The 4 Best Sex Blankets for Mess-Free Fun

Joshua Gill
by Joshua Gill
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Sex can get messy sometimes. VERY mess, depending on what you’re into! That’s why people love sex blankets. It helps keep things contained and stops mess from getting everywhere! So in today’s review we’re going to dive into 4 of the best sex blankets available. Plus a few cheeky bonuses as well. But wait, there’s more! We’ve even got a few cheeky hints, tips, and resources to help you make the most out of your sex blanket and choose the perfect one for you!

Sex blanket test and reviews explained

When it came to testing and reviewing sex blankets, we had to stop and think for a moment. How could we review them? And then it hit us! Rather than relying on manufacturers websites, where you get nothing but the positives and absolutely glowing reviews, we went directly to the average users of these sex blankets. They were able to give us honest pros and cons, and provide truthful feedback about their experiences with these sex blankets. Perfect! That’s the kind of thing we here at BedBible love to hear! It’s the only way that we were able to put together our well-balanced and unbiased review of these sex blankets!

Sex blanket test and reviews explained

FAQ

How big are sex blankets?
It all depends on what sex blanket you get. Some are fairly small and cover a limited area, but you can get others that are bigger and more expansive. Always check the measurements before you buy!
Will my sex blankets get damaged with repeated use?
No, they shouldn't do. The key is to keep them clean and ensure that they are properly cleaned and sanitized before you store them away. That way they're always in tip-top condition the next time you come to use them! Also avoid anything that might poke a hole in your sex blanket!
How do I clean my sex blanket?
While they can just be thrown into the washing machine and cleaned that way, we would recommend maybe hand cleaning them. It is a slightly more involved process, and while it takes more effort, you can be sure that it gets a thorough cleaning.

sex blanket

A sex blanket is an item that helps contain any mess made during particularly messy sex sessions. They are made of materials that are easy to clean and maintain, and they come in a variety of shapes and sizes. They are designed to absorb any fluids and not look out of place when laid out on a bed (or wherever you might need to use a sex blanket)! And once done they are easy enough to clean, ensuring that they can be used over and over again.

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The 4 Best sex blankets in Test

1 Testwinner

Liberator Fascinator Throw Moisture-Proof Sensual Blanket

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These full-proof, mess-free sex blanket is the perfect accompaniment for those who love a wet, wild ride in the sheets, but not ON the sheets. Keep your bedding, living room furniture and floors dry with this portable throw that can go anywhere you do!

It’s reversible/two-sided and made of a plush faux velvet material that feels luxurious against your skin while still protecting you and your sheets from mess!

Thought you couldn’t have sex on grandma’s old Chesterfield? Think again! Just throw down and then get down.

Liberator Fascinator Throw Moisture-Proof Sensual Blanket test
Liberator Fascinator Throw Moisture-Proof Sensual Blanket features
Recommended for

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Liberator Moisture-Proof Sensual Blanket if you...
are a heavy squirter
are into watersports
just like a mess-free bed
You should NOT buy the Liberator Moisture-Proof Sensual Blanket if you...
are low on funds
don't need it
don't squirt much
Liberator Fascinator Throw Moisture-Proof Sensual Blanket features
Features
Materials100% polyester 'velvish' 
Waterproofyes 
Width54 inches
Length72 inches
Waterproofobviously! 
Pros
soft faux velvet cover
machine washable
inner moisture barrier
Cons
material is very soft and slippery
takes a long time to air dry
very heavy and large
Conclusion

Though $100+ is a lot to spend on a sex blanket, for some people, it’s a literal necessity! If waterports, squirting, tons of lube or semen everywhere is your idea of a great time, then you definitely need the Liberator Fascinator in your life (and on your bed, sofa, armchair, etc).

2 Cheapest

The Layer Organic Fleece Sex Blanket & Sheet Protector

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The Layer Organic Fleece Sex Blanket & Sheet Protector is an absolute winner for your splashy splash needs! It’s the most cost-effective sex blanket on our list, but that doesn’t mean it’s skipped out on quality. The two-sided blanket is covered in soft organic cotton fleece material with a water-proof barrier in between.

It can withstand 300 washes, so may not be a forever blanket, but hey, that’s a few years’ worth of mess-free fun! The touch of Lycra in the cotton fleece means that it’s slightly stretchy to move with you, rather than pulling at your skin.

This is one of the best buys on our list.

The Layer Organic Fleece Sex Blanket & Sheet Protector test
The Layer Organic Fleece Sex Blanket & Sheet Protector features
Recommended for

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the The Layer Organic Sex Blanket if you...
need a sex blanket
don't want messy furniture
love a bargain
You should NOT buy the The Layer Organic Sex Blanket if you...
don't love a bargain
don't like circular blankets
want messy sheets
The Layer Organic Fleece Sex Blanket & Sheet Protector features
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MaterialsFleece 
WaterproofYes 
Diameter40 inches
Pros
organic cotton fleece
lovely round shape
machine washable and dryable
Cons
only good for 300 washes
only comes in one colour
seriously, just buy it
Conclusion

What can we say about this blanket, it’s amazing. It is made of organic materials and is easy to keep clean. Unfortunately it is only got for around 300 washes, meaning that it will eventually start to ware out. However, in that time you will have had plenty of fun with it (and on it)! It is a great and affordable option if you want to add an amazing sex blanket to your bedroom arsenal.

3 Bedsheets

Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Fitted Sheet

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While there are people out there who may never have considered a fluid-proof bedsheet set, this one is for the true pervs among us! Crafted from double-thick, super soft polyurethane, it has 10″ deep pockets to fit even the fluffiest mattress.

