7 Best and Most Realistic Dildos

Why I Chose It

I’ve said it once in this review, and Ill say it again: I LOVE Vixen dildos! Therefore, my Test Winner for this round-up review is, without a doubt, the Vixen Vixskin Johnny! We’re looking at a high-quality dildo with hyper-realistic features and an impressive, but not overwhelming, size.

While some realistic dildos can look a bit “fake” if you look closely, the resemblance Johnny has a to real erect penis is almost uncanny. Our tester, Kasia, was initially “a bit weirded out by how realistic it looked, but after some time, I started admiring how beautiful (and big!) this penis was”.

The dual density along with the unique elasticated silicone formula makes it feel nice and squishy but still as firm as a real erection! Kasia also found that the balls were nice and squishy and actually provided some good cushioning during those deep thrusts.

As far as the size goes, Johnny is made for people who enjoy more girthy penetrative play, since the widest point is 2 inches in diameter. While Johnny looks a bit intimating “it doesn’t feel as huge as it looks, because of how soft and squishy it is”. Alternatively, for total beginners, I would opt for the Vixen Mustang or the Vixen Tex.

The main drawback about Johnny is that he doesn’t have a suction cup base. This does limit the versatility quite a bit, especially for solo play. However, the flat base works great in a strap-on harness.

Why I Chose It

The Lifelike Lover Luxe Ultra Realistic Dildo definitely lives up to it’s name, and I have no doubts in crowing the runner up! The thing that impressed me the most is the attention to detail, which really adds to the realism.

When testing out this dildo, Britnee’s “immediate thought was how much it felt like a real penis.” From the retracting foreskin to the moveable balls, “the design is just about perfect.”

It has a firm but flexible build allowing it to be both very filling and still comfortable. Britnee also found that “the slight curve hit exactly where [she] needed it to,” giving a good amount of g-spot stimulation with each thrust.

The “suction cup end was a little awkward to hold” during solo play, but it “suctions strongly, securely, and immediately to almost any hard surface,” making it better suited to hands-free play. It also sits very nicely in a harness!

Why I Chose It

I wanted to include a realistic dildo for all of those newbies out there looking for their first ever dildo and want something lifelike. Our tester, Alice, found that it was an ideal starter toy. “With an approachable size and girth, as well as hyper-realistic surfacing and finishes, it is an easy and accessible tool to use during individual play, partnered or group play, and pegging”.

The main reason I picked the Blush Neo Elite 7.5″ Dual Density Dildo as the best option for beginners is the super tapered tip. This makes insertion very easy and comfortable for those don’t have much experience with insertables. This design features also makes it ideal for any anal adventures!

“I used the Blush Neo Elite 7.5″ Dual Density Dildo in a number of ways, and each of them worked wonderfully. This is a high-performance dildo with many useful applications, and I highly recommend not only this product, but creatively exploring what this product can do for you!” I always recommend versatile products to beginners because it’s nice to experiment with different uses and positions. The suction cup is also sturdy and reliable. This just adds to an already pretty versatile toy.

“I did occasionally feel as though the dual density feature of this dildo, which feels so nice on the skin and is a fantastic quality, left me with the sensation that the penis I had inside of me was a bit flaccid. I usually prefer a sturdier dildo, but that didn’t deter my enjoyment of the Blush Neo Elite 7.5″ Dual Density Dildo.”

Why I Chose It

Introducing the best budget-friendly option, the Colours Dual Density 5″ Dildo. Now, while this dildo is actually in the same price range as most of the other dildos in this review, it is THE cheapest option of them all. Luckily, this also means that choosing this dildo doesn’t require a sacrifice on quality or performance. It’s still a dual density dildo that’s made of high quality, platinum-cured silicone, just like all the other products on this list.

What stands out to me about this dildo is the pronounced tip with a large glans. This provides some nice during penetration as well as some extra g-spot or a-spot stimulation. On the other hand, our tester, Ashley, did find the inner core to be bit too soft, which does mean that it isn’t great for intense massage on those areas. Flexibility is great for beginners but less ideal when you’re looking for firm internal massage. This may also be a problem if you’re looking to use it for anal penetration, since a soft dildo will be more tricky to insert. Although, this was the “only real flaw” that Ashley had to point out. 

The suction cup is also incredibly reliable and will withstand even the most vigorous riding! Ashley adds that “the suction cup makes it a great option for anyone with grip issues to use easily, as they can go hands-free!”. It can be a bit tricky to release the suction seal but the strength behind it definitely makes up for that.

Why I Chose It

“The amount of detail in the photos don’t do this toy justice, to say the least, and the lifelike feel was even more surprising then how it looked!”

Our tester, Naomi, really was “was wowed by the realism,” which is exactly why it’s won the place of most realistic dildo! It’s a truly impressive feat of silicone design!

The pressure reactive silicone, gives the impression of real skin sliding over the shaft and “makes for a comfortable natural feel while using it instead of the normal rubbery silicone feel.” 

The only unrealistic feature of this dildo is the girth. Naomi “was not expecting it to be as girthy as it was,” but luckily it comes in 4 different sizes. I really appreciate when a sex toy company caters to all levels of experience!

The flat base is designed for harness use, giving you a super realistic strap-on experience but I love that the bigger sizes (8 and 9 inches) come with Vac-U-Lock holes so they can be attached to any Vac-U-Lock base on a sex machine or harness.

Why I Chose It

I picked the Blush Neo Elite 7.5 Dildo With Balls as the Test Winner of this review because it’s the perfect all-rounder. The insertable length and diameter are a perfect medium to keep intermediate users happy while still being approachable for newbies. With the veins and the pronounced head, our tester, Ashley, found that “the details and textures of the Blush Neo Elite are a pleasurable experience, and feel wonderful!”. The balls really do complete the whole look and make the experience a lot more lifelike.

A non-negotiable for realistic dildos, in my opinion, is the dual density feature. The soft outer layer and the solid core creates “the perfect firmness to give you that real feel” and mimic an actual erection. For Ashley, this dildo stood out compared to her other experienced with dual density dildos: “The Blush Neo Elite 7.5 Inch Dildo With Balls takes first place in my nightstand drawer as far as double layered dildos go!”.

The last thing I want to point out about this product is the price. Our top picks are usually high-end, high quality products from trusted (yet expensive) brands. The Blush Neo Elite 7.5 Dildo With Balls is not overly expensive. It’s a Test Winner that most people will actually be able to afford. It still offers a premium quality experience with the dual-density platinum-cured silicone, and a great design that allows for versatile use.

Why I Chose It

While this eye-watering mammoth of a dildo is realistic in terms of looks, it definitely isn’t when it comes to size! And know, I tested it out!

I’m never one to shy away from a challenge when it comes to dildos, but I am yet to conquer the Nick Capra fully! That being said, I do think this is a very impressive XL realistic dildo and would definitely recommend it to the true size queens and kings out there!

I liked that the silicone was slightly squishy as it made the size more comfortable to use while still being incredibly filling.

I did find it quite cumbersome to hold due to the size and weight, and I would recommend getting the additional Vac-U-Lock hole in the bottom so you can secure it to a Vac-U-Lock base or sex machine for hands-free use.

I really like that this large dildo is made of body safe silicone as many large dildos tend to sacrifice quality for size to keep the price down. Overall the silicone feels high-quality but I did notice some small imperfections and pilling.