The 5 Best Sex Blankets for Mess-Free Fun
Sex blanket test and reviews explained
When it came to testing and reviewing sex blankets, we had to stop and think for a moment. How could we review them? And then it hit us! Rather than relying on manufacturers websites, where you get nothing but the positives and absolutely glowing reviews, we went directly to the average users of these sex blankets.
They were able to give us honest pros and cons, and provide truthful feedback about their experiences with these sex blankets. Perfect! That’s the kind of thing we here at BedBible love to hear! It’s the only way that we were able to put together our well-balanced and unbiased review of these waterproof sex blankets!
What to look for when buying a sex blanket?
- Size — Do you need a sex blanket that covers your whole bed or do you want one that you can pack easily for fun on the go? If you tend to be a heavy squirter or will be playing with a larger volume of liquid, I recommend getting a bigger blanket.
- Material — Most sex throws tend to be nice and soft, but you should think if there any particular materials you don’t enjoy the feel of.
- Machine washable — Always check the blanket is machine washable for easy clean up.
- Sheets vs blanket — Do you prefer sheets that can be fitted over your mattress, which have the advantage of covering the whole bed and not moving, or a sex blanket, which is more versatile and portable?
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The 5 Best sex blankets in Test
Liberator Fascinator Throw Moisture-Proof Sensual Blanket
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This waterproof sex blanket is the perfect accompaniment for those who love a wet, wild ride in the sheets, but dry sheets when it’s time to sleep. Keep your bedding, living room furniture and floors dry with this portable throw that can go anywhere you do!
It’s reversible/two-sided and made of a plush faux velvet material that feels luxurious against your skin while still protecting you and your sheets from mess!
Thought you couldn’t have sex on grandma’s old Chesterfield? Think again! Just throw down and then get down.
The Liberator Fascinator Throw Moisture-Proof Sensual Blanket was rated 0 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner
| Materials | 100% polyester 'velvish' |
| Waterproof | yes |
| Width | 54 inches |
| Length | 72 inches |
| Waterproof | obviously! |
Though $100+ is a lot to spend on a waterproof sex blanket, for some people, it’s a literal necessity! If waterports, squirting, tons of lube or semen everywhere is your idea of a great time, then you definitely need the Liberator Fascinator in your life (and on your bed, sofa, armchair, etc).
It’s also a really great option if you enjoy period sex or want to protect your sheets during anal sex!
Fascinator Throw Mini
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This Mini Throw from Liberator shows that good things really can come in small packages!
This waterproof sex blanket is the perfect answer to the eternal fight over the wet spot and is also small enough to pop in your bag for fun on the go!
Made of deliciously soft, microvelvet, this blanket is kind to both your skin and your bedsheets!
The Fascinator Throw Mini was rated 0 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner
| Length | 36 inches |
| Width | 26 inches |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Materials | Microvelvet - 100% polyester |
Although this is much smaller than the full-size blanket, it still does a great job of protecting your sheets against smaller amounts of liquid and it has the benefit of being cheaper and easier to pack in your bag for a sexy get away!
This is a great option for those who only squirt a little, want to avoid the wet spot or want a protective layer for period or anal sex.
Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Fitted Sheet
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While there are people out there who may never have considered a fluid-proof bedsheet set, this one is for the true pervs among us! Crafted from double-thick, super soft polyurethane, it has 10″ deep pockets to fit even the fluffiest mattress.
Simply put the fitted water-proof sheet on your mattress, have tons of filthy, wet fun, then throw in the washer and dryer! Of course, the sheets can be used to top sofas, fabric car seats or even laid on the carpet or hardwood floor as a protective layer.
Available in four sizes, the sheet can also be bought as a set, with Sheets of San Francisco water-proof pillowcases and water-proof throw.
The Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Fitted Sheet was rated 0 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner
| Length | standard US sizing inches |
| Width | standard US sizing inches |
| Waterproof | yes |
| Materials | engineered polyurethane |
| Allergies | polyurethane |
While they are certainly a big investment, for those whose sexual activities run the gamut from dry as ice to wet as an otter’s pocket, it’s absolutely worth it. Paired with the pillowcases and throw, the whole set makes for a fun, sexy anniversary, birthday or Christmas present. Now get ’em on, and get wet!
