The 4 Best Sex Blankets for Mess-Free Fun

Josh Gill
by Josh Gill
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Sex can get messy sometimes. VERY mess, depending on what you’re into! That’s why people love sex blankets. It helps keep things contained and stops mess from getting everywhere! So in today’s review we’re going to dive into 4 of the best sex blankets available. Plus a few cheeky bonuses as well. But wait, there’s more! We’ve even got a few cheeky hints, tips, and resources to help you make the most out of your sex blanket and choose the perfect one for you!
TestwinnerCheapestBedsheets
Liberator Moisture-Proof Sensual Blanket
The Layer Organic Sex Blanket
Sheets of SF fluid-proof sheet
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Sex blanket test and reviews explained

When it came to testing and reviewing sex blankets, we had to stop and think for a moment. How could we review them? And then it hit us! Rather than relying on manufacturers websites, where you get nothing but the positives and absolutely glowing reviews, we went directly to the average users of these sex blankets. They were able to give us honest pros and cons, and provide truthful feedback about their experiences with these sex blankets. Perfect! That’s the kind of thing we here at BedBible love to hear! It’s the only way that we were able to put together our well-balanced and unbiased review of these sex blankets!

Sex blanket test and reviews explained

FAQ

How big are sex blankets?
It all depends on what sex blanket you get. Some are fairly small and cover a limited area, but you can get others that are bigger and more expansive. Always check the measurements before you buy!
Will my sex blankets get damaged with repeated use?
No, they shouldn't do. The key is to keep them clean and ensure that they are properly cleaned and sanitized before you store them away. That way they're always in tip-top condition the next time you come to use them! Also avoid anything that might poke a hole in your sex blanket!
How do I clean my sex blanket?
While they can just be thrown into the washing machine and cleaned that way, we would recommend maybe hand cleaning them. It is a slightly more involved process, and while it takes more effort, you can be sure that it gets a thorough cleaning.

sex blanket

A sex blanket is an item that helps contain any mess made during particularly messy sex sessions. They are made of materials that are easy to clean and maintain, and they come in a variety of shapes and sizes. They are designed to absorb any fluids and not look out of place when laid out on a bed (or wherever you might need to use a sex blanket)! And once done they are easy enough to clean, ensuring that they can be used over and over again.

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The 4 Best sex blankets in Test

1 Testwinner

Liberator Fascinator Throw Moisture-Proof Sensual Blanket

Design:

Rating: Liberator Moisture-Proof Sensual Blanket was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the sex blanket.

100/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Liberator Moisture-Proof Sensual Blanket was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

100/100
Quality:

Rating: Liberator Moisture-Proof Sensual Blanket was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

95/100
Price:

Rating: Liberator Moisture-Proof Sensual Blanket was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

High

Bedbible rating:

Rating: Liberator Moisture-Proof Sensual Blanket was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Liberator Moisture-Proof Sensual Blanket.

5.0/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Liberator Moisture-Proof Sensual Blanket was rated 4.6 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

4.6/5.0

Sources
Rating star4.3/5SheVibe (3)
Rating star4.6/5Lovehoney.com (7)
SheVibe
ProsDiscreet shipping & billing​ProsTheir website ROCKS!ProsFREE shipping on orders $68+
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Lovehoney.com
ProsDiscreet shipping and billingPros15% off by email sign-upProsFree shipping on orders over $60
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Spectrumboutique
ProsDiscreet shipping & billingProsShipping rate: $8ProsFREE shipping on orders $99+
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These full-proof, mess-free sex blanket is the perfect accompaniment for those who love a wet, wild ride in the sheets, but not ON the sheets. Keep your bedding, living room furniture and floors dry with this portable throw that can go anywhere you do!

It’s reversible/two-sided and made of a plush faux velvet material that feels luxurious against your skin while still protecting you and your sheets from mess!

Thought you couldn’t have sex on grandma’s old Chesterfield? Think again! Just throw down and then get down.