Simply put the fitted water-proof sheet on your mattress, have tons of filthy, wet fun, then throw in the washer and dryer! Of course, the sheets can be used to top sofas, fabric car seats or even laid on the carpet or hardwood floor as a protective layer.

Available in four sizes, the sheet can also be bought as a set, with Sheets of San Francisco water-proof pillowcases and water-proof throw.

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Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Fitted Sheet features
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BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Sheets of SF fluid-proof sheet if you...
want permanent wet-proof sheets
love luxurious bedsheets
want to keep your mattress clean
You should NOT buy the Sheets of SF fluid-proof sheet if you...
are short on dough
don't want to stay clean
love a wet mattress
Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Fitted Sheet features
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Lengthstandard US sizing inches
Widthstandard US sizing inches
Waterproofyes 
Materialsengineered polyurethane 
Allergiespolyurethane 
Pros
10" deep pockets
available in four sizes
soft polyurethane material
Cons
material can be slick
price is quite high
may encourage too much filthy fun
Conclusion

While they are certainly a big investment, for those whose sexual activities run the gamut from dry as ice to wet as an otter’s pocket, it’s absolutely worth it. Paired with the pillowcases and throw, the whole set makes for a fun, sexy anniversary, birthday or Christmas present. Now get ’em on, and get wet!

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Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Protective Throw

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80/100
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70/100
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This fluid-proof protective throw is just what the sex doctor ordered! While it’s on the more spendy side of the sex toy scale, it’s a luxury item that have the squirter in your life feeling loads more comfortable when they’re finished (if they’re ever finished!). It’s breathable yet water-proof and has a luxury feel on your skin, despite keeping the liquid at bay.

It can be taken anywhere and laid down and then wiped down or thrown in the washing machine (we recommend the latter). Watersports and lube friendly, this is one for the sex history books.

Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Protective Throw test
Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Protective Throw features
Recommended for

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Throw if you...
want a throw for when you throw down
are a freak but a neat freak too
love a clean mattress
You should NOT buy the Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Throw if you...
like lying in the wet patch
love wet sheets
don't like the feel of rubber
Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Protective Throw features
Features
Length100 inches
Width84 inches
Waterproofyes 
Materialsengineered polyurethane 
Vibration modespolyurethane 
Pros
smooth, seam-free surface
two-ply thickness
cool polyurethane material
Cons
material can be a bit cold
slippy and slidey
expensive price point
Conclusion

The perfect accompaniment for all your soaking wet filthy activities, the Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Protective Throw is a gorgeous little number just waiting to be unboxed and thrown all over the house – just like you will be! It’s certainly an investment, but one that will keep you dry and happy into your dotage.

When You Want to Get Really Messy

Sometimes a little sheet just won’t do. If you’re planning on getting REALLY messy you’re going to need something a little bigger. Here’s one of the most awesome options out there!

Keeping Your Sex Toys Clean

Part of owning a sex toy is keeping it clean. Granted, it’s not the most fun part, but it’s still essential if you want to keep them sanitized and hygienic. So let’s take a look at some products to keep your sex toys clean!

Easy Sex Blanket Alternatives

Sometimes you need a sex blanket and…damn, you don’t have one! Nightmare! You’re going to have to improvise, but with what…? Well let’s take a look at two great alternatives to sex blankets that most people will have lying around the house!

Bathroom towels

Bathroom towels

Bathroom towels

Bathroom towels are a great alternative to professionally manufactured products. Easy to grab from the bathroom, you can just lay them where you need to and throw them in the washing machine when you’re done!

Waterproof pet blanket

Waterproof pet blanket

Waterproof pet blanket

A lot of people have pets, which means a lot of people have waterproof pet blankets lying around! Ideal, if you need a sex blanket and you’re in a bit of a pinch! Waterproof pet blankets do essentially the same task as sex blankets – they keep liquids from going all over the place. Which means they make a great alternative sex blanket if you’re in need of one!

How to use a sex blanket

Sex blankets are not the most complicated sex accessory in the world to use, but it’s still definitely worth going through how to use them! After all, a little refresher never hurt anyone! In fact, it’s as east as 1, 2, 3!

How to use a sex blanket

Literally just lay it down!

Literally just lay it down!

Spread the sheet out on whatever surface you’re going to be getting naughty on. Whether it’s a bed, a chair, the floor, or even the dining room table, sex blankets are designed not to look out of place and be as comfortable as possible!

Finished? Now clean it!

How to use a sex blanket

Once you’ve finished you need to clean your sex blanket. Doing so is a fairly simple process, and we’ve delved a little deeper into that in the ‘How to clean a sex blanket’ a little further down this post. It’s as simple as that!

How to use a sex blanket
How to use a sex blanket

And that's it!

And that's it!

You’re all done! We told you it was simple! Sex blankets aren’t there to be over-thought about. They’re there to do a job and be super useful and functional sex accessories!  And that’s why we love ’em!

How to clean a sex blanket

Cleaning sex blankets is important because you're going to want to be able to use them over and over again. So how do you keep them sanitized, fresh, and good to go the next time you need them? Well here are a few handy resources on how to clean your sex blankets and other sex toys!

Porous
materials

Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.

Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of toys, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these toys with mild soapy water and dry gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your toys are completely dry before storing.

Non-propous
materials

Silicone, glass, stainless steel and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your toy contains electrical parts.

Silicone and stainless steel toys without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilisation.

The toys with electrical
components

If your toys contain electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them and always check the instructions provided with the toy. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.