One thing to keep in mind is that while these sheets are waterproof, they aren’t absorbent so liquid will pool on top. If you prefer something absorbent, you should go with one of the fluffy sex blankets in the review.
The Layer Organic Fleece Sex Blanket & Sheet Protector
The Layer Organic Fleece Sex Blanket & Sheet Protector is an absolute winner for your splashy splash needs! It’s the most cost-effective sex blanket on our list, but that doesn’t mean it’s skipped out on quality. The two-sided blanket is covered in soft organic cotton fleece material with a water-proof barrier in between.
It can withstand 300 washes, so may not be a forever blanket, but hey, that’s a few years’ worth of mess-free fun! The touch of Lycra in the cotton fleece means that it’s slightly stretchy to move with you, rather than pulling at your skin.
This is one of the best buys on our list.
The The Layer Organic Fleece Sex Blanket & Sheet Protector was rated 0 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner
| Materials | Fleece |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Diameter | 40 inches |
What can we say about this blanket, it’s amazing. It is made of organic materials and is easy to keep clean. Unfortunately it is only got for around 300 washes, meaning that it will eventually start to ware out. However, in that time you will have had plenty of fun with it (and on it)!
It is smaller than the Liberator Fascinator, so if things tend to get very wet and messy, you are better off spending a bit more for a full-sized blanket.
It is, however, a great and affordable option if you want to add an amazing sex blanket to your bedroom arsenal.
Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Protective Throw
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This fluid-proof protective throw is just what the sex doctor ordered! While it’s on the more spendy side of the sex toy scale, it’s a luxury item that have the squirter in your life feeling loads more comfortable when they’re finished (if they’re ever finished!). It’s breathable yet water-proof and has a luxury feel on your skin, despite keeping the liquid at bay.
It can be taken anywhere and laid down and then wiped down or thrown in the washing machine (we recommend the latter). Watersports and lube friendly, this is one for the sex history books.
The Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Protective Throw was rated 0 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner
| Length | 100 inches |
| Width | 84 inches |
| Waterproof | yes |
| Materials | engineered polyurethane |
| Waterproof | Yes |
The perfect accompaniment for all your soaking wet filthy activities, the Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-proof Protective Throw is a gorgeous little number just waiting to be unboxed and thrown all over the house – just like you will be!
Unlike the other sex throws in this review, this one isn’t fluffy. Instead, it has a more rubbery finish to it, so if you have a rubber or latex fetish, this might appeal to you more!
It also means that any liquid stays pooled on top of the sheet rather than being absorbed as it is with the Liberator blankets. This can be a plus for those who enjoy wet and messy play with the liquids but can also mean you need to mop up the liquid with a towel or something when cleaning up!
Comparison of the 5 best sex blankets
| Best | Test Winner | Cheapest | Bedsheets | null | null |
| Overall score | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 | - | - | - |
| Bedbible rating | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 4.6 / 5.0 from 11 users | 5 / 5.0 from 1 users | - | - | - |
| Price | Medium | Low | High | Low | High |
| Design | 100 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 100 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 20 / 100 |
| Quality | 95 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 70 / 100 |
| Sound | - | - | - | - | - |
| Power | - | - | - | - | - |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | - |
| Materials | 100% polyester 'velvish' | Microvelvet - 100% polyester | engineered polyurethane | Fleece | engineered polyurethane |
| Waterproof | yes | Yes | yes | Yes | yes |
| Width | 54 inches | 26 inches | standard US sizing inches | - | 84 inches |
| Length | 72 inches | 36 inches | standard US sizing inches | - | 100 inches |
| Allergies | - | - | polyurethane | - | - |
| Diameter | - | - | - | 40 inches | - |
When You Want to Get Really Messy
Sometimes a little sheet just won’t do. If you’re planning on getting REALLY messy you’re going to need something a little bigger. Here’s one of the most awesome options out there!
Shots Fist It Inflatable Play Sheet
These hilarious little accessory to your sex life is literally like a giant inflatable rectangular hot tub. It’s the length of a 6’1″ man, so should suit most users fine when lying down, and it has walls meaning you can slip and slide all over this in a sexy pool of delight. It comes with its own lube, so get as messy as you can!
