor rumbly somewhat rumbly
Vibration speeds3 3 12 --
Vibration patterns2 4 10 -8
Length9 inches9 inches9 inches-7.3 inches
DiameterShaft: 1.3 inchesSmall End: 1.5 inches, Large End: 2 inches1.4 inches1.5 inches-
MaterialsBody-safe silicone body safe silicone ABS, silicone, medical-grade silicone Body-safe silicone Silicone, ABS Plastic
WaterproofYes Yes Yes Splashproof Yes
Battery Life80 minutes480 minutes120 minutes60 minutes120 minutes
RechargeableYes Yes Yes USB USB
Charging Time90 minutes240 minutes120 minutes110 minutes120 minutes
Travel LockYes Yes No -Yes
Storage Bag IncludedYes Yes Yes Yes Yes
Colors AvailableDark turquoise Pink -Purple, pink Deep Rose, Black
Allergies-Latex and phthalate free ---
Clitoral suction--12 modes10 modes8 sonic wave patterns modes
Insertable length--5 inches4.5 inches5.5 inches
Vibration modes---10 -
Flexibility---Flexible shaft -
Width----1.9 inches
Weight----0.43 lbs
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FAQ

Is the Monarch quiet?
Yes. People in the next room shouldn't be able to hear you enjoying it. Well, unless you are loud. ;)
Is the Monarch waterproof?
Yes and No. While using the vibration and flickering tongue settings, you can safely use the toy underwater. Not with the suction function.
Does it come with a storage bag?
Yes! Hallelujah! And it's a lovely little bag, as well.
Is this vibrator rechargeable?
Yes. It comes with a USB cable for easy recharging.

Instructions - Manual

You can find instructions for the Monarch Swan in the “Ease of Use” section, above.

Author
Daphne Vey
Daphne Vey

Once upon a time, I was trapped in a sex-shaming religion. But give a gal a little freedom and what do you know? I came out of the kinky closet as a hypersexual, sex-positive, bisexual with a thirst for all things naughty. Now I embrace my desires, curiosities, and the simple fact that I am a human who enjoys sex. (A lot!) And I want to help others do the same. I’m a writer of erotica, urban paranormal fantasy, and horror. A poet, YouTuber, and sometimes photographer. You can often find me ranting gleefully about all the sexual and sex toy options this world has to offer, the insidious effects of shame and how to combat it, and fun ways to experiment with yourself, partner, or partners. I believe everyone deserves the chance to learn about their sexuality in a safe, fun, consensual, and honest way.

Age: 32
Gender: Cis Woman
Sexual orientation: Bisexual
Sex toy experience: Intermediate
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