Oxy Kali’s Teeth Review

Personal Experience

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The Big Ouch

Design

Given the name "Kali's Teeth," I would have preferred if it looked more like teeth inside of a mouth. Regardless, I still feel my heart racing when I see it. It looks so sharp and dangerous, despite really being neither. It's deceptive in exactly the way you would want out of this. Functionally, Kali's Teeth is perfectly designed! One really surprising feature is that after a few minutes of having the metal spikes embedded in your soft tissue, the whole metal ring will have warmed up to your own body temperature. This adds so much to the fun!

Ease of Use

How easy it is to use depends on a couple factors. In theory, it's stupidly simple to operate and doesn't require any effort. The only "hard" part is just how long you can tolerate it. However, there is an argument to be made that trying to put it on while erect, and having to adjust it to not spike anything too sensitive before you can lock it, counts as being difficult. It's not an issue for me, as you are still getting a good experience during that period, but it is technically an obstacle to getting the best out of Kali's Teeth.

Quality

Kali's Teeth is made of solid metal, and all of the teeth are very securely set into the ring. The lock is not the most secure, resistant lock out there, but that's more of a safety feature than a flaw. If you somehow lose all three keys, being able to bash the lock off is a necessity. The real ding against the toy here is the hinge mechanism. It's a little too loose; has too much perpendicular give to it. It can cause the precise position of the teeth to shift in a way you really don't want them to.

Price

Kali's Teeth is only 54$! It's hard to find something exotic and niche like this at this price! This is a really good deal for astounding, agonizing sensations. At the same time, its simple design means that it really shouldn't be super expensive to manufacture in the first place. It doesn't need to cost an arm and a leg, and thankfully Oxy prices it accordingly.

Performance

Kali's Teeth performs very well, at least for my purposes. If we measure performance by how well of a deterrent or means of control it is, well, you'll just have to hope you or your sub isn't as turned on by the painful biting sensations. Personally though, I think you'd be missing out. It's too much fun to give in! It's perfect for teasing as well, because you can be assured that every little throb and twitch comes with a price to pay.

Packaging

Everything comes wrapped in clear plastic, and tucked away inside the large storage bag. It's plenty discreet, and I think the look suits such a device very well. All three keys start on a single key-ring, I just found it more convenient to take off the key I've been using. I think some sort of container for having a consistent place to put a single key would be nice, but it's easy enough to get one myself. Oxy does a good enough job with what they provide here.

Materials and care

Oxy says Kali's Teeth is made from "medical-grade steel". This means it will almost never tarnish or rust. There is a chromium coating that will actually repair itself from small abrasions, keeping it looking shiny and new. It still has the same dazzling quality as when I first got it. You can just rinse it off, it doesn't need to be disinfected or anything. You can store it any way you like, but it does also come with a nice, black-cloth storage bag.