The 7 Best Spanking Paddles
As a spanking enthusiast, I know what makes a great spanking paddle and I know my thuddy from my stingy, so I’ve put knowledge to use to find you the very best spanking paddles out there! I’ve searched through all of the paddles we’ve tested at Bedbible to find the best options, including some great first-time paddles and some for more advanced tastes!
Test Winner | Runner Up | Best for Beginners | Most Advanced | Best Hard Paddle |
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Sportsheets Saffron Loop Paddle | Lovehoney Premium Paddle | Saffron Ping Pong Paddle | Tantus Thwack Spanking Paddle | Sportsheets Saffron Spanker |
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How We Test Spanking Paddles
We’re a team of 329 sex toy testers and 13 sex toy experts.
To find the very best Spanking Paddles, our testers tried and reviewed 213 different products in this category.
Bad or even just mediocre Spanking Paddles didn’t make the list!
In total, we’ve thoroughly tested and reviewed 1123 toys over the past 6 years.
We even lab-tested some to get objective data.
Read more about how we test products.Which is the Right Spanking Paddle For You?
- If you are looking for the thuddiest spanking paddle, I recommend the Saffron Ping Pong Paddle as it’s a little softer and has a broader area.
- If you prefer a very stingy sensation, check out the Tantus Thwack as the thick silicone leaves quite a sting!
- If you want to make, and leave, an impression on your partner, take a look at the Sportsheets Acrylic Spanker, as the little cut outs leave fun little marks on the behind!
Test Winner Sportsheets Saffron Loop Paddle
- Loop design similar to folded belt
- Red vegan PU leather
- Wrist loop
Pros
- ✅ Makes a great sound
- ✅ Elegant design
- ✅ Great for all levels of experience
- ✅ Good value for money
Cons
- ❌ Quite bulky
- ❌ Not as long-lasting as real leather
Why I Chose It
I chose the Saffron Loop Paddle as the best spanking paddle as, out of all the ones we’ve tested, it is the best all-rounder that I would happily recommend for most spanking purposes!
Cassie, took the Loop Paddle for spin and was a big fan, so much so, it got a perfect 5/5 star review! This paddle impressed her in terms of “aesthetics, functionality, performance, and price!”
She really liked that
Reviewed by:
Cassie Mørch