Super Head Honcho Masturbator — Test & Review

Testing the Super Head Honcho

First Impressions

First Attempt

What Did I Try and What Actually Worked?

The Design: A Closer Look

Like I mentioned above, the very first impression was it flopping over like a wet noodle. That wasn't exactly the most encouraging thing to see, and was a bit depressing. However, once the right setting and lubrication is present, the feeling makes up for most of its lack of design "WOW". In the end, sometimes it's function over fashion, and this is definitely a good example of that. The Super Head Honcho is plenty long enough for me in particular, and probably for most average guys. I would say if you have a 8"+ package, keep in mind you may pop out if going all the way through.

Was the Super Head Honcho easy to use?

Its ease of use might be one of it's best areas. It's hard not to be able to use it correctly, so long as you have lube. And, here is something cool: as there is a hole on both side, you can pour more lube in from the opposite end and just continue on your merry way. No need to pull out and get things going again. This does mean you can also leak everything out the wrong end so you have to be watching. As there are no settings, special features, or anything of the sort, it's a simple item. However, grip issues will likely be a concern, and I can't think of any practical way to keep it still if unable to grip it.

Quality Assessment: A Closer Look at the Super Head Honcho

On to quality: cheap. I'm sorry, but this thing acts, feels, and looks cheap. It tore after two medium uses. If used constantly, I'm not sure it would last a time worth investing in. The Super Head Honcho is sticky beyond any toy I have ever messed with. There are literal flashbacks of playing with those stretchy sticky hands every time I touch this thing. If you want to mitigate this, dust it with cornstarch and shake off the excess. Just remember to do this after each cleaning.

Save or splurge: Looking at the price tag

Considering the price this is definitely on the cheaper side of the toy spectrum. In my opinion, there are perhaps other items for a relative price but of higher quality or pleasure points. There was nothing else in the box to add any kind of value and the materials are lacking at best.

Testing the Limits of the Super Head Honcho

In the performance arena, the Super Head Honcho was fairly quiet and mostly depended on motions and how slippery the channel was. Did it perform up to standard? Well, the Super Head Honcho got the job done, but that was about it. Even that was with a bit of extra time and patience.

Packaging: A Testament to Quality?

Oh boy. That packaging! Here is the thing; I wasn't sure if the company was more promoting the TV show advertised or the product itself. There was a 50/50 split on information provided about the TV show where this was discussed and information about the item. I still don't know anything about the product from the box other than it has three chambers, is longer than before, and is supposed to have suction chambers.

Evaluating the Super Head Honcho: Materials and Care

The Super Head Honcho is extremely easy to clean. Rinse, add a couple sprays of toy cleaner, and rinse again out the back. The two holes REALLY make a difference here. The Head Honcho can also be turned inside out to make cleaning even faster. While the box doesn't give much help on materials, the site says it's made of soft TPR. I mean it's squishy, but soft and sticky shouldn't go together. If you need storage, better get your own because the box and bag are not meant for multiple uses. I definitely recommend fully drying inside and out before storing. As mentioned previously, it's a good idea to dust this with cornstarch or baby powder.