Liberator Fascinator Throw Moisture-Proof Sensual Blanket test
Liberator Fascinator Throw Moisture-Proof Sensual Blanket features
Recommended for the beginner

The Liberator Fascinator Throw Moisture-Proof Sensual Blanket was rated 0 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Liberator Moisture-Proof Sensual Blanket if you...
You should buyare a heavy squirter
You should buyare into watersports
You should buyjust like a mess-free bed
You should NOT buy the Liberator Moisture-Proof Sensual Blanket if you...
You should NOT buyare low on funds
You should NOT buydon't need it
You should NOT buydon't squirt much
Liberator Fascinator Throw Moisture-Proof Sensual Blanket features
Features
Materials100% polyester 'velvish' 
Waterproofyes 
Width54 inches
Length72 inches
Waterproofobviously! 
Pros
Prossoft faux velvet cover
Prosmachine washable
Prosinner moisture barrier
Cons
Consmaterial is very soft and slippery
Constakes a long time to air dry
Consvery heavy and large
Conclusion

Though $100+ is a lot to spend on a sex blanket, for some people, it’s a literal necessity! If waterports, squirting, tons of lube or semen everywhere is your idea of a great time, then you definitely need the Liberator Fascinator in your life (and on your bed, sofa, armchair, etc).

2 Cheapest

The Layer Organic Fleece Sex Blanket & Sheet Protector

Design:

Rating: The Layer Organic Sex Blanket was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the sex blanket.

80/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: The Layer Organic Sex Blanket was rated null out of 100, which means it is very hard to use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

/100
Quality:

Rating: The Layer Organic Sex Blanket was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

80/100
Price:

Rating: The Layer Organic Sex Blanket was rated 3 out of 5, which means it neither expensive nor cheap.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Medium

Bedbible rating:

Rating: The Layer Organic Sex Blanket was rated 4.8 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the The Layer Organic Sex Blanket.

4.8/5.0

User rating:

Rating: The Layer Organic Sex Blanket was rated 0 out of 5, which means it is a very bad product.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

N/A

The Layer Organic Fleece Sex Blanket & Sheet Protector is an absolute winner for your splashy splash needs! It’s the most cost-effective sex blanket on our list, but that doesn’t mean it’s skipped out on quality. The two-sided blanket is covered in soft organic cotton fleece material with a water-proof barrier in between.

It can withstand 300 washes, so may not be a forever blanket, but hey, that’s a few years’ worth of mess-free fun! The touch of Lycra in the cotton fleece means that it’s slightly stretchy to move with you, rather than pulling at your skin.

This is one of the best buys on our list.

The Layer Organic Fleece Sex Blanket & Sheet Protector test
The Layer Organic Fleece Sex Blanket & Sheet Protector features
Recommended for the beginner

The The Layer Organic Fleece Sex Blanket & Sheet Protector was rated 0 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the The Layer Organic Sex Blanket if you...
You should buyneed a sex blanket
You should buydon't want messy furniture
You should buylove a bargain
You should NOT buy the The Layer Organic Sex Blanket if you...
You should NOT buydon't love a bargain
You should NOT buydon't like circular blankets
You should NOT buywant messy sheets
The Layer Organic Fleece Sex Blanket & Sheet Protector features
Features
MaterialsFleece 
WaterproofYes 
Diameter40 inches
Pros
Prosorganic cotton fleece
Proslovely round shape
Prosmachine washable and dryable
Cons
Consonly good for 300 washes
Consonly comes in one colour
Consseriously, just buy it
Conclusion

What can we say about this blanket, it’s amazing. It is made of organic materials and is easy to keep clean. Unfortunately it is only got for around 300 washes, meaning that it will eventually start to ware out. However, in that time you will have had plenty of fun with it (and on it)! It is a great and affordable option if you want to add an amazing sex blanket to your bedroom arsenal.

3 Bedsheets

Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Fitted Sheet

Design:

Rating: Sheets of SF fluid-proof sheet was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the sex blanket.

80/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Sheets of SF fluid-proof sheet was rated null out of 100, which means it is very hard to use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

/100
Quality:

Rating: Sheets of SF fluid-proof sheet was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

80/100
Price:

Rating: Sheets of SF fluid-proof sheet was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

High

Bedbible rating:

Rating: Sheets of SF fluid-proof sheet was rated 4.6 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Sheets of SF fluid-proof sheet.

4.6/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Sheets of SF fluid-proof sheet was rated 0 out of 5, which means it is a very bad product.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

N/A

While there are people out there who may never have considered a fluid-proof bedsheet set, this one is for the true pervs among us! Crafted from double-thick, super soft polyurethane, it has 10″ deep pockets to fit even the fluffiest mattress.

Simply put the fitted water-proof sheet on your mattress, have tons of filthy, wet fun, then throw in the washer and dryer! Of course, the sheets can be used to top sofas, fabric car seats or even laid on the carpet or hardwood floor as a protective layer.

Available in four sizes, the sheet can also be bought as a set, with Sheets of San Francisco water-proof pillowcases and water-proof throw.

Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Fitted Sheet test
Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Fitted Sheet features
Recommended for the beginner

The Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Fitted Sheet was rated 0 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Sheets of SF fluid-proof sheet if you...
You should buywant permanent wet-proof sheets
You should buylove luxurious bedsheets
You should buywant to keep your mattress clean
You should NOT buy the Sheets of SF fluid-proof sheet if you...
You should NOT buyare short on dough
You should NOT buydon't want to stay clean
You should NOT buylove a wet mattress
Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Fitted Sheet features
Features
Lengthstandard US sizing inches
Widthstandard US sizing inches
Waterproofyes 
Materialsengineered polyurethane 
Allergiespolyurethane 
Pros
Pros10" deep pockets
Prosavailable in four sizes
Prossoft polyurethane material
Cons
Consmaterial can be slick
Consprice is quite high
Consmay encourage too much filthy fun
Conclusion

While they are certainly a big investment, for those whose sexual activities run the gamut from dry as ice to wet as an otter’s pocket, it’s absolutely worth it. Paired with the pillowcases and throw, the whole set makes for a fun, sexy anniversary, birthday or Christmas present. Now get ’em on, and get wet!

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Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Protective Throw

Design:

Rating: Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Throw was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the sex blanket.

80/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Throw was rated 20 out of 100, which means it is very hard to use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

20/100
Quality:

Rating: Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Throw was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

70/100
Price:

Rating: Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Throw was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Low

Bedbible rating:

Rating: Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Throw was rated 4.5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Throw.

4.5/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Throw was rated 0 out of 5, which means it is a very bad product.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

N/A

This fluid-proof protective throw is just what the sex doctor ordered! While it’s on the more spendy side of the sex toy scale, it’s a luxury item that have the squirter in your life feeling loads more comfortable when they’re finished (if they’re ever finished!). It’s breathable yet water-proof and has a luxury feel on your skin, despite keeping the liquid at bay.

It can be taken anywhere and laid down and then wiped down or thrown in the washing machine (we recommend the latter). Watersports and lube friendly, this is one for the sex history books.

Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Protective Throw test
Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Protective Throw features
Recommended for the beginner

The Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Protective Throw was rated 0 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Throw if you...
You should buywant a throw for when you throw down
You should buyare a freak but a neat freak too
You should buylove a clean mattress
You should NOT buy the Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Throw if you...
You should NOT buylike lying in the wet patch
You should NOT buylove wet sheets
You should NOT buydon't like the feel of rubber
Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Protective Throw features
Features
Length100 inches
Width84 inches
Waterproofyes 
Materialsengineered polyurethane 
Vibration modespolyurethane 
Pros
Prossmooth, seam-free surface
Prostwo-ply thickness
Proscool polyurethane material
Cons
Consmaterial can be a bit cold
Consslippy and slidey
Consexpensive price point
Conclusion

The perfect accompaniment for all your soaking wet filthy activities, the Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Protective Throw is a gorgeous little number just waiting to be unboxed and thrown all over the house – just like you will be! It’s certainly an investment, but one that will keep you dry and happy into your dotage.

Comparison of the 4 best sex blankets

Liberator Moisture-Proof Sensual Blanket
Liberator Moisture-Proof Sensual Blanket
The Layer Organic Sex Blanket
The Layer Organic Sex Blanket
Sheets of SF fluid-proof sheet
Sheets of SF fluid-proof sheet
Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Throw
Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Throw
BestTestwinnerCheapestBedsheets
Overall score4.8 / 5.0---
Bedbible rating5.0 / 5.04.8 / 5.04.6 / 5.04.5 / 5.0
User rating4.6 / 5.0
from 11 users
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PriceHighMediumHighLow
Design100 / 10080 / 10080 / 10080 / 100
Ease of use100 / 100null / 100null / 10020 / 100
Quality95 / 10080 / 10080 / 10070 / 100
Sound50 / 10050 / 10050 / 10050 / 100
Power60 / 10060 / 10060 / 10060 / 100
Materials100% polyester 'velvish'Fleeceengineered polyurethaneengineered polyurethane
WaterproofyesYesyesyes
Width54-standard US sizing84
Length72-standard US sizing100
Diameter-40--
Allergies--polyurethane-
Vibration modes---polyurethane
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When You Want to Get Really Messy

Sometimes a little sheet just won’t do. If you’re planning on getting REALLY messy you’re going to need something a little bigger. Here’s one of the most awesome options out there!

