Primal Hardwere Krubera Ovipositor Review

Personal Experience

First Impression

Preparation

Penetration

Incubation

Not Just for Eggs

Design

The visual design of the Krubera is stunning! It looks both alien and foreign while being immediately recognizable as something very sexual. It achieves a very organic and realistic look. Ripples and changes in the surface of the sides mimic smooth muscle and flesh. The ridges curve in alluring ways. That aspect of it is perfect. I think the functional design could be better. Perhaps reinforcement in some areas, allowing other areas to stretch more, could address the "ease of use" issue.

Ease of Use

While taking pictures for this very review, the eggs fell apart! People who are better at cooking will probably have an easier time, but not by much. It was my fault this time; when cooking, I got distracted just long enough for water to start boiling away, but sex toys shouldn't have to be frustrating or stressful. This is the most high-effort toy I've come across, and there's a large chance for things to just not work.

Quality

The lack of sturdiness is, I think, more of a design issue than a quality issue. The form is seamless. I found no seams from a mold, no discoloration, and there are no signs of wear. It feels solid, and I have every expectation for this toy to last indefinitely. I was initially worried about eggs stretching it out from the inside, but it's surprisingly elastic.

Price

It is costly, I have to admit. Still, for a toy of this size, alien appearance, and extremely niche function, I think the price is about what I'd expect. You can get cheaper ovipositors, but they aren't cheaper by a lot, and they are a lot smaller. If you're already going to break the bank to fill such an exotic and specific need, I think it makes sense to save a little more money and get the best you can.

Performance

When the stars align and everything goes right, it performs really well. The same issues I've already touched on could be considered "performance," but I want to highlight the positive as well. Eggs naturally slide down the ovipositor, and it never has any problem depositing the egg deep inside. Once you get past the initial hurdle of getting the Krubera in, it's quite comfortable. As long as you are persistent enough, then the Krubera will solidly deliver on the purpose it's meant for.

Packaging

The packaging is super basic. The Krubera comes alongside anything else you purchase with it, such as the egg mold. It's all in the same box, individually wrapped with nondescript clear plastic. There isn't much else to go off of. Primal Hardwere doesn't add any frills as far as the shipping process goes. While a little underwhelming, I do think the Krubera comes well-protected, and that's the most important thing.

Materials and care

The Krubera is, like many others, a body-safe and non-porous silicone. It feels like it has some heft to it, and it's stretchier than most other silicone sex toys. Although it's still a smooth surface, it's still rough compared to other silicone toys. The easiest way to clean it is with warm water and anti-bacterial, unscented hand soap. The warm water will also melt any of the gelatin that ends up stuck to it.