Super Head Honcho Masturbator — Test & Review

Matt Jenkins
by Matt JenkinsUpdated:
3.2/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

3.2/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

2.9/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Matt Jenkins

User Ratings:

3.5/5.0

Based on 2936 user reviews

50/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Super Head Honcho Masturbator was rated 50 out of 100, which means it is designed well.

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80/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Super Head Honcho Masturbator was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

30/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Super Head Honcho Masturbator was rated 30 out of 100, which means it is of mediocre quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Cheap

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PricePrice

Rating: Super Head Honcho Masturbator was rated 1 out of 5, which means it is affordable compared to other undefined.

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My Verdict

As with most things, everything works differently for each person so I won't say you should or should not buy the Super Head Honcho Masturbator. From my experience, it was not my favorite item and has a little about it I'm truly interested in. However, that may just be a lack of different textures, sensations, etc. For some, those missing things are just what they need, and if that's you, here is a great option. You do manage to skip over a hefty price you might find with some masturbators, so those being budget conscious will find this suitable. All in all, the Super Head Honcho is simple and extremely easy to use.

Buy, if you...

  1. want a cheap masturbator with no frills
  2. have no qualms about quality
  3. want a super fast cleanup
  4. need a travelling toy that is easy to pack away

Don't buy, if you...

  1. like an item that feels it was made of quality materials
  2. want something that will last long term
  3. want a masturbator that has multiple textures during use
  4. have issues with grip or want an items you don't have to hold

About The Super Head Honcho Masturbator

The Super Head Honcho is a simple, easy-to-use and easy-to-clean masturbator that is no frills and get's the job done. With three ribbed chambers, there are some minimal differences in textures while being used and if you think outside the box, it actually feels nicer using it not as intended.

Pros

  • Easy to clean
  • Easy to lubricate
  • Easy to store

Cons

  • Overly sticky
  • Tore after two uses
  • Very basic textures

Testing the Super Head Honcho

My Personal Experiences with Super Head Honcho Masturbator

First Impressions

You ever walk up to something and from the first moment you feel like, “I’m not sure about this.” Well, that’s where I started with the Super Head Honcho male masturbator. The package itself was bright, colorful, and just like “woah”. But hey, don’t judge a book by it’s cover! So, moving past the outer layers I popped that bad boy open and… well, when you pull something out of a box and the other end instantly flops over with no rigidity, it kinda makes you hope this isn’t a precursor to how your own member is going to respond. The two of us did NOT start out on the right foot.

First Attempt

Look, if I’m being totally honest, the first attempt was mostly my fault for being a failure. To sum it up, the lube was all wrong, the positions with a partner were all wrong for this item — it just didn’t go well. At the time, this put a pretty bad taste in my mouth (metaphorically speaking). So, was there ANYTHING worthwhile about the Super Head Honcho? Yes and no, simultaneously.

What Did I Try and What Actually Worked?

The first thing that helped turn my dislike of the Super Head Honcho around was to use it in the shower. Hear me out. This thing is overly, beyond sticky. I’m talking about if you used an exacto knife you could literally cut this thing into those vending machine sticky hands that collects leaves and dust and all sorts of ew. It’s THAT sticky. So having water spray on it at least took some of that issue away, because that was a mental hindrance for me. I also decided on a non-gel lubricant with a lower viscosity which changed the friction and pleasure points. Lastly, I tried using it in a way that, well, I’m sure not it’s meant to be used. Instead of entering the flanged and obvious entrance, I inserted myself through the back and pushed it all the way down until I popped out the front. Now that? That was much better!

The Design: A Closer Look

Super Head Honcho Masturbator The Design: A Closer Look

Like I mentioned above, the very first impression was it flopping over like a wet noodle. That wasn't exactly the most encouraging thing to see, and was a bit depressing. However, once the right setting and lubrication is present, the feeling makes up for most of its lack of design "WOW". In the end, sometimes it's function over fashion, and this is definitely a good example of that. The Super Head Honcho is plenty long enough for me in particular, and probably for most average guys. I would say if you have a 8"+ package, keep in mind you may pop out if going all the way through.

Was the Super Head Honcho easy to use?

Super Head Honcho Masturbator Was the Super Head Honcho easy to use?

Its ease of use might be one of it's best areas. It's hard not to be able to use it correctly, so long as you have lube. And, here is something cool: as there is a hole on both side, you can pour more lube in from the opposite end and just continue on your merry way. No need to pull out and get things going again. This does mean you can also leak everything out the wrong end so you have to be watching. As there are no settings, special features, or anything of the sort, it's a simple item. However, grip issues will likely be a concern, and I can't think of any practical way to keep it still if unable to grip it.

Quality Assessment: A Closer Look at the Super Head Honcho

Super Head Honcho Masturbator Quality Assessment: A Closer Look at the Super Head Honcho

On to quality: cheap. I'm sorry, but this thing acts, feels, and looks cheap. It tore after two medium uses. If used constantly, I'm not sure it would last a time worth investing in. The Super Head Honcho is sticky beyond any toy I have ever messed with. There are literal flashbacks of playing with those stretchy sticky hands every time I touch this thing. If you want to mitigate this, dust it with cornstarch and shake off the excess. Just remember to do this after each cleaning.

Save or splurge: Looking at the price tag

Super Head Honcho Masturbator Save or splurge: Looking at the price tag

Considering the price this is definitely on the cheaper side of the toy spectrum. In my opinion, there are perhaps other items for a relative price but of higher quality or pleasure points. There was nothing else in the box to add any kind of value and the materials are lacking at best.

Testing the Limits of the Super Head Honcho

Super Head Honcho Masturbator Testing the Limits of the Super Head Honcho

In the performance arena, the Super Head Honcho was fairly quiet and mostly depended on motions and how slippery the channel was. Did it perform up to standard? Well, the Super Head Honcho got the job done, but that was about it. Even that was with a bit of extra time and patience.

Packaging: A Testament to Quality?

Super Head Honcho Masturbator Packaging: A Testament to Quality?

Oh boy. That packaging! Here is the thing; I wasn't sure if the company was more promoting the TV show advertised or the product itself. There was a 50/50 split on information provided about the TV show where this was discussed and information about the item. I still don't know anything about the product from the box other than it has three chambers, is longer than before, and is supposed to have suction chambers.

Evaluating the Super Head Honcho: Materials and Care

Super Head Honcho Masturbator Evaluating the Super Head Honcho: Materials and Care

The Super Head Honcho is extremely easy to clean. Rinse, add a couple sprays of toy cleaner, and rinse again out the back. The two holes REALLY make a difference here. The Head Honcho can also be turned inside out to make cleaning even faster. While the box doesn't give much help on materials, the site says it's made of soft TPR. I mean it's squishy, but soft and sticky shouldn't go together. If you need storage, better get your own because the box and bag are not meant for multiple uses. I definitely recommend fully drying inside and out before storing. As mentioned previously, it's a good idea to dust this with cornstarch or baby powder.

Specifications and features

Length6.5 inches
Width2.75 inches
Openings2 
MaterialsTPR 
WaterproofYes 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Colors AvailablePink 

Comparing Super Head Honcho Masturbator with alternatives

Compare Super Head Honcho MasturbatorSuper Head Honcho Masturbator
Overall score3.2 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0
Bedbible rating2.9 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0
User rating3.5 / 5.0
from 2936 users
4.4 / 5.0
from 120 users
4 / 5.0
from 111 users
4 / 5.0
from 185 users
4.6 / 5.0
from 35 users
4.7 / 5.0
from 1249 users
PriceCheap Cheap Cheap Moderate Affordable Pricey
Design50 / 100 95 / 100 100 / 100 95 / 100 95 / 100 99 / 100
Ease of use80 / 100 95 / 100 95 / 100 60 / 100 85 / 100 100 / 100
Quality30 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100 75 / 100 98 / 100 90 / 100
Sound------
Power------
Buzzy/Rumbly------
Length6.5 inches5.75 inchesUnstreched: 2.4 inches7 inches5.1 inches10 inches
Width2.75 inches3 inches----
Openings2 2 -1 One Vagina
MaterialsTPR Ultraskyn (TPE) Sleeve: TPE, Packaging: Polyproplyene, Polyethylene TPE, Hard Plastic TPE Plastic, TPE, Fleshskin
WaterproofYes Yes Yes Submersible -Yes
Storage Bag IncludedNo No Comes with individual shells and egg carton box No --
Colors AvailablePink Light skin tone -Light, Medium and Dark Skin Tones --
Insertable length-5 inchesStretches up to 7.8 inches6 inches-9 inches
Diameter (internal)-.25 inches-0.5 inches1 inches-
Texture-Uniform bumps Includes WAVY II, BOXY, BRUSH, TORNADO, SPHERE, and SILKY II Bumpy, realistic 'Brick' with Internal Spiral -
Weight-.75 lbs-9.8 lbs--
Diameter--Unstretched: 1.9 inches-1.8 inchesCanal: 0.5 inches
Adjustable----No -
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FAQ

Can I use lubes that are not water based?
It's not advised, and some users have experienced the TPR breaking down over time with other lubes.
Can I use this with a partner?
Sure! But you may have to get creative if you are using it on yourself. Otherwise asking a partner for a hand seems like a good idea.
Is it stretchy?
Oh yes. It is very flexible and very stretchy.
Is this a sleeve?
Well, you could call it that, but I don't know of any items it could specifically fit in to hold it well. This definitely seems meant to be used on it's own.
Should I get this for someone who has never has a masturbating toy before?
Yes. Because it's so easy to use, easy to clean, and basic, it's an ideal first time toy.

Instructions - Manual

While there seems to be no user manual for the Super Head Honcho Masturbator, it’s use very simple. Check out my How to Use section for some ideas!

Author
Matt Jenkins
Matt Jenkins

I’m a fully time worker in tech, husband, and dad. With all that, life is crazy, so finding a bit of extra fun to share in the times it’s just my wife and I is always welcome. It’s taking time, but I’m slowly exploring more of this fun side of the world.

Age: 30
Gender: Cis Male
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Sex toy experience: Beginner
All-time favorite sex toy:  Einseo 6.2lb Vibrating Sex Doll
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