Keeping Your Sex Toys Clean
Part of owning a sex toy is keeping it clean. Granted, it’s not the most fun part, but it’s still essential if you want to keep them sanitized and hygienic. So let’s take a look at some products to keep your sex toys clean!
Lovehoney Fresh Toy Cleaner
Lovehoney comes out with a lot of sexy products, but one of the most essential one is its Fresh Toy Cleaner. With its spray top, you can simply spritz it all over your toys while cleaning them, and it will help keep them not only bacteria and germ free, but also smelling fresh!
Lovehoney Lockable Sex Toy Case
Part of keeping your sex toys clean is keeping them properly stored away. The Lovehoney Lockable Sex Toy Case is a large case where you can hide away your naughty toys accessories once you’ve cleaned them. And what makes it even better is that it is lockable, meaning that no one is going to be able to accidentally open it and find your sexy stash!
Quick Comparison of the Best Sex Blankets
Not sure which is the sex throw for all your wet and messy needs, let me give you a quick comparison of the vital stats to make it easier!
So the biggest sex blanket in the review is the Sheets of San Francisco Fluid-Proof Throw, making this a great option for those who need FULL coverage! I would also recommend it to those who prefer the feel of soft rubber over fluffy blankets or like playing in the liquid as it pools on top of these sheets.
If you prefer a sex blanket thats big, soft, and absorbent, the Liberator Fascinator is the way to go!
The cheapest sex throw in the review is the Liberator Mini Throw, closely followed by The Layer Sex Blanket. If you are on a budget or only need to protect a small area of the bed, these are the way to go! I also love these for travelling with.
Easy Sex Blanket Alternatives
Sometimes you need a sex blanket and…damn, you don’t have one! Nightmare! You’re going to have to improvise, but with what…? Well let’s take a look at two great alternatives to sex blankets that most people will have lying around the house!
Bathroom towels
Bathroom towels are a great alternative to professionally manufactured products. Easy to grab from the bathroom, you can just lay them where you need to and throw them in the washing machine when you’re done!
Waterproof pet blanket
A lot of people have pets, which means a lot of people have waterproof pet blankets lying around! Ideal, if you need a sex blanket and you’re in a bit of a pinch! Waterproof pet blankets do essentially the same task as sex blankets – they keep liquids from going all over the place. Which means they make a great alternative sex blanket if you’re in need of one!
How to use a sex blanket
Sex throws are not the most complicated sex accessory in the world to use, but it’s still definitely worth going through how to use them! After all, a little refresher never hurt anyone! In fact, it’s as east as 1, 2, 3!
Literally just lay it down!
Spread the sheet out on whatever surface you’re going to be getting naughty on. Whether it’s a bed, a chair, the floor, or even the dining room table, sex blankets are designed not to look out of place and be as comfortable as possible!
Finished? Now clean it!
Once you’ve finished you need to clean your sex blanket. Doing so is a fairly simple process, and we’ve delved a little deeper into that in the ‘How to clean a sex blanket’ a little further down this post. It’s as simple as that!
And that's it!
You’re all done! We told you it was simple! Sex blankets aren’t there to be over-thought about. They’re there to do a job and be super useful and functional sex accessories! And that’s why we love ’em!
How to clean a sex blanket
Cleaning sex blankets is important because you're going to want to be able to use them over and over again. So how do you keep them sanitized, fresh, and good to go the next time you need them? Most sex blankets are machine washable, but you should always check the manufacturer's instructions.
materials
Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.
Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of toys, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these toys with mild soapy water and dry gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your toys are completely dry before storing.
materials
Silicone, glass, stainless steel and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your toy contains electrical parts.
Silicone and stainless steel toys without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilisation.
components
If your toys contain electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them and always check the instructions provided with the toy. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.
FAQ
sex blanket
A sex blanket is an item that helps protect your bed or sofa (or any surface) during sex. They are great for squirting, period sex, anal sex, watersports or when using oils or lube. They are made of materials that are easy to clean and maintain, and they come in a variety of shapes and sizes. They are designed to absorb any fluids and not look out of place when laid out on a bed (or wherever you might need to use a sex blanket)! And once done they are easy enough to clean, ensuring that they can be used over and over again.