Shots Fist It Inflatable Play Sheet

Shots Fist It Inflatable Play Sheet

Shots Fist It Inflatable Play Sheet

These hilarious little accessory to your sex life is literally like a giant inflatable rectangular hot tub. It’s the length of a 6’1″ man, so should suit most users fine when lying down, and it has walls meaning you can slip and slide all over this in a sexy pool of delight. It comes with its own lube, so get as messy as you can!

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Keeping Your Sex Toys Clean

Part of owning a sex toy is keeping it clean. Granted, it’s not the most fun part, but it’s still essential if you want to keep them sanitized and hygienic. So let’s take a look at some products to keep your sex toys clean!

Lovehoney Fresh Toy Cleaner

Lovehoney Fresh Toy Cleaner

Lovehoney Fresh Toy Cleaner

Lovehoney comes out with a lot of sexy products, but one of the most essential one is its Fresh Toy Cleaner. With its spray top, you can simply spritz it all over your toys while cleaning them, and it will help keep them not only bacteria and germ free, but also smelling fresh!

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Lovehoney Lockable Sex Toy Case

Lovehoney Lockable Sex Toy Case

Lovehoney Lockable Sex Toy Case

Part of keeping your sex toys clean is keeping them properly stored away. The Lovehoney Lockable Sex Toy Case is a large case where you can hide away your naughty toys accessories once you’ve cleaned them. And what makes it even better is that it is lockable, meaning that no one is going to be able to accidentally open it and find your sexy stash!

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Easy Sex Blanket Alternatives

Sometimes you need a sex blanket and…damn, you don’t have one! Nightmare! You’re going to have to improvise, but with what…? Well let’s take a look at two great alternatives to sex blankets that most people will have lying around the house!

Bathroom towels

Bathroom towels

Bathroom towels

Bathroom towels are a great alternative to professionally manufactured products. Easy to grab from the bathroom, you can just lay them where you need to and throw them in the washing machine when you’re done!

Waterproof pet blanket

Waterproof pet blanket

Waterproof pet blanket

A lot of people have pets, which means a lot of people have waterproof pet blankets lying around! Ideal, if you need a sex blanket and you’re in a bit of a pinch! Waterproof pet blankets do essentially the same task as sex blankets – they keep liquids from going all over the place. Which means they make a great alternative sex blanket if you’re in need of one!

How to use a sex blanket

Sex blankets are not the most complicated sex accessory in the world to use, but it’s still definitely worth going through how to use them! After all, a little refresher never hurt anyone! In fact, it’s as east as 1, 2, 3!

How to use a sex blanket

Literally just lay it down!

Literally just lay it down!

Spread the sheet out on whatever surface you’re going to be getting naughty on. Whether it’s a bed, a chair, the floor, or even the dining room table, sex blankets are designed not to look out of place and be as comfortable as possible!

Finished? Now clean it!

How to use a sex blanket

Once you’ve finished you need to clean your sex blanket. Doing so is a fairly simple process, and we’ve delved a little deeper into that in the ‘How to clean a sex blanket’ a little further down this post. It’s as simple as that!

How to use a sex blanket
How to use a sex blanket

And that's it!

And that's it!

You’re all done! We told you it was simple! Sex blankets aren’t there to be over-thought about. They’re there to do a job and be super useful and functional sex accessories!  And that’s why we love ’em!

How to clean a sex blanket

Cleaning sex blankets is important because you're going to want to be able to use them over and over again. So how do you keep them sanitized, fresh, and good to go the next time you need them? Well here are a few handy resources on how to clean your sex blankets and other sex toys!

Porous
materials

Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.

Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of toys, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these toys with mild soapy water and dry gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your toys are completely dry before storing.

Non-propous
materials

Silicone, glass, stainless steel and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your toy contains electrical parts.

Silicone and stainless steel toys without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilisation.

The toys with electrical
components

If your toys contain electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them and always check the instructions provided with the toy. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.

Author
Josh Gill
Josh Gill

As a trained journalist and a freelance writer, I never thought I’d fall into writing about sex toys. But here I am, and I must say, I’m glad I’m here! There’s a whole world of sex toys out there that can be enjoyed by men, women, and everything in between, and if I can get across my passions via my writing, then I’m certainly doing something right! Everyone loves sex, and everyone should be able to express that love however they want and with whomever they choose. Besides, who says men can’t enjoy sex toys too? Certainly not me!

Age: 33
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Sex toy experience: Intermediate
All-time favorite sex toy: Fleshlight Review
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