The 13 Best Silent Vibrators for Covert Climaxes
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Our Review and Rating Procedure
I know that you can’t always trust the volume specifications you find of sex toy websites and stores, which makes finding an actual silent vibrator that feels good a real challenge! However, almost every vibrator in this review has been tested and reviewed by a real person. If you see a tester holding a product below, know that you are reading their honest thoughts about the toy and how it performs. You can even read the full review by clicking through.
In this review, I’ve collected together the most silent vibrators that the Bedbible team has tested, along with a couple of others that I have researched extensively. I’ve trawled through tons of verified customer reviews to find out how each vibrator really sounded, and whether it’s worth the money. Based on those collective findings, each toy has received a Bedbible Rating, as well as a User Rating, which is an aggregated score of user reviews from across the web. Together, I hope you’ll have a breezy time deciding which silent vibrator is best for you.
What Makes a Vibrator Silent?
There are a couple of different ways a vibrator can be silent, the most basic being that it simply has weak vibrations! While this isn’t an issue you’ll encounter with any of the toys listed below, simply being underpowered is a common reason for vibrators to be silent.
How the device is engineered also plays a big role in the amount of noise it produces. For example, a clit sucker (which not only uses a different type of “vibrations” but also does so internally) will nearly always be quieter than a big wand vibrator. The materials used are just as important as the design itself: plastic and other hard materials tend to produce more noise than sound-absorbing materials like silicone used in high-end remote control egg vibrators. Some vibrators even take advantage of proprietary tech (like Smart Silence), to help them keep the noise to a minimum.
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The 14 Best silent vibrators in Test
Lelo Lily 2 Clitoral Vibrator
The Lelo Lily 2 might just be one of the most interesting products that this luxury brand has to offer. At first glance, it’s a compact, palm-sized clitoral vibrator with an ergonomic design and eight vibration modes. It has an extremely quiet motor with a maximum noise level of 50dB (that’s the level of a quiet refrigerator, for reference), so you can use it discreetly wherever you are. The curved shape is perfect for cupping around your whole vulva for broad stimulation, but you can also use the tip or side for more precise vibes.
But, here’s the really interesting part — the Lily 2 is infused with aromatherapy scents to treat your senses. There are three colors to choose from, all with different subtle scents: the lavender color has a Lavender and Manuka Honey scent, pink has Rose and Wisteria, and plum brings you Bordeaux and Chocolate notes.
The Lelo Lily 2 is an excellent choice for both beginners who are after an easy-to-use clit vibrator, as well as more experienced users who love a gentle build-up. It’s our test winner today because of its sheer versatility, quality and uniqueness — not to mention how silent of a vibrator it is.
Several users have reported that the scent can fade after a while, but, even then, you’ll be left with a high-quality, fantastic feeling sex toy. It has a travel lock, so it’s great for those who want to take it on the road, either in your luggage or your purse. It’s also great for partner play, especially for slipping in between you during penetrative sex.
Lovehoney Silencer Whisper Quiet Classic Vibrator
As the name suggests, the Lovehoney Silencer is an extremely quiet toy. When on its lowest setting, you can hardly even hear it! However, since the vibrations it produces are fairly buzzy, more intense settings will produce some noise, but not too much to get in the way of your fun. The wavy shaft is designed for excellent vaginal stimulation, but it can also be a great companion for clitoral play. This silent vibrator has some girth to it, and a rounded tip for comfortable stimulation. A single button also makes it easy to use — pushing it will allow you to explore 3 speeds and 4 patterns.
The Lovehoney Silencer is my top pick for those looking for a good intersection between quality and price. The vibrations are strong, if a bit buzzy, and it’s made with quietness in mind. Plus, it’s great for both internal and external play (but not anal play), and is super easy to get started with. Just make sure you have some batteries to hand!
Je Joue Mimi Soft
The Je Joue Mimi Soft is a super little vibrator that’s ideal for beginners. It’s a petite, pebble-shaped vibe that’s covered in velvety silicone and has a soft, squishy tip. There are a ton of ways to use it, including applying firm pressure with the tip to your clitoris, gently stroking it, or laying the Mimi Soft down over your vulva and enjoying some broader stimulation. If you find yourself easily overwhelmed by clit stimulation or are looking for a gentle, luxurious-feeling vibrator for foreplay, the Je Joue Mimi Soft could be for you. Plus, it’s very quiet, especially on its lower settings.
With an ergonomic and beautiful design, Je Joue Mimi gives the perfect sense of luxury — even the packaging looks luxurious! It’s great for beginners, as it’s easy to use, very quiet and has a real sensual gentleness. Although it doesn’t have a travel lock, you can at least be sure that, if it falls into the wrong hands, the person probably won’t know what it is — it literally looks like a small stone. Smooth material and various vibration modes make this a high-quality clit vibrator.
Lovense Lush 3
The Lovense Lush 3 is pretty infamous in sex toy circles, and it’s no surprise why when learn about its power and its possibilities! The Lush 3 is an egg vibrator designed to sit snug in the vagina, right next to your g-spot, and rumble you all the way to the Big O. It features a curved tail for easy retrieval, which also doubles as a clit stimulator when wearing it.
Despite pumping out super strong vibes, the Lush 3 is very quiet, making it perfect for discreet public play. Simply connect it to the Lovense Remote app on your phone via Bluetooth, slip it in, and control it remotely! You can even control it from anywhere in the world via wifi (with your permission, of course). The app has a whole host of customization options to try out, including custom patterns, remote play, syncing to music on your phone, and even alarms!
This remote control egg vibrator is one of the best of the bunch — it’s powerful, easy to use, waterproof, has a long battery life, 100% body-safe, and, most importantly, almost silent.
The Lovense Lush 3 is a great option for those who love rumbly g-spot stimulation, as well as those who want to enjoy hands-free play (in public or private!). Just don’t use it anally, as it doesn’t have any flared base to stop it going too far in and getting stuck.
Additionally, be aware that the Lush 3 is not 100% totally silent (as it is still a vibrator with a motor), so you might still be able to hear it in quiet public places. Choose your location wisely!
We-Vibe Tango X
The most important aspect of the We-Vibe Tango X bullet vibrator is its power — for such a small toy, it’s so strong and rumbly! It has 7 vibration modes and 8 intensity levels you can combine to keep you on your toes. Surprisingly for such a strong vibrator, it barely makes a sound, especially on the lower settings. This tiny bullet is perfect for precise clitoral stimulation, and the lipstick-shaped tip gives you options for how precise or broad you want the vibes to be. If you need a silent vibrator companion for solo or partner play, I love the Tango X!
The We-Vibe Tango X is a powerful little vibrator with many vibration options you can enjoy exploring. If you love strong vibes but want a silent vibrator with that precise, pinpoint stimulation that a long handled vibrator just can’t provide, I think this could be ideal for you. Plus, it’s rechargeable, waterproof, has a travel lock, and comes with a useful storage bag — not things you’ll find in many other